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ooooohhhhh……. a clean page- I am FIRST!!!!
If Danny and Rachel get back together, I will be V V V angry. And if that baby is his, I will go chop chop on atplenkov. That’s about all the seeeeereeeeeus I have when it comes to H50. The rest is all for the fun of it.
Seeeeeriously!
@stephj- love the puppy
We are very serious. About being serious. Puppy’s only here to help us get our serious on. With our v v SRS Faces.
He is so sweet, but really looks serious….just like most of us I think……
:banana:
Eh?
Langue, Stephanie- agreed. I love Rachel, but this ain’t days of our lives! Danny needs to move on. He will need comforting after Operation Rescue Monkey….
Maybe comforting from the Museum Lady….but not Rach Hell. Move on!
Thank you Preeeeteeee Maha !
I forgot she wasn’t monitoring ….
******SPOILER***** in case she does happen here.
Hey FUCUP’s …. I emailed Maha and without spoiling anything told her with previews of Monday’s Episode we may all lose our collective sh/t. (MOOOOOONNNKEEEYYYYYY)
She has scheduled her recap for Tuesday !! Yaaayyyyy !
Oh no, that soon after show. Might not have time to watch the episode before recap. Disaster!
ps. pretty sure Monkey will survive her kidnappering, but not sure I´ll survive Danny´s melt down…
Ahhh Paula ! Not quite a disaster, you receive the new post emails, right ? Just don’t subscribe to them, until after you see the episode !
Sorry …
Might just be able to watch SHOW before the recap. If koala VIPtv works for me. Sooooo excited! (not as excited as McG when admiring the view after exercising)
I’m pretty sure I wont survive Danny’s meltdown…my ovaries just anout burst when he got all super protective and almost beat down Stan in the episode where Monkey & Rachel were carjacked.
There is an awful lot of kidnapering on this show…. atplenkov and the writing staff obvi don’t like little people or sisters or cousins. Too many ladies stuffed in trunks and kids taken from their parents. They need to find another plot line, least they change their name to MISSING or KIDNAPERED or THE DAY 5-0 FOUND YOUR KID (COUSIN) (SISTER). And, there is a LOT of seeeeeeereeeeeeus behind my funny. true.story.
Seriously Lainie !! I thought we chatted about this before #DontTakeYourKidsToHawaiiElseTheyWillBeKidernapped
Paula. Have you been secretly writing for SHOW ?
If so, then please leave the d/mn kids alone and REMOVE HIS D/MN PANTS !!
hugsies !!
Nicely said in both cases – lb
BTW what happened to Stalker?
Stalker is in The Eye. Have you noticed how it follows you around the room?
P.S. lb – love the eye!
FKN WordPress
Ok. I’m back !
Watching all y’all !
Trust me, there would not be any kids of any age on show, if I had a say…No pants or shirts. Maybe the occasional calvin klein underwear, ´cause sometimes it´s more fun to just have a “promise” awaiting to be revealed
This is the truth! There have been way too many kidnaperings. Esp of women & kids. Well, to be fair, Steve was kidnapered by Woaaah Fat too…..
Actually Steve wasn’t kidnapped as much as he was baited and then offered as a sacrificial lamb..er, SEAL.
That’s great, I’m definitely going to need a debrief by Tuesday.
Extra Alkie whipped cream for all FUCUPs next Monday!
I have chocolate and vanilla at the ready.
Note to self: stop at state store on way home from work. Stock up as if bad weather is approaching !
I’ve got alkie whipped cream and a box of Thin Mints. Bring the pain, 5-0.
coincidentally, I was totally girl scout cookie order for my little one when I read this
Spursy: Ooo, thin mints..yum. Great idea… I can dunk them in the vodka shooters. “Bring on the pain,5-0.” I think they will, my friend, they will.
You ladies with the whipped booze! Argh! *jealous*
Kimmer: I went right for the fifths of Stoli. Monday’s going to be a b.tch! McMo
How much do I love that there are already more than a dozen comments on this page? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!
Is it sneak peak tonight?
OMFG Have you guys seen the sneak peek for Ep 15?
It looks great. Ex-partner Rick is really menacing – he calls Danny ‘D’ lol.
It really looks like high drama. Super Seals McG & the team will need some magic to help get Danno out of this one!
SPOILERS for Ep 15
Presumably Steve will get to find out something’s going on as Rick’s wearing an HPD uniform so has probably taken out a cop. Also someone will find Danny’s phone and gun.
In a BTS photo, Grace is wearing the same dress she’s kidnapped in and she’s in the park with baby brother in a pushchair. Perhaps they were out with Stan as it looks like where he’s shot. Perhaps Stan lets her go with Rick thinking he’s police.
SPOILER EP 15
Oh, poor Danno. All I can think is breathe deep fellow FUCUP’s and remember…H50 is not real, it’s not real, breathe, it’s really not real.
STEPH: Oh wise one, do you possibly know how to disrupt TV reception to certain residences? I’m fearing for Ess & Lainie right now. McMo
I will be ok….I will endure tortured Danny just to get more screen time with Scott
Wait, why were you fearing for me? I don’t come here often. (heh) what did i miss???
McMo, it seems like everybody is in hiding and awaiting Monday! Everything is so quite here at Sardonic. No Aussies or Americans apart from you?! ….Maybe out drinking somewhereto get courage
FOYeur: ACA. I’m drinking inside though. Man, Monday’s ep looks like one He!! of a horror story. I think I’ll cheer myself up and go over to the Moonlight page. Hugsies, McMo
One more sleep ’til Ep 15!
Not trying to H8, but can someone please explain to me the point of LoHo spraining her ankle? Danny’s knee thing was from an actual Scott injury, yes? Was this so that Show could justify keeping her at headquarters while the rest of the team went out?
While cute, I am blocking out the, IMO, forced and implied s*xual tension when McG picked her up. Show was doing so well in putting the “possible love interest” stuff to bed, no pun intended. Tres disappointed that a writer thought it necessary to bring it back.
Having said that, color me jealous of LG! =P
you think you’re jealous….danno is still (as of a ‘few months ago’) leaving Rach Hell messages declaring undying love under any circumstances he can get it. I am lime green with envy of her.
That was strange to listen to Danny´s voicemail, telling Rachel he wants her back…or that´s what I thought I heard.
btw, Gracie didn´t seem to have been crying at all even when locked up and taped to the chair. Would think any little girl at that age would have been terrified in that situation. Or did I miss the tears…
There were some tears, but that kid is seriously zen. Let’s hope that there is a deleted scene of her inside the storage locker. A scene that will make us lose our Monkey minds.
Poor thing was def crying…her face was streaked with them
I was just saying the same thing somewhere else. Why did Lori look at Steve in his arms in that romanticly interested way. If they are just friends, this look would be different.
But not buying Steve not catching up with her, since she obv is not a fit running type of person.
On another note, Lori´s run was as hilarious an before! I almost feel embarrased for her
I’m going to post something that I posted on another site:
- I thought that the “shot put” comment she made was rather interesting. She has talked a big story all this time, but she has clearly had some moments of physical vulnerability, much to her dismay. You can tell that she really, really does not like needing help. In a way, it makes her character more interesting to me. I wish that the show had made more effort to explore her history so that we could see what really makes her tick.-
At first watch, I was annoyed with her damsel in distress bit. The more I think about it though, I realized how utterly uncomfortable she is when she’s in a vulnerable position, like this, having a gun to her head, getting knocked out in the makeshift morgue. We’ve criticized how much she has talked about beating her boyfriend at stuff, etc. and then gotten herself into sticky sitches, but it’s starting to make some kind of odd sense now. Perhaps 2.16 will shed some kind of light on all of this?
V interesting, Spursy. I agree with wishing they’d explored this a bit more. She could have been such an interesting character. I’ve written (mostly in my head, and with no small amount of resentment that this hasn’t been done for me by the people who are paid to do it) a backstory for Lori to make more sense of her and this fits with how I see her so perfectly. It also makes her seem more human and less perfect, which I know is a criticism that has been made of her.
Steve was being polite and letting her win right??? Because he is totes a gentlemen and only competitive with Danny…like that episode when he was running on the beach and Danny goes past with one of those little 4 wheel things (someone can probably tell me it’s name) and McG tries to out run him.
I think we are all missing the point……LoHo is the comic relieve of Season 2 and we take her too seriously…….
I think only the BEST actress can NOT look romanticly interested inThe MAN when you are in his arms!!!!…….especially so close to The FOY. I am sure even Meryl Streep would suffer to pull that one off.
spursy – I wondered, too, what is the point? Usually, in any show, things are there for a reason. In Mike & Molly last night, an early line mentioned that Molly whistles when she is nervous, and there at the end of the show she whistled her way into the kitchen – there was a point to it being mentioned. If Lori being in HQ came into play later, I could see it. It was just a ‘hanging chad’ of a storyline.
Also, color me jealose as well – and this is the first time I noticed how thin the gorgeous devil masculine man was. I’m sending him Subway to beef him up. Well, I’ll just take it to him myself.
Hanging chad! LOL! Brilliant!
He didn’t look as thin as 2.14, at least not to me. So disturbing that so many people have noticed this though. Has there been any clarica on the recent weightloss?
All I noticed was how incredibly tan he is. It’s like they sepia-toned him in post production.
LOL…He makes Sepia sexy.
Sepia is my favourite shade in photoshop
Also I´ve noticed how gorgeaus tan AOL has these days. I´d have freckles and liver spots if I lived in a sunnier place. Thank God for 4 months of winter, fewer freckles!
Tho I have yet to watch ML – he apparently makes being a vampire sexy and they are usually fairly pasty in color!
Eve, you must watch ML. The world needs more Mooneys. AOL puts those other vamps, who shall remain nameless, to shame.
JDD: “Eve, you must watch ML.” ACA !! ACA !! ACA !! McMo
We’re doing a summer Moonlight rewatch!! Get yer DVD’s and join us!!
I haven’t waatched ML yet, either. I’m working up to it, very slowly. Maybe I will wait until summer and join the party then!
Karin – we’ll have to buckle down and commit to ML this summer – I still haven’t opened my season 1 dvd set of H50!!
What?? Why?? Mine is practically worn out! Something I’ve been noticing in rewatching Season 1 episodes – and sometimes in Season 2 — even though Steve is the team leader, there are certain situations when Danno seems to be teaching Steve about police procedures. I’m not talking about the yelling about kicking in doors or hanging people off roofs, it’s more subtle. Like when Danno cut short the interview of the woman from the “Honeymoon Serial Killer” episode.
