Back in early April, Granmama Maureen mentioned that she had some ideas for Hawaii 5-0 action figures. At the time, I told her that I would be v v scared to learn of how it is that certain fans would play with The McG. (Look. I never said I was a nice person, right.)
More recently, Lainie (aka I Am Kaye) started dolling out Pantsless McG’s. The FUCUPs lost their minds when they learned that the McG box would read, naturally: JUST TAKE HIS PANTS OFF, SILLIES!! (This tagline, copywritten to @lmk66, mused me into requesting from Lauren German to please ensure that Alex O’Loughlin start wearing a t-shirt which reads: COMES WITH REMOVABLE PANTS.)
Now, Granmama has asked that this page be created so that the Action Figures may be discussed adequately.
GODSPEED, lunatics!
I have dreamed of a McG action figure since I heard Alex was cast as McG!! For sure the pants must as least come off… cargo pants get dirty and will need to be washed!! Plus I want all of the colors – light khaki, medium khaki, dark khaki and black!! Kevlar vest, removable of course and all of Super SEAL’s Aquaman gear!! Oh and a gun or two!! ;>)
You have forgotten the most important of all cargo pants: the zebra print.
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Sorry, Super SEAL wouldn’t wear those… ;>(
McG will have:
1- Cargo Pants McG with badge, work boots, white tee and button down
2-Special Edition Lt.Cmdr McG – in full Navy Uniform
3-Tux McG
4-McG with turn and grow FOY
5-Kevlar Vest McG (which is twin pack with Kevlar Vest Danno)
6-Bathing Suit Super Seal McG
Danno:
1-Blue Shirt/Blue striped tie Danno with Chino/black shoes
2-Tux Danno
3-White tee/blue jeans Danno – for hiking trips with McG
4-Aforementioned Kevlar Danno
There will of course be Silver Breasted Camaro which plays carguments and Sexy Eyes
Danno will also have value pack of 5 blue and/or blue and white button downs wiith matching ties and chinos
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#4 just made me laugh and snort out loud. Urn and grow FOY…f’ing brilliant!
aww, glad I made your day
Chin:
1-Hawaiin Shirt Chin
2-Fishing trucks Chin
3-Suit Jacket/White Buttondown shirt Chin
4-Tight black tee Chin
4-Kevlar Vest Chin (that comes in twin pack with Kono)
Kono:
1-Button downshirt Kono
2-Bathing Suit Kono with matching surfboard
3-Red dress Kono
4-T-shirt Kono
There will also be Grace and Kamekono dolls
There will be 5-0 HQ play set
Vilian Dolls WOOOOAH FAT, Sang Min, Hesse and Rach Hell to follow.
Can the Rach Hell doll come with a set of pins to stick in her eyes please?
Indeed- A stick for up her ….. because she is such a wooden, wimpy, pain in mine. Love ya, Claire Van Der Boom, though.
No Special K action figure? With pack of bubble gum and handcuff dangling from wrist?
4-McG with turn and grow FOY
I fear this is one toy I will break v v soon
Can we have a crank stuck in his back to “turn and grow”? SO. EXCITING!
She must come with a closet of prarie girl outfits because the wardrobe people hate her. I, however, LOVE Agent Special K.
Does that mean the super table will then need to come with bit of chewed gum for sticking under it as an accessory pack??
yes- and the super table will work in conjunction with your phone and laptop. but not a computer tower, because that is so 2008.
I think after seeing the horse pictures, we now need to have the McG and Danno ‘Brokeback Mountain’ Action figures. Something for the Slashies (of which I am NOT one).
Also, can she have a mobile phone, so that we can make her & the Danno doll ignore each other just like in the early epi’s?
Those were the days my friend…
Please make sure the McG action figure does not wind up like the Ken doll. Proper McG “package” in the pants is a must. Needs to have his Kevlar vest, blue shirt and of course his cargo pants & boots. Since finding out recently he wears CK undies, they’re a must too. One more thing…All the proper tattoos! I love that Geiko tat on his chest. *sigh*
DCJan – I too have dreamed of such a day, but I don’t think Wal-Mart would market the Action Figures the FUCUP’s have in mind. Oops, I forgot about the Aquaman gear. Oh, believe me, each action figure comes complete with plenty of fire power & I’m not just talk’en bout the FOY! Goodness me, the minds of the FUCUP’s are already jelling.
MAHA – Holy Crap you’re FAST. I just had this thought pop in my head like a half hour ago. I pulled up my original “script” and it’s sort of lengthy (shut up, I hear you!) Should I put it all out here and we can all tweek it? I didn’t even hear from our LAINIEK yet. LAINIEK help….Need your thoughts. Our Maha’s moving at light speed again….. Granny
helllooooo- @maureen- didn’t hear from me yet. pls scroll upsies my love. *smooches*
maddie- *waves* hello my fellow jersey girl- yes, we must have Tattoo McG too. Special Edition of course. And for the other McG dolls, we can sell “optional tattoos sold seperately”
would cost too much to get licensing for CKs, so we shall have him in FKs instead.
LAINIEK – Good God, now you’re getting as supersonic as Maha. You posted before I even finished typing the above comment. What do you think, should I post my “script” as is & we can play around with it… the “script” not the action figures. G
but of course
OK, here goes. I might have to do this in sections because I’m old and will have to turn in soon.
The CeBeSex Adult Toy Store is proud to announce the arrival of the long anticipated Hawaii 5-0 Action Figures. Brought to you by HASS-BRAH. (Warning: Action Figures are anatomically correct-must be 18 or over to purchase.)
In addition to specific character accessories listed below, All four Figures come complete with: H50 Badges, sunglasses, big-ass hand guns, thousands of bullets, Kevlar vests complete with Velcro straps, hand cuffs, 5 cell phones & Bo-Flex Machines. All Action Figures are made with the highest scientific grade, life-like siliconized skin material available, real human hair and internal/programmable/playback voice recorders. All figures have moveable parts.
Hand Cuffs – I think you mean love braclets. xo
“McG love bracelets”; I love it when you b.tches quote me back to other people. Like, almost as much as I love the FOY.
Stephen J. McGarrett Action Figure – comes complete with five color coordinated cargo pant/tee/shirt outfits plus matching Army boots (add. matching outfits sold separately,) a Navy Dress blue Uniform, blue board shorts, extra bullets, extra grenades, a Botox Syringe, a carpenter’s tool kit complete with ladder & white, wife-beater tee, a fully stocked medical bag, SuperSeal Sewing Needles, SuperSeal Condoms, SuperSeal Duct Tape, Mace Spray, one small cooking grill, extra (furry) hand cuffs, an empty red “Champ” metal box, hand mirror, desk picture of himself, desk picture of Danno & 20 SuperSeal backpacks containing every BigBoyToy needed to do anything, anywhere, at anytime, in every possible situation.
(Warning: Due to the huge demand for the McGarrett Action Figure, the astounding replacement cost & shear volume of accessories included with this Action Figure, its cost is much higher than the other units, in fact, astronomical. Actually, it’s suggested you just steal one.)
Wow such effort you have put in. I love the desk picture of himself and desk picture of Danno as an accessory.
Can we all agree that at no point the wetsuit top & dress shorts combo, will become an outfit for sale?
Or the navy wife-beater, please. Else I shall cry.
but but but!!! Or will that be an Australian only accessory???
You all are crazya$$ fun.
Ok, here are my contributions to the McG Action Figure Accessory line …
1) Correction to the grenades – shouldn’t they be mthr fkn grenade’s ??
2) Please don’t forget about the NAIL GLUE !!!! and don’t forget your CAPS when referencing that !
Hellooooo lb523! *waving madly*
We can always use more ideas.
Good to see ya
Hi back !!
lb523 Welcome, new one!
THE NAIL GLUE blkseghkjnvbierugtelr;kghnmesdfklgbeighjedlkghz!!!!!!!!
I hang my head in shame for forgetting as much. Boo me.
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Help! My memory is shocking at the best of times….what’s the story behind the nail glue?
That was the epi when McG had to use nail glue to stick peanut mans head together onboard the Missouri. I know this cos I Tivo’d it last night as the H50 Super Sunday marathon continued! xo
I remember now! Thanks for that. Super Sunday marathon? Lucky duck!
I know 6 epi’s back to back each Sunday evening! It’s like heaven. xo
Our sucky Channel 10 would never do anything like that
The NAIL GLUE is funny because M absolutely could.not.believe that McDr used it to fix up peanut man’s head and kept ALL CAPSING for the whole page.
I’d be surprised if ten stuck with 5-0. I half expect it to be on one of those digital channels when they eventually decide to air it, I would guess, next year? Unlike Foxtel, which I love for giving me Falling Skies not long after it airs in the US.
Do you remember when they used to ‘fast track’ episodes of shows and we would actually get to see it in the SAME WEEK as the US? That lasted for about two years.
Gah Westy I can not reply to you, alas I am up here. It was nice while it lasted. They still do it but only with “popular” shows. Apparently 5-0 never took off here. What is wrong with our fellow countrymen and women?
I am now up here too.
What shows do they still fast track??
Westy, I’m running out of ways to reply! Well they do Falling Skies. I think we’re a few days behind on that. They did Vampire Diaries for a bit, but not so much for season 2. Surely there must be something! There probably is, I just don’t normally watch shows that are popular and would get fast tracked here.
Danny (Danno) Williams Action Figure – comes complete with two shirts, 24 ties, slacks, patent leather shoes, hair styling gel, hair dye, hair mouse, hair spray, hair straightener, hair diffuser, blow dryer, scissors, 5 combs, hand mirror, desk pictures of Monkey, McGarrett & Sang Min, a bag of Masadas, 10 boxes of KoKoPuffs, one pizza box from New Jersey, one Bon Jovi CD, directions to Guantanamo, one pink Hello Kitty Laptop, one small red surfboard, one walking cane, one crap plastic Christmas tree, one green ornament and one really, really, crappy Santa Suit.
wow Danno’s accessories so mean I can replace half my hair products with his…but in all seriousness sometimes when watching the show I sit there thinking, how do they get his hair to go like that? Answer, see product list above???
