Y’all wanted a page at which you may discuss the Season 1 Hawaii 5-0 gag reel, deleted scenes and interviews.
I must here admit, at the sake of being yelled at, I just watched the gag reel and found Scott Caan way funnier than anyone else.
Scott, if you’re looking for a warmer hug than that of Agent Special K’s, you know where to find me. I’ll be right behind Lainie (see comments below).
Have fun!
indeed,…he hugged the wrong K….he hugged Special K instead of I AM KAYE!
SCOTT CAAN’s ADORABLE FURRY MANLY TIGHT ARMS- CALL ME!
ps- I do not have the dvd yet either. my budget is a koala.
I have to here give a very massive shout-out to the beautiful Ess, who has just told me she is gifting me the DVD…because these recaps are a gift to her.
Isn’t she fkn wonderful?
In related news, the fk are the rest of you gifting me?
KIDDING!
Hugsies, y’all.
I am gifting you my loyal and sincere friendship…with a blue bow and some avocado and hummus on the side. And, of course, PANTLESS MCG! Top that ESS!
Mmmm yum. Hummus!
Hey step sistah – how do you make your hummus? What’s your recipe?
step 1- make sure to take pocket book and keys
step 2- get in car and drive to ShopRite
step 3- go to the “ethnic” food section
step 4- see which hummus is on sale and has best variety
step 5-check for coupons
step 6- bring to register and pay for it.
always tastes great!
I make all these varieties:
http://www.athenos.com/ProductInfo/hummus_reg.aspx
but sometimes these too:
http://www.tribehummus.com/products/tribe-original-blended
true.story.
hey- why is my comment awaiting moderation? am I in a sardonic time out?
No no!
Any post with more than 2 links gets lined up. WordPress won’t let me change that. Koala.
Hey! I’ve got that recipe too.
Well, I was TRYING to gifty you the very first picture of little Aplenkov Zimmo-O’Laughlin, but that was #epicfailscarybaby so I guess I will offer up this to you
1)Undying devotion to Sardonic
2)I shall never forget that it is, ultimately, all about you
3)I shall, if given the chance, get McG to REMOVE HIS PANTS
4)I shall, never, ever, ever, try to morph a picture of little Aplenkov Zimmo-O’Laughlin again. Promise.
You all are killing me with your reactions to these photos!
Incidentally, Kimmer: let’s swap place of #2 with #1. All good, then.
xxo
Really? I would have thought that the whole ‘devotion’ thing would do. Well, whateve – its all about you…HEY, YOU ARE RIGHT! #2 to to #1, then.
Yes. Thank you.
I will gift you Scott Caan so there is one less lunatic to fight off from the POETICNESS of AOL.
Lainie is going to a.smash you something ferocious.
I’m taller than Lainie. I shall place my hand on her head and watch her *try* to as.smash me.
HUGSIES, Lainie!
have you never heard of an ankle sweep?
I am v v average height. and have muscles. somwhere. under this babyweight I have been carrying around the past 8 yrs. true.story.
besides, I’m not short
Omg the visuals. The visuals!
Ninja Lainie.
Can Jayne be involved please? And Bali, as they are both teenie tiny.
what am I involved in? Are we putting my skills gained from being a short person into practice? Sweet mate I knew the day would come!
Love!
um…..excuse me….not yours to gift, chica. grrrrr…..
:p
been wanting to tell you..I have first hand experience that McG/Alex makes your clothes fall off! @ SOTB, I was wearing a bathing suit/sarong combo.. When Alex walked our way, my sarong slid right off & fell to the sand…. &my bathing suit giggled. I adore every second of the gag reel. Alex appears to be a complete goofball. Love me a goofy guy!
Did you say “oopsie! Can you hand me that please?”
The gag reel – I laugh every time.
The painters rappelling down the bldg and getting tangled up.
CONSULTED CONSULTED CONSULTED!
And the the martians started fckng each other
Catch Mage
You know what, M? Most of the funny lines ARE from Danny. But Alex flubbing his lines is great too.
The fkng martians was the death of me, as was “I’m here…with this large table…”
Scott Caan is poeticness personified. I want to hang out with him way before I want to hang out with Alex O’Loughlin. So seeeerius.
Yay! End of the line, ma’am.
That puts you & me in a tie for 1st, right? I could never ass.smash my Ess cause she gives me H50BAMF and I give her my undying love and devotion!!!! We shall share!
Aww..that’s almost enough to give you first place all to yourself.. but we are talking about the FOY and I’m a selfish c.nt! Ha!
his dry sense of humor makes me wet.
Ahhaha!!
We are FACEBOOK FRIENDS!! Eeeeee.
Bali, Kimmer, and you are fb friends now. So fun!!
Me too, me too!
Scott had the best lines and Alex had the best expressions, as per uge.
The photoshoot…still….kills.
The rapelling painters kill me more. I think it was the most unexpected of them all. Lol!
Plus…the duct tape scene ya’ll! “mother fkr!”
Any time Alex is swearing.
“F.ck my ass….wait thats not TV appropriate”
The rag doll painter and Daniel Dae Kim with the fishing pole? I snorted.
THe rag doll painters was great – because it was so beautifully coordinatedly fckd up – the rigging must have been a complete koala.
The fishing pole – I love DDK even more now. He should have muttered “Dumba.s” at the end.
Right?!
I mean: he was just so fkn calm about the whole thing.
Re the narration of E Malama…so basically, they sat around and made fun of the episode?
Why does that sound familiar…?!
Well, the actors sardonic’d the whole episode. They would fit right in here. Poor Mr. Directorman thought he was doing it for realz..
That. Is. Hilarious.
We need to get’em on here as Special Guest Sardonics.
I only wish that we could have seen pictures of them while they were doing the commentary. It would have added to the hilarity.
Which disc is … Is this in the gag reel or another
Any time Alex is swearing.
“F.ck my ass….wait thats not TV appropriate”
This was in the disc with the E Malama episode. Instead of running the episode, there is an option to run it with commentary.
I’m with Ess on this one…..I freaking love anytime Alex swears. Turns me ON like no other!
OMG, I have to disagree. AOL KILLED in that gag reel!
My fave parts were AOL in the helicopter with the microphone pretty much shoved up his nose, and the photo shoot. Oh, I loved the whole thing, I really can’t pick a fave.
Ok I cheated. I’m a cheating cheater who cheats when it comes to this show.
I saw the “f.ck my a.s” bit. AOL swears llike a sailor on leave/typical Aussie male.
He said ‘Book ‘em Danno’ three times in 20 seconds, that was pretty amazing for me lol.
I love it all too Westy. But what was with that bit when they were driving in the car and another car drives by them and AOL flips them off? Clarica please!
i dunno, Gracie. But now we know they weren’t *really* driving. I must re-watch (for clarica purposes only).
It makes me feel better they are not driving because they are never looking at the road!
I think the production people were playing a trick on AOL,or else it was in the PMP(poor mans production – that’s what they call it – see what I’ve learned from the DVD?) footage and they just would usually film around that part. Basically someone drives around filming out the car windows and then they replay that on a screen behind the stationary Kick-Ass Camaro when they do cargument scenes.
The end of the “CONSULTED CONSULTED CONSULTED” scene cracked me up because they both got out of the car while it looked like the car was still moving.
I agree with Westy, AOL killed it in the gag reel but for all time I think I will remember Scott Caan talking about fkng martians.
And chicken cage fighting.
Holy SH!T, did you fkng SEE that!?!?! – that’s me, in the car, with a Grace Park mask on. Because I say that every day in the car.
Actually, it was “Holy Fckng SHIT did you see that”, which is also still me, in the car.
Wait until you drive in Perth, Western Australia. You will not stop saying that, ever. #worldsworstdrivers
Which side of the road do you drive on there? I get v v confused when we are in Jamaica, where the “left side is the right side and the right side is suicide”. I could end up being one of the terrors on your roads!
We drive on the left, which is the right side, unlike you who drive on the right, which is the wrong side.
Either side is suicide here in sunny Perth.
I´ve only seen a clip of the gag reel about 7 minutes long, tell me there´s so much more on the dvd???!!! Won´t get my copy till next week (living in hope) I absolutely loved the bit where Alex pulls his gun out and lifts his shirt and does this weird cheerleader dance. That body is made for licking
The whole gag reel is 7 minutes long – but there is a lot of great stuff on the DVD – some of the deleted scenes fill in a lot of the blanks that we’ve been mentioning. Mary had a MUCH bigger role, until they cut every single one of her scenes out, it seems.
