Apparently, there’s more to life than Sardonic?
NO ONE TOLD ME.
On this page, you may discuss anything and everything. There are parameters:
* Respectful discussion ALWAYS. ZERO TOLERANCE ON THIS POINT.
* No intolerance, bigotry, hate.
* No war mongering.
* Respect The Gays and their choices.
* Respect a woman’s right to do with her vadge and uterus as she chooses.
* Save the animals.
* Viva la revolucion siempre!!
xxo
M
You rock!! And you are v v Prettyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Thank you for the opportunity to discuss my vajayjay in an open forum! It is pretty, just like youuuuuuuuuuuu. =P
No War Mongering here? Cr@p! Where do I go for that????
Easy: Twitter.
NO!H8!
Bahahaha
HOORAY! Thanks Mama!!
Not sure what this page is for, but I’m in!
This page shows up under Extras. Is there a reason the Alex page doesn’t?
Yay!! Thank you preeeettteeee Mama.
Does this mean everyone has to respect my opinion that I wanted Lori & McG to have teeny tiny McG babies? Cause I did. NOH8 on my McLori love.
No H8. I’m sure they would have been absolutely beautiful babies. Half of them would have run a bit strangely though.
Oh, the running!!! LOL!
And the other half would have managed an actual facial expression.
I spit out my coffee thanks to Your comment! Wonderfully evil
oh, spastically running little babyMcG’s so cuuuuteee. serioulsy why did her running not bother me? i bought into that character hook, line & sinker.
I literally just convulsed in laughter.
I respect your opinion, JanaMcG, and welcome tiny McG babies from any source! In fact, if McG needs to practice his baby-making skills, I’m there for him – ‘fraid I can’t help in the actual pro-creation anymore, but we can certainly work on his moves, positioning, that sort of thing. Line forms right behind me, girls.
See, in the interest of NOH8 I agree with this suggestion. McG should be practicing his baby making skills with all willing participants. Multiple times. As far as the fictional mother to the fictional babyMcG’s I’m totes open to whomever Show wants to birth them, I just want them to happen something fierce. As evident by my delusional H50 baby board at pinterest.
Why is no-one talking about panda sex?We are currently a nation obsessed with panda baby making.The panda cam has been turned off to give them some *alone time*.Headlines on the news…crazy!!
My relatives in your great nation are talking to me about panda sex. I can’t get that panda cam to work anyway. I’m always looking in the wrong timezones. Good thing they turned it off, it’s less frustrating for me
This page was my request of M because I am pedantic and needed serious page 4 to be serious…but thought if I asked her to make a place for us to talk crazy $hit than serious page 4 would become serious and this page would be funny and my OCD would calm down. Yay for everyone.
“pedantic” – is there a cure for that?
I don’t think so….
Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans…no one tells me sh/t anymore!!
I just see a countdown clock on my nephews GF’s facebook page to…..hang on…..wait for it…..TOUGH MUDDERS April 29th in PA.
They are both doing it! They didn’t tell anyone because they didn’t think anyone knew what it was. SMACK!
Got another limerick:
There was an Officer Kalakaua
Who was as pure as a flower
‘Til Adam Noshimori
With his big morning glory
Turned her head, then they sh*gged in the shower.
Just about to hit the cider.
Spelt Noshimuri wrong, never mind, it rhymes better.
Luv it! Are you going for a quartet of Ohana limericks? ChinChinChin would be up next!!!
*snigger* This was BEFORE the cider?!!!
You need to do one for Chin, he must be feeling a bit left out.
You. Have. A. Gift.
That is all.
I’m dying here.
Yeah, I’m trying to work on one for Chin. It’s not coming yet.
Apparently we’ll be seeing Chin shirtless next week…..maybe you’ll get some inspiration from that……..
I’m sure I will!
Thanks guys.
Foyeur, you’ve inspired me with the thought of the shirtlessness:
A detective named Chin Ho Kelly
Was always concealing his belly,
It seemed very coy
A bit like the FOY,
Let’s hope both brave it on to the telly
MJ FTW!!
You rocked the Chin Ho limerick!