Please don’t forget his iPhone!
Oh, and a postcard from New Jersey. x
with my return address on it, since I sent it to him to sent *wavesies* to HI from Danno’s home state.
I have just updated the page. READ! READ!
squeeeeee
Chin Ho Kelly Action Figure – comes complete with anal outfit, wet suit, fishing spears, dead fish on a string, five laptops, a bunch of techno-gear, one bad-ass H50 Pump Shot Gun, one Harley Motorcycle, one box of KoKoPuffs and $ 28,567,000 in Monopoly money.
Kono Kalakaua Action Figure – comes complete with jeans, tee shirt, flat shoes, boots, 20 bikini’s, five different colored surboards, one bicycle, one red H50 Laptop, the books “How to Meet Normal Men” and “How to Suck Up to Meat Heads to Get Ahead” and various sex toys.
Monopoly money and fish on a string! Love this!
Sold Separately:
H50 Super Duper Computer Desk & H50 Flat Screen TVs.
H50 Tank
H50 Helicopter
H50 Speed Boat
H50 Shark Cage
H50 2011 Red Chevy Cruise
H50 2011 Blue Chevy Silverado Pickup Truck
H50 Dirt Bike
H50 2011 Silver (kick-ass) Camaro with flashing blue lights & replacement body parts. (Unit has many movable parts.)
1974 Black Mercury Marquis (No movable parts – on blocks)
Replica of the USS Enterprise Air Craft Carrier – comes complete with Naval Icon Reconnaissance Satellite & a Catherin Rollins Action Figure. NOTE: Action Figure has been discontinued due to low sales.)
Like Barbie and Ken’s dollhouse, please make certain that there is a H-50 HQ. With a tanning bed and a sauna.
There must also be an Easybake Oven to make Spam Frittata.
Oh yeah! And Kamekona must come with spam and a bucket of chicken.
And a rusty truck full of guns and ammo. No powdered eggs though!
Even better, every action figure sold comes with a coupon for a jug of SPAM. Does SPAM come in a jug? SPAM!! CALL ME!!
Just made available by popular demand. The following cardboard cutouts for hours of H50 fun:
HPD Police Headquarters
H50 Headquarters
A Downtown Pawn Shop
The Hilton Hawaiian Village Complex including dolphin tank area. (Toy Dolphins sold separately)
H50 Auto Body Shop / Car Washing Facility
McGarretts bedroom only (this is where all the action is and the only house area anyone really cares about)
Dannos crappy apartment, including crappy furniture & crappy pull out bed.
Many different Hawaiian location backdrops, beautifully painted
Can we make sure that Danno’s Crappy Apartment comes complete with a dolphin trainer Annie doll, hidden under the sofa?
Coming Soon – Additional Action Figures:
Sang Min – comes with orange jumpsuit, shiv, hair gel and wall poster/photo of Danno Williams.
Grace (Monkey) Williams – comes with school uniform, tennis outfit, pink Hello Kitty laptop & one pink fuzzy football.
Kamekona – comes with blue tee shirt & one very large board shorts, Sumo wrestling diapers, head band, one gigantic black plastic bag, one tiny ass blue jeep with flat tires. (Shave Ice Stand sold separately.)
WoFat – comes with anal suit, golf clubs, golf cart & driver, a contract signed by Satan and lots & lots of Monopoly money.
and last but not least…….
Governor Jameson – comes with an “I mean business” suit, tons of surveillance equipment (including GPS coordinates to McGarrett’s bedroom,) sunglasses, a huge aspirin bottle, several bottles of Jack Daniels, desk/wall/ceiling photos of McGarrett, a McGarrett Blow-up Doll with removeable cargo pants, various sex toys and lots of Monopoly money.
***Finis***
Since this was written in April several new characters have arrived on scene and a couple, sadly, have departed (but we still might see them again) so there is much fun tweeking to be done…..so tweek away y’all. LOL Grandmama
Ok. What is an “anal suit”? Sounds like fun!
why cardboard? my 5-0 HQ will be like my Barbie Townhouse- with various offices and a kickass magic table and monitors on the wall. and of course a couch in McG’s office for well…whatever
Can you make a doll of me and stick it in McG’s pants? Just for fun, you know?
we shall have a special insert card- you can send away for a doll in your own likeness and special velcro that attaches you to the McG doll. so that you “together…wherever we gooooooooo”
I shall velcro myself to his HEAD.
HEAD. Heh!
You are v welcome.
Lainiek – “Why cardboard?” Because Granny is old and this is what I remember from my childhood “make due with crap & like it” toy chest and we were lucky to have crappy cardboard my sweet young’en. Well that, and the fact that most of the budget for this toy line was allotted to the McGarrett Action Figure. Duplicating McAmazeBalls does not come cheap!
Your Barbie Townhouse sounds really wonderful. Please feel free to bring my toy line into the 21st Century. Already, I love your couch addition. Did I mention, the cardboard cutouts are beautifully painted. One would never know they’re really recycled crap.
Hugsies, Granny Mo
Ok- you may have your beautiful crafted cardboard village for the older H50 collectors edition and I shall make one for the 10 and under crowd in plastic. Deal?
At least Granmama went with cardboard and not, like, sticks and sh.t. For literals, yo. xx
GLBali – Actually I started this silliness last November & modified it through early April. I then returned to the work force & no longer had the time to play around with it. Our Lainiek’s comments brought it to mind again. I thought it would be fun for all of us to bring it up to date & expand upon it with everyones ideas because the FUCUP’s are really such a clever and hilarious group. Plus it’s another thing to keep us all busy while waiting for our favorite show to begin & our favorite writer to start hammering out those wonderful sardonic recaps God, I miss them…..is it Sept yet??
Oh, re: Danno’s hair. I saw a TV clip a couple of weeks back where he was wearing a baseball cap and AOL teased him into taking it off. It was the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. His hair was twice as big as usual and stuck straight out at the sides & was flat on top. It was wildly hysterical! They must have ran out of hair spray or lube oil that day because….damn, that humidity does funnyfantastical things to Danno’s crowning glory. LOL Granny Mo
See I have to feel nothing by sympathy for Scott as a person who suffers a similar fate when my hair gets near water or humidity. Giant frizz ball/afro anyone??? That clip sounds hillarious! Imagine what he looks like when he wakes up! Only my immediate family and bestie (we travelled across the US together last year) have seen what my hair looks like first thing in the morning…..
My suggestion was the navy uniformed McG. I will have to ponder on additional contributions, but I’m sure there’ll be something.
I adore Scott Caan when his hair is curly and a little astray. Wish I could convince him to cut it shorter and let it curl a bit. SCOTT CAAN’s STYLIST, CALL ME! Maybe I can make seperate line of the actors and have a Spec Ed Scott Caan surfer doll in board shorts and curly hair! Yum.
Can we have an honourary James Caan action figure?
Deal. We can have Godfather Special Edition James Caan and Papa Caan/Scott Caan twin set.
Can they have a little knob at the back that makes their arms move up and down really quickly? Then they would be practically lifelike. x BaddaBing!
well, they are action figures…… but, no….you must use your own hands and imagination to use them as you wish.
Yeeeeees! McG action figure must be able to: – air chop chop chop – flare its nostrils
Lainie, you could have left it at ‘I adore Scott Caan’ ! I bet you could convince him to do anything for you just as soon as he meets you. He will go gaga for you! xo
I concur. Ergo: You must make him give me McG pantsless. Thank you! Love you! Owe you!
M. If Lainie gets you McG, it will be your job to get him pantless. It seems fair! x
Aaaaaaaaaaw mate…if I ever stop recapping, please know that it’s only because my hands are tied. Literally.
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Hi Madaline – No wind up apparatus is used in this toy line. All Action Figures are made with only the highest space-age technology & materials (we got such a deal …you wouldn’t believe.) They move just like the real thing & no one, not even the manufacturer, knows the secret…because if they told us, they would have to ki…….well you know.
Rest assured, the McG FOY was the first item on the design table and it won’t disappoint. It’s spectacular. It’s amazing. It’s …what the Hell was I yammering about…oh yeah you must add the Tattoos. Gee Whiz, this toy line is missing so many items. Where was was my head..oh yeah… did I mention it’s spectacular?
I didn’t know he wears CK undies. Another accessory I overlooked. Although I’m thinking this should be an option because the McGarrett Action Figure now comes ala “commando’ and this was by popular demand. OK, get crack’en with those additions. Hugsies, Granny Mo
Grandmama, have you not seen the pic of AOL with his CK undies shyly peeking out of the waistband of his jeans????
I think they are waiting for my panties to come out and play.
For the first time ever on this site I can finally say, YES! I have seen those pictures. (Normally I’m going, what are y’all talking about?) I believe I said he replaced the old Marky Mark image I get when I think of CK.
Can someone please post these damn pictures already?!
Lainiek – Deal, but I’m thinking I will like your bldgs. better than mine, although, did I mention, they are artfully done. Oh, and you will have to raise the age of your customers. One must be 18 to purchase the Action Figures and what fun are the accessories if you can’t play with the main events?
I love it…Scott Cann, Surfer Dude. You are too clever. OMG, you would have just fell to the ground in laughter if you saw him in that TV spot with his hair all escrew. It was hilarious. LOL G
Is Kimmer in charge of the H50 HQ build, what with all the blue-prints she has made?
shhhhh….now you know what she has really been up too….story about being in NC visiting family is a cover. she is really in HI measuring the set so she can reenact it totally for my 5-0 HQ playset.
She is such a trooper. Hugsies for Kimmer xo
Lainiek: “Kimmer’s in HI measuring the set for your 5-0 HQ playset.” You are such a Hoot woman.