Other extras on the DVD – Scott, Alex, DDK, Grace, and the director provide running commentary on E Malama. Scott is confused as to WTF epi it is, because he’s not in it, and the BEST parts:
Scott (who literally has said only about 4 words to this point-all about his hair) – and starts laughing and says “Bang! That’s a p-dour, like a son-of-a-b.tch! I’ve got volume and height in that b.tch” ALex and Grace are dying.
Alex “that facepaint is the most ridiculous things thats ever been put on television” (that wold be McTireFace)”in hindsight, that makeup was maybe a little conspicuous” and then DDK says “Wait a minute – I wasn’t thinking about the makeup, I was thinking about the fact that you are hoisting up this massive log by yourself and…. then you take a phone call” to which Alex responds “I think it would have been great if when you cut to Danny in the car, he had the same makup on”
That was when I laughed so hard that I woke NotMcG.
And scott actually says “P-dour” which I thought was great.
“Alex responds “I think it would have been great if when you cut to Danny in the car, he had the same makup on” – LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! ALEX CALL ME!! They so should have done this!!!
Every time I try to picture this in my head I laugh until I cry.
And I am not lying. The Director says (I swear I am not lying – its on the DVD)
“And this is where the bads guys spilt up so ALEX CAN DO HIS MAGIC WITH HIS LOG”
Yes, Mr Directorman, tell us more about AOL and his magic log.
Is English Mr Directorman’s first language because HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh yes English as First Language. The total innocence in which he says this hotdirty line is pure hilarity.
Did they all laugh at him because I am dying! and I haven’t made it that far yet on the DVD’s.
No, I don’t recall any reaction – they just launched into how the log scene was done. Grace in the background is going on and on about how she can’t understand how one man can lift that heavy log (not a physics major, our dear ms. Park).
Clearly they are not as FOY-obsessed as we are, or they couldn’t go there.
Listened to it again, I think Grace started a jingle about the Magic Log ….. or maybe that was me.
“And this is where the bads guys spilt up so ALEX CAN DO HIS MAGIC WITH HIS LOG”
Oh mannnn I think I just died of laughter. I just saw this bit. Commentaries are a hazard to your health.
I hear its said without a hint of euphemist humour?
It is indeed. Reminds me of the days when I used to be the innocent one!
What’s funny too is no one elses mind seems to live in the gutter because none of the cast make a comment….just us 
go us!
Yeah, even Grace starts singing “Magic Log Magic Log”, but I don’t think she goes ‘there’
And Alex says he’s working his “log magic”. HEH.
Bet you are…..
Certainly Alex should be called Maggie, based on the gagreel´s clip where he comes from behind the corner and has this cutest girly grin on his face
He was so cute in that scene! I giggled my panties right off.
I think on Disc 2 promos, McG and Danno on the beach behind McG’s house… McG is putting his T back on….
pecs flex (fanning thyself)
and… Wait for it,
The Gecko is makeup-less !!
You’re welcome !
#FREETHEGECKO
Great, because the Gecko has a horrible make up person!
I just read it “Freek the gecko” and thought it entirely normal that you had christened the gecko: Freek.
I wonder if Freek the gecko would like to hang out with our Green Anole Alex. They could have a playdate and share some crickets. That would be lovely.
Can you please make room for Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin?
in the lizard cage? :O
how teeny tiny is your imaginary baby?
Lainie, I lost it on your comment …..heh heh
Don’t forget Atplenkov will have a larger than average baby FOY (though not adult sized, for he must grow into the legacy of FOY)
I hope that lizard cage is bigger than normal.
Is your lizard a bearded lizard? Because Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin is bearded! They might get along great!
Pleased don’t make fun of my child; it hurts me in my cold dead heart.
LOL! I totally thought you were setting up a play date.
Wow. I am going to make an EPIC momma with much POETICness in her mothering ways.
I would freek his gecko. trust.
And here I thought I had watched everything on the DVD! Yay! #freedgecko! Thanks for pointing that out
The deleted scene from Powa Maka Moana! Dying! I’m dying here! “did that just happen?” “Everyone loves a classic…except you.” Danno walking down the hill..
Sidenote: McG is rocking some hot ass jeans & there’s a little nip action. Can’t believe they cut this one…
That scene was awesome! Well, except for the cheesiness of the bad actressgirl getting out of her car in a bikini and HEELS. Was she on her way to a Miss Universe pageant when she stopped to help?
Oh, and McG says ‘how can I thank you’…this is where she should have said ‘TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS’.
The “did that just happen” was funny – but thanking GOD that scene was cut because I don’t think I could have defended it to anyone who berated its cheesiness. That actress was completely unbelievable as a mechanic.
But…but….this is Hawaii Five-0! The cheesiness of this scene is on an epic scale. That’s what makes it so great!. And McG lol’ing when he pulls off leaving Danno sulking, walking down the hill… I’m sorry I think this scene is priceless!
OK, maybe I just wanted to cut the b.tch. Let me do some introspection…… Yes, maybe I didsliked it because …”Step off, heel wearing heathen!”
I think the scene would have worked with a better actress. Or even an actress. I liked the concept of it, just not the execution.
I also was hoping for a quick burst of rain which would wash off her number from the hood of the car. Because, really…a man who was interested would have scrambled inside that car to find pen and paper to write her number down. I like that our McG is not easily swayed by a heel wearing heathen in a bikini.
I am commenting here because I must stay away from S2 recap page.
“or even an actress” – that made me laugh, right there.
Because surely she couldn’t have been a real actress, could she? I’ve seen bags of hair act better than that.
‘bags of hair’
OMG, you’re killing me!
Yes, but have you seen bags of *potatoes* do it better?
No, but a “box of rocks” did.
I am dying because you c.nts paid attention to the CHICK!!
Did ya’ll not notice the epic jeans & nip action???? McG was BENT OVER the car. HEL-LO!!
The exchange between McG & Danno, even just the ‘looks’ between them is one of my favorite EVAH!
Her six inch hooker heels and itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini, together with her sl.twalking her way to peer under the hood of the car was hard to miss!
I <3 that Ess called us c.nts!
She didn’t just call you lot c.nts. She yelled it. Priceless!!
I’m SORRY! She was just soooo baaad that NO, I couldn’t rip my eyes away from that train wreck! LOL.
For research purposes ONLY, I shall re-watch.
Obvi, I too must re-watch, for research purpose only.
And when you do, you are both going to smack yourselves for watching HER!
Because we are C.NTS!
Is this online somewhere?!
surely her pimp loaned her the car.
What in the fk?!
Did anyone else cringe in embarrassment? Dear God, when I play tea time with my best friend’s 4 year old, they are better than this.
Her outfit, with her cloggen heels? I am dying. DYING.
Also. Everything she said? Fkn Swahili to me.
Ok clearly I am snopping and doing a pretty sh.te job of staying away but I am so glad they cut that scene because it was AWFUL! And I <3 American muscle cars (Chevy Impala 67 anyone) and I especially <3 when Steve says either ma'am or sir and I <3 the jeans (but maybe not the sneakers) but even those things could not save this scene for me. It was awful, terrible! Seriously did you just write your phone number on the hood of a (the first time I wrote this I said my, lol) car? SERIOUSLY? GOSSHHH it's scenes like that that remind me this show is written by guys.
Also, Steve wash your frakking car! Why is it dirty enough for some chick to write her digits on it? Unacceptable!
Ok I did notice McG bent over the car and did have time to think, damn I wish I drove a tempramental car that broke down so some hot guy could come and fix it, before I started to get horrifed by that girls “acting”…..are we calling it that? Seriously?
For reals now that’s all the cheating I am doing until I get my dvds.
I’m betting she is one of the ‘locals’ hired by Atplenkov’s godfather, @PLenkov to appease the people who always whine at him about not hiring locals.
And now we see why!
Her acting was just brutal. Brutal.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…Why hasn’t my DVD been delivered?? G
Poor Granmama. I have a feeling we are soon to witness some mayjah meltdowns. Just like Bali and her SIGNS fkn SIGNS!!
Signs signs, everywhere a sign; blocking out the scenery Breakin’ my mind; do this don’t do that can’t you read the sign…….