But the belly was covered by bandages! oh well. we got some upper-half shirtlessness… & then his wife ran in the room.
Hey you FUCUP hookers! I’ver been requested to make an eyeball collage, yes…you read that right. So if everyone can take a picture of your left eye and email it to me lahagela at gmail dot com
I will create some crafty sheeet (probably with the FOY involved somehow)
And if someone is missing the left i-ball you can also use the right one (it can be rotated)
Paula, that made me laugh so hard I cried which means Justine’s going to have to wait for her eye pic.
Don´t know what Justine has planned but a tearful eye might fit in well when the FOY is involved
Will this be the iFOY?
Ok, last call for eyeballs!!! Get em to me if you want to be in the collage!!!
Annie Oakley!!!!!!! Don’t killer me! I cant find the photo u sent me! Please resend! Thanks!
DO NOT harsh my fun!!!
I have a photo in the camera but do not have technical skills to get it to you without sending the camera in the post, Lol. Will ask family to help – how will I explain?!
Take a few shots of ur eye! Email me when you have the camera in ur hand and r at ur pc. I’m in NY eastern standard time!
Thx but I’ve ‘fessed up to Not Danno. He took it pretty well and should help me.
NotDanno thinks you are a man and you will be asking for pictures of other body parts next (nipples were thrown in as an example)!!
Mary Jane – oh thanks for that. I just mailed a pic of myself to a total stranger and didn’t even think! Clearly I have lost my mind. Just gonna have to trust the tinkler. Anyone who wins a hat party is ok by me.
For those of you not on Twitter, it’s Ess’ birthday today. Happy Birthday Ess! Some of us have created little pressies for her. I’m posting the link to mine – it’s in two parts. You have to view the first one before you can view the second, ok? And make sure Alicia and Steph post links to theirs also. You must BEG them to. You will NOT be disappointed
Part 1:
http://westy5oh.wordpress.com/2012/05/13/hungry-eyes/
Here’s my present f0r Ess! a children’s book quite ominiously titled “What Is That Shape?” ENJOY! & please subscribe to Westy’s Blog & Mine! We are good fun! *HUGSIES*
Aaaaaaah! More brilliance! You guys are so creative. =)
Westy, Loved Loved Loved this story. I was mesmerised by the pics you put throughout the post too. Even though it’s Ess’s birthday, everyone gets to enjoy all of the presents. What a talented group of FUCUPS!
Part 2:
http://westy5oh.wordpress.com/2012/05/16/hungry-eyes-the-conclusion/
I could not read the conclusion – need a password and figured it was FUCUP but that didn’t work and curiosity is killiering me! Help!
The password to part 2 is at the v end of part 1!
Thanks, that’s what I get for trying to jump ahead.
So now we know that ‘Eve’ reads the last page of the book first
I always read the last page first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will out myself as ‘stupid’ instead of a ‘reading the last page’ first person. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I read the whole thing – even to the end that said’ Want to read the conclusion?’ Which of course I did. I thought maybe I skimmed it – reading quickly so as to find out what happens after the moaning – but I don’t see it. ACK! So, I will go back and check again. And will never admit it if I don’t find it. NEVAH!
Eve, you’re not stupid. I’ll let you in on a little secret…Wordpress was fking with me. Steph and I had planned to publish my story first and her sketch shortly after, so when the sketch appeared but the story was missing, I had a panic attack at work when I checked on my phone. So I had to post it from my phone, which didn’t have the updated version, so the password wasn’t there. It was modified later.
(Just for the record, I sometimes read the last page first also!)
This is BRILLIANT, Westy.
This is Alicia’s brilliant tribute to Ess’ Birthday:
http://h50fucupblogazine.wordpress.com/2012/05/16/the-week-according-to-h50bamf-2-2/
I just wanted to tell everyone that Maha is v v Prettttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Attention all h00kers!!!
Look at what I found!!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/HAWAII-GECKO-NEWT-Vinyl-Decal-Car-Window-Sticker-H65-/200537917087?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item2eb0fdc69f
AND
http://www.ebay.com/itm/3D-Chrome-Gecko-Car-Sticker-Logo-Emblem-Decal-Badge-Silver-/220884554922?pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&hash=item336dbed4aa&vxp=mtr
I may be making a purchase…..we should all make a purchase
#FREETHEGECKO!!!