I love the idea of a James Caan “daddy” Action Figure & I really want him to appear on H50 as Danno’s papa. It would be epic. Even if Lenkov doesn’t pop for his, I’m sure, huge paycheck demand, our CeBeSex Adult Store will be able to play with him forever. We must save him for Season 2 though, because there is still so much to be done with last Season. Remember, I only incorporated the first 11 or 12 eps into the “H50 Toy Story.” I think I did go back into the “script” once after April & added something about the granade, the Pawn Shop & McLunatic because I just loved that scene so much. I still envision so many yet unpainted cardboard cutouts, great characters (like Victor Hess, Special K, Mary McG, RachHell, etc.) to immortalize into H50 Action Figures and a gazillion accessories to get excited over. Yes, my dear FUCUP’s, we have much creating left to do. G.
Jayne/Lainie/Maha – FYI. The R&D Toy lab has been working on a remote controlled McGarret & Danno Action Figure, but the cost has been insane and the progress slow which is mainly due to staffing issues .Three women techs were recently fired because of lewd behavior involving the Action Figures. This left only three male brothers, Larry, Daryle and his other brother Daryle to continue the research. They report they are completely lost. I shall keep y’all posted. G
“This left only three male brothers, Larry, Daryle and his other brother Daryle to continue the research. ”
‘We’ll do anything for a buck!’ Loved that show.
so, the plant is located in Vermont? we should have Dana from Vermont oversee it then
Westy: Did AOL have a white tee shirt on along with the jeans whilst wearing the CK’s? If so, I know I’ve seen this pic (yumm-0 by the way) but I never really noticed the CK’s. Truth be told, I sort of go into a trance while eye-sexing that man & miss lots of stuff. G
Grandmama, the pic I saw was a recent one – I think a BTS shot for S2? I’m sure Ess can find it for you – it might take her a while
It looked like AOL was getting miked up or something – jean, blue shirt (UNBUTTONED), ripped abs and CK’s peeking out of the jeans.
Something just happened in my panties!
I know! Your panties just tweeted! “It’s raining. And she’s left me alone. I am sad. I wish he’d be more gentle *sigh*” I may be the only one laughing. LOVE YOU WESTY!!!!
I’m laughing so hard it’s raining again in my panties
The FOY has a way with lulling women.
I’ve taken Ken’s pants off many times… please Mattel make Steve anatomically correct!
I’ve had nightmares about depantsing my future #McG doll and finding a smooth as a baby’s butt eunich underneath those little khaki cargos. I don’t think I could take it! A girl has to dream ya’ know!
Pinkie! Welcome! It is your first time commenting — how lovely of you to do so.
I never owned a Ken doll, as I didn’t understand its use. Now that we know they are not anatomically correct, it appears that I was a smart little girl (far smarter than today).
P.S. When I first saw your avatar, I thought you were a handsome devil queer man commenting. Then I realized that your gravatar is a photo of McPanty Destroyer
You were smart not to get a Ken… very disappointing and I totally understand why Barbie is such an over achiever. Gawd! I’d want to become an astronuat and a beekeeper too! Anything to avoid having to come home to the crotch of nothingness and void.
I love your fully equipped McG doll but you forgot the DUCT TAPE!! He never leaves home without it and it has so many uses! Nothing better than a man with his own supply of wonderful duct tape. I’m just sayin’
Ah… I’m not a handsome queer man but I do have a very nice avatar.
I see you’ve seen Mizz’s pictures of Mr. BunsofSteel in dress pants. I hope they give him back his cargo pants soon because I will never be able to follow the storyline with that kind of distraction going on. First it was jeans and a horse (why didn’t they add chaps and spurs and just kill me dead with my fantasy for life?) and now form fitting dress pants that clearly reveal the fact that Mr. Hotter than hot McPanty destroyer has been doing his and somebody else’s share of squats.
I have been busy writing so my wandering to other sites has been limited but I will sign up to yours.
I’m going to return to drool at those slippery slopes in gray flannel over at AOLR… beforer it’s time for bed… no sleep just bed. *sigh*
Put a rush order on that doll, will ya?
“…I totally understand why Barbie is such an over achiever. Gawd! I’d want to become an astronuat and a beekeeper too! Anything to avoid having to come home to the crotch of nothingness and void.”
Omg, I laughed out loud.
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Pinkie…where have you been? You should have been here from the beginning! Funny PinkiePie!
” I hope they give him back his cargo pants soon because I will never be able to follow the storyline with that kind of distraction going on.”
Took the words right out of my mouth. I have trouble already!
Welcome and enjoy the craziness.
PinkiePie Hi ya. Love your name and your taste in gravatars. I don’t know what Mattel’s McG action figure looks like, but I can assure you the CeBeSex HassBrah H5O line won’t disappoint. Read above description for all the delicious details.
Oh Maha “I thought you were a handsome devil queer man commenting, then realized it was McPanty Destroyer.” I can always depend on you to cheer up a bad day. Hugsies G
Happy to lighten your day, Granmama xox
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Calling all FUCUP’s. Have I lost my mind?? I just visited the AOLrocks site and there are pictures from S2,EP2 of McYummy at a crime scene and he’s wearing a regular shirt and SLACKS!!! Where are the cargo pants and tee and blowing in the wind shirt????? He does look SPECTACULAR, but what the HELL is happening. I didn’t even look at his footware. OMG, I’m in some H50 Twilight Zone. G
Yes! The photos hit my twitter, and it looks like he has recently received bottom padding. LOVELY.
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no worries- McGtasered had a visit at the courthouse. he will be back in jeans and the occasional cargo pant soon enuf. mark.my.word.
Sidebar to the above. On the same site are two pictures of McG with a horse, from I guess EP2 and they are adorable. Be sure all you little hound dogs check out the second photo because the gal who took this really needs to join our club. She GETS IT !! Even the horse (who surely is a girl) is drooling and panting. Granny really likes these pics because she used to own horses back in the day. Just when I though I couldn’t love our man more…. Hugsies, G
I have not seen the horsie photos.
I love horsies.
HORSIES!! CALL ME!!
Can someone please link?
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WESTY my BESTY. I’m laughing so hard at myself right now….I must be so discombobulated by my SLACKS sighting that I thought you wrote “AOL was getting milked up” in the BTS pics. You can’t imagine the thoughts that bombarded my brain in that instant. And yes, I did see these pics earlier. Thanks for thinking of me. Hope your panties have recovered. God, I’m still laughing…milked up..HEHEHE.
I was hoping someone would catch my little old time TV reference. I should have known it would be my soul sister. Those guys were a riot. But these days, they are having a Hellish time at the CeBeSex R&D lab. I shall report later as to all the mayhem happening over there. (Fear not my friend, our McActionFigures are safe.) Granny Mo
PinkiePie – FYI The CeBeSex R&D lab is frantically working on the specs for additional H50 Action Figures, Cardboard Backdrops/Buildngs as well as the ever popular H50 Action Accessories. Our overworked & currently understaffed (you don’t want to know) lab is doing their very best to invent, approve and produce these marvelous play things asap. Please note, Duct Tape is currently included in Super-Seal BackPack # 18 (there are 20 in all.) This Pack also comes with hiking & climbing gear, a phone recorder and tons of medical supplies to cover any emergency such as, oh I don’t know, getting face raped by a flying bolder perhaps. Our World renouned H50 Cardboard Cutouts, featuring beautiful scenes of Hawaiian mountains, forests and cliffs wlll soon be available & are a must have to complete the H50 fantasy. Dead bodies, makeup, bullet riddled fish, military rescue units and Medivac Helicopers can be purchased separately. Stay tuned for more updates… which will be coming just as soon as I get the fking R&D lab under control. Granny Mo
Maha – I e-mailed you the link of McYummy’s head shot, oh and the horsie too. I hope it works…you know how useless I am with this electronic @@@@.
My head is stil reeling over McFancyPants & his new crime solving attire. Just when we got used to the casual cargo look. He does look McMagnificent tho, I must say. Grandmama Mo
I like him in the suit and jeans, but I really, really hope the new Gov has not brought in a DRESS CODE for the Five-0′s.
I want McG to be wearing his cargo pants every now and then (unless he agrees to remove them).
I laugh and laugh and laugh sometimes as I read you all go on and on about McFancyPants, because I see him in the pics but am more concerned about Danno’s smile and butt to give McG any further investigation. This is how I know I am still v v much in lovsies with him, despite the fact that he took my basket of love, stomped on it, threw its contents to the winds and send the rest down the garbage disposal.
BTW, did anyone see the pic of Scott Caan with the baby this week, that actually sent MY OVARIES down rte Rte 80 in an attempt to hop a flight from Newark to Honolulu? I felt like all you McNuggets with your hopping ovaries and giggling panties. I remember thinking……awwwww, so this is what all those McGigglygirls are on about all the time.
xoxo
Oh, Lainie, Lainie, Lainie. Of course YOU know I have seen that picture. The picture that made me feel like a s*ut because for a whole day I found myself thinking about Scott instead of McFancyPants.
All is now right with the world because I’m back to thinking about McFancyPants. And let’s face it. Danny will always be yours……babe.
I never think of Scott. Ever. I love his character on the show though.
McHandsome all the way for me.
I know for a fact there’s a few posts here where I go on and on (and on) about how much I loved McG when he picked up Grace at school. So naturally, the baby photo had me MOMENTARILY distracted. There is a reason why my friends think I’ll be the first to have kids…followed by another three…..
more.scott.for.me – I win!
OMG! what a hilarous play you´ve been creating here! I want my McGee doll life size and arm plastered… So, how are you going to get the FOY anatomically correct!?? Who´s doing the research/measuring??!!
ME! ME! ME!
BTW, here are more/new pics of McDressupday, Danno, and the new chick (who needs a better tailor- poor thing)
http://eyeprime.net/2011/07/alex-oloughlin-scott-caan-and-lauren-german-filming-hawaii-5-0/
After dragging myself away (kicking and screaming of course) from looking at the boys, yes, the poor girl does need a better tailor. Even I, Miss-I’m-too-lazy-to-get-my-jeans-hemmed, can see that.
The more I look at these pics, the more I am convinced that she needs to get herself some 100% cotton panties.