Heh, not reading comments but my name caught my eye. I now refer to the sign incident as Sign Gate.
Grandmama, here is a link to the gag reel if you really can’t wait…
I’m waiting for mine. And then I shall come back and tell you my thoughts on gag reel and deleted scenes. Then it will be like old times, when I came back months after you’d seen eps and commented away.
Also, yes, hi new facebook friends!
Good times, grace, good times…..
What she said.
in the lizard cage?
OMG..the DVD is SPECTACULAR!! I’m very loopy right now so plse excuse. I’ve spent like 8 hrs watching & only 2 hours sleeping.
Gag Reel – Awesome. Too short. AOL is not only gorgeous, but he could teach men on how to be a charming, adorable & irresistable to all women kind. And what a kookie guy & prankster.The mic almost up his nose (Is it close enough?) Hysterical. How could anyone not love this man? Cann is really funny and quite the charmer himself. They all seem to mesh so well together. What a fun set that must be.(Though I do wish Alex would stop breaking the KickAssCamaro.) Painters on side of bldg. was my favorite. This one will never get old.
Stunts – WOW! All the cast and stuntmen on this show are really amazing & I don’t care what AOL says, he IS a stuntman as well as actor. I was so excited they showed “the best stunt evah.” I really thought CGI was involved on that second car, but the way they did it was much simpler & so clever Almost seemless too. Excellent job from every dept. on that one.
Outtakes – Y’all are so right, that chick in the car scene sucked! Thank God they cut it. The writers were not thinking with their big brain on this one. Awful. I do wish they would have kept the “Pouka(spelling ?) Dog clip in. I loved it. McPiggy stuffing it in his face & McNerding about the fixings while poor Danny stared at his lettuce only (yuck) salad & then telling him ” I hate your face & your Pouka Dog.” Great stuff. And best of all, some bread,meat,&grease actually found its way into AOL’s body. I was thrilled to see this, I must say. (He certainly does chow down food with utter abandonment. You know what they say about such men, don’t you Kitty Kat’s.?)
Well I’ve missed some of the items y’all have mentioned so I will have to check that out & there’s certainly more viewing in store for me on the DVD, but first a nap Love to all, Grandmama
‘ (He certainly does chow down food with utter abandonment. You know what they say about such men, don’t you Kitty Kat’s.?)’ – I am not familiar with this saying. Please clarica..
If it makes you feel better, McG will eat again on an upcoming epi and i’m beyond thrillered because its my favorite place we ate on Oahu! It is a landmark & my pic is still the screensaver on our home PC.
Where was the deets on the greatest.stunt.evah? I have not been able to watch it all and am dying to see this!! I watched the extra on stuntwork and it wasn’t there. Too much talk about car stunt work. I mean, does anyone really care?
Ess, I was disappointed about deets on greatest.stunt.evah, but its on disc 1 in making the pilot. It’s acknowledged, but no extra McG action during the commentary.
Also in the Pilot commentary, by plenvov, they mention when McG first appears in formal navy uniform when meeting gov#1, they say something about Stripper Gram.
Well at least it was acknowledged though it needed to be its own DVD extra.
And how do I order that stripper gram?
1 888 FOYS4ME
Heh.
{{dailing right now}}
ESS: Claricaing – Men who eat with such gusto usually approach another..ahh “activity” with equal intensity. And although my personal testing ground is not huge, I have found this statement to be wonderfully accurate in almost every case. (You know, I was thinking, I should be given some type of kick-back for all the fantasy hints I throw out there for y’all. Don’t ya think?)
Oh I hope he’s going to eat another Puka Dog. How do you know these secret things…are you sweet talking Lenkov again? What’s the name of the eatery? Oh, does it really rain that much in Hawaii? When I was there, I remember it raining, real early, once per day & that was it. Then again, my visit was so long ago, the earth’s rotation has probably shifted since then.
Did you watch “the greatest stunt evah” clip yet??
Hugsies, MoTown
IB: 1 888 FOYS4ME hehe. But it’s always busy! Mo
Granny: It rained when Sheila and I visited last year, just one night though. The rest of the time was beautiful sunshine. So the earth’s rotation hasn’t shifted too much.
These dvds are all kinds of awesome, loaded with special features and all.
Westy, I fear I am getting used to Aussie accent! HELP! Although he said Grace with his Aussie accent….ewww no that’s not what my name sounds like is it?! Maybe I need to start going by Graziella (which is my name in Italian) but then Aussie’s butcher that too.
Gracie, when I watched the ET Canada interview and he was talking about his emails and nakedness, I too must admit the Aussie accent got me. And the way he said ‘dangerous’. NO, I cannot love his Aussie accent! I want to love his American accent more!! Help me!
Westy that is SO WEIRD because I DMed Ess and said ‘shhh don’t tell anyone, his Australian accent is growing on me eps when he said “dangerous”!’ I wonder what it is about how he says dangerous that has you and me converting! We must lock ourselves in a room and watch ep after ep of h50 and convert back.
If we begin to love his Aussie accent, we will NEVER be deported to Hawaii.
Hahahahaha!!!!
AUSSIE ACCENT FTW!!!!!
Told you so, told you so….told told told you so!!!
heyyy lol I like the Aussie accent until he says “Book ‘em Danno” then all bets are off.
Dear Gmama, that that is the fantasy image I was hoping for. Heh.
OK, not plot spoiler…but spoiler I guess…
McG will be having a loco moco at The Rainbow Drive In. Its a very local, very cool place. The Rainbow tweeted the info. We ate there our last night in Oahu. Would have eaten there every night if I’d known how good it was. Loco moco: hamburger patty, egg and gravy served over rice. Can’t wait to see him dive in…can only imagine Danny’s rant about that. Lol.
ESS: **SPOILER** The Loco Moco sounds good. Better than Beans & Shave Ice & that horrid SPAM the Hawaiian’s cherish so. My Dad loved that stuff too & every time I opened the can, I nearly gagged. He would have found it hysterical that it’s such a culinary delight over there. I still want McPiggy to eat another Puka Dog though.
Hey, did you watch the “greatest stunt evah” clip yet? McMo
I just got my copy of the dvd in the mail! Yippii!!!! Sadly have to work this night shift before I can dive in the treats
It would have been very considerate of the producers (or who ever is responsible for the contents) to mark the “nekkid”/”half nekkid” scenes on the discs, so to skip the more “trivial” scenes 
ps granny moe, I totally got the eating with passion reference!
PAULA: Good Show & High Five!! So glad you got your DVD. I think you will enjoy all of it. I’ve only gotten through about 1/3 so far, but love it. Have fun.
Mo
GRACIE: I miss you…and WESTY….and JAYNE..and ESS…
Didn’t it seem like it was raining all the time in the DVD’s. Maybe they were just having bad luck on their outside shooting schedule.
I’m really enjoying the DVD’s too.
So u guys are warming up to the Aussie accent huh? I love the way he says “tomatoes.” Heard that awhile back & re-ran it about 4 times.
I miss you guys….oh, I said that already, but I do. Hugsies, Mo
lol tomatoes?? Can’t say I caught that. I know American’s like it when we say capsicum.
Granny, I miss you all too but the good news is ep 2 airs here tomorrow night so Westy and I will go and comment on ep 2, and so will Jayne so please come back and visit us.
I refuse to commenton that sh.test of an episode again until it reairs in reruns.
All of my comments are really just me saying maybe this is what the writers were thinking…written on each different page in a different way each time.
Including one 400+ one. I think the word dissertation was thrown out there. 
a doctorate in h50, my parents will be soooo pleased 
Your parents shall feed you faery bread.
Now I want fairy bread…at 12:30 at night….
The way he says ‘year’…total.panty.destroyer!
Or in Kimmers terms, my panties are in the bedroom having a gang bang!
Ess! That’s twice today you’ve said something and I nearly chocked from laughing. Your panties are having a gang bang! bahahahahaha! *wipes away tears*. I can’t remember Kimmer saying that, you gals are priceless.
I’ve never noticed him saying “year”, will have to listen out.