Alicia NEEDS this.
Can I trust you with this link?
Of course!! I am wounded!!
I think i’m gonna get a black tablet case and that nice shiny silver gecko!
loved that silver gecko, would buy one myself but think shipping will cost way too much.
.99 cents free shipping from china. I ordered 3. They are palm sized
Has anyone here actually read the Fifty Shades of Gray stuff? I kind of think this group would NOT be the intended audience, but I’m curious.
Haven’t myself but played cards with some ladies last week and a few did and they said it was filthy…and read it all the way through. LoL Who is the intended audience?
Women who think the current status of Kono and Adam’s relationship is sweet.
Ohhh….now I get it. Thanks for the update.
Haven´t read that book, heard there´s a lot of “erotica?” Radish, are you mocking me and those who don´t mind Kono still loving Adam? I´m confused what you are referring to…
I’ve heard it refered to as “Mommy Porn”. I found it quite, um, stimulating….
Sounds like someone’s giving a recommendation from personal experience….*runs off to download to kindle for secret reading*
For those of you not on FB or Twitter…this is hilarious. Watch right until the end for a nice surprise!
That surprise at the end was really a surprise! Wonderful
I hadn’t seen this! So great. How do these foiks get any work done?
foiks?! FOLKS!
Sorry, Mama…copied and pasted the wrong link
Cute:
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj500/LaHagela/My%20Random%20Silliness/Thefuck.gif
I got v v scared because of your file name! lol
Yes – could easliy be one of the p0rn sites she is familiar with….*clicks and cross fingers*
Such a file name!
http://wp.me/p2dzl4-m6
I had a dream last night.
Not a Martin Luther King type dream but a really shallow dream I wanted to share with you hook*rs.
I was on the first day of my holiday in Hawaii with my family, (think this dream was inspired by Infant’s trip). We were lying by an outdoor pool with a fountain type thing. Then I saw Alex walking with a surfboard (the other side of him, thankfully) BUTT NAKED around the other side of this low fountain. The FOY was covered at all times by said water feature, (like ‘The Simpsons Movie’). Then I watched agog as he walked up a path through the sun bathers towards the sea, back tatt in all its glory, but it was a different tattoo, abstract reds, blues and greens.
In the dream I thought of you hook*rs and how I had to swallow my embarrassment (I was wearing a bikini, for God’s sake, I haven’t worn one for years!) and try to get an autograph when he came back.
I scrabbled around in my handbag and found a pen and paper and lay in wait. In my dream I was rehearsing what I should say; I was thinking of telling him about you hook*rs, I was also thinking about how I could work Scott into the conversation without being offensive.
THEN my daughter woke me up asking for something before she went in to work!!! WTF??!! I lay there willing myself to go back to sleep but to no avail.
She will get no dinner tonight and she will not know why.
#gutted
Marry me.
Any time x
maybe you’ll get part 2 tonight! *hopes!*
Fingers crossed for me girls.
fingers and toes! then come back and tell us the rest!
But not legs. #yesiwentthere
I dreamt I was swimming in a lagoon in Turkey. I saw turtles, water ski’d in bare feet down a small waterfall which was all lovely but sadly there was no butt naked Alex.
Tell your daugther she is not very well liked by your online friends, at the moment….
That, with the lack of dinner, should confuse her even more….
I am very tempted to do that!
For those not on Twitter – if you’d like to see Alicia’s very, very early birthday present to Steph….
http://h50steampunk.wordpress.com/
For Foyeur and Alicia:
Two ladies called Alicia and MJ
Decided to meet in a cafe,
They ate cake and drank coffee,
Talked of Alex and Scotty
And how their iFoys kept them smiling all day.
LIMERICK HAPPINESS!!
So glad you gals were able to meet up. International FUCUP convention still to be scheduled…
Love the limerick. Count me in for the International FUCUP Convention!
This is great MJ.