Static Cling, CALL ME!
She also needs some shoes.
I admire your ability to look at her when you look at those pics.
Just trying to find out where the best kill-shot would be, Gracie
Then McG comes sprinting across the lawn and tackles you to the ground and before you know it you’re handcuffed….:)
I would handcuff myself! And insist that he frisk me for hidden weapons.
Then off to the interrogation room you shall go.
Okey-dokey! I will insist that I do not wish to speak to my lawyer, I do not wish to make my one phone call, I do not wish us to be disturbed. He must interrogate me privately. And frisk me again just in case he missed something on the first go-round.
Interrogation room, CALL ME!
I like how I came up with that whole little scenario for you and not me?!
A true friend.
I of course, will tell him that the ‘real’ bad girl is you, and when he has finished with me and I’m needing a little quiet time, (before round 2) he can go chasing after you.
Who will be right outside the door of the interrogation room with your eye pressed against the keyhole.
Good idea. Then we can explain that *thud* we all heard (esp. if he’s wearing those slacks) was not me falling over/passing out, but being knocked in the head when he opened the door.
I’m up here again I think.
Um, when he leaves the interrogation room looking for you after he has finished interrogating me, he won’t be wearing those slacks. He finally will be PANTSLESS.
I guess I wasn’t up there after all
He’s pantsless? So I assume I’m on the floor because everyone else just tackled me to get to the FINALLY PANTSLESS MCG? Maybe you better keep him in that interrogation room. You know, for his own safety.
I will keep him in the interrogation room, if you insist.
LAINIEK – Thanks for the scoop on the McDressUp outfit. (Your’re amazing. How do you get all this inside information so quickly..have you managed to hack into Lenkov’s computer??) Great pics too, many more and clearer than the ones I saw. Damn…he looks incredible. Just when you think he couldn’t get any hotter, he ignites the entire TV screen.. along with our panties. I hate Lauren the German. I’m so green with envy, I could just fking explode.
Did McG put red highlights in his hair? Was it always this color?? I don’t remember it being this red. What’s the Lainiek scoop?
FYI: We’ve had to relocate the mfg plant from Vermont. In fact, it’s moved twice so far. It’s current location will not be disclosed. You wouldn’t believe the thieving issues involving with this facility. LOL..G
I forgot to tell you all about my secret mission, which involved bugging Peter Lenkov’s hotel room and the writing room for H50. I have people in HI that take of those things for me. I send them 5 dolla’ every time.
Re red highlights: my hair was black as black when I was wee (my mom used to call it sable black), but it has turned dark brown and has red highlights in the summer due to swimming and sunlight. Perhaps McG is getting highlights thats to all that HI sunshine and beach bum time. Or, it could be the stuff they use to remove the grays. ALEX O’LOUGHLIN, CALL ME. The greys looked good on you. Trust.
BTW, just got memo on location move: but, I don’t think the North Pole is going to work out for too long. Those elves may ship some to little boys and girls houses by accident. :O
PAULA: Sorry, but the Steve McGarrett Action Figure only comes 13″. No you little hound dog, that’s the height.
GOOD GOD…LIFESIZE!! We could build a Space Shuttle cheaper.
Rest assured, our McActionMan is anatomically correct. We went to great expense tracking down the actress from TOF who cleaned his wounds. She was very willing to discuss the FOY, in fact, she wouldn’t SHUT UP about it. (Yeah, like we didn’t enjoy listening.)
I’ve just received great news from Tech Larry at the R&D lab regarding the “plastering” you’ve requested. Stay tuned… Granny
@maureen- yes, but you forgot about the promo life size cardboard cutouts that we plan on placing stratigically at malls, toy stores, and pta meetings everywhere (the last one was for us old moms who need eye candy during discussions on what to do with the cultural arts funds for 2011-2012). so we could have a contest to raffle off the McG cutouts. would raffle off Danno ones too, but have locked them all in my closet so Rach Hell can’t get at them and so that I can say HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII every morning to him.
Westy – I stole Lauren the German’s shoes. I plan on using them to kick her bony a$$ off the island. (Yep, still green with envy.) G
EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!! The CeBeSex Adult Store R&D Lab has just released for production the latest H50 Accessory for the McGarrett Action Figure – “STICKABLE / LICKABLE TATOOS”
(Box includes 7 authentic tatoos, 5 each, plus placement instructions)
These beautifully designed (thanks CardboardCutout Dept) & extremely durable (high-five Atomic Engineering Dept) water resistant (way to go Stan the Plumber ‘?’,) pressure-sensitive body appliques are guaranteed to withstand any lunatic action they are subjected to.
Next up – Scratch & Sniff ???? (I’m confident the FUCUP’s will think of something.)
On the Bad News Front: The teeny-tiny seamstresses in the Wardrobe Dept are planning a strike because I just ordered a gazillion McDressUp outfits. Granny Mo
JAYNE – Hi…Sorry, all four main H50 Action Figures come with regular cop hand cuffs. The McGarrett Action Figure does come with an extra pair of furry hand cuffs, aka Love Braclet. And for real McSexy fun, check out SuperSeal Backpack #1 which also comes with the McG unit. All McNailer’s s.x toys are within.
No wet suit top/dress bottom combo or baggy navy w/b. tee will ever be produced. After all, Maha is our Queen & we lovingly bow to her wishes.
However, I have requested a “Wet Suit & Surf Gear” prototype for the McGarrett A.F & have seen prelim. drawings. OMG..it’s full length, black, skin tight & shows every rippling muscle, every buldge, every round hard ….ah… where was I, oh yeah, it comes with a surf board & stuff too. Did I mention the bulges? G
LAINIEK – How clever, never thought of life size Cutouts. And rafflling them off is brilliant. We need more money for the McGarrett FOY project. I think I’ll send you into the CardboardCutout Dept. though..they are currently displeased with me about their work load. Seems you have been sending them some plastic housing units for painting & decorating. I’ll see how you do before I inform them about needing an addition to the McGarrett home unit. We need a living room now. Customers are complaining – they have no where to play with the McGarrett “Carpenter w/Ladder” accessory.
Also, would you please accept the challenge of creating the RachHell Action Figure. I can think of no better person to lead this project. Please, Please. You can make her as disgusting as you like. G
I shall begin work on her design shortly- pls advise manufactoring to begin work on horns, fangs and tail
The Rach Hell Doll :
http://scottcaanlifeinphotos.tumblr.com/post/8272846473/no-disrespect-to-claire-van-der-boom#disqus_thread
OMG!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
LAINIEK – I bet you’re right..the Sun is making his hair lighter. You clever one, you. I much prefer it darker with delicate sprinkles of grey, just like our Action Figure. Can you get your buddy Lenkov to have it dyed back to it’s original splendor?
Leave it to you to find that picture….I knew you were the perfect candidate for the RachHell project. Horns, fangs & tail props will have to go through R&D first and good luck dealing with the “Brothers Grim.” They are still traumatized from the events of earlier this week and although I did send them for counseling, they still aren’t running on all cylinders. Hugsies…G
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lol-not found- made- that pic of Rach Hell – Scott Caan:Life in Pictures is my tumblr.
MAHA – Sorry for the tardiness in answering your questions, but that damn H50 A.F. R&D LAB (m.o.u.s.e.) is driving me insane. Oy Vey!
1. As Lainike stated, a Caan, Son & Papa Duo Set, is in the works.
2. No, SPAM does not come in Jug – that would be “Moonshine.” SPAM comes in an oblong tin can & most of us, including McLeanCuisine, would rather eat the can than the SPAM. (Nectar of the Island, my a$$.)
3. A McGarrett “hand chopping” Action Figure has been discussed, but NO on the “nostril flaring” option. I refuse to add a highly specialized Robotics Dept to that damn R&D facility. I don’t even want to think of the shenanigans that would create.
4. Chin’s “anal suit..” Because everything that man wears is PERFECT, NEAT, TIDY aka ANAL His clothes are never messy (unlike Danno’s hair.) Hugsies…G
Love the “anal” suit explanation!
Thanks, Granmama for the info; much appreciated xx
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Really, really happy to hear the anal suit explanation. Was v v worried for a while.
Omg Westy…your new gravatar? Did you make that for me????
YOU ARE HILARIOUS.
Brilliant.
xx
Of COURSE I made it just for you! Everyone else in the.whole.wide.world loves koalas – you are the only sick fck who sees those cute, fluffy little furballs as evil c.nty c.nts.
xxxxx
Eeeeeevil C.NTY in-disguise TERR0RIST Aaaaaneeeeeemals!!
(Your comment made me snort out loud laughing…!)
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WHATEVAAAA!
That koala one would be so much more awesome if it was sitting on top of the pole.
Please to disregard my comment above. I have no idea where the koala link Gracie posted has gone
Lainiek – You made that pic..really? You are so talented girl. Would you consider employment in the CardboardCutout Dept? The pay sucks, but you get to play with all the prototypes in the R&D lab….at night….when no one is looking….ah well, except for the Brothers because they sort of live in the lab, but they’re usualy passed out by 9.
LOL G
So if I can´t get my McGee doll lifesize, could You please send mine with a magnifying glass, maybe attached to the belt, handier for a close-up inspection
I would like to request a not-to-scale FOY so that I do not require a magnifying glass.
Thank you.
btw, all, I have seen Danno’s OBOY, which is like McG’s FOY, and I will NOT require a magnifying glass, even at scale.
I’m just sayin’…….
Hello beautiful people — please note that I will not be as active in the coming 30 days. Ramadan begins tomorrow…and so I will be slowing down considerably on all extra curricular activities, but thinking of you often.
I have written about Ramadan, for those of you curious as to why and what it is within Islam: http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/2011/07/i-was-asked-tell-me-about-ramadan/comment-page-1#comment-2164
Please don’t be shy to ask any questions, if anything is not clear.
xx
Ib523 – Hi & Welcome.
Love it.. M F Grenades it shall be. (Wasn’t that a great couple of minutes on film?) Keep those ideas coming..please.