She may not have used that exact term but it was close. I think it was on epi 3 so you haven’t read it yet. Hmmm, you heard it from me first. I shouldn’t have said anything then you’d think I was the brilliant funny one! Ha! Alas, props go to Kimmer. I think I peed a little when she wrote it…
I´ve actually thought Alex has slipped into aussie accent every now and then. But with his deep voice and “lisp” his english is always a bit different from others. I wish his swearing hadn´t been beebed off in the gags, there should´ve been an option of an uncut version! Sometimes the situation needs a good strong f*ck in there
*deep voice* sigh
I’ve noticed he slips in and out of the accent too. He admits he does especially when he’s exhausted.
On the cursing thing, its so weird & I’ve had this convo with a couple of FUCUPS already. I am not a big swearer. But its so hot when he does it! So.hot. I think its just the naughty factor. Like how I swear like a sailor on here and my tumblr. Its like my alter ego takes over. You know, the one who wants more chest hair?
Oh and swearing is a lot hotter in aussie accent. Did you see his Whiteout intvw with Gabriel Macht that was for this silly website? It was meant to be provocative. So.many.naughty.words. total panty detroyer!
*goes to watch interview…..*
Jeez man he wasn’t lying when he said he swears a lot. And I thought I swore a lot but wow every other word that came out of his mouth in that interview was a swear word……not that I’m complaining, I don’t find swearing offensive. The interview was a bit “special”.
Ha! My alter ego on here is much more forward than I am in person.
Also panty lol makes me think of Victoria Secret because we just call them undies, but undie destoryer doesn’t sound anywhere near as s.xy.
I just watched it too. I didn’t mind the swearing that much, but to me, he came off as a little up himself.
*ducking from the shoes Ess is chucking at me*
Interesting that’s what Mark said after he read the GQ article….but Mark also asked me who Wo Fat was so I don’t think Marks opinons should count any more.
Clearly, Mark does not watch.for.plot.
Who on Earth knows what Mark is watching. Is he even watching the same show as us? I mean it’s not like he said oh who is Rach Hell? You know if you missed all her eps you could be forgiven (maybe) for not knowing who she is but how you do you not know who Wo Fat is? I just stared at him with what Sheila calls my ‘judging face’ and said “I know what you’re getting for your birthday.”
Perhaps when Mark watches, he is locked in his own little fantasy world where only McG exists. (Not that *I* would know anything about that)
I think that’s it. Mark is so the person who goes “wait, there were other people in that scene?” I’d show him that tumblr site but I think he’d go into shock.
You should gift him the url for his birthday!
Mark and I should watch H50 together. I get in trouble when i watch for plot. We can just bask in the McG hottness…and occasionally the DDK hotness.
You mean my tumblr? Yay!
http://www.h50bamf.tumblr.com for all the AOL hotness your panties can stand!
I will have to set him up with that link.
It’s only fair to share it around.
Since you called me out I guess I need to reply.
Westy you weren’t taking him seriously were you? That interview was obvi set up for that type of response. He was a bit cocky *hee* but FK, did you catch how lame Gabriel was? Even his one attempt at swearing was lame! I thought he was just trying to be entertaining to make up for the dud sitting next to him. Also to flirt a bit. Dirty.slut. Alex call me!!!
Eh, I don’t know. I get that it wasn’t a ‘serious’ interview (the swearing kind of gave that away) but *to me* he was a bit of a dick. I didn’t see Gabriel getting much of a chance to say anything at all.
Do I still have to try and duck those shoes I fear you’re going to throw at me?
I’m not throwing any shoes hun. We just see the interview differently, thats all. Having watched about a dozen or so of this set of interviews I can tell you that GM never jumps in. Thats prob why Alex quips “thats the fastest you’ve been all day” or something like that. Even on the red carpet for the premiere Gabriel lets his wife do the talking. He’s a big snore!
Sure he’s up his own ass a bit. With his uphill battle in H’wood he wouldn’t be where he is if he couldnt sell himself. He’s always said he’s cocky. And thank god he is or he’d be back in Oz doing DWTS or something. I’m OK with cocky. I’m not OK with being rude & ungrateful which to me is being a d.ck.
That’s someone else……
I think everyone in Hollywood has to be a bit up themselves. With all that rejection you have to be a pretty tough cookie. Unlike me who would just run off all emo like in the opposite direction.
Ugh DWTS Australia. No! Never…actually wait can he always wear vests and if he actually can dance that’d be ok with me….actually no it won’t lol…ever…
I dunno…I’ve seen DWTS a couple of times…seems that a lot of the hot guys are often shirtless. And tight pants.
lol that happens enough times in H50 to keep me happy. He shouldn’t know how to dance, there has to be something he is totally rubbish at. It’s not fair otherwise.
I <3 that Ess is quite possibly AOL's biggest.fan.ever.
Why do you say that?
I’m just watching this train wreck of an interview now…..and I’m even more in love….blaming his shrinkage on the cold and “no ginna”. OMFG!!! “we were playing capture the flag and find the penis” high pitched voice “find the penis wooooo”
Ahhh, and Kate B. says they were wearing peen socks. I work in a male industry so I’m really used to cursing and have a mouth like a truck driver myself but for some reason those words coming out of his mouth has my panties all twisted, all of my panties, even the ones in the drawer and in the hamper…….
What interview are you talking about?
““we were playing capture the flag and find the penis” high pitched voice “find the penis wooooo”” – ME! ME! MEEE!! I’ll play!!!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/v8BdfNMJsu8 here is the interview. dirty words in an aussie accent. Nothing but *love*
OK – I changed my name because I don’t know what tumblr is, and I don’t know how to post pictures, and I don’t know why there isn’t a reply link on the post with the tumblr link.
But I do know how to click on a link, and I did, and ESS you are my forever hero for that wonderful compilation of AOL pics. It seemed like it took me forever to get all the way through it (probably because I kept getting stalled at certain ones and needed several timeouts)! I worried that I was spending so much time, but then really didn’t want it to end. Most of them I had seen before, but they are always worth a 2nd, 3rd, & 4th look. Several new ones, too. I can’t imagine the amount of time you put in to what is obviously a labor of love. In my book, you can change your name to goddESS!
Karin, our new Not McNerd (LOL) love the name! Honestly you give me way too much credit.
85% of the stuff on my blog is copied from other people, they call it “reblogging” and it’s like a “high five” when you get reblogged. I can’t make screencaps or gifs so I use others and credit them. I just started as a way to save the items I liked the most. I’ve seen most of them too but now I can make my own brilliant *cough* comments. heh. I am happy you enjoy it. I enjoy it too. Just a few weeks ago learned how to initiate my own blog posts. So now I can start some fresh…like the International Suit Up Day and the new favorite: plaid p.rn.
Ess: All I can say is WOW!!!!!!! Makes a person want to send his parents a THANK YOU note.
International Suit Up Day was AWESOME!
Karin-
If you really want to experience overload, click on the “archive” on Ess’s tumblr. Up pops a whole page of dancing, wiggling AOL. It’s a little slice of heaven.
Kimmer – good grief, how much beauty and humor can one person take in at a time. Thanks for the heads up. And I had just finished looking at all the pages again about ten minuutes ago. I think my favorite pic is the one with the striped socks — I don’t know what the story behind that is but I bet it’s good. And my favorite post is “Superman sleeps in Steve McGarrett pajamas”. I think we need to have T-shirts made!
I loved that slogan too, “Superman sleeps in Steve McGarrett pajamas”. People are so smart to come up with this kind of “smart-talk”
O:)
:X
Why thank you.
“dancing, wiggling AOL”?? Now I have to check this out! LOL!
I would be up myself, too, if I had The FOY as appendage.
Oh Ess, really did you iust say
Deep Voice McG ‘Slips in & out’
I need to have a lie down in a dark room! *sighs*
LMAO.. I think I did! Haha. Whew! I think I just blushed…
ESS — All the Whiteout interviews I find are pretty white bread. Can you post a link for the one you are referring to? I, too, want to hear many.naughty.words. coming from Alex. Potty mouth or no — his mouth will still be beautiful.
Hi Karin !! Here is the WhiteOut interview talking about his ‘goods’ and being naughty !
I´ve seen this before, but never realized how much AOL was swearing here! Sh*t! He is funny though, apparently they invented a game: find the p*enis
It can only be played in colder reagions 
Wow, that look he gives her at 4:00 is brutal — how annoyed was he, I swear! He’s wonderful but she is terrible! Thanks LB!