Because they’ve been together from S1.1, I tend to forget that Steve really had no experience in actual police work. Even in this week’s epi, Danno was the one who explained the perp’s reasoning in freeing the gambler con. I think his experience gives him better insight into the baddie’s thought processesses . OK, enough theorizing, back to McLegs and Pantslessness.
I agree with your observation! McG is much more used to a black & white type of criminal being a SEAL: terrorist, weapons dealer, human trafficker, etc. Your day to day criminals who aren’t “career” criminals are much more murky — because determining people’s motives is REALLY HARD to do CORRECTLY. But this is something Danny is good at with his high (at least higher than McG’s) emotional IQ.
And victims! Steve probably hadn’t had any experience with them. He’s pretty good with the victims because he is kind by nature, but Danno understands them better.
Karin, you are missing out BIg Time!!
Karin: You haven’t watched ML either????? SAY WHAT!! Get with the program my dear fellow FUCUP. Mooney, Mooney, Mooney!! McMo
IMO, the sprained ankle was to make LoHo be stuck at the office so that they could set up the end scene. Where the COREFOUR are all together when Monkeeeeeeeeeee is rescued. Like I said on the recap page, it was a serious emotional Ohana moment. Meant for the real Ohana – the four of them. They all have an emotional attachment to Monkey, I don’t think LoHo has even met her.
ACA – the end scene with the 4 was solid – it’s good they sidelined LoHo because maybe they finally figured out what some have seen all along. Or, they are easing her away from the group one week since they are totally losing her next week. Either way, the 4 make a better group.
Like LoHo or hate her or somewhere in between… Being the “fifth wheel” is a put down for a reason.
The only 5th wheel in my opinion that maybe had any chance to succeed would have been Mary. (possible SPOILER if you haven’t watched Moonlight yet!!
But then I would have written her as someone that grew up with a rich Aunt and Uncle and some younger cousins. No junky, but a rich little poor girl with (dead)mommy, (abandoning)daddy and big brother(Steve) issues (but with a nice McGarrett personality hiding inside that surface quickly and that the 5-0′s and us come to love). Her job would be something between Beth and Morgan. Every now and then she would visit Hawaii and some story that she is following or reporting one cross with a 5-0 investigation. Or one of her rich friend vacationing on the Island lands in trouble. Lots of scenarios……
But the Mary’s character have sailed and in my humble opinion I think the SHOW, F.CKED her character and its potential up nicely!!
Let me state the obvious…only 5th wheel show needs is the FOY.
Yes, but the FOY is already there as part of the team, but unfortunately always UNDERCOVER!!!!
Well I guess that’s the end of Monkey’s tennis lessons!
Also, throwing a shot put and running up a hill have not much in common.
ACA! Besides, usually shot put athletes are quite big in size so why did the show go with that sport!? With her figure would´ve been more believable if she had been a gymnast.
Alex has a fit body, but those veins on his arms are telling me he isn´t eating enough for the amount of excercise he´s doin. His face and neck are so bl00dy thin. …I volunteer to shove cake down his throat…homemade
Paula, I watched S2 Epi 1-14 in the past 2 days for the 1st time….and within 1 day he became this thin (still totally beautiful, strong and healthy) man to me.. and it is not makeup as some people claim.
And I like Vein P0rn as much as most of us on here, but that vein running down the full lenght of his arm, that I saw in the pictures of 2:15, kind of freaked me out!!
I also think they did the whole carrying LoHo thing, to show the fans that there is nothing wrong with his health and strength (maybe a good move).
He claims to be fit and caring about his health, it seems that he might deal with stress exercising and forgets to eat enough. He´s said before when someone commented on him being quite slim that he´s been stressed, could be the long hours of shooting is causing this.
As You said, I also thought this carrying scene could be a response to our concern.
If this was the case he should have had to carry BIG K to prove his manly masuline strength has not been sapped by soo many hours filming.
PAULA: I’m first in line to shove cake down his throat. I called dibs last Summer. I think he’s so thin because of his diet. He’s not eating enough carbs. The man has no fat in his body. He says he’s never felt better & he probably is as strong as an ox, but he’s starting to look ill to me. McMo
I agree for You to start with the cake down his food pipe and I can perhaps assist with the soda to flush it down
Maybe some of the FUCUPs could help us to keep him down (obv the slutpile would be great help!).
Those pap pic’s of him at the supermarket that we saw a few weeks ago, apparently they were actually from November….but even looking at the difference in his face and jawline is kinda startling. I read somewhere that during filming last year he didn’t even have time to work out. So if that holds true, and he isn’t even full on working out, then he def needs some more fat and carbs in the diet. His facial features are getting too pronounced……and this is just MY opinion.
If those shopping pics really are from months ago it would explain why he didn´t appear to be as thin as lately. Was disgusting it with someone and we were wondering how it´s possible…
I think he has time to work-out still, those veins wouldn´t show otherwise.
Wanted to give my opinion on this, but think I would cross a too personal (AOL)line with it…..and rather erased it!!
I’m proud of you FUCUPs for taking the renewed relationship (of whatever type) between McG and LoHo so calmly. When that scene started, I was laughing imagining the hue and cry that would be raised on this site. But no one seems to have an axe out.
Personally, I was not happy. One could read a lot into the scene, until you remember that his date for the Governor’s ball next week is Cath. Since we have endowed the character with unwavering loyalty, there just can’t be anything between him McG and LoHo!
Lots of vein p0rn in that scene. I’m loving his hair longer. The little curl on his neck is almost back. Thin or not, I think he looked incredibly awesome in this episode.
Steph has convinced me that scene wasn’t romantic or sexually tense at all. It was more annoyance and brother-sister teasing.
That is the truth that I am sticking with!
p.s. awesome vein p0rn!!
Please don’t tell me you like that vein running down his are….it is just a bit too much for me. (and I am a true vein p0rn fan)
“HIS ARM”… I am such a NotMcNerd…my computer or wordpress or the “Power of The FOY”, keep changing my words……and I don’t know why????,,,Please help!!
Could have been worse. Could have changed to arse.
Don’t know when I’ll stop laughing today… between you and Alicia I really am dying here (never thought the Britt’s would be able to do that too me….)
We invented all sorts of funny people like Ricky Gervais,…
Yes, but I thought the “ladies” would be more reserved…….but then again we all take our “lady” shoes off the minute we log into Sardonic and the H00kers and Sl!ts come out
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can’t.breathe.
O2, De-FOY-brillater or “The new released FOY asthma-pump” – your choice??
“Newly released” ….that was me…..not thinking straight from all the “dying”!!
My Foy-centric brain just decided to think FOY + VEIN + P0RN.
{drops dead}
I NEED A DE-FOY-BRILLATOR, STAT!
Scene did not feel romanatic to me at all. Def agree on the brother sister thing.
was romantic for one of them…and can say that here on seeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeus page….she loves him…. and will be crushed next week if she is done with 5-0. we may finally see the vulnerability they should have showed us in week 3 to get us to invest in her, but instead they played her off as someone too concerned with appearances and unwilling to accept help. I think we have all felt all along that there is something just below the surface bubbing up in Lori, but they would not let it come up to the surface. atplenkov & his staff o’writers forget that we 5-0 fans like our characters scarred, flawed and full of unbriddled emotion.
Karin- Oh he always looks incredilby awesome, and the tan, and the tats, so handsome. But his weight was mentioned before and I never noticed it at all until this time. As to the other point you raised, you may have missed it but we have been banned from venting on the subject. And even tho Maha says she does not monitor this page, it seems we are staying on good behavior. There are strong feelings.trust.and if you scroll back to earlier in the season somewhere along the pages you’ll run across M’s admonisment for us to just let it go. As recently as LBrookieF being new had a post on it, and M let her know that any discussion of a relationship whether for or against is off limits. All gnashing of teeth is done privately.
I thought it was permissable to question ‘WHYYYYYY’ and vent on LoHo on these seeeeerious pages?
SPOILER below!
I don’t want to push my luck – but you go for it and I’ll cheer you on!
I just re-read the comment rules and I was sooooo wrong – I’m sorry – and apparently wimpy as well – we are allowed to totes discuss her here – so jump on it.
WUSS!
Lauren German is not on the cast list for Ep 17, so I guess it’s her who loses her job.
Sorry, Should have said SPOILERS!
Really? I know many don’t like Lori or Lauren, but I do, so I’m sorta bummed. But I’ll get over. it.
SPOILERS!!!
This whole thing has made me realize that I LIKE being mad at Show. So I’m in shock she’s not on the cast list. I wasn’t crazy about LoHo but I like LaGerman just fine & wish her well. Maybe she can have a dramatic recurring role. I always thought she’d be a better villain.
I feel bad for her, they kinda just threw her in and left her without a life raft…..or even a pair of inflatable kiddie arm thingamajigs. Can’t blame her for the way they wrote the character.
While I agree they couldn’t really make up their mind what they wanted to do with her, I think she failed at what they DID give her. There were several times where she totally could have engaged the viewers but she delivered it so blandly that you (ok, I) still just didn’t care. The scene with Patty Duke for one. PATTY DUKE!! Her facial expression never changes and talk about a moment when she could have hit it for six, she didn’t. On the other hand, the very next scene with Patty Duke, when Alex was with her, he melted the screen with just his facial expressions and simple ‘yes ma’am…the Navy”. I’m not saying she didn’t have a few good moments, but they were few and far between. Especially when you are surrounded by such talented people.
When I did my H50 S2 marathon a few weeks ago it was painfully obvious the way they changed her character within just a few episodes. It was way too early to be fan feedback, I think they really saw that she just couldn’t pull of this ‘female McG”, BAMF that they tried to make her in 2.2. It was laughable from the word go.
Definintely agree, ESS. I do quite like Lori, she’s growing on me as the season goes on, but there are still moments where it just doesn’t work, and it’s not all down to the writing. A lot of it is down to the writing though, and the fact that no-one seemed to have a clear idea of who the character was meant that she probably had very inconsistent direction which hasn’t helped. And if they didn’t know who Lori was, we had no chance. She isn’t a clear enough character for her to engage our imaginations, which is what it’s all about really, isn’t it? So much of what we talk about here is imagination (which is a scary thought). That’s easy when it comes to Steve and Danny, especially, but with Lori it’s just a big blank because we don’t know what she’s all about, so, as has been said many times, we Just.Don’t.Care.