Although Action Figures & Action Accessories have not been designed as yet for the “USS Missouri/Insane SEAL/FunnyOldTourMan” episode, Super-SEAL Back Pack# 15 does contain many of the items seen in this episode. However, our Beloved Leader Maha, REALLY HATED the Nail gluing shenanigans, so out of respect for her, this item was omitted.. Sorry. G
Paula – A magnifying glass could be included with the McGarrett Action Figure, but do you really want to get punched in the neck by a toy??? G
Only if “punched in the neck by a toy” is a euphemism.
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Lainie – Yeah sure. IN YOUR DREAMS!!!! LOL Granny
lol- no I really did see it- poor Scott got caught changing out in public. Its all good. He def holds his own. Trust.
M – You know how scary our fantasy toys are. I know I wouldn’t suggest to the McGarrett Action Figure that his d.ck is tiny.. G
Maha – Lab Tech Daryle #1 has created a surprise especially designed with you in mind and wants to know if you will still be reading this site this later afternoon?
By the way, when you visit the R&D lab, don’t get caught alone with D #1. I think he’s obsessed with you. G
Heh.
Yes, I shall be around and reading
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So I will be ordering a pair of safety-goggles, as not to be “accidentally” poked in the eye by a t–ny dick…
Also, make sure it doesn’t go up your nose, pls.
Danger Will Robinson. DANGER.
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Paula/Maha – Ohh, you too…I’m laughing so hard right now. Yeah, but just wait until you get a load of the Steve McGarrett Action Figure in the “Wet Suit” Accessory. OMG!! I gave Daryle #2 a bonus check for designing that piece of heaven. Just you wait…you’ll see.
Maha – Sidebar. Did my Email get to you with the McG & Horse picture? G
Yes, Granmama!
I absolutely *loved* the hilarity of the photo
Thank you for finding that wonderful photo — the horse is so gleeful!
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Exciting News!!!
Designed by the D & D Brothers in honor our our beloved MAHA, The CeBeSex Adult Toy Store is proud to announce the newest HB0 “Limited Edition” Action Figure -
“Steve McGarrett with Real Growing Hair”
Once unboxed, this “one of a kind” interactive toy begins growing its own hair just like the real man….or a freaky Chia Pet. You’ll have hours of fun watching it grow & then trimming away, or not, to you heart’s content. Growing & trimming, growing…..Coming soon to a store near you.
Comes complete with scissors, razor, shaving cream, oil.
Warning! Unless you like the Sasquatch look, keep in mind, this toy is high maintenance (just like the real thing.)
Omg I am SO EXCITED!! HAiRY HAIR on his McPectorals!!
Eep eep thank you, Granmama xoxoxoxo
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I do not want to purchase the ‘Steve McGarrett with Real Growing Hair’ Action Figure.
Ga-ROSS!!!
Do you think it gives him a hairy back as well?
I had to look up what a Chia Pet was….they are indeed freaky. Though do not creep me out as much as furbies….or clowns.
Gracie…Why don’t you rub it in a little bit more that you were not even born in the early 80′s??
Hmm today at work someone asked me if I knew who John Wayne was. I of course do, as I may have been born in the mid 80s, but it does not mean I was born under a rock. Having said that, maybe I was as according to wikipedia they still make Chia Pets, I’d just never heard of them.
Buy the McHairy Action Figure and you can have your very own Chia Pet.
I don’t think I want a McHairy Action Figure. I have to cut the hair? High maintenance much? It’s the opposite of a Danno Styling Action Figure…which you just have to hair spray/gel the s*** out of every other hour.
And don’t take him outside if it’s windy.
Westy: What an adorable picture. At first I thought it was a cute puppy (my eye aren’t what they used to me,) but now I’m thinking it’s a koala bear. Whichever, it’s adorable. G
Westy: Damn, apparently I can’t see or type. I meant to write “my eyes aren’t what they used to be.” G
Was thinking of my Sardonic crew when I watched House Hunters international. A couple- he’s from Australia and she is from Canada, were moving from Edmonton, Canada to outside Melbourne Australia. They said Melbourne is not as exciting as Syndey but that it is a better place to raise a family. Thought about my Canada and Aussie friends on here. Please to comment for this American who has been neither place.
Lainiek – Good Lord Woman! Are you now hacking into the wardrobe dept’s computer??? As I said, you are amazing.
Danno’s still are yours Babe. I only have eyes for McG. G
NO! There is no back hair on the McGarrett “S.E.” Action Figure (are y’all nutty??) Our male Action Figures are perfectly “manscapped.” We do have some class here at the CeBeSex Adult Toy Store. BTW, there’s no hair on his a$$ either.
YES to the high maintenance. Yeah, like y’all don’t want to play all day with our boy toys.
Last year I saw a Chia Pet that was in the shape of PRESIDENT OBAMA’S HEAD! I kid you not. G
Coming Soon – New Action Accessory
H50 Interrogation Room
Made with durable plastic. Guaranteed to withstand hours of rough house play time. Comes complete with one chair.
in standard blue light or optional red disco lights with Barry White soundtrack.
GLBali – And Maha REALLY hated the nail gluing scene, REALLY hated it. G
Westy – OK my soul sister, please do not mention Brokeback Mountain and our boy toys together. Thank you. And no to the Action Figures too. For obv. reasons, plus horses are too costly to produce…all that hair you know. Sorry. BTW, what are slashies?? I’ve never heard this term.
Did you see the picture of 1/2 a McG & the horse who must have been a girl horse because she was panting and drooling??? This women photog would fit right in with us.
Oh, sending you a “high five” for the “Kill Shot” comment re: Lauren the German. Loved it. (Yes, I’m still green.) G
Grandmama, ‘slashies’ are writers of fanfiction pairing same sex couples. (At least that is what I think, I could be wrong!)
Oh and I am dreaming up ways to be rid of Lauren. But first I will give her a chance. If I don’t like her, she better start running.
Jayne: The “Danno Williams” Action Figure comes with 5 phones so he’s all set. Lainiek is taking control of the “RachHell” Action Figure & Accessories. Knowing how our Lainiek holds a grudge, I’m sure her phone will explode….oh, I mean M.F. EXPLODE..during it’s first ring. BTW, I can’t wait to see the RachHell prototype. G
Lainiek: “In standard blue light or optional red disco lights” In the Interrogation Room???? I’m confused, but then I’m usually confused.
Westy: Thanks for the explanation on “slashies” and no, we do not have any such writers on staff at our fantasy toy company and doubt we ever will.
Oh, please, please terminate Lauren the German. Hugsies, G
@maureen- sure, don’t you remember how somewhere during the session they went from having regular lighting to blue lighting in the interrogation room? the red disco light is optional, as is the “lets get it on” music, for those times whent he interrogation changes to some lovin’
Lainiek: I don’t remember such a lighting scenario in the Interrogation Room. Was it during a time when it was really cold in there and McHardNipples was doing the interrogating? Cause if it was, I wouldn’t have noticed a grenade exploding in the room let alone the lighting consept. LOL G
for realz? there were blogs like crazy about it. how the lights all of a suddenz when blue.
Reggie in the blue interrogation room http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sean_combs2011-screenshot-hawaii-f-o-med-wide-sorta.jpg
McG and Mistress in blue http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j396/fprintmoon/h50_daily/780dbade.png
Chin and McG drill a female suspect http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll7zdomOmh1qzjp1wo1_500.png in the blue
Lainiek: Thanks for the pics. I love the ones with McG all in blue especially the one with Chin & McMuscles where his “guns” are all massive. YUM-O! I do remember these scenes, but I must go into more of a McG trance than I thought because I really didn’t notice this color shift. You are right though, it’s bizarre. Do I take it then you wish me to check with our Light & Magic Dept. about creating this effect for the fantasy Interrogation room?
FYI, I really only read a couple of other sites and only comment on this one, mainly because I fell in love with Maha & her sardonic recaps and now with all you fun FUCUP’s. Just don’t have the time…what with trying to keep that damn CeBeSex H5O R&D Lab running. Plus, I’m not as computer savvy as y’all are. You guys are amazing. Thanks again for the pics…I shall have marvy dreams tonight.. G
Maureen, ah yes the old McG trance. I know it well. McMuscles hehe. I worry that one day I will just start adding Mc to things.
The department I work for in my company is called ‘Machine Control and Guidance’. We always use the acronym when answering the phone.
Can’t wait for the day when I answer with ‘McG’.
Love you too, Granmama! Thank you. Squeeze you. x
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GLBali: Well, there are certainly worse things that we can add to things other than Mc. And seriously, what red blooded woman wouldn’t go into a trance looking at that man. I must have it really bad though if I didn’t notice that blue color shift. That or my eyes are in way worse shape than I thought. LOL G
GRANDMAMA!! I don’t know what page to put this on, hoping you will see it here. Did you hear about Patty Duke guest starring on a S2 epi?!? I used to LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the Patty Duke Show! (Of course, it was in its fifth re-run when I watched it – true.story)
*rolling my eyes while waiting for Gracie to ask who Patty Duke is*
*laughs* you were right Westy, who is this Patty Duke person? Am I going to be scared like I was when they had that other Aussie guy on the show?
Is she playing Danno’s mama?
Can’t say I noticed the light change either. So it’s official. I didn’t notice the blue light thing, I didn’t notice the neck vein thing. I watch a different version of this show to everyone else.
Yeah, that would be the down under version. Six months after the rest of the world has seen it.
Westy – Now that’s a co-inky-dink. I would have messed up long ago. Please let us know when the flubb-up happens. LOL G
Yeah, don’t wanna have to explain that one to work colleagues, or other people on the end of the phone
Westy: I DID see that Patty Duke will star in S-2. I used to love her TV show too (brings back the memories) & the other shows she’s been in over the yrs. Remember her in Hellen Keller? V good actress.