I think he might be a bit annoyed with the interview, like he doesn´t really care and that´s why he swears like a sailor. He even says in the beginning that let´s get this started and ask some fresh questions. He tries to keep it funny, but maybe he´s struggling to just bear with one more interview. Still his laughter is genuine when “mocking” GM, I think he did bond with him on this movie…
I think him and GM did bond quite a bit, that’s why Alex felt comfortable giving him so much sh.t. Through the interviews I can see that Alex usually goes along with whatever the mood of the interviewer is. If they want to dig into his private life and be too serious,he’s going to be serious right back. In this case he obviously knew it was for a humorous/naughty effect and he met it. I can only imagine what it was like doing interview after interview with boring GM and answering the same Q;s. I think I would have had to down more than Red Bulls to get through it.
I love these interviews and all the talk about his pen.s.
Especially loved the one where he says running naked in -35 degrees is “quite humbling”. heh! And then when GM in a rare turn of events made a funny and Alex says that after the naked scene everyone worshipped him and wanted to be his friend and called him “Alexander the Great”. Cocky indeed. 
lb, thank you, thank you, thank you! He is so much fun — to look at — to listen to — to imagine — oops, I didn’t mean to go there.
Glad to post for you. Karin- are you on Twitter ??
ESS, I took liberty to post it, because I was already messing around with the Monkees vid, from Jt.v.v.SCB (!!!!).
Thank you for posting! Not a problem at all!!
lb — I am not on Twitter or Face Book. I actually have never posted anything before Sardonic. Sort of a virgin in this area. I do read a blog about my favorite (cover your eyes, ESS) baseball team, though.
Your nickname is Cherry.
And that’s why we loves you M ! Pretty and Funny !
BTW I don’t know if avi icons are chosen by you or if they are just selected randomly but amazingly, my glasses are shaped just like those on my avi!
The avis “sense” your personality and respond accordingly.
And by this, I mean: they are totes random.
Good to know. And a relief. I was thinking that besides being v v clever & v v pretty you also had some extra sense that helped you intuit this stuff from posts.
And many thanks for all the Sardonic posts. Since, believe it or not, no one I know watches the show, it’s so great to have people to discuss it (and His Foyness) with. And I was so, so happy to find out I was not the only one who remembers Three Rivers!
Oh and Cherry .. By waaay back, I meant like 6 weeks ago !
His “american” accent sounds a little jersey-ish to me but lainie clarica’d that its actually his aussie accent slipping in. It happens when he is tired. I personally love his aussie accent simply because that is who he is!!!
MUST BUY DVD SET WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY AS MY BUDGET IS LIKE LAINIE’S…A FKN KOALA!!!!
It is hot when he´s doing it
I remember that I tried not to swear as younger, and still think it´s a bad habbit. The older you get, you tend not to care that much what others think. Maybe it is the aussie way that adds the sexyness, more likely his smile is to blame for that too…
Paula, I try not to swear in front of my parents and young children or people I know who hate swearing. Other than that…..it’s fair game.
I also especially like made up swearing from sci fi shows i.e. frak and frell….
On another note, now that I’m rewatching s1 episodes I notice AOL veins in his arms and neck LITERALLY every single episode. Which begs the question, what on Earth was I doing the first time I watched all these episodes because it’s pretty obvious. Clearly I made the mistake of watching for plot….
Come sit with me Gracie, because some make fun of me for watching.for.plot. *not mentioning any names, Jayne* *oops*
*sits next to you* watching for plot is good.
I like being the odd ones out. Yay for us. 
Us Aussies are always the odd ones out
Me??? *bats eyelashes* what did I ever do?? I don’t understand what you mean?? *looks around for an explanation* what…
I watch the first time, trying to watch for the plot. 2nd time? It’s all about the FOY and the veins, baby.
I finally watched commentary on E Malama. My tobservations:
1. DDK and Alex love to McNerd…I <3 them
2. DDK and Alex are clearly the only 2 who actually watch the show
3. Scott didn't want to be there and Alex needed to share his ADD pills because Scott was in la-la land most of the time.
4. Grace doesn't really understand the production side lingo . She was trying..but she was clueless.
5. DDK and Alex love to compliment each other including Scott & Grace.
6. I think Alex really does have a crush on Scott
7.DDK and Alex knew the names of the lesser actors and gave them props. I LOVED this about them. TRULY!!
8. Scott really loves his hair
9. Alex McNerded that sometimes you notice things that are off in the show but due to time they have to cut the scene becuase it's not really that important (i.e., them arriving with clean faces at the courthouse) The director says sometimes they cut as much as 20 min out of a show.
10. Alex says the relationship between Danno and his daughter is his favorite relationship on the show. Is it his big man-crush on Scott? or is he deflecting his own feelings as a single Dad. Hmm. Interesting.
But my favorite line of the commentary is in the Log Scene:
DDK: Look how long you're on the phone and still holding that log
Alex: The guns Chin, look at the guns.
**the fact Alex referenced his 'guns' and more importantly that he called DDK Chin. LOL!!
I loved that referance to his “guns”, but never noticed he called DDK Chin
And Scott must be fuzzy with his hair-do, ´cause it has been the same pompadour for decades now!
8 decades to be exact. Scott Caan is 83.
On Tue Oct 18th, 2011 4:02 PM PDT
It’s his Elvis hair after all his mother used to date Elvis! I remember because I am that old.
lol – no – Scott Caan based his hairstyle on the boys in The Outsiders- his favorite movie. This is the true story.
Thanks, that makes more sense
see Patrick Swayze’s hair in The Outsiders- may he rest in peace- because, no one puts Patrick in the corner: http://cf1.imgobject.com/backdrops/9a0/4bc90568017a3c57fe0019a0/the-outsiders-original.jpg
RIP Patrick.
squeeee – if he is 83, then I am no longer a cougar. I am now his young chickie
I believe the general rule is half your age, then plus 7. So say you’re (watch me keep this maths real simple
30, half that is 15, plus 7, 22 so according to the “rule” anyone 22 and older is ok. 21 or younger is jail bait.
yes- and I am 30, so this works for me
lol- ok -so according to your math, I am not a cougar if I leave my same aged hubby for Scott….just a slightly older woman. Good to know. Because that soooo could happen if he would just come back to NJ to film that ep where Danno comes home to visit his parents!!
Oh, thanks God. McG falls within my demographic.
No, no Scott is 35. His p-dour is 83
@kimmer- silly girl- I knew that- can’t a cougar dream? or, I guess based on Gracie’s formula- a slightly older pussy cat? *hugsies*
Heh, my formula. I will lie and take credit for the Is he Jail Bait or not formula.
NotMcG is always talking about that formula. I tell him to go right ahead and try….. heh.
Ess, you’re McNerding tonight is quite EPIC.
I died when I heard Alex refer to his Guns ! I didn’t notice him referring to DDK as Chin, but you know that Aussie Accent and my hearing are not always compatible.
I remember SC referring to his hair as P’Dour and something like b.tch ?? And thought was hilarious !
I must rewatch !
I was just upset that Scott was only interested when his scenes were on. Yeah he was funny about his hair but really…that’s it?
Grace was just trying to understand what the director was talking about.
At least DDK and Alex were trying to make.it interesting for the fans. Even if they did over McNerd in a few places.
Overall I gotta say it wasn’t as sardonic as i hoped it would be.
I love commentaries, because I am a McNerd. Alex and DDK def. knew what they were talking about. I liked how AOL kept asking about Scott’s dog, I believe he even said, “is Dot dead?” What amazingly well trained dogs they have. My dog used to sit….for treats and that was it.
I LOL’d when he asked if Dot was dead. Not because that would be funny….it was just so out if nowhere..
Also, see my #6 above. I’m tellin ya.
How can you blame him. I get the feelings of love for Scott Caan esp after the “f.cking martians!”
Just watched the deleted car-scene with the b*tch in camaro…and thought that danno was actually was the funniest there. Standing on the curbe and making little comments, rolling his eyes and then….when the b*tch wrote her number on the car, watch danno…he´s punching in that number on his cell!
OMG – he IS! OK, that make the scene a little less annoying for me.
this is because Scott is v v subtle in his moves and his humor. which is why I must get v v close to him to see it all…. like v v close….like under his clothes close.
Beneath your fold close.
you know me so well
Daniel was the only funny thing in this scene.
Well, purposely funny anyway. That poor woman thought she was acting.
“That poor woman thought she was acting.”