I am a bit jealous of you two!
So who is winning the Lotto to bring us all together?!
Yeah, thanks Maha, it wouldn’t have happened except for you.
We definitely need a FUCUP convention.
Way to go, Alicia and Mary Jane. McMo and I have gotten together twice now. It’s so much fun to actually meet someone you know shares your obsession with Alex. Didn’t get any other travelers when we tried for a mini-convention last spring, but there was some interest. International FUCUP Convention sounds awesome!
Justine promised us that a few months ago?
She´s been tweeting those pics of her tan many times. Also all those mentions of drinking by the pool. Do we have any evidence that she´s still working? Something smells fishy…
Hey!! Who u calling fishy hooker?
I´m just thinking that all those trips to the shady neighborhood for lotto finally paid off. I bet you are enjoying a nice view over Waikiki beach in that lovely Diamond Head villa…
Haven´t heard any complaints from you in ages, regarding your job, so this is the only explanation
Steph! Help me out here!!
Not only am I working still, but my job gets more stressful each day. I wont get onto details but lets just say i domt get paid nearly enough for all the work I do or the stress I am under.
So you took just Steph with you and not us?
I promise you Paula, Justine’s job isn’t getting any better nor has she won the lottery!
She’s just being more strategic about where & when she …. comments ….on her job situation. Yay for having a job but boo for not having a nice one. I’m still hoping for the lottery though…. that’ll be a good day….
The moment you start posting pics of your tan…well, let´s just say I will spend my piggy bank savings on a one way air ticket to HI
c u there!
Ok, me and Steph are currently on Waikiki (we refer to it as the Isle of Lesbos now) living in my penthouse condo overlooking the beach.
(I gagged a little typing that – and not the kinda gagging I would like to do – which involves the FOY)
btw – this conversation about my work jinxed me, right before we left the “assistant” came in and told me her last day will be the 25th, she can’t take the stress anymore……
We could be platonic roommates you dope!
NOH8!
Also I am very nice, have a well paying job, no criminal record and am disease free – you could do a lot worse!!!
And you have really pretty eyes…..I’m a sucker for pretty eyes ;-P
I won $25 in the lotto today! Don’t worry, I reinvested it into the FUCUP convention lottery fund.
Can’t believe that it was only a week ago! (and that it’s taken me a whole week to comment on here). It was SO MUCH FUN and also WAY TOO SHORT. And we need to somehow involve alcohol and rewatches next time #plan.
LOVE the limerick!
It is lovely, isn’t it? She was just as I expected her to be too.
H00kers! Want to have some and take part? We just put up our 1st contest. Write a poem/limerick inspired by the butt: have a look how to enter: http://alexoloughlinintensestudy.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/poetry-contest-get-inspired-by-the-butt/
MJ and Alicia how about writing some more, get naughty or stay nice
Happy Birthday Stephanie Jane!!
A lady called Stephanie J
Kept us smiling and laughing all day
With her Stick Steve and Danny,
And her Burberry, (nice fanny!)
Love and hugs to her on her birthday.
MJ!! My very own lovely & hilarious birthday poem, I love it!! Thank you so much.
Aaawww, so pretty. I like it
MJ – My comment of thanks is still in Moderation Limbo! Whenever will I learn NOT to fuss with my user name!
So as I was saying, thanks Mary Jane, all part of a wonderful birthday experience.
Well said MJ! Dancing with the Sticks is my new fav show!
They’re wonderful, aren’t they?
Don’t know if anyone else will be affected this way but a heads up just in case ……
My DVR is set to record the H50 series every Monday, but only new episodes. Because my cable company never updated the onscreen guide last Monday when they preempted the show for storm coverage, the DVR is treating the H50 episode as already aired. Therefore this Monday’s episode was not scheduled to be recorded. The DVR thinks (?) it’s a rerun.
I disovered this accidentally and decided to share the info so there won’t be any hysterical screaming in Sardonicland come Monday night. That’s definitely what would have happened here!
Hi Karin- thanks for this heads up, I tweeted the link to this comment after you posted it last night so hopefully your catch will help others double check their DVRs!