Lainiek: No, she will play a mommy, but not Danno’s. The 5O’s have to bring tell her that her son is dead & she has Alzheimers & thinks he’s still a little boy. Hey, you & Lenkov are best buds. Maybe you could get him to book James Caan as D’s daddy in S2. I would LOVE to see that. Wouldn’t that be epic? Think you can pull your magic little one, pretty please.
GLB – Nope, you won’t know Patty Duke’s TV show. I didn’t notice any veins on McYummy in that last “blue” pic Lainiek posted either. I couldn’t see anything but his gorgeous biceps. OMG…..
If I could only get the CeBeSex H50 Toy Store to manufacture a “blow-up doll” of that man…….I would be a zillionaire! AND a very happy gal.
Oh, speaking of the Store..the R&D lab informs me much has happened this week…so stay tuned. LOL Granny Mo
Westy: I just read that Peter Fonda is going to be a guest star too. He will play a mean, salty “Treasure Hunting Captain.” Man, they are digging up (almost literally) every senior actor in Hollywood which I actually think is really cool.
GLB – No, you won’t remember Peter either…unless “Easy Rider” rings a bell???? G
“…digging up (almost literally)…”
Heh.
Peter Fonda — was he Jane’s dad or bro or hubby?
And the other one…Patty?
Dunno her either.
Bali — you are not alone!
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Yay! I’m not the only one. I have no idea about either of these people.
I thought Peter Fonda *was* dead.
Ok. Well that sounds familiar.
Mayhaps he is ZOMBIE!!
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Hopefully he will attack McG and rip his pants off!
Because zombies are known for de-panting people.
Zombies on 5-0, in honour of jump the shark week ey?
OMG- Peter Fonda is Jane Fonda’s brother and Henry Fonda’s soon.
Patty Duke was in the Miracle Worker, was married to John Astin and is Sean Astin’s mom. You Know Sean Astin right? Lord of the Rings. Rudy.?
Now I feel v v old. I must go drink my ensure and go to bed/
You, Grandmama and me can all feel old together. Although I fear I am oldest:(
So this Peter Fonda, is brother to Jane (I know her, she is in a face cream commercial) & Henry Fonda is his dad (he’s the director- right?). Does Bridget fit in to thIs, or does she just happen to have the same name??
I Googled Patty Duke & still didnt have a clue who she is/was. However I do know Sean Astin, (I love him in 50 first dates and the goonies) I read that he grew up believing that the man who played Gomez Addams in the Addams Family was his dad.
Bridget Fonda is Peter Fonda’s daughter. I can’t believe you young ones have never heard of Patty Duke! (You really *are* 28, aren’t you, Jayne? Not just in your head?)
No Westy, it really is just in my head. I’m going to google the sh*te out of Patty, so I can come back with ‘oh she was great in ….’ I can only guess that if she was big in TV perhaps it’s because British TV never used to show imported shows to the degree it does now until maybe the late 80′s / early 90′s. (Obvi. we got prisoner cell block H & sons & daughters)
“(Obvi. we got prisoner cell block H & sons & daughters)”
I’m so very, very sorry. We also inflicted ‘Neighbours’ and ‘Home and Away’ on you. That’s what you get for sending all your criminals out here in the first place.
Sad but true. We (being my Not McG & I) still watch neighbours. The actings still terrible, but they still pop up later in things like CSI, House & H50. I thought all Aussie actors had to be in it before they could be in something from the US but I guess McG bucked that trend. x
It would be really nice if he bucked me. Wrote the girl who is fasting.
On Sat Aug 6th, 2011 10:29 AM PDT
Sending all criminals out there… Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! BRILLIANT!!
On Sat Aug 6th, 2011 10:09 AM PDT
“We also inflicted ‘Neighbours’ and ‘Home and Away’ on you. That’s what you get for sending all your criminals out here in the first place.”
I am dying of laughter Westy! People go on Neighbour tours here and I think that is strange. It makes me wonder if there’s a bunch of Hawaiians sitting around going, ‘those 5-0 people are so weird.’
Am I the youngest here? I tried to educate myself on these Patty Duke and Peter Fonda people. No idea, zilch, zip, nadda. Old school actors 101, failed.
Extra time at boot camp for me. D’oh!
I am 36; you’re in your 20s so so far, you are Infant Sardonic (consider yourself anointed) x
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I never EVER have guessed you were 36 matey. LOL Infant Sardonic. I;m the youngest at my work too and not a week goes by and someone will ask either, “where you even born when that happened?” or “do you even know what that is?”
Awwwwwwww maaaaaate, thank you!
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I have you both beat by a few years. But we are only as old as we feel. Some days I feel 60. Let’s just say that I remember watching the Brady Bunch on Friday nights in 1st run eps.
I’m pretty sure I *did* watch this in reruns, because I would have been too young to see it on its first run. Honest
No.explanation.needed
Eek. I thought it would just post the links. Hope it doesn’t use up too much bandwidth (do I sound like I know all about computers and the internets??)
Feel free to delete, M if you need to.
Thanks for putting these up Westy. Sean looks like her doesn’t he? I could only get one to load, but still don’t know her from Adam! I looked her ass up all over Google & she was in a few things I have heard of the like ‘meet me in St Louis & ‘Valley of the Dolls’ but I still couldnt go ‘Oh Patty, she was fab in…’ Did learn that we share a birthday – Not the same Year though!!!!
WESTY – Don’t know about that girlfriend, but we are v v young in our minds and that’s what counts.
Was thinking who’s left in the “Hollywood Hall of Old Folks” that Lenkov hasn’t hired as yet – I know Phyllis Diller. Now this old broad would make a great guest star as Danno’s… Grandmother. HeHe (Remember Fang, her husband?) Ooo, even better would be Joan Rivers cause she’s even raunchier. (OMG, they’d have to beef up AOL’s guards cause this lunatic would have no problem ripping his pants off. It would take the “Jaws of Life” to pry her off his body. (Actually, this piece of equip. would be needed should any of the FUCUP’s get within range.)
JANE – FYI, Diller was a hysterical stand up comedian many moons ago. At 94, she’s still standing & cracking sarcastic jokes, although to herself. She was also the first entertainment personalities to admit she had face lifts. Rivers is probably in her early 80′s and STILL travels doing stand-up & has a weekly TV spot on Entertainment Tonight in the US. She’s still funny as Hell & is also known for her multiple face lifts. (She says she looks great from about 4 feet out.) Maha would love these two. LOL G
Grandmama, In a random twist, I have actually heard of both Phyllis & Joan *Clapping Excitedly* In fact whilst on holiday we saw a woman who, made Joan Rivers look like she had never had any work done. This woman was freakishly weird looking, so bad in fact I swam the length of the pool to get a better look one day *Subtlety Obvi*
I think perhaps Dick Van Dyke should get a guest spot. He could play an all singing all dancing ageing Celeb at a party when something horrid happens? Is the man who played Quincey still around? I like him too, but as you can guess I’m bad with names. xo
Sweeeeeet, I know who Joan Rivers is! Just had to share.
I’m so PROUD of you, Gracie! *hugsies*
WESTY – I’m so envious of your computer skills. For real. You go girl. This high tech World is not my best era, I must say. Reruns??….ah OK, if you say so. You wouldn’t tell a fib to your soul sister now, would you?
MAHA – As you know, I don’t read Tweets or Twidy Twats or Whatevers, but just glancing up above, am I to understand our H5O S-2 Sardonic Recaps might be in jeopardy?? PLEASE say it isn’t so? I couldn’t go on…your old Granny has so few things left to look forward to. PLEASE tell me your recaps will still be in all our futures. PLEASE! Granny Mo
No no! They shall never be in jeopardy, though they may in fact be delayed. But not all of them — rather only the ones when I am travelling for work (likey in Nov for a couple of weeks)
On Sat Aug 6th, 2011 10:27 AM PDT
“ANNOUNCEMENT” New H50 Action Figure-Coming this Fall
“KONO HO” – H50 Undercover Woman of Action
Comes complete w/Red Silk Robe, 6″ Heels, Wig, Hot Pants & Tube Top. (Additional raunchy outfits sold separately)
“ANNOUNCEMENT” Exciting New Line from our H50 Cardboard Cutout Dept. – Cardboard POP-UP’s – Featuring Favorite H50 Scenes
“Mamo’s Surf Shack” (w/realistic bullet hole damage) with pop-up Mamo, Surf Boards, Tourists (both standing & laying) & 3 Palm Trees.
“Waiola Shave Ice Shop” with pop-up Customers, Tables & Kamekona Delivery Truck. (Kamekona Action Figure & Jeep sold separately)
Coming Soon -
“Yakuza Club House”
JANE – Good show, I’m so proud of you. I loved Jack Klugman as Quincy and I do believe he’s still alive & acting on stage somewhere. God, he must be 90 by now. Quincy was a great show…the very first CSI. He would be a great senior guest star too. He could play a renouned Coroner brought in to help Hiro solve some baffling case..like finding out what killed comedian Van Dyke who died mysteriously died after making a prat fall on stage at the Hilton Hawaiian Village Theatre (no one in Hollywood could fall better than D.V.D.) Although, anyone could solved this case – he died because he’s freaking old. oopsie, sorry. LOL Granny Mo
ANNOUNCING-The H50 SuperSEAL High Action Accessories Line – Coming this Fall. (Molded just like the real deal)
M4A1 Carbine Assault Rifle w/Accessory Kit (4)
M14 Sniper Rifle (4)
M203 Grenade Launcher (1) (Note: Peas make great projectiles in this unit per tech Larry. You should see the R&D lab.)
MP5 9mm SubMachine Gun (1)
M26 Taser Gun (50,000 v) (3)
M26 Taser Gun (100,000 v) Inscribed “Paybacks are a Bitch” (1)
Pepper Spray (lots)
5 Mako Sharks (Note: The H50 Shark Cage has been discontinued.)
(It appears our H50 boy toys are really pissed y’all)
On a lighter note: This New Action Accessory has just been released -
Gracie’s Doll Collection – Actually it’s just 1 Barbie Doll w/different H50 inspired outfits, incl. Dolphin Trainer Annie.