I showed Sheila, Scott in his rapping days and then this deleted scene. We can’t decide what was funnier. I also then told Infant Sardonic Mama about it and commented, “but we forgive rapping Scott because he looked like he was only 14,” and then Mama, person who created SHORT me said, “oh people always think you’re young when you’re so tiny.”
Is that why I still get asked for ID mum!?
I told ya’ll this scene was funny! My fave part is still Danno walking off down the hill & McG laughing and leaving him.
I’m sure he pulled around the corner to pick his little buddy up.
I had to rewatch it too. I’d never noticed that Danno was punching in phone number. Before I was too busy watching where McNerd’s eyes were looking. And no, he didn’t seem to be checking out b*tch’s a.s. (I was going to have to kick his behind.) Did you catch when McNerd said, “Omigawd, nice ‘vette,” as b*tch was driving up? First time I heard it, probably b/c too distracted by McA.s in jeans bent over car.
Anyone else notice McSweaty collar and the McNips poking out to say HI!
OK, I’m silly, OF COURSE everyone was talking about McNips. I blacked out for a minute there, wishing that the shirt was A LOT MORE SWEATIER and CLINGING to the McNips and McPecs and McAbs…. ::::::overheating::::::
Everything seems funnier with Mc in front of it
I haven´t been focusing on McNips, but think a new interest is welcome to accompany McSmile and McLaugh…Mcs*xgod!
Paula: Went shopping yesterday morning and laughed my a** off when I went by McDonalds to get a McMuffin! Boy, that sent my mind in another area all together!
How ’bout a McSausage with cheese, babe?
Drool fest!
Oh dear, I might go for a McFeast junior on Saturday…must keep a straight face, or they´ll think me “grinning” is one more dieter caving in
Yes, that is true but you probably will have the “special grin” that they might think you know something they don’t.(and you do) It’s all in the eyes baby!
my wee one Ray has started to play bball …at first practice, coach was v v nice to her and told her that she knows it is hard being short and that it makes it harder to get low down and dribble under her waist. until that time, I did not realize she was short, because she is on target to be tallest one in our house.
Awwwww this is so cute. SO CUTE!
She must be what? Like, 3foot7 then?
HUGSIES!
she is a head and a 1/2 taller than he teeny tiny twin brother, so she seemed tall to me. imagine my surprise. :O
IB: OMG!! Thanks for the AOL “Whiteout” video discussion. It was FAR more entertaining than the sucky movie was, that’s for sure. LOL McMo
Yes, it is FAR (or Faaaaaa as I hear Aussies say) more entertaining as the movie !
Oh god, the movie was a disaster!! I remember wanting to see it when it came out. I even had it on my DVR to watch when I found out Alex was in it. What a disappointment! Though I have to say, he’s the only thing that saved that sh.tfest of a movie. I mean, naked Alex, Aussie Alex… This is one of the movies he was in where they didn’t give him a main role because they needed a bigger “name”, but they loved him so much they gave him a minor role and beefed it up as much as possible. They did the same in August Rush. Ironically another movie I had on my DVR to watch…
Ess, speaking of August Rush, Sheila watched it last night with her sister. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT SHEILA?! I swore Mary Bryant was the last thing I’d buy just because Alex is in it…..so maybe I should buy it because Jonathan Rhys Myers is in it? I’ll forever be the cheating cheater who cheats.
Gracie have you seen The Tudors?
I have. Loved The Tudors.
And you?
Yes. That was one series I didn’t want to end. Even though it was extremely historically inaccurate- Kimmer would have had an aneurysm with the timeline.
I think it was historical in that there was a dude named Henry and some chick named Anne and that was about it.
But it was still great tv. Although I was more Charles Brandon than Henry.
history is always 1 part fact and 3 parts fiction…it is just different people’s accounts of their interpretation of the same story. The Tudors was great. Managed to make a jerk like Henry somewhat sexy. But it was well written and smart. Was disappointed when shows like Camelot and Sparticus didn’t replace it in my viewing habits because stupid and toooo sexy if you know what I mean.
Sparticus is a truly awfui show and I can’t even handle watching the ads for it.
LOL – probably true. I have no problem with “interpretations” of history. I have a problem with someone graduating from high school and going into the naval academy at the age of 15. and 18. and 17. and 16. I will be willing to believe whatever we are told happened – but friggin keep it straight from one story to another!
I think he went into naval academy at 18, but left home at 15 or 16 depending on which ep you watch. he was also youngest starting quarterback in history of his high school but mostly because they wanted to put a caucasian in that position- which we oft see in american football- don’t know why- seems v v off to me- but that is a story for another day. He went to live with relatives in Maryland, nearr Anapolis, so that is how he went right out of High School to Naval Academy. Anapolis is an adorable little town, btw. But, thats another story.
MCNERD ALERT
If you can see my “favorite” tweets one is a reply I got from @plenkov which just says “15″ when I asked him after last season how old Steve really was when his mom died because he said he was 16 in April 1992 in the serial killer ep, but his arrest warrant in the S1 finale said he was born March 1977, which would have made him just barely turned 15 years old in April 1992. Dude must have been a f.ckin football prodigy to play varsity football at age 14 (since football is normally played in the fall) when he would have been a freshman in High School.
I also assume that he went to live with family somewhere, anywhere, doesn’t really matter, on the mainland, and then went to Annapolis after High School, like normal, and proceeded from there.
This sort of stuff (timeline) really isn’t that hard to figure out in advance, it really weirds me out that they messed it up so obviously — all they needed to do was have his arrest warrant say he was born in March 1976 and then the age 16 thing would have been correct. But they further “canonized” the age 15 thing by having him literally say out loud “when I was 15″ to Joe in the shave ice shack. So it makes me wonder why age 15 is so important?
stephj – can you jump on my tweet to atplenkov since he likes you (obvi, because who wouldn’t
) and ask him to clarica again about McG speaking to Kono during the duh duh duuuuuh undercover dark time in her life. I asked him to let us know if McG and Danno tried to reach out to her and were denied. i
Math is hard, like the FOY.
Ha ha ha!!!!
Well, I sent him a tweet – I probably should have waited until I knew he was online to send it, but who knows, if tonight’s episode doesn’t mention anything about Kono’s suspension, they’re just sweeping it under the rug, it’s unlikely we’ll ever hear anything about it ever again.
Wow go Stephanie! I am not sure whey they feel the need to say he is 15 over and over, maybe to cover the one time they accidentially said he ws 16? Maybe while they are at it they can explain why a Lt Cdr has so many ribbions…which is more than anyone I’ve seen in any JAG ep I watched post starting h50, so a good 4 sesons. This includes him having more than the Admiral…..twice as much. Then again I like it better then the 5/6/7 he had in the pilot. When it changed Sheila and I renamed him Super SEAL….long before Danny did.
@Gracie- my Brother In Law is a Lt.Cmdr in the Navy -will have to McNerd and look at pics of him in his uniform when I get home to count his ribbons. Truth be told, he is def no McG. But, he helped make two adorable nieces, so I guess I have to keep him.
I’ve been to Anapolis twice, it’s a cute little down indeed and you know the Naval Academy isn’t that bad either.
Have I not mentioned that I am a sucka’ for a sailor boy- Fleet Week in NYC was my favorite week when I was a single chickie!
Also, grew up 25 minutes from West Point, but those army boys have nothing on the Navy.
I’m from Perth on the west coast of Oz which was a regular port of call for personnel from the carriers so I can tell you a LOT about sailors
Loved those Navy boys! So much so that I ended up married to one which is why I lived in the US for four years. My daughter was born at Pt Mugu in CA. He was a great sailor, not such a great husband!
Lainie over here! When I was in the US last year we were tossing up between two places to have dinner in NYC, they were next door to each other. Next minute a bunch of sailors in uniform walked into one. I’m sure you can guess which place my friends and I ended up at.
Westy: I did not know Perth gets a lot of personnel from carriers. Go Perth. Maybe I shall visit you after all.
Ah Gracie…that was in the good old days. I don’t think there’s much activity navy wise here any more. But you can still visit me!
“But you can still visit me!”
Westy, it is quite appaling how few places I’ve been to in Oz….
Grace – August Rush, I had it on my DVR to watch for forever. When I found out Alex was in it, i was too impatient to watch the entire thing. I only watched his bits. (heh) Of course, he was very good. Loved the Irish accent though I couldn’t tell you if it was good or not. To my American ear it sounded good and he was totes HOT. Obvi.
