I would like to raise my hand to say that last week, we watched Colin Farrell as vamp in Fright Night. And not because he allegedly has the h.rpes, but I find Farrell relatively repulsive. But he was hot as a vampire, but not as hot as Mooney.
You know when I knew?
When he sniffed. And he failed. It was, like, the worst most unseductive sniff in the history of nostrils. Insert sad face emoticon.
Point is: NO ONE SNIFFS LIKE MOONEY!!
Also: NO ONE DRESSES LIKE MOONEY ON THE BEACH!! (No…seriously…no one dresses like Mooney on the beach. This photo is my touchstone, because I laught at it over and over and over and over again.)
As you were.