I wish to receive a Monkey doll, please + thank you.
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Wow mate, i have to give credit where credit is due because it would have taken a fair bit of effort to look those up. Interesting including the tasers since they seem to be the only thing to take McG down. lol “Inscribed paybacks are a bi**h”.
Westy: OMG, those clips were hysterical. The P.D. theme song brought me back. I was so amazed at how they filmed her as 2 people back then. I was dumb. Still laughing over the second one. Man, I thought this was the coolest film back in the day. Now it looks like it was made for $ 500 & had no plot. Great music tho. What a trio! I remember Nicholson saying he was the sanest (hard to believe) of the three. Fonda & Hopper were always high & out of control. Thanks for the memories. G
Maha – Oh THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I would miss your marvelous recaps sooooo much. Now I can sleep tonight. THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER. Love & Hugsies, G
GLB – Thanks – anything to keep our merry band of FUCUP’s in laughter (at least I hope y’all are enjoying.) Suprisingly, I’ve learned, Taser guns usually have 2 – 15′ wires that shoot out at the target, stick & then voltage is automatically released. In our show, the two times McG got zapped, the guns were hand held up to his body. (A WoFat modification??) Now, if it were me….I think I would want to be at a distance whilst attacking that man. Then again, maybe they didn’t want to take the chance of missing, nor would I, because that would be really, really bad.
MAHA – Monkey Doll is in the mail……just don’t ever stop recapping.
Well, tech Larry just emailed & there’s more H50/R&D news, but I will have to report tomorrow. I see an extra H50 ep is airing in a few minutes & I can’t miss that. Oh boy, H50 is on & our future Sardonic Recaps are secure……Life is good. G
Lainek: I must confess…you are correct about your Danno/Scott’s bottom being very, very nice. I just noticed. So I guess I’ll take your word on that other “thing” I had reservations about. LOL G
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Well, thanks to woman on the beat Jayne, we have some titles for the international McG dolls:
Greek – Colymbosathon ecplecticos (amazing swimmer with large FOY)
Korean/Spanish crossover – comes with chachi muy Grande (very large FOY)
ESS: These are hysterical. Although I cannot pronounce the Greek phrase. I hate to think about going International though. I have enough problems with that damn toy plant as is. In fact, there is sad news for our toy fans in England, but I’ve been waiting for S-2 to begin before I report…”spoilers” you know (even though they are fantasy toy spoilers.) GrannyMo
Well, well…while waiting for H50 to come on..it’s past its start time and I have no idea why..a TV show I have not previously watched appears (Mike & Molly) and who should I see but my very own R&D Tech, LARRY….obv. moonlighting. I now know why the damn H50 Toy R&D dept. is so far behind. G
McMo: I’ll have to ask Santa to bring me a life size blow up McG doll. That would be the only way I could get one because it would be priceless. Love how your mind works!
McMo! I´ve just found that there´s a factory with over-worked staff fumbling on the assembly line! Is it Your supersecret-location plant for the h50 dolls? See link http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa43/kristiina13/?action=view¤t=factorysfalt.jpg
Anyway, the model of Chin doll has been created finally, in a galaxy far far away ( I have good connections with the little green men up and above), with far superior technology than ours (I think You, McMo, have gained some of this technology, reading the, somewhere above, description of the making of McG doll, also). Unfortunately, I made the mistake to send off Chin model on its way to Your plant, with the bomb-collar around his neck! Yes, he does indeed walk himself there, with his 1” feet. If You´re wondering how he`ll find there, his “brains” have been coded to alien gps =telepathy, and he´ll just know how to get there…
I fear that the bomb-collar was activated on dispatch (it was put on too tight and Chin himself tried to loosen it up and accidentally switched it on and took off in a hurry, the tec-crew was busy studying AOL´s the FOY design to notice his departure), and now there is literally only hours, before it goes off, and destroys this “one of a kind Chin-doll”! McMo, You need to contact Larry, or whoever is at the plant on duty, that to deactivate the bomb, AOL doll must yell out “CHIN CHIN” and the catastrophe will be avoided.
I am only hoping that those tiny feet don´t stumble on any pebbles or twigs on the way, and I pray he arrives safely to the plant…and in time!
p.s. notice how I have carefully avoided any detailed description of Chin-doll, I am too scared the design will be thieved by lurkers
Dear Paula…pls ignore those nice young men in the white coats..they are just taking you to the nearest FOY factory #cuokoo
I like white, the walls here are soft and white
How freakin’ cute is that piccie? It looks like he’s a tabby cat that’s been dipped in a a tin of white paint! Aaawwwww, I want one!
PAULA: Rest easy my friend, your ChinChin A/F has made it to the H50 toy plant in one piece and Tech’s Larry & Daryl #2 (no one can find Daryl #1 and I really don’t want to hear that story which I know is not going to be good) are trying to remove the defused bomb “necklace” from him w/o cutting off his head. (BTW, I must be losing it because I originally had A/F’s made of all 4 of the H50′s stars, but It was so long ago and there have been so many Special Ediiton A/F’s, I forgot all about the originals.) Anyway, back to your doll which will be called the Special Edition Exploding ChinChinChin Action Figure. The H50 Action Accessories Dept. is assisting the brothers grim in trying to remove the necklace, but it’s slow going.
The wardrobe gals are amazed at how tight his shirt and pants are and want to know your secret.
The Injection Mold Engineers are taking measurements (God that R & D lab. must be a freaken free-for-all right now) for reproduction. They say they will try and duplicate his beautiful bronze coloring, but there’s a possiblity he’ll pop out of the mold press orange so be prepared. McMo
Yes, that Kitty Kat is adorable & not too far off from something that could happen at the CBSex Adult Toy factory. They have done far worse, believe me.
PAULA: Oh, forgot, you asked if this is the CBSex Adult Toy factory location (where the Kitty Kat was produced) –
I cannot Confirm or Deny. McMo
What a relief! The colour doesn´t matter as long as the chest is shiny and with no hair (oh-so-lickable)…not everyone likes to floss on their way from the FOY to AOL´s lips (Maha certainly demands a good flossing)
PAULA: You naughty, naughty kitty kat…. I like it. McMo
*Announcement* Disappointing news for our Fans Across the Pond – The highly anticiated SAS Commander Kenneth Kilinger A/F has been cancelled, permanently. (I knew I shouldn’t have called this freaken toy plant.) Engineering reports the “Ken” prototype went MIA immediately after popping out of the mold machine. Worse news came from the brothers Grim in R&D. Their newest & most revered prototype, ‘Agent Lori,” is also missing. All they found in her drawer were her Velco jumpsuit & panties. This is a heartbreaking loss for Daryl #1 who has spent months lovingly creating Lori (& she is stunniningly beautiful) in the exact likeness of our beloved Maha. The Shipping Dept. is livid having found broken boxes of cargo pants & empty boxes of our newest molded accessories line – “H50 Culinary Delights” featuring powdered eggs, CoCoPuffs, MIR’s, Puka Dogs & Kon Longboard Lagers, scattered all over the dock. Engineering is really pi$$ed because their newest creation, the “H50 C-21A LearJet,” cannot be found. Daryl#1 is inconsolable & won’t come out of the broom closet & the engineers have walked off to the nearby bar along with the wardrobe staff. I hung up to get a drink & regroup. McMo
CeBeSex H50 Adult Toy Store Factory – (Clusterf.ck) UPDATE -
Daryl#1 remains in the closet. Daryl#2, thank God, has taken over & began creating another A/F in the likeness of our very own beautiful Maha. However, in order to get Daryl#1 to stop crying, she will be called “Crossover NCIS Kenzi.” “Agent Lori” has been layed to rest, ahh..put down, ahh..shelved, ahh, cancelled.
To replace the “SAS Ken” A/F, Tech Larry has outdone himself by locating some really old & defective “GI Joe” dolls so we’re going with these. They’re already dressed in Jungle Camouflage so we’ll just slap a Navy SEAL Trident facsimile on, sand his head, re-box & wahla, Special Edition “Lt. Commander Joe White” Retired Man of Action (cause he will be by the time these puppies hit the shelves) is born. Included will be several wigs, makeup & fake blood so this A/F can become different senior H50 Action stars, i.e. scary old USS Missour Tour Guide, Papa McGarrett, a Treasure Hunting Captain, murder victims, innocent bystanders, vacationers, etc., making for hours of creative H50 playtime.
The Engineers returned with the promise that they can begin work on two new Super Special Action Accessories – the “H50 Blackhawk Helicopter” & the “H50 SeaRay Speed Boat.”
I’ve not yet figured out how I’ll get the wardrobe chicks back, but I’m thinking a few nights alone with one of the Steve McGarrett Action Figures should do it.
I’ve also hired a full time Counselor, Bob, for the facility. Maybe he can get wacko Daryl#1 out of the damn closet. LOL McMo
*makes grabby hands* THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY – MORE PLEASE
Come back wardrobe chicks!! R&D guys, CALL ME!!!! Come out of the closet Daryl #1!!!!!!!!
ps I would totally buy a scary old USS Missouri Tour Guide action figure. You should be able to pull a string and have him give his name and rank and another pull gives you the retelling of the attack on Pearl Harbor (but only if you are in the middle of chasing down a dangerous hostage taker).
McMo, Your attention to detail is AMAZING! I´m struggling to get through this word jungle, but did manage to understand most
to pass as Joe.
We sure would be motivated by that figure!
I especially loved the old G.I. doll getting their head sanded
Hope someone finds Ken and returns his sorry a.s back to the plant!
I´m sure, even one night with Steve McGarrett, will motivate the wardrobe girls
Omg, McMo is hitting the hootch again ! ( sorry if sp is not correct: hootch= vodka ?)
What the heck prompted this ? Well, whatever THIS is, it’s hysterical !!