I’m sad that it hasn’t worked out for her. I’m enjoying the series so far (Hallowe’en episode last night), I’ve been quite surprised by how much better it is than I was expecting; from all the furore I thought it was going to be dire, but seems like just the same show to me. I would have been quite happy if Lori had stayed, I wouldn’t watch the show just for her but equally, I’m not wishing her off the screen every time she appears.
Did you ever see the dinner scene from her Human Target episode? She was villain-tastic. And somehow more ‘Lori’ than she ever was on 5-0.
Loved Human Target (but somehow her character in it irretated me too).
On the other hand, I thought the episode with Grace Park in it was great (the only time I saw her before 5-0)
Yes I thought she was great on Human Target! Loved that show. She’s a great villain.
Why don’t I remember either of them on human target……love me some Mark Valley……
Grace was the girl that work for the fight oraniser(promoter) in the Epi where he (Mark) took part in the fighting contest.
LG was the Russian spy who “tried ” to kill her husband, but didn’t really want to kill him. (can remember Epi no now)
Love Mark Valley! Loved him since he was Jack on Days of Our Lives back when I was an Infant!JK.
Perhaps she’ll lose her job as a 5-ho, but still be in Hawaii doing something else? Maybe she really does go to homeland security or the local FBI office. I could see her popping up now and then to assist with a case. No H8 for L to the G. The writers really subwayed her.
Read somewhere today that apparently Lauren has dyed her hair darker and that would not be allowed if she still had a contract with the show. She did recently tweet a pic of herself, and it is clearly darker.
Lauren was never signed for a full season and never meant to be a permanent role. That’s why she wasn’t added to the opening credits of the main 4, now 5 with Masi Oka’s addition. She was temporary just like Joe White and Jenna Kaye. I think maybe they wanted to see if she’d grow into being a permamenent member by putting her in every episode but it apparently…(apparently)…didn’t gel.
I <3 Max and I <3 Joe. I <3 Max so much I no longer call him Hiro (as was his name in Heroes) and I looooved Hiro so much. Yay for Masi Oka!
From what Atplenkov recently said, I think they had the story arc planned and never really planned on keeping Lori past that arc. Which I think is a shame, but I digress….
She dyed her hair darker because M said she would look preeteeeeeir that way. true.story.
Yep, Garnier #20.
Extended promo out for Ep 16
SPOILERS
It looks like Steve does go over that roof trying to grab hold of the bloke who looks like a young Robert De Niro. Is it Steve in the ambulance?
I’m only just getting over Ep 15!
It looks like it´s Steve going after the jumper. I didn´t realize before someone else mentioned it and had to rewatch over and over…so blurry.
I would be a bit surprised it Lauren is kicked off show already, though would not miss her. She never fit for me in this show, her appearance (as I´ve mentioned too many times) doesn´t go with kick-arse show like this. Maybe Danny and Steve now get back to their bromance and get “real” girlfriends
Yeah I like the bromance. Part time girlfriends are fine.
I heart bromance too. I’m hoping that it will get more actual time on show after ep.16 {fingers crossed}
I also heart core 4 ohana. Looking forward to more of it.
^^^THIS^^ though I also love Max coming in as the foil to McG/Danny’s fun and them trying to figure Max out. BRILLIANT!
^^^^ACA^^^^
Max is acceptable to me as a comic relief foil to the bromance, Loho is not. I’m still confused how Max and Loho are friends…..but I don’t want to think too much about that one.
I loved the episode when Steve and Danny didn’t reply to Max’s email so he was ignoring them all day and they couldn’t figure out why he was mad at them. Heh. Loved those scenes.
I just watched the promo….it’s the day before valentines day (I totes just typed thanksgiving and had to delete) anywho, ambulance! hospital! LoHo getting the blame for mishap!! Butttt Steves Faccceeeeeeeeee is perfect as he jumps after jumper on roof! flashback to promo pic’s that were released of him and Cath in camo (in hotel? with chocolates! Steve next time spring for Godiva!) and he’s a bit banged up…….Wow…..the LoHo haters must be foaming at the mouth right now!!
So how does he survive that? He’s done a ledge thing. Perhaps the other guy or something else breaks his fall. Perhaps he has a parachute in his pocket (he wasn’t just pleased to see us after all).
“Perhaps he has a parachute in his pocket (he wasn’t just pleased to see us after all).” – LMAO!!
Bungee cord.
That is all.
2 words – pogo stick
Epi 2:16 SPOILER alert!!!!
If you look at the shot just before that, that building has a lot of balconies. I presume that saves them.
…Or maybe he IS just pleased to see us…….
Maybe the FOY has an umbrella attachment. Like Mary Poppins.
Brilliant! You should be a writer on Show.
SPOILERS Ep 16
That’s true about the balconies.
@Plenkov is making the team go through it just now. Steve and Danny especially are going to be so f*cked up. Is it anyone we know crashing through the window? I can’t tell.
Loho looks really upset. Steve’s blood on her hands? We know she’s got a bit of a soft spot for him.
I wonder if the Team have done something to make the man jump over the roof – like make him think his girl has left him? Loho undercover flirt?.
Hopefully have a sneak peek promo tonight.
Spoilers EP 16
I think its Steve and someone crashing through the window in the promo. I hope Steve uses him as a landing pad. lol
What could the team do to make the man jump off the roof, ok this is bad…but it’s the seeeerious page so I can say this: Maybe Loho asks him if he wants to know about 4play and talk about McG’s daddy issues to him. Because I KNOW Chin would have thrown himself off the roof if they’d been near one in that scene. LMAO!! Still the greatest face EVER by DDK!
LMAO right along with you!
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
Loho has been totes harshing my bromance moments.
and I think that CHINCHINCHIN totes STILL has nightmares over that awk-ward 1-sided convo Loho had with him. {shudder}
Definitely!
Sneak peak’s up, guys. I can’t see it in the UK ’til someone puts it on YouTube.
You probably might have seen this by now, but posting the link still.
H50 2 x 16 the gala scene, sneak peak.
Thanks Paula, had to go to bed in the end as it was 3am here! Nice bit of banter.
Worst thing about this is that Danny is a Jets fan instead of a Giants fan! Yikes. Very nonsardonically this could be an issue :p . Interestingly, my dad held Jets season tickets until he moved to FLA, but my stepdad is a Giants fan as is my hubby. But, I don’t hate on the Jets, so I guess we can survive this fact.
Also, Gabby is still in the picture. That makes me happy, because it may mean Danny is moving forward from Rach Hell. Hopefully.
“Worst thing about this is that Danny is a Jets fan instead of a Giants fan! Yikes. Very nonsardonically this could be an issue :p .”
So get it Lainie. Nonsardonically if Alex ever said he liked rugby over Australian Rules Football or said he went for the Collingwood Magpies (an Aussie Rules team) I and I’m pretty sure I can speak for Westy here, would bust out crying. Or at the very least, have a few choice words to say on the matter.
I am sure he is a Rugby man!!!! And I love it……
Shhhhhh. No don’t say that lol. The former captain and now coach of my team is from Canberra so obviously some Canberrans have been educated properly and know what sport to follow.
For reals I’d rather he like rugby than Collingwood.
If Alex liked the Magpies, I.would.die.
You guys are killing me. Dead.
And Danny, really? Not the Giants? The M-Fckng JETS? Grrrr…
Who are the Magpies? Is it die of shock or die of Happy?
The Magpies – Collingwood footy team – the most hated team in Oz. Die.of.devastation.
OMG Westy your new avi!!!!!
SO GOOD, RIGHT????
SOOOO GOOD!
Die. Of. Sadness.
Collingwood is like Man United. The team that even though you don’t follow soccer, you know they exist because everyone talks about them like they are Gods gift to soccer. There is also a certain stigmatism attached to Collingwood supporters in that they aren’t general the smartest cats going around. There are many a Collingwood jokes. E.g
“What does a Collingwood supporter use as c0ntracepti0n?”
“Their personalities.”
Also as an Essendon supporter I am brought up to hate Collingwood. Like Yankees fans hate the Red Socks, same $hit, different sport.
Yes, I know it well. The local Rugby team that I have been supporting since forever, is also hated by everyone here. Doesn’t matter who they play against the rest of the country support the other team.
Foyeur, exactly. LOL You used to be able to by t-shirts with Essendon that would say on the front “I barrack for Essendon….” on the back “and anyone playing Collingwood.”
Sorry you go for the team everyone hates. What team is that?
The best thing about it is that they’re both going to end up with a ticket, aren’t they? The auction’s for a pair of tickets, and who is Danny going to give the other one to, except Steve? Who is Steve going to give the other one to, except Danny? It really is about the competition.
(btw, did anyone else hear the thud of a thousand slashies fainting when Danny said ‘you’re a topper’? If the winner says to the loser ‘it’s better to give than to receive’, they’ll probably never make it up off the floor)
Alicia, looks like you are very well educated in all the slashie writtings and what will get them off/or on the floor (are you a closet fan of theirs?)
Yikes, no. I mean, I know what slash is, but my only first-hand brush with it has been from wandering into the fanfiction section on Mugglenet, and then wandering very quickly back out again. There are some very odd people in the world. But, you know, whatever makes them happy.
(just looked up Mugglenet for old times’ sake and it tried to give my computer a trojan. So don’t do that)
what the heck is a slashie?
It’s a relationship term. G/L/B – think rainbow coalition.
Ok is that a made up fucup word? Because I know I giggled over the topper comment for the same reason but I have NEVER heard this term! I spend ALOT of time with gay men (look at my name girls!) Every summer
For once — Not a FUCUP word.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slash&defid=818902
Didn’t you notice LoHo? I think she made a bid and will probably win the tickets. McG and Danno will be all “WTF?”
She will win the tickets, but will have to give them away when she gets sent packing. HAHA!
Where is your crystal ball Kimmer? You see the future so well!
I wondered if that was what she was doing, and I did have much the same thought as Kimmer: don’t waste your time, love.
I think LoHo wins them as well. Since she’s leaving, she can give them to Monkey, who can go with Uncle Steve. Or Danno. Whatevs.
Give ‘em to Max. Let Steve and Danno fight over who gets to go with him.
I <3 this sneak peek. HARD.
Like McG.
Heh! Like McG…
Sudden thought (can’t see that anyone else has said this): do we think McG won the romantic getaway and that’s why he and Cath are in a hotel room?
Good thinking!
Wonder if that cut on his forehead is from rough s.xting Bootcamp style or from the window he went through??
as a going away present. Did you see how she checked out Cath’s dress?? I actually feel sorry for her…..
Maybe LoHo won the romantic getaway and gave it to them
I am starting to wonder if the Steve/Cath scene in the hotel with the chocolates isn’t a flashback of some sorts. Between the party, the action story line, jumping off a roof, and all the other stuff that is going on in the extended promo clip and in the preview we saw last week, would there really be time for it in the Show? Or time to explain why Steve was in uniform?
It would make much more sense if it was a Valentine’s Day past where Steve was still active duty and he and/or Cath were just remembering that day….
Althought the way Cath says that chocolates are ‘better than not remembering at all’ suggests that Steve might not have been too forthcoming with Valentine’s presents in the past…
Next bit might be slightly spoilerish:
Atplenkov was asked on Twitter whether we would ever see Steve being called up now he’s in the reserves and he said something like ‘little taste of that coming up in 2.16′, so it would fit that Steve is in uniform in the present day. Maybe they had to postpone it for a few days, which would be a nice continuation of their S1 relationship – instead of ‘we finally made it to dinner’, it would be ‘we finally made it to Valentine’s Day’.
“Steve is in uniform in the present day.”
My question is how can we get him out of his uniform? #removehispants #pantsless
I’m v v seeeerrrriiiiiousssss about this!
Agreed, atplenkov has led us to believe the uniform is present day.
Agreed, PANTSLESSNESS!!
Glad you’re serious about this, Andr3a! So am I!
#freethefoy
Quite right. We must not lose sight of the primary mission objective.
Although, having said that, I don’t think I’d be making him take it off in a hurry. Some strategic unzipping would be perfectly adequate for, ooh, at least an hour.
ATPlenkov also stated that it was this Valentines day.
Atplenkov is also a LLWL. #justsayin
ha!
I guess he wasn’t lying about this one. Whoda thunk?
I guess the thought that every human person on the planet with a calendar noticing his LL tendencies was even too much for him to bear.
Its like he suddenly realized that …. hey, people can look things up that I’ve said b4! Better be careful! LOL.
Whether it’s a flashback or present day, the scene with Cath in the hotel room would take the same amount of time. But I hope it’s present day. Since they had the chocolate convo @ the charity event, I’m thinking the chocolates he brings/brought her is current to present times.
Also, I just want to point out that Michelle Borth totally rocks that scene in the promo. She jumped right in the middle of the bromance but you’d never know it because it was funny & well delivered without sucking the momentum out of the scene. It didn’t take away from the McDanno moment at all. In fact, Cath’s relationship with Steve is very similar with the joking & competitive comments. That’s why they work IMO.
^^This.
I think the chocolates are an inside joke based on the charity event convo. I think the hotel scene is set in 2012. I love that she can hold her own with him & Danny too.
Ok…..you can throw things at me after I reply to this……
“I love that she can hold her own with him & Danny too.”
My mind just went straight to the gutter thinking, LUCKY LADY, she can hold McG and Danno too — at same time — 3some! #imjealous
[ducking and running away]
ACA with Kimmer, chocolates = inside joke based on charity event.
I’m just agreeing with everyone today!!
I don’t care what significance the chocolates have… Steve needs to shove all of them into his pie hole and fatten his face up! Booya!
ACA with ESS. As per usual on the whole McG/Cath thing.
^^ ACA ^^
I’ll buy that.
I just watched whatever is posted on CBS.com. It’s a scene from the gala. The coolest thing, to me anyway, about it is the shoutout to my alma mater UH Warriors football team – go Bows! The worst thing about it is, and I can’t believe that I’m writing this out loud… AOL’s face made me sad. It looks thin and tired. Still looks great in a tux. I’m a sad panda.
Just watched Ep 15 with my teenage daughter. When Steve was carrying Loho down the steps she said (unprompted) ‘Why doesn’t he just roll her down’! Then she said ‘No hate’ obviously.
All I can say, MaryJane, is: You’ve raised your daughter right.
Mary Jane: “Why doesn’t he just roll her down!” Oh, this is too funny…roll her down. Out of the mouths of babes. Hysterical. McMo
I know, I really lol’d!
Wow. I mean… wow. They couldn’t let her go without one last jab of the gag dagger. Fcking Atplenkov. Well, at least she’s gone and I have two new fave things…a white tuxedo shirt and camo uniform.
SPOILER-……………
………….
I knew she lovererered him
………..
and Danno looked hot in a white shirt, but why was he looking for gift for gabby but talking about being alone on v-day? poor adorable Danno.
lanie – me too – those hugs and longing looks but who could blame her?
spursy – you are so right – had to stick it to the fans once more –
Even the un-done bow tie hanging is hot – or just the white shirt – or blue tee again – asfjl;asjdkfl; — go camo – Brad Paisley had it right to dedicate a song to camo! He knows his stuff.
We all knew she had a thing for him….but some of us knew it was all ONE sided. I am happy that they left McG’s honor in tact. One more woman that was throwing herself at him but he only had eyes for one woman. ONE WOMAN!
Steve + Cath FTW!!
Booyah
That
is
all
McG is so honourable. I want one.
Heh. Booyah. I say this all the time now.
I live for booya!
You know, I really liked Steve/Cath’s scenes, but I didn’t really see much that showed me Steve/Cath are anything more than FWB or an occassional booty call….
And where you saw one sided, I saw Steve not happy that Lori was leaving…just sayin’!
In any case, onward
….and now I want to see Kono finally go out with hot Charlie Fong.
SOO happy they let McG be the honourable guy they’ve led us to believe all along.
#McGandCath4Evah!
^^^THIS^^^
Danno…white shirt…sigh….did something else happen in last nite’s ep?
What a great episode! I’m actually glad they ended the McG/LoHo story that way. We knew it was obvious she had a thing for him but I never expected it to be acknowledged. I think it was very well done and as usual Alex rocked that scene.
And I loved the last scene. But “suspension of belief” time again. How is he going to do 2 weeks of drills with a couple of broken ribs??
And I’m definitely joining the “his face is too thin” camp this week. Loved the longer neck curls though.
I am so gutted that I’m going to have to wait two months to watch this! At least I have the recap to look forward to.
I’m quite sad that Lori’s really gone, although I think that’s more because LaGerman doesn’t deserve it than because Lori doesn’t. If you know what I mean.
2 months! ACK ! maybe it will post on the internet sooner for you? that’s painful.
And that’s now that we’ve caught up a bit because we don’t have gaps like you do. We were three-and-a-half months behind to begin with. Bah!
It’s kind of me and NotMcG’s Sunday night event, so I don’t want to watch it beforehand and I don’t think he’d go for watching it online, because (and I have trouble getting my head round this) I don’t think he actually cares that much. Shocking, but true.
And I still get to read the recaps. The only problem with that, of course, is that it’s like reading a book and then seeing the film: invariably the book is better.
I just watched this episode online for free, no downloading or registering required. Only annoying thing was it is a small screen. Just had to see what happens to Lori. Can´t wait for next episode now
I am SO tempted to ask you where, so that I can watch just this one, but knowing myself as I do, ‘just this one’ will turn into all of them, and then I’ll get the cheating guilts. So don’t tell me, NO MATTER WHAT I SAY!
(although, I sent him a lovely Valentine’s text and then while I was typing, he sent one back that was both cheesy and almost unrepeatable. So I’m reconsidering.)
2 weeks of drills? Forget that!
How’s he going to have headboard-breaking s*x with Cath with a couple of broken ribs???
^^^This.
lol — I expect Cath will be much more gentle with him than the drill instructors will. Do they even have headboards on a Navy ship? Much less breakable ones? I’d love to see an episode where the’re on the ship together. Surely there could be a plot line that would fit. C’mon girls, someone tell us a steamy story!
Aboard the Enterprise, McGarrett stands in his officer’s quarters, next to his ironing board. Hefting the iron with one large hand, he presses a small button at the top of the iron’s handle with his thumb, and sprays the mist into the air to test the iron’s readiness. Satisfied it’s reached the appropriate temperature, he lowers it back to the board, dragging it slowly down the leg of his dress pants, already laid flat across the ironing board, his other hand holding the hem steady.
A quick knock on the door and Lieutenant Rollins pokes her head in, “You ready, Commander? Briefing in ten minutes.” Her head disappears back through the door as it closes.
The iron releases a cloud of steam as Commander McGarrett unplugs it from the outlet and heads for the briefing.
I hate you.
#noidont
Tease!!
C’mon Steph, write us something s*xier!!
Momo. That scene included:
*McG
*Cath
*Implied pantslessness
*steam
*the word “briefing”
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!
Happy Valentine’s Dearest!!!!!
<3 you.
<3 you back.
De-briefing will be later…..
Oh Steph! Not exactly what I had in mind, but hilarious!
lol- IDK- I found the scene steamy and well ironed out. Just hope Steve and Cath don’t get could caught in tight quarters and get burned.
LOL, thank you Karin & Lainie!
I was hard pressed to come up with something funny, glad you liked it.
LOL! Steamy, I get it.
And true!!! – Cath won’t be seeing Bank C.ck much during his 2 week activation. Not on board.
not even on the ironing board
Steph – You are such a tease….:lol:
KARIN ACA!! Love how he played that. It was like yeah honey I like you too…but not like that…..I only wanna make out with Cath. But I have come to like you as a person and am sad to see you go, thanks for not putting a knife in my back on your way out (HI Jenna!). No I actually love how he chocked up and was teary eyed. He really is such a softie…(dirty h00kers – get your minds out of the gutter!)
I love all of the ppl all over the internets that are saying “they knew Lori had a crush on him.” Uh, no ppl-most of you were saying that they were having some sort of illicit affair offscreen.. WRONG! Score one for the honorable man!McG!
Oh, and yeah, fck the LLWL’s. Couldn’t let her just go could he? Made us endure one more horridly uncomfortable scene. LG should sue him for a hostile working environ! LOL.
initially I did think maybe something was going on off-camera but then that whole jersey slip thing, and then the grease thing with max…..it’s like they wrote lo as a possible ho. But I know she was totes after the FOY since she saw him reading womens day in the gov’s office and the gentleman that he is he stood to shake her hand….it was at that moment that she decided she must somehow pay homage to the FOY. She should totes join the s/ut pile……
I <3 show. Like so much.
Spoiler Warning for 2.16.
Thanks @Plenkov because it's my birthday eve and you gave me the best presents. Bromance, Steve in a tux, Steve in a tux with his tie undone (yes this is a separate point), Steve in his uniform, Steve with Cath, Steve in a tshirt with his tats sticking out. Steve angst, Steve in BAMF mode about to kill a m0f0 for taking advantage of a woman.
HOWEVER
@Plenkov. I didn't like the "surprise" though. The I had feelings surprise. Someone got an all caps DM from me "EXCUSE ME" when what I meant to say was frak off. I don't like the implication that Lori was reduced to a school girl because she had feelings for Steve….. oh and the rest of the team. Why do that? I don't care so much that she had feelings (duh! she's a hot blooded woman) but why did those feelings have to cloud her judgement. What was that noise? Oh just the feminist movement going back about 50 years. Thanks mate.
Also, really? A car?! Do you want to know what I DMed friend referred to above? "Holy jeeze he got hit by a car. I need to sit down. Cr@p. I am sitting down."
But it's ok, because I love show. Like so much.
Do I need
*sighs* Do I need to go to bed? Yes.
Spoiler Warning
What I meant to say was, do I need to clarica the above with there is no intent of malice or hatred towards Lori, because well. Infant just ain’t like that. I really was mortified by the feelings clouded my judgement comment. There could have been a far better reason, like I really thought we we’re doing the right thing, I believed in what we we’re doing, I came to realise the ends justified the means and the Gov didn’t agree with this etc etc.
Am I reading too much into show and need to take my feminism hat off???
I haven’t seen it yet, but from what I have read about it, I don’t think you are overreacting!!
Because you know, me overreacting to this scene would be the only time I’ve ever overreacted to something that happened on Show….
Does the fact we are devoting daily time to discussions of fictional characters – on a regular basis in itself mean we are overreacting in general? It’s a tv show with pretty people in a pretty land- what the heck! Let’s have fun and over-react all we want – no harm – no H8 and no meanness to each other on this great FUCUP site.
ACA…The whole “Because of my feelings for you…oh and the rest of the team” was a cheap way out in my opinion. A professional woman never would’ve said that.
^^^ACA^^^ it was cheap cheap cheap like a box of baby chicks saying cheep cheep cheep
They claim they plan these story arcs out well in advance and don’t necessarily react to the fandom. But who said lets bring this character in and have her do what everyone else can do, just not as well, and then drop her after 15 episodes of are they or aren’t they with a lame “my feelings for you”. Do you really think this is what they had in mind for LoHo from the beginning? I’d almost rather they hooked up and then she got killed, from a story perspective, it would’ve allowed for some interesting plot development. Whereas this just seemed pointless. I was never a LoHo fan but I really hope LG gets a new gig where the character isn’t such a mess and we can see her shine.
Absolutely right! No way on earth **this** was LoHo’s natural character development plot arc. This was just a hot hot mess start to finish.
Read my virtual sardonic lips…llwl all of them
Lori left in the same sh/tfest type of a scene that she was introduced in. Ugh.
Amen, sista. This sums it up beautifully.
Ess: “Lori left in the same sh/t fest type of a scene that she was introduced in.” ACA McMo
They may have originally though – let’s bring in a female character who of course falls for McG, because really, who wouldn’t, but of course McG is the most honourable BAMF out there so he won’t go for it because he’s loyal to Cath, oh, and by the way, he won’t even NOTICE that this character is digging him because he’s a man…
Yup, I’m sure that was the original character description. Yes?
I agree, Infant. I liked Lori and the potential with Steve, but they could’ve just LEFT that comment out of there and the scene would’ve been fine and had the same effect. Left the audience wondering. Why go there when you’re (stupidly, IMO), writing Lori off the show?
And you know what else? I didn’t really see anything on this episode that indicated Lori had “clouded judgment.” Really. Plus, can’t Steve basically hire/fire whomever he wants for the Five-0?
unfortunately no more full means and immunity means no longer full control of 5-0 …sad, but true, story
Yes, I’ll clarica also – I knew she had feelings for Steve of course, but never believed (or wanted to believe) there was s.xing between them and am glad *spoiler* that was true. I loved how it seemed like he was surprised but covered it – no big response to it either way to lead her on or blow her off. Also, it was unfortunate that they brought her in as a supposed bad -as. and let her limp out as a ‘girl with a crush’.
*spoiler*
Also, I thought she did not work for him, so why should she give him a letter of resignation – or was she just showing him one she was giving the gov.?
SPOLIER FOR 2.16
Infant, I ACA 2I&B with your comments (both comments). I <3 Show. I in fact HEARTED this episode & it made me happy in many ways. However, at the moment you speak of above….. My DMs to a particular friend may have read along the lines of:
WOW
"MY FEELINGS FOR YOU?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?
Because I also felt Major Disapoint that SHOW still can not figure out what to do with Women. Or even just one Woman. They could have done ANYTHING with LoHo, even 15 episodes in they could have taken her character any which way they wanted and THIS is what we get? The lamest possible option. Like you say, the schoolgirl infatuation ~which she *never* acted on at all besides a few longing looks (think of how much more interesting it would have been if they'd NOT made it "canon" which way she felt so we could keep the debate going?) ~ clouding her professional judgement as a law enforcement officer and all around responsible human being. WOW. Just. Terrible. No wonder LaGerman has looked so tired in her last few instagram photos. She had to SAY the line that (as you say, Infant) marched feminist causes back 50 years. Maybe Show is set in some Alternate Universe where they have iPhones in the 1950s?
Spursy? Momo? Kimmers? Infant? Eve? Anyone else who played along last time? We need to have another Ledge party for Maha when she gets to doing her recap. Because this. For Mama? My bet is? Serious. Effing. Ledge. Insta-Ledge. I can't be 100% sure of course but this is my bet.
Because, Infant, you are NOT reading too much into Show. This may seem stupid to some but it is important to others because Show reflects our society and influences our society because young people watch Show and ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH WHY SHOW WHY.
With the exception of that Feelings Moment, great ep. But that Moment was so unnecessary and disapointing. And I wasn't even a big LoHo fan! And I was not enthralled with how they coordinated her exit.
Well written, Steph!
You and Infant have nailed the loser on the head. Does he know ANY women? It was a horrible horrible moment, and so completely unecessary to do. LG should have gotten combat pay just to say the words. Which – when they were uttered, I LITERALLY SCREAMED AT THE TV – “FCK YOU!!!” screamed. My throat still hurts. It was violent and involuntary. It was my inner feminist breaking free. Not F_U at LG, but AtPlenkov. It is so incredible apparent what this character was supposed to be, and that the vision was changed almost immediately – due to being poorly written, and possibly poorly cast, and terribly introduced – So instead of taking the high road and having her leave because the governor put her feet to the flame and tried to make her give up the goods on the 5-0′s against her judgement, we get…. she made some bad decisions because she wanted McG. Good God. He is so lucky that I love the show. Soo lucky that I appreciate the talents of AOL, SC, DDK and the others that I watch.
McG was as uncomfortable as I was after she said it. Horrid. Other than Kono, could we PLEASE get a professional, capable, smart woman on the show? Please? (I suppose I could make the case that Dr Museum, Malakiakia, and Cath fall in the Kono category – what we get to see of them. They are strong, smart women – but only allowed to be around for 10 minutes or less)
And we are totally doing the ledge thing again.
TOTALLY!
*starts grocery list*
*throws away grocery list*
*starts liquor store run list*
*checks to make sure ice maker is working*
*realizes that ice just dilutes the alkie*
*checks liquor cabinet*
I’m already drinking. ACA with all y’alls – Kimmer, Steph, Infant.
Joining you on the ledge. Was trying to catch up here, but I think M is mid recap right now. Switching over…
When is she going to do the recap? I really miss her quirky remarks on what everyone writes……..
PS #2 – I loved. LOVED. the other 41.5 minutes of this episode. I was late to work today because of it.
Oh really? Do tell. What were you doing that you were late this morning?
Perving. Repeatedly.
Atagirl.
Tried to put into words my stunned disbelief that, of all the ways they could have chosen for her to leave, they picked this. Failed. Just sitting here, fuming quietly, with smoke coming out of my ears, while muttering ACA! ACA! to myself. Shame on you, Show.
And love to you, FUCUPs, because you are all strong, smart women who are prepared to challenge f/ckwit behaviour, and I am so glad to have found you (hey, this is the serious page, I’m allowed to be soppy here).
#AwkwardChickMoment
Me too – Yay FUCUPs
Virtual hugs! They took a character that they tried to sell as strong and inevitably made her emotionally weak. I didn’t look to see… did a man write this ep? If it was a woman, she should be ashamed.
This Guy wrote the ep: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1033788/
He was a writer for Lost which perhaps explains our jumpy timeline. Doesn’t explain That Feelings Moment.
LOL – doesn’t explain it because he was told he had to do that. LLWLs. BLARF.
Ha!! I totes said in recap that I felt like I was watching lost while watching…..um, so why show have sci-fi writer writing non sci-fi show? now loho lines makes sense…written by a nerd who didn’t get laid until he met someone dressed up like princess lea at a comic con convention.
May I paraphrase you, babe? Because V-Day deserves a POETIC response…..!
Love to you FUCUPS
On Valentine’s Day
All Strong Smart Women
Who don’t hesitate to say:
We may not all have loved LoHo
But Show’s choices for her sucked
We’ll rail against this f/ckwit behavior,
Tell atplenkov to get f/cked
LoHo may not be a feminist heroine
But neither was she our opponent
Until you went and made her have
That Awful Feelings Moment
Love to you FUCUPS
On Valentine’s Day
I’m so glad to have found you
On the SEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIOUS PAGE!!!
Beautiful!!!! You are one talented FUCUP…….
Thank you, thank you! I’m glad you’re party of our International Family…. Happy Valentines Day!
Thanks Steph, glad to be here!! We at least need somebody from my part of the planet on here, to make the family a complete mix from all the continents
You are my poetic IDOL!!
I love you with all the awkwardchickflickmoment emotion that I can muster, Steph! This poem is awesome!! You’ll have to repost this poem on the final page of the recap so that M can see it.
LOVE YOU!
Steph-
Your poetic talents amaze me! Awesome!!!!!
{air hearts}
4ever *air hearts* back at youuuuuuuu!! Happy Valentine’s Love!!!
I love you. Real love, not weird internet love.
(especially because it’s Valentine’s Day, and are we all writing poetry and collectively swearing undying devotion to The Man? No. Just to each other. Love you b*tches!)
I am glad everyone is of the same/similar opinion as I. Go us intelligent super cool women. We’re awesomesauce.
Ovaries before brovaries.
chicks before d*cks…
Or as they say on One Tree Hill, h0s before bros.
REAL. ACTUAL. LOVE.
BELIEVE.
I DO BELIEVE!! ♥
^^^^^This. ACA!
You rambled on quite perfectly about what is in my head too! (Except for the birthday thing). I yelled “Oh, Fck you!” at the screen when she said “feelings”. Ugh.
Ps – if I forget tomorrow, happy birthday!
Me too!!! Along with, “OMG! Are you fcking kidding me?! No!! No!! No!!!”
“You rambled on quite perfectly…”
LOL rambled? I am sorry. I did a Bachelor of Arts aka the degree where you get bonus points for using 50 words to describe something that takes “normal” people 15. Rambling is a habit I am trying to kick…unsuccessfully.
Oh, and thank you.
I have been scouring the recap pages for Kimmer’s comment to double check I wasn’t wishing you Happy Birthday on the wrong day! And it was here all the time! So:
Happy Birthday Infant! May your year ahead be filled with love, laughter, and repeatedly running into The FOY while on holiday in Hawaii.
Thanks Alicia. I can’t believe you went to such effort! So many FUCUPs went to a lot of effort for me today. Last year I was totes emo on my b’day and not emo like I always say I am but only half mean, actually down in the dumps emo. But not today. Today I feel loved and special and all that stuff that sounds like it should be on an episode of Glee.
*hugs*
#awkwardchickflickmoment
Well, don’t give me too much credit. I was just concerned about wishing you a Happy Birthday and then you saying ‘that was yesterday….’
Glad you’ve enjoyed your day!
*hugs*
You went hunting for a post. Such. Effort.
I was sort of disappointed in the episode overall. There were some really good parts, and some not so good parts. As noted above-, I didn’t like that Lori is being written off. I really liked her last scene with Steve UNTIL the Koala TPTB made her make the “feelings” comment. I didn’t like how at the Russian consulate no one had actual Russian accents. If some American cops/task force in real life broke into a Russian embassy/consulate there’d be MAJOR consequences, a Russian guy raping a girl notwithstanding.
The episode felt rushed.
Also, I was looking forward to seeing Catherine again, but her appearance and her scenes with Steve ALSO felt just rushed. I wanted more.
About Lori´s confession of her crush on Steve. All I thought was haa! Plenkov caught with pants on fire. What was the point of her saying this line, we´ve been told there´s no romantic implications, way back in fall! Happy that Steve didn´t respond to this, but I heard his voice being a bit emotional saying goodbye to her.
Maybe the end of this season will now be “calmer” without Lori and of course Shelburne and Wo Fat will add tension in a good way…
I’d like to start by saying that I am happy and honored to be spending part of my Val Day (like ohmygod, it’s Valentine’s Day, like totally, fer sure, fer sure) with the FUCUPs, ranting all seeeeerious on 2.16.
My thoughts on this ep were:
- The gov gave her a choice of the state of Hawaii for 5-0? What the fck kind of choice is that?! Are you telling me that the 5-0s don’t give a sh/t about Hawaii?! Hooray for LoHo for saying, “both.” And screw the gov for making her make that kind of choice. Total bullsh/t on the writers’ part.
- And why does she have to go back to the east coast? Seriously, Show? Are you trying to tell us that she is soooooo in love with McG that she has to cross a continent now?
- In the end, and the biggest gripe, what purpose did she serve? Some of us were asking the same question about Jenna Kaye, until we realized exactly what purpose she served on the show. *sigh – shoutout to ep 2.10* All of the other characters – Joe, Kamekona, Max, Charlie Fong – they have all served a purpose. TPTB just never gave her anything of real importance to do. Another dropped ball. Koalas.
- There were moments that I laughed out loud at the tv screen because it looked like AOL was holding back laughter. One was the sister describing the Rusky taking advantage of her. I know, why would that be laughable. I think because she was so over the top dramatic? I’m not sure, but it really looked, to me, like he was holding back laughter. The other moment was the end LoHo scene.
- The tickets – would she have given them to him anyway, or would this have been her way to have some mini-dates. She def would have shared the wealth in inviting people, but I have a feeling he would have gone with her more often.
- I thought that Cath looked gorge in the dress and jewelry, but slightly puzzled that Show is trying to portray her as someone who isn’t girlie from time to time. Yes, I would rather have beers in a more casual atmo most of the time, but I hope they don’t try to paint her as overly tomboy. She does dig the FOY afterall.
- Being the shallow person that I am – fck you Atplenkov – as I was trying to figure out the last time we saw shirtless Steve. I’m thinking it was 2.10. Correct me if I’m wrong? Honestly, with this face looking that thin, I’m almost afraid to see him shirtless right now. I admit that I have become distracted by his gaunt look.
Although I haven’t seen any of it …. of what I’ve heard and know about Show, this is very well said!!
Never thought I’ll say this, but I am also very scared for any McG shirtlessness at the moment!!!!
I’d also like to say that I almost lost my mind when he got hit by the car. Kudos to the sound engineers. I actually felt that.
I called it “sychronized car rolling” and gave it a 9.9
Took .1 off because they didn’t stick the landing.
I jumped in my seat and gasped. Foley artists FTW!!
Completely lost my mind.
Glad that someone else said that here before me. It´s gonna be Danny and Chin and Kono? doing the shirtless scenes from now on
Please let´s not question show´s decision of shipping Loho to the mainland, wouldn´t want the show to think we´re missing her
Kono Shirtless??!!
Well she doesn´t have excess veins showing
used to seeing ribs and we´ve seen her shape for nearly 2 seasons, we are now accustomed to her frame
Yes , but I was thinking in the context of the men (shirtless means with nothing on on top for them
)
Haven’t looked at how she looks at the moment (not as interesting to me as AOL) – but her body used to be just perfect in my eyes. I’ll walk (half)-nekkid all the time if that was me
Aah, I see LOL
and my skin tone is closer to snow than her bronzed flesh, but other than that we could be twins.
I look just like her…not counting the excess fat on my tummy
I’m afraid for any shirtless moments too because at this point I don’t think he can do anything to make anyone happy.
He can come be shirtless for me. I’m totes cool with it.
He can be shirtless for me too.
I have no complaints.
ESS agree with you, that I’ll take him anytime everytime!! Through (ML)thick or (H50)thin, he will always be gorgeous!!
There is just some things, that you can not unsee once you have seen it.
I know this is a exptreme example, but I want to use it to make my point. – Christian Bale in “The Machinist”, something I am really trying hard to unsee (Till this day haven’t had the courage to see his Oscar winning performance in “The Fighter” just because of that image and him also being thin in it too)
After 2:06 that “TOTAL PERFECTION OF THE MALE BODY” is in my mind and I don’t want it ruined by something I can not unsee. (Not a big fan of actors risking their heatlh for roles – Christian and Russel spesifically, especially if you are as good as Alex and can pull off any character given to you) Not that I say he is doing it now (and I believe he is in excellent health at the moment) for the role (In my eyes he is just working to hard and not eating enough to sustain his weight)
On a much lighter note – my ex (Steve/Cath like)-notMcG, also used to loose a lot of weight when he got to busy at work. He used to just grow a full beard to hide the sunken in cheeks and then he would jokingly say his is: (and I translate directly into Sardonic) “Just FOY and feet left”
Just love Your ending there “just FOY and feet left” LOL…sadly that might be the case now…
Oh, and WTF is the deal with Danny?! We heard his desperate cry via voicemail to get back with Rachel, but now he’s going to scramble for a VDay gift for Gabby? Dude. Seriously?! You’re stringing Gabby along while you’re still trying to get back with your ex?! Lame, writers. Lame.
Koalas. All of them. Writers, Atplenkov…..:)
Not that I don’t agree about koala writers… but wasn’t the message from “about 4 months ago”? If so, then its prior to h-ween where they(Dr museum/Danny) had had dinner?
Was just going to mention that too. They said the message was from months ago, not recent…
Aha! Did not catch that first time around. Thanks for the clarica. =)
OMG! WTF! How the heck (ELL) did I miss all this?????
OMG! WTF! Who told Justine about this page!!
Kidding Justine!! Happy Valentine’s Day!! Love ya babe!
Being slightly seeeris for a mo,I have hated the writing for Lori from the start,it’s almost as if her character has been written by a wee lonely man in a darkened room who isn’t allowed to communicate with the other writers (and this wee man has totes never had the intercourse with a REAL woman).
I have been mortified by the Lori character,her whole storyline has been pointless and her last scene with McG was gringeworthy.
ME screaming at scene”HAVE SOME FU**ING PRIDE WOMAN,LEAVE WITH A SHRED OF DIGNITY!!!!
But no,writers think it will be cute if Lori finally tells Steve how she feels and resigns.This is NOT fu**ing Glee!!!!
I’m away to lie down in my own darkened room now.
scottiedog’s Ledge is clearly labeled “LoHo’s crush & quit maneuver.”
ACA Scottie!!!!!
Ya think?
Raaage sister. The choir is right here beside you.
I hate Glee.
Writers room needs more female writers or someone to say, hang on, no self respecting woman who has progressed so far in her career (at such a relative young age as well) would say something so unprofessional….ever.
Ohhhhh I’m sorry. I forgot I was a woman purely driven by my feelings. I’m gonna go cry in the corner and eat some chocolate and then feel bad about that ’cause it’s totes going straight to my hips.
I love Glee, and watch it with the little ones, but def don’t take it seriously. I treat it like a weekly broadway musical-comedy with a grain of salt. I def don’t want Glee mixed in with my H50. Unless it will get someone to talk their pants off, but not with any of their exes.
I HATE HATE HATE the implication that LoHo couldn’t think with her upstairs brain long enough to spend more than a few months as a Five-0. I didn’t like the LoHo character but I never NEVER wanted *THIS* for her. It’s one of the reasons I reacted badly when I first heard she’d be brought in as a romantic interest. I don’t want ANY character introduced purely as “romantic interest.” Even Chin’s One True Love Interest Malia (Malalakakalakalakla) was brought in FIRST as a DOCTOR of a VICTIM & she helped them identify Jack in the Box.
UGH SHOW I AM DISAPOINT!!!
ACA. If y’all remember I was a Lori fan when she first came into the show, but then show just skipped from one disaster with her to another. Really feel sorry for Lauren.
The good news is, it sounds like L to the G has gotten a lot of well wishes on Twitter. Nice to see that the majority have not related her directly to the character. I’m still totes jealous of her becuz she’s worked with Eli Roth, who I just remembered needs to go on my Beautiful Men board on Pinterest.
I do feel really sorry for L to the G.She has had a thankless task and appears to have handled the insane amount of criticism with dignity.My distress is not with her but with the character.I truly wish her the best.
And on a positive note…. next week! SPOILER***
Apolo Ohno!!! squee!! McG, Danny & Apolo in the blue room!! I don’t think Apolo’s role is going to be very big, he’ was only in HI for 2 days total I think..but it looks like he at least gets a few seconds more screen time than Rick Springfield.
LOL yes, at least he gets to meet the 5-0s.
We’ve had Jenna and now Lori. I think the writers need to be really careful about trying to shoehorn anyone, man or woman into the core four team. New characters on the periphery are generally good although I thought Joe took a bit too much away from the team time.
I think that somewhere down the line, there is a need for “new blood” so to speak, but really, I think they jumped the gun a little on these two (JK and LoHo). I did love Joe White, though. Maybe only because it gave McG some character development.
Yeah – and you are right – there are so many good secondary characters – no need for more mains.
I was one who didn’t like Jenna, liked Lori a lot and liked Joe. I do agree that Joe and the storyline there took up a lot of air time. And some of the complaints that were lodged by some about Lori taking away screen time from Kono and the Danny/Steve dynamic were more due to Joe than anything. But like you said, it was character development for Steve.
I also had read somewhere that they were trying to relieve the Core 4 of some hours, as they were working 13 hr days, stressed, and that Grace Park had asked for some time off?
I wouldn’t mind seeing some more Kamekona, Charlie Fong (come on, Kono, get on that!), Malia, Max, etc…
ACA!
What’s Wrong With Fong?
He just needs a bit more encouragement from Kono and he’ll be right to it. Is the woman blind?
“I think they jumped the gun a little on these two (JK and LoHo).”
I don’t know why shoes are so eager to add new characters some times. When they added two chicks and then Castiel to Supernatural it completly changed the show for me and in my books, was never as good.
LBF, that point you had about trying to relieve the core 4 of some hours doesn’t surprise me. You can’t keep working the hours they do for a long period of time. Also, it’s different for Alex and DDK whose family is on the island. If I am not mistaken Grace Parks husband lives in Canada? so I can imagine she’d much prefer to fly out Thursday night and get a three day weekend at home in Canada. Same goes for Scott.
show should start with peripheral characters like Max and Charlie and see if they stick first. my fanfic idea last year for 5th member was a CSI named Melanie who knew McG back in his Anapolis days. No need to directly throw someone into the team, but see who fits first and ease them in if they do. Just my thoughts.
I read that – where did it go? Did ou ever finish it?
unfortunately no- whole danno/rach hell sich threw me off…may revisit soon
ACA with peripheral characters. You wrote fan fic??? Can I read it???
yikes- just tried to find it on board I had posted it and board is gone. But here is the 1st part- will keep searching:
Adding the 5 to Hawaii 5-0
• Apr. 6th, 2011 at 11:02 PM
Melanie Monaghan had been working in the CSI department of the Honululu Police Department since her husband’s job had relocated them to the island 4 years earlier. Reluctant to move from her position in Vegas, she knew the move would be beneficial for her now estranged ex-husband’s career with the Hilton, and it would be a better place for her now 8 year old son Jake to grow up.
Now that Charlie and she were in the process of getting a divorce, she wasn’t so sure the move was the best thing. Jake was not being shuttled back and forth between her ex’s suite at the Hilton and their home that they had so carefully selected together all those years earlier when they had been happy. What time she had left outside of the lab was spent with Jake between his school activities and gynmastics. Jake had also started to take an interest in surfing, something Mel had now knowledge of having grown up in a New York City Suburb. Yes, she had spend her summers going down the shore, but that was a time more spent tanning and listening to the radio, while trying to pick up boys, than surfing.
When Mel had first met Charlie, she was actually a full fledged New York City police officer, walking the beat. But, after 9/11, she had lost the taste for delivering bad news to people, and had found herself fascinated with the idea of studying the facts and bringing closure to people. So, she had gone to through the motions of moving over the the CSI division of the police force instead and never regretted it. Until now. There were days Mel hated being cooped up inside most days instead of out in the Hawaiin sun. Now that her son was older, she was itching to get back out in the field and do more legwork again. She did get out to crime scenes, like she was today, but often spent hours back in the lab, studying fibers and liquids to determine origins. Known for a photographic memory, she was often called upon to relay a crime scene in detail. But, her best skills were never used. She was a damned good shot and hadn’t had a chance to yield her gun in years.
On this particular day, Mel had been asked to investigate a murder at one of the country legislators houses. She knew it was a sensitive case, because those guys from 5-0 were on the scene. She actually recognized one of them as Rachel Williams ex-husband Danny. Rachel and she were on the PTA together at their kids’ school. She had spent many a meeting listening to how terrible Danny was and how great her new hubby Stan was in comparision. It was a shame, because Danny was really cute. He had the type of marble blue eyes that could make a girl walk into walls if she wasn’t careful. He also had a compact, athletic body and amazing arms. The hair on his arms actually glissened in the sun. Mel closed her eyes and shook her head. Time to concentrate.
A minute later, she realized that she was not alone. Looking up, Steve McGarrett was shadowing over her. For some reason, this made Mel very nervous. Although he had a pleasant (who was she kidding- adorable) face, McGarrett gave off the air of someone who could break your neck in one fast move. She was equally intrigued and intimidated…….
“He had the type of marble blue eyes that could make a girl walk into walls if she wasn’t careful.”
Heh! Love it.
Luvin’ it. So about McG–”break your neck” must be euphemism for s.x bootcamp activities. Am I right, or am I right?
ok- reposted on my tumblr full fanfic – should I continue it again: http://scottcaanlifeinphotos.tumblr.com/post/17699842815/adding-the-5-to-the-5-0-h50#disqus_thread (you think atplenkov stole idea for Lori from me? I wrote this April 2011-June 2011)
– mostly kidding about that thought.
No he didn’t – because your Mel character is 15 times better than Lori. You should keep writing it. Its good.
thx
Yeah, keep going, it’s good and I know you’re a Danny fan like me. Let us know where you post it.
rest posted at above link -tumblr
Whew – is it hot in here or is it just me?
It’s really good, Lainie, please keep writing!
Yes, keep writing! I wrote some Battlestar Galactica fanfic (original, not new BSG) several years ago and it can be so much fun!
I thought I glance it through and ended up reading the whole thing
I´ll keep reading as long as Steve´s involved. Good writing skills Lainie!
OMG! I love it!! It’s great! Since I am such a PPWP can u write a version for me where mels name is Justine and her and navy boy just go around DC and screw on national monuments? Please? Awesome! Hugsies!
I also vote YES for more!
Sorry, you said. I’m a bit brain dead today. It’s really well written, you should carry on with it.
Alicia,
Who would have thought that Tony Archer would be visiting Hawaii? (Ep 18). An everyday tale of country folk …
When you search for Tony Archer here, this is what you get:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Archer_%28referee%29
“Tony Archer is a rugby league referee who currently controls matches in the National Rugby League….”
I assume this is not who you mean???
In the UK ‘The Archers’ is a gentle radio soap about farming people. It’s been going since the 50′s. Of course I never listen to it
Radio soap???
Yeah, it’s on every day for 15 minutes or so on BBC Radio 4 with a catch up on Sundays, (not that I would know).
You know what a Radio is. Infant, don’t you??!!
Radio????
I have a radio app on my phone and can get BBC 4. Random eh?
Radio app on your phone!! – OMG you are such an INFANT and I am so old …(but v.v. cool) I want to come hang out with you and Sheila and I’ll bring the double stuffed oreos!
Oh it’s a really ace app. Trust, it’s called Tune In Radio, it’s free (Tune In Radio Pro, which I use was like 2 bucks?) and you can get radio stations from all over the world. Of course one of my stations is from Hawaii.
CVC you can totes come hang out with Sheila and I, the double stuffed oreos are an added bonus.
Heyyyy dudes I know what an 8 track is. I have parents lol.
That is pretty random. Do you have a wireless app or a gramophone app that plays 78′s ?
or an 8 track?
We’ve lost Infant now.
gramophone app – funnnnnny! My brother had an 8 track in his car, but by a few years later by the time I got my car 8 tracks were already obsolete. I do listen to the ‘radio’ through the ‘I heart radio’ internet link now.
We used to listen to it at dinnertime when I was growing up. Because of the weird connections that happen in the brain, to this day the theme tune makes me think of mashed potato.
Yeah, it’s a bit of a traditional roast dinner type of programme.
I always prefer a gentle soap – easier on the skin.
I adore a gentle soap infused with olive oil like the the wonderful Olivella that I use. True. Story. No money was received for this product placement
Watching the pilot for the first time in forever..camaro is different color…..and there issss so much eyelash porn…..aryyhklhgjjg. that faccccccceeeeeeee!!
I haven’t seen the pilot in ages but isn’t it a completely different car?? A Mustang….or something?
No, its a camaro, but its gunmetal, now its plain silver….still having issues with Papa McG saying “I’m sorry I lied to you”.
And I still have issues with McG not being able to take victor hesse in hand to hand fighting, just seems so ridiculous. I think maybe I just have issues and the FOY is at the root of all my issues.
I coulda swore it was a mustang. Why issues with poppa McG saying he lied? I think he’s talking about lying about how momma McG died.
Wow! It totes is a mustang! they tried so hard to not show the emblems and lines of the car. I guess chevy didn’t sign on until the pilot was picked up. I don’t know- the way he said it bugged me.
I think the “I’m sorry I lied to you” is a teaser and basically one of the main mysteries of the show. What was he lying to Steve about? We know now but back then we had no clue. I also think it’s more than just the lie about Moma McG. It’s goes back to what Wo Fat’s family has against the McGarretts as well, which we don’t know yet. Show planted a mystery for us right in the opening scenes of the show. Well done.
Also as for Steve not being able to take on Victor Hesse in the pilot, wasn’t he shot in the shoulder/arm when he was fighting him? I would imagine this would have impaired Steve some what and given Victor an unfair advantage…having said that the dude did end up with two in the chest. Or was it the sunlight?? Again???
Did you notice that the blood on Steves face and injured arm/shoulder switches during the different shots of Steve? Trust. It moves from right to left. Continuity fail.
Bet the Mustang people are crying now because we’re all about the Chevys ey?
Infant, something I noticed watching 2:14 – John says to Steve “your mother is gone”. He doesn’t use the word dead.
The continuity fail you talk about – watch the car as it turns to go on to the road running to the ship. Number on top of car also in reverse. Somehow some of those last scene were “switched” around, so its not a makeup mistake but final editing or what ever that did it.
I think every car that crashed in the show so far, has been a Ford…. that is Show, showing them the middle finger for not sponsoring them, I think!
one of the first tweets I made about h50 back in March 2011 was that show put all the good guys in Chevys and all the baddies in Fords. you could use the fact that a person drove a Ford as a sign that they were up to no good. this is how h50undercover and I became buds. true.story.
The whole story where they told Adam Noshimori that his father faked his death and didn’t want to get him(Adam) involved to protect him, makes me think they are softening us up, for mama McG to still be alive.
In my heart of hearts, I really hope it is not true!!
Although there is one thing I haven’t seen Alex do up to now, in any role he played – He has not done anything opposite a mother!! It would be really good to see how he plays that one. It will also depend on what kind of person she is and if there is a good Mother/Son chemistry between them. If they plan to do it I really hope they choose the actress wisely.
wish I could see pilot again ,because I kinda remember that Danny had a Mustang and only got kickas* Camero when he joined 5-0.
I love the pilot. The action, Steve and Danny meeting, carguing, fighting. In retrospect it’s really funny how the Navy SEAL doesn’t see Danny’s punch coming.
and we had a somewhat shirtless Danny…sigh – too bad he had to get shot for us to see it.
I lovedddddd their first fight….Danno poking at him with his little finger, Steve warning him….Danno doing it again and getting his arm twisted behind his back…….Steve getting completely sucker punched……good times.
Danny can poke at me with his little finger all he wants and wherever he wants ….remember its not the size but what you do with it
Lanie I rebloged some Danno stuff I saw specifically for YOU its on my Tumblr http://www.lahagela.Tumblr.com
I read somewhere or heard in an interview(can’t remember where), that Alex actually asked for it (the first fist fight) to be written into the script…….
Oh, please let there be a tractor chase through downtown Honolulu……..
Yeah, with a few escaped cows, that’s about as exciting as it gets. A bit of product placement soaping of the Five-0′s would increase the ratings no end. Or maybe just the oil…
I think it’s sneak peek night tonight, hopefully.
Crap sneak peek, no Danny or Steve.
For the sake of being politcially correct. Is there a link on you tube yet????
this might help or not
Ok, so we discussed that CBS hates red, and like Maha said, we can make anything about a Sardonic connection – so notice ChinChin is wearing a red shirts and the whole tribe is wearing red loin cloths. Obiv – they read this and want to show they are not koalas after all.
Here’s the link for the sneak peak http://youtu.be/lf5BJ6N3tWU
that chick is annoying……Hawaii looks amazing as always.
On ths NCIS:LA – CBS site, they are mentioning Kensi and her possible link to McG, and maybe they share a dad. As usual, we are way ahead of things, but glad they did not ‘hook up’ while she was visiting the islands. #creepy Even though I could easily see them together.
You gotta give us a link to where this kensi / McG connection is mentioned on CBS!
Sorry for the delay, been away and I’m no journalist but I should have checked my sources. My Not McG told me about it and I posted rashly- when I went back and asked him the blog was on the CBS site for the character but it was the commenters who made all the speculations. Sorry for the bad info.
Hopefully we’ve started a rumour about it.
Wow, that’s interesting. I’ve watched a few recently. Has there ever been reference to her parents, her Mum being a slapper, for example?
SPOILER
Taryn Manning’s back filming in Hawaii. I’m really pleased as I think she’s a good character and brings out a protective yet exasperated side of Steve..
Interesting, I was thinking a few weeks ago, with this NCIS:LA crossover coming up, I wondered if it would include Taryn’s MaryAnn because she’s supposed to be in LA, yes ?. Just a thought.
2.17 was so good…. I seriously want to cry. Life after Loho is good. This is the show I adore. Back to basics. Kumbaya.
I had a smileon my face the entire ep….tried to “I Dream of Jeannie” myself into tv set to squeeze and kiss Danny, but didn’t work.
I also had permasmile. I mean, was there anything wrong in this episode? It’s like Show brought out the fuzzy blanket of goodies and wrapped us in it.
its like llwl and his team send us giant gift basket of goodies to make up for eps 1-16, which were clearly written before all our feedback hit twitter and every h50 board out there. now, we will see that feedback in motion. for realz.
I was in bromance heaven!
YES! Although for the life of me I do not see how some H50 fans (on Twitter esp) see “slash” undertones to evwrything which I do not see un the slightest, but I digress…
TWO carguments in one episode!! Amazing. I loved the scenes at the end and how nervous Danny was about introducing Gabby to Monkey…it was nice to see Danny happy with her after the drama with Rachael.
YEAH!!!!! This episode was bromance turned up to 11. Loved. It.
@JDD & @StephJ
Sounds like a rap:
Danno & Steve
In Bromance Heaven
Crank up the dial
And turn it to 11
These two dudes
Are riding in their silver bullet
Arguing ’bout everything
But we know they will get thru it.
Underneath the banter,
And all the laughter,
There is brotherly love,
Forever after.
Word to the Pomp
Love it!!
WORD TO THE POMP!!!!!! Brilliant!!!
HA ha ha!! a rap even baby!scottcaan would be proud of! Love it, Lainie! #honoraryhooliganz
Lainie!!! I LOVE IT!!! So epic!
We really need to see if Maha will let us showcase everyone’s songs, poems, artwork, etc. in one place!
I HAVE ALL THE FEELINGS!!
We’re gonna need a third seeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeus page to encapsulate all the love.
It’s episodes like this that make show like crack……highly addictive.
I loved this episode. I just don’t even know where to start as to why I loved it so. There’s a list (in my head, don’t worry noooo note taking took place
) of things that I loved starting with Steve said ma’am and book ‘em Danno in the one episode to the cutest scene ever at the end. Sheilllaaaa hurry up and come over I wanna rewatch!
I’m with you Infant! So much love & I don’t know where to begin. Well, we begin with: Overall plot continuity, with McG coming back from reserve training? Danno HOUSE SITTING WITH THE DOG OMG!!! Well, just list off all the other scenes & it just keeps going from there. Great, great, great ep. Like Lainie, I had a huge smile the entire time. Like Momo, ALL THE FEELINGS, & Like spursy I’m all GOOD FEELINGS today.
I sat there smiling when it was over, and then immediately watched it all the way through again! Talk about hitting it!! Can’t wait to see what Maha has to say.
Ha! I rewatched it too, well most of it, right after it ended last night. I NEVER do that and I was up way too late and am v v tired today. Well Done SHOW, Well Done!
was so good, I was rewinding scenes while I was watching
Yep, I’ve watched it 2 1/2 times now. (The half was the best bits).
THE DOG! Show gave us so much this week. And the things we didn’t see were referenced… the dog, Fong, Catherine… LOVE ALL THE THINGS!
Loved the episode, but the crime/plot part of 2:17 was kinda sucky & has been done before, IMO. But the good far outweighed the bad.
wait…waaaa.you watch for a crime plot?
LOL, i know silly me.
I like a well rounded show with ALL elements
see, me, I just want a well rounded butt
(danno)
when I want well rounded show, I watch Downton Abbey
Tee hee!! Well there is that aspect of well roundedness
There’s a plot? Who knew?
Only c.nts know and care about the plot.
*since ESS is not here*.
BROMANCE FEST!!!
This was truly the promised land of Bromance. And I had yesterday off for Pres Day & spent it (ALL DAY) watching *Psych.*
JUST SAYIN if you spend all day watching frickin PSYCH (which, btw, I LOOOOOOOOVE) and H50 can STILL BLOW YOU AWAY with the EPIC BROMANCE then H50 is doing something RIGHT. SO. RIGHT.
(because watching Psych is like the bromantic equivalent of staring into the sun, so my sensitivity to bromance should have been dulled way WAY down but THIS EPISODE. THIS EPISODE of H50 was like a BROMANCE SUPERNOVA…….)
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Psych!!! Shawn and Gus’ bromance is unrivaled.
Wrong name, that was me.
Loved Ep 17. Promo for 2:18 with James Caan looks fun too.
Oh Show, you made me soooo v v happy last night, I went to sleep happy and there was not even any s.xing involved. We had it all! Carguments (plural!), Bromance (you love me!), crazy Steve, smirking Steve, Steve who suddenly knows all about relationships, Steve saying to Kono at dinner “Hey, Hey you”…..oh show now I remember why I fell in love with you…..The jungle where the vic was found……think that particular parcel of land was used multiple times in LOST, even Chin looked confused…thank God TBG wasn’t there or I really would have flipped especially with Max talking about time travel……..how is it possible to have so many men with so many tattoo’s dressed in so very little and McG manages to keep his pants on? CGI of battle reinactment made me giggle…….oh Show you decided to come back…..hope PL lets you stay. I’ve misssed you!!
I am convinced Steve was drunk at the dinner last night…with his “Hey, Hey you” to Kono and talking v.v. loudly….
Drunk….ACA. And I can totally understand Danno’s apprehension with introducing anyone to Monkey.
Yeah Steve was definitely drunk. Funny!
Steve was def feeling no pain at this point though I wouldn’t say drunk, drunk. (I would LOVE to see that though!) I’ve already laid out what I think drunk Steve would be like and he was well on his way.
I think a few of them were feeling no pain. I noticed this in a gif on tumblr. Kono was pretty snockered too. heh. http://bitofaparadox.tumblr.com/