Ess, that is almost what I ended up doing with Mary Bryant. Not only was it way too long but it was so historically inaccurate it’d make The Tudors look good. Irish accent ey? If he wasn’t an actor he could totes be an International Man of Mystery aka spy.
WJ: The next time you are in McD’s for a muffin, please ask for a “McStudMuffin” and please report back describing the looks you get. Pretty Please. McMo
GRACIE: In my quest to find the worst case of McG’s “Imsohotstuffites” vein afliction. Check out Ep 21 with P Diddy aka Puff the Magic Dragon when he goes to open the closet door to rescue the little boy Kevin. Major vein action in this scene. I’m thinking there is an even a worse example so I’m continuing my research (what a chore BTW) and will report back with my findings. LOL McMo
McMo: You got it girlfriend, I will say in my most southern of accents; May I have one big ole McStud Muffin please?
Granny!! Heyyy! Thanks for the tip. I am rewatching my season 1 dvds so when I get up to that episode I will keep an eye out, I love that scene with him and Kevin. Any scene with Steve and kids makes me asdfghgfdsasd, even when he was socially retarted with the kid in the elevator in what ep 2 maybe?
ESS: Ditto on the movie Whiteout. On top of everything you wrote, it was so damn dark, I could barely make anything out in all of the action scenes…well, except for Alex. I seem to have nightvision goggles imbedded in my eyeballs when he’s anywhere in sight. Then again, don’t we all. McMo
WJ: OMG…in a Southern accent yet. That would be wonderful. McMo
McMo: I guess I should have said my McSouthern accent! I have been told by a friend in Chicago that I sounded like Scarlet O’Hara. Don’t know if that was a compliment or insult.
WJ: Scarlet O’Hara! That is a very good thing. Iconic in fact. You go girl. LOL McMo
McMo: Maybe I sould be known as McScar or McO what do you think?
I must be tipsy because what I wrote didn’t make sense. LOL Shouldn’t embibe on Sunday night, but better than Monday night, need a clear head for FOY watch!
Alcohol will be unnecessary as that episode has the potential to make us all so naturally high on emotions, adrenaline and hormones I don’t think any of us will be particularly coherent when it’s over!!
WJ – I agree we could send his parents a card on Alex’s birthday. My daughter sent me flowers on her birthday once!
They certainly should be recognized for making this world a far better place!
Karin: Your daughter sounds like a beautiful person and you are so lucky! My son sends me flowers but only on my birthday. I wonder what Alex’s parents think when they see the show, I bet they are so proud. Wonder what his mother thinks when she hears all of the women and some men lusting after her son?
WJ & Paula – I saw a quote somewhere where Alex said his mum couldn’t keep her hands off him when she sees him, always pinching his cheeks and ruffling his hair I think.
I expect his parents are not only proud, but also quite in awe, just like the rest of us.
M — cherry — ha. What do I have to do to shake that nickname?
Karin: Yes his parents can look at him and know that even though they didn’t stay married that they gave the world a wonderful and beautiful gift. He is such beautiful eye candy a person could become diabetic by just looking at him. I tell my not better half he is eye candy too, but I think he knows I’m just trying to make him feel better!
You can’t do anything! You have been anointed. Just like “Stalker” was.
Yes, and it feels so good!
Karin, M speaks the truth and she is v v pretty !
I referred to myself waaaay back as a Stalker and it stuck..
You my dear, referred to your self as a Virgin…….
Think of it as a term of endearment.
Hugsies !
lb
Hi lb — I don’t have a problem with being Cherry – it was very clever of M – I just think notMcNerd fits me so much better! But I acquiesce to the powers that be.
Karin, mines Infant Sardonic. I was pretty excited because owing to my real name being the boring short 5 letters that it is, I’ve never had a nickname.
BTW I missed the reason, whom were you stalking and why?
Ahh, I was staking/reading this blog for quite a while before I first commented. I made a reference to that and it stuck !
AOL´s mum is probably used to Alex getting plenty of female attention, he was pulling girls long before being famous…that´s the impression I got from one of his interviews (he mentioned about being a bartender and charming girls with his pick-up lines back then)
Paula: Those were some lucky girls, wonder if they sit at home and cry over what could have been? Their loss, our gain.
One of his barkeep pick-up lines was certainly direct: “Um, excuse me, sorry to bother you but I was just wondering if you would like to have sex with me sometime.”
http://www.alexoloughlinonline.com/902/before-alex-was-famous/
Makes sense b/c he is proud of The FOY and wants to share The FOY during s.xing activities….
chest hair
Chestly chest hair. OMG, can you imagine what McG’s chest hair COULD look like if stoopid koala CBS didn’t ask for it to be clippered/destroyed? It’s been several years since TOF nice natural chest hair. 35-year old AOL chest would surely have even better hairiness. Nice.soft.pillow.for.my.face.
like my Scotty… *sigh*
ALL CAPS AGREEING. #Need.more.shirtless.Danno.moments. NO CLIPPERING/DESTROYING THE CHEST HAIRS ALLOWED!
like my Scotty – Sigh
“can you imagine what McG’s chest hair COULD look like” – I can’t put that much thought into it or….*thud*
OMG! That was the pick-up line! I bet it worked for him too well…no modesty there then
If a bartender said that to me, I’d throw a drink in his face…..which could have possibly made me the chick who threw a drink at AOL.
ACA with Gracie about drink in face !
I love your tag now reads Infant Sardonic !! Ha, ha, ha !
You are rockin your nickname like a bada.s !!
Xoxox
I almost didn’t change it because I thought it may be too lame, but now I’m v glad I did.
She sent me an Official Notice of Intent.
Just to prove how nerdy I was…like anyone was left wondering about my level of nerd-ness.
You mean an Official Nerdness of Intent? LOL
You’d miss my nerdiness if I left though right???
Without a doubt. Besides, we would hunt you down and bring you back.
ACA with Kimmer !
awww, you two. Totes feeling the love.
……#AwkwardChickFllickMoment
Why didn´t You change Your avi? I wish people would get a pic there, it feels more personal. Though Yours already looks like a baby
I think I´ll change mine, getting a bit bored with the kitty….
Ha! I had to be convinced to put my pic on twitter. I HATE photos. They are evil.
It doesn´t have to a pic of You, just choose randomly from the internet
Just testing if my new one shows…
It works. I see Alex.
I kind of like my pic. It sits there as a reminder that some times, I need to be quiet.
At the risk of sounding like a big fangirl again, pretty sure it was a joke. Considering it also said he worked in a gay bar and that he was straight. No h8 there.
Did it say he worked in a gay bar or that it was in a gay magazine? Confuzzled! Either way, I shall have to tell my Mark about this article. And he will sob in the corner and say why didn’t we go to this bar (I dunno Mark, 1. we wouldn’t have been 18 and 2. we don’t live in Sydney)
HAaaaahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
GRACIE: Ditto on JAG. I loved that series and no one rocked a naval uniform like H. Rabb, well, until McG came along that is. Damn that man was gorgeous & having a Tomcat fighter jet as your accessory doesn’t hurt the cause either. I loved every episode except for the last one which really was the biggest let-down in TV series history.
Oh, I vote two thumbs up on The Tudors too, but I have not seen the last part yet. I thought it was a great series. McMo
Granny, yes I went through a H. Rabb phase myself. I was tempeted by the USAF for a short time there, but hey the navy has planes and ships!
Unfortuantely I know how JAG ends. I’m up to season 7 at the moment. I think when I get to the finale I will just have to make up my own, better ending as I did with Moonlight.
Lainie, running out of ways to reply so will just start again here.
“my Brother In Law is a Lt.Cmdr in the Navy -will have to McNerd and look at pics of him in his uniform when I get home to count his ribbons.”
Please do McNerd when you can. Steve has easily, 20+ ribbions, some of which have been awarded more than once, the entire list is posted some where on sardonic. While it ads to the Super SEAL appeal, I think only once I have encountered a movie or show where someone had more than that. And I watch a lot of military stuff.
Because I am a McNerd who counts things and reads newspapers, file notes etc (basically any written prop used in a show/movie) I always notice stuff like this. Maybe that’s why I never noticed the vein thing, I was too busy reading useless cr.p.
I always figured that not a lot of guys display all their ribbons at once but I don’t know a lot about it. I also saw a write up once on Steve’s ribbons, there’s basically a logical explanation for every one of them, his Silver Star ribbon, Bronze Star ribbon, his “I served in Afghanistan & all I got was this ribbon,” ribbon. Various things for bravery and combat service. A couple SEAL things. Basically, yeah, it’s a lot, he has every freaking ribbon or medal short of the Medal of Honor, but it’s not like they invented stuff, just invented the character about who we say “Superman wears Steve McGarrett underwear.” He’s just Super SEAL. *handwave* *handwave* *handwave*
GRACIE: The “Medal” list was great & now I can’t find it either. Damn.
I’m thinking, SuperSEAL might have been able to acquire so many medals because of his SEAL status & the fact he served so long in Afghanistan and Asia. I’m also thinking, because of the way he & TBG were making those amazing target shots, he also served in the Marksmen Unit of the SEALs which, I believe, is the most elite sector they have (as our resident Military expert, please confirm if I’m correct on this.) Then again, I only recall seeing one medal for Marksmanship when I looked at the list b4 so I could be wrong.
I love it when we McNerd. LOL McMo
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McMo. Here’s the ribbions link: http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/list/143643.page
For future reference should I post it on the character page?
May I never delete that post from my facebook.
“as our resident Military expert.”
When I was this today at work it made me smile.
Also, I believe you are correct. We all know from my previous rants (and your own conclusions from the show) that SEAL training is intense to say the least. So knowing what we know about what it takes to become a SEAL, keep this in mind. Once you become a SEAL you are placed in a team for 18 months. Only after the successful completion of involvement with one of these teams for this year and a half, can you then APPLY to be a sniper.
Speaking of snipers, I appreciated how in ep 203 (and I bet you no one else noticed this) but when McG and Joe were shooting, their feet were lying flat on the ground, which is how a real sniper would shoot. I love this attention to detail.
Go show go!
I like this: “Bottom Badge = Naval Parachutist”
Then my mind wandered…..FOY Badge = Imhotstuffitis
(gotta cover backside and frontside)
I know, I’m an immature child, but the phrase “bottom badge” makes me giggle and blush and giggle some more. Tee hee hee….
GRACIE: You’re great. Thanks for the Medals list which I’ve now printed out. It’s listing only 1 ea. pistol & rifle marksmen’s medal, but someone said that if he did work ops for say the CIA & received medals, they would not be displayed. Come to think of it, he’s no slouch with that 9 MM either. McMo
GRACIE: Yes, we know the stance was accurate as was having a spotter & using a stabilizing pod. And TBG did calibrate the rifle for Rate of Descent which appeared all that ancient rifle offered. What I didn’t believe was this old weapon was used to hit a target at 700 yards (4/10 of a mile) in crosswinds. Hell of a shot under those circumstances. At least TBG didn’t hit the target “dead center” & that’s where he was aiming. He hit high left, but still hit the target, twice! This shot would be easy for a SEAL sharpshooter using high tech weaponry. They hit targets over a mile w/o a problem (again, resident fact finder of all things SEAL, I’m sure you know the exact distance.)
This show strives to make so many things accurate & then goes completely off the deep end. I guess the 700 yards was one of the “embellishments” the director has talked about.
Sh!t, I amaze myself hitting a target at 50 FEET in a controlled environment. Then again, sharpshooting with hand guns is totally different than shooting with sniper rifles (high tech or ancient.) McMo
My McNerding tells me US snipers are trained to kill a target that is up to 1000 meters away (3280 ft?). I think you may out nerd me here Granny for I’ve never even seen a gun let alone understand much more than what Marky Mark taught me in Shooter
. However if you like, because I am a weirdo, I follow the SEALs on Twitter, would you like me to ask them?
As for accuracy…well, my favourite show is Stargate. Accuracy….sounds too much like real life to me
I need to get my eyes checked. Read “stabilizing pod” as “stabilizing ROD”, then immediately thought of The FOY. Of course, he was using The FOY for extra stability…..
I’m obsessed with The FOY. True.story.
Andr3a
ANDR3A: “stabilizing ROD” That’s too funny. I know where your mind is at. I think we are all obsessed with the FOY & actually the whole package, as in body, not just FOY. Gee, I have to be so careful with you woman. McMo
I’d like “the whole package/body” complete with FOY and all accessories, including FOY frames, delivered to my doorstep inside a nice silky pouch. How’s that?
I´ll snatch that package right off Your doorstep! Very careless of You to leave anything like that unwatched
You can keep the silky pouch…
GRACIE: A mile is 5280 Ft or 1610 meters so I’m giving them more credit. It could have been 1/2 mile (I watched the documentary quite a while ago.)
I remember reading that you follow the SEAL’s on Twitter, but I didn’t know you ask them stuff. How cool is that? (perhaps I have been too judgmental on this TwitterTwatty thing-a-ma-jig.) They may not divulge the their maximum distance though. You know how secretive they are about certain things. (Like how deep they can actually dive.) But YES, please, please ask away.
I really want to see “The Shooter.” I love Markey Mark. It’s been on TV, I just keep missing it. LOL, McMo
I will ask them, and hopefully they don’t send anyone after me. Will let you know if they reply
So super secretive of them not to release how far they can dive, it was the same in the doco I watched.
You should see Shooter. Funny story about that. I wanted to watch it one day, go to put it on, can’t find it. Thinking how odd, could have sworn I bought it. Oh well so I jump in the car, head off to the dvd store, buy it, go home start watching and text Sheila. Then I get a reply, something along the lines of “how are you watching it when it’s at my house?” Heh, it would appear I’d forgotten I’d leant it to her. Sheila is lucky she has such a forgetful friend because then she scored a free copy of Shooter.
Walhberg is a BEAST.
I felt it was my cousin-ly (?) duty to educate my then 15 year old cousin on those CK ads. Cousin. You are welcome.
HI PRETTY MAMA.!!!! I’m waving frantically at you. I’ve missed you.
Well, now you all have me excited about The Shooter. I guess I will have to go rent it.
Don’t feel bad, I forget things all the time. Just wait till you get old like me. Come to think of it, some things are well worth forgetting.
LOL McMo
HI GRANMAMA!!!!
Waving tooooooo. Miss you more…!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo times a kabillion.
Andr3a: “The whole package/body” delivered to my doorstep.
Wouldn’t we all want that special delivery, wouldn’t we all. McMo
So we can all have a special delivery, we’ll have to order the blow-up McG s.x doll for each and every one of us FUCUPs. Is the CBS Holiday catalog out yet? ::runs to check mailbox::
And for the honourary FUCUPs too, yes? Please?
Oh Andr3a, if only I could get that damn Blow-up Doll produced. I’d be living large in the now vacant MoKoTo’s island home & drinking vodka shooters for the rest of my days. Unfortunately, Marketing advised me that PLenkov wants 90% of the profits & AOL wants 9% so sadly the CBSex Adult Toy Store will not be producing such an item in the near future. However, if your imagination is really good, perhaps our 13″ model (oh for the love of God, that’s DOLLs height!) can pull off the fantasy.
BTW, sorry, but there is no Holiday catalog. You will have to purchase your items in person, if you can locate the facility that is. I own it and I don’t even know where the Hell it is. McMo
McMo: Hugsies!
I love you all v v hard.
P.S. Maha is P-R-E-T-T-Y!
Thinking about the scene deleted from 1.24, the “cargument” where Danny breaks it to McG that he & Rachel are “officially together” because Rachel is leaving StepStan & McG offers less-than-enthusiastic contragulations.
Scott is totally amazing with Danny showing this bravado, less-than-100%-confident that he’s making the right decision looks on his face, all the while confronting McG about thinking he & Rachel shouldn’t be together.
When McG says “I just want you to be happy,” you can see how conflicted he is, Alex does a great job of showing this. I think for as close as McG & Danno are, it is/was more within McG’s power to support & improve the lives of Chin, Kono & at that point, even Jenna, then it is for McG to really help Danny out with his life problems. All he can do is observe & as a man of action, that must be very difficult.
Especially well acted by both leading men. Sad it was cut, probaby cut for time, but we got a hint of it in 2.1 with the rear-view mirror scene in Max’s car. Thoughts??
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P.S. On an unrelated topic, I think I’ll have a Subw@y f00tlong for lunch tomorrow.