IB: Well, I’ve owed the H50 Adult Toy Facility a call for months now, so figured I better get the bad news over with. Besides we need some entertainment whilst waiting for our wonderous recaps. Glad you enjoyed the goings on. Now that I’ve called them, my fantasy phone doesn’t stop ringing. Oy Vey! LOL McMo
STEPHANIE: So glad you enjoyed. Note: Our A/F’s are equipped with programmable voice recorders so you can have them say anything you wish. (And believe me, I’ve heard some pretty raunchy talk coming out of those McGarrett A/F’s & it’s heaven.) McMo
PAULA: Yes, the G.I.Joe dolls are not nearly as sophisticated as our H50 A/F’s. G.I.Joe’s hair is actually molded plastic (how archaic, amateurs!) However, my bright idea of sanding their heads to resemble baldness is looking none too good. I may have to include a “bald wig/cap” with the A/F’s.
“SAS Ken” is long gone & hopefully this wild man will never return. Good thing too, because this would certainly get Daryl#1 out of the closet & not in a good way. Oh, my ploy worked because, although exhausted, the wardrobe staff is back & frantically sewing away. McMo
**ANNOUNCEMENT** Exciting New H50 Items – JUST RELEASED
From our Wardrobe Dept. -
H50 Leg Band Weapon Holsters, left & right side holsters included. (Weapons sold separately.)
Para Shoot Jump Suit w/Para shoot. (Plane sold separately)
Wet Suit (Camouflage) complete w/mask, tanks & fins. (Baby pool sold separately)
Plus – Stylish New H50 Fashions (Boy, giving these chickies those McGarrett Action Figures for the weekend really rejuvenated their creative output.Guess what will be in their X-Mas stockings this year!)
Orange Prison Garb w/shoes, shiv, fake blood & paper towels.
Blue “GQ” Business Suit.
Hawaiian Shirts (3/pack)
From our Injection Mold Dept., “H50 Culinary Delights” Div. -
Spam in a Can
Salad in a Bag
Loco Moco in a Box
Shrimp on a Stick
McMo: Have you come up with the McG edible chocolate figures dressed like Santa yet?
*ANNOUNCEMENT* A very special treat from our H50 Mfg. Dept. -
New Action Figure -
“MAX BERGMAN, Medical Examiner”
Comes complete w/lime green pants & shirt, dorky Keds gym shoes, glasses, white lab coat, computer, umbrella, Star Trek key chain & lots of fake blood. (Autopsy table, corpse in body bag & tons more fake blood sold separately.)
(Other “Max” fashions coming soon – Plaid shirt w/baggy jeans, Undercover Inspector Gadget getup & Matrix/Neo black leather garb w/glasses (for kinky times.)
Coming Soon from our World renowned H50 Cardboard Cutout Dept., Plastics Div. – “Kamekona’s Shrimp Truck”
WJ: No, at present, no real food stuffs are produced at the CeBeSex H50 Adult Toy facility. Believe me, the plastic molded varieties are enough of a nightmare to mfg.
However, I see this as a true money making venture. Especially those chocolate delights in the shape of the FOY stuffed with cream filling which one of our own FUCUP’s invented in her naughty little head (was that you??) I’m thinking we could sell a gazillion of these puppies.
I don’t know if it would be a good idea to produce such delights at this toy facility though. Production & actual sales output would drastically diminish & soon none of the women staff would be able to fit through the front doors to get to their jobs. But it is a heavenly idea. McMo
McMo: Yes, that was my naughty idea. I guess the McG lollipop would also be out of the question?
Oh, oh, oh, how about a McG lifesize “FOY” lollipop.It would have to be sugar free of course, otherwise we would all weigh in at whale. (and yes, you can take the measurements) McMo
McMo: I love that a “FOYPOP” , but I think next holiday season would be best as I would need some time to convince my not McG to let me do it and at the least 6 months to of course get accurate measurements. Just for the sake of good quality control you would need to recheck my measurements. (Gotta share the love) ! Oh well we can dream can’t we. My not McG really dosen’t care because he is always happy man after H50 on TV or DVD and starting to really like these conversations as he has been known to get lucky then too. WJ
WJ: “FOYPOP” Love it. How clever. Thank you for sharing the love girlfriend. And yes, we’re all happy after 44 minutes of getting our dose of “that man.” LOL McMo
** NEWS FLASH – Exciting News from the CeBeSex Adult Toy Factory – H50 Action Accessories Division **
Coming Soon –
H50 DREAM FLEET
Also, FYI – The H50 SeaRay Speed Boat has been scrapped. Due to the fact the Engineering Dept. is completey insane & have no concept of financial matters, they are instead creating a romote controlled, kick-a$$, H50 Scarab Racing Boat for our toy action heros. It is rightly named: BAMFLM
BAMFLM.
Heh!!!!
2013 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Convertible.
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The CeBeSex H50 Adult Toy Store is proud to *ANNOUNCE* the most exciting Action Accessories to date:
THE 2012/2013 – H50 DREAM FLEET
All vehicles are remote controlled w/working lights (LED Halo Rings & blue breasted flashing included,) hood & doors that open, a teeny tiny Boston Acoustics sound system w/”The Sounds of H50″ soundtrack & a Bon Jovi CD included. The tiny glove boxes also contain hair spray to keep Danno’s pompadour in line, a picture of Monkey, a postcard from NY & several hand grenades. Buckle Up – here they come:
The “ASDFGHJK” (because there are no words. Just look see!)
Camaro ZL1 Convertible
V-8, 6.2 Liter, 580 HP, 6 speed automatic, magnetic dampers, carbon fiber vented hood, oversized tires, 5 spoke alloy wheels, dual-mode exhaust system, dark grey leather seats & steering wheel (lovingly hand stitched by our Wardrobe Div.)
Gun Metal Grey, Metallic (because I’m the Boss) – no racing stripe.
The “BLACK BEAUTY’ (designed for INFANT)
Camaro ZL1 Hardtop w/Moon Roof
w/same options as above but w/black leather seats. Comes w/a “Top Gun” soundtrack CD
Black Metallic w/ hood racing strip, grey.
there’s more………
I get my own design??! I feel so special! TY! Are you by any chance psychic because I only like hardtops! Thanks for the tunes! Black beauty. Love it hard.
The “KICK-A$$ CAMARO” (always dependable & way cool)
SS, Hardtop w/Moon Roof
V-6, 323 HP
Comes with an Australian Shepherd brown dog.
Silver Ice Metallic Grey / no racing stripe.
The “TWEETY BIRD” (Hiro’s fantasy ride)
Camaro LT Hardtop
V-6, 323 HP
Comes w/”WARP 9″ vanity plates, Tribble embossed floor mats, an Enterprise Key Chain & a “StarTrek’ Soundtrack CD.
Rally Yellow / no racing stripe
The “KING OF THE ROAD”
1974 Mercury Marquis Hardtop
V-8 Big Block & …ahh, a bunch of stuff I don’t understand.
Black on Black
The “FORD MUSTANG SHELBY GTS” (OK, it’s another Ford, but our Bad Boys have to blow the doors off something.)
V-8, 525 HP
Grey w/Black racing stripe.
Harley Davidson “FatBoy” (For Chin, Chin, Chin)
just a wee bit more, cause the fun never ends………
Nothing wrong with Fords, Granny.
‘Harley Davidson “FatBoy” (For Chin, Chin, Chin)’
More of a Ducati girl myself. Bazinga.
And just because these toys aren’t cheap (if life-size, you could buy a freaken Lamborghini for less) we are giving a special BONUS with the purchase of either ZL1 model:
From our World renowned Cardboard Cutout Division – the “H50 Auto Body / Maintenance / Detail Shop.” A huge layout including 5 hydraulic lifts, created by our Plastics Division & an evasive/defensive driving race track, designed by our own R&D Techs, Larry, Daryl & Daryl. (Holy crap, I can see action figures & cars splattered everywhere already.)
And finally…..FOR MAHA
Special Action Figures: “Grandpa Ming Waaaah, Head Mechanic,”
“Grandma Ming Waaaah” and “Ming Waaaah”
Oh, almost forgot. On Sale: A Chevy 3 Pack – Red Cruise, Dark Blue Pickup Truck & Traverse. Options…ahh..whatever.)
COMING SOON –
The H50 Air & Water Crime Fighting BAMF Action Machines.
INFANT: You are MOST SPECIAL. McMo
With comments like that you make it hard for me to be emo.
INFANT: Nope, nothing wrong with Fords. I was just kinda sorta making a throwback nod to the rivalry between the Camaro Z-28s and the Mustangs of the 1960′s when Mopar ruled. The street battles began then and still rage on today.
**ANNOUNCEMENT** NEW Action Figures
“NCIS Special Agent Kenzi”
(Thank God, Daryl#1 has been so involved w/the H50 Fleet & race track shenanigans that the Production team was able to snatch the prototype from his closet.) And she’s stunningly beautiful w/the face of an angel, aka Maha & lovely long black hair.
Comes complete w/white jeans, black top & boots, black Velcro jumpsuit, white evening dress & 5″ heels (hey, she needs something to wear while cruising at night in the “ASDFGHK” ZL1,) red bikini, surf board, badge, gun & handcuffs. Also included – a bonus of several strange, plain brown, tiny packages. (Cooked up by D#1 & those Wardrobe perverts. I’m not asking.)
“FBI Special Agent Derek Morgan” Crossover Action Figure
(Just because I’m the boss of this clusterfk operation & this man makes me & Lannie go ASDFGHJK! Plus, the Kenzi A/F needs someone to make McClueless jealous.)
Comes complete w/black shirt, jeans, boots, GQ Suit, Speedo (Hey, we ARE an ADULT Toy Store, but I really do need to have a talk with those Wardrobe sl.ts.) surf board, badge, gun, handcuffs & a whole lotta attitude.
NEW HOT ITEMS – From our “H50 Culinary Delights Division:
Tofu Shrimp in a Carton
Shrimp tails in a Bucket
Spicy Shrimp parts in some Sand
Kenzi is so hot it gives me a complex.
mmm… Derek Morgan action figure. I hope he’s fully poseable.
But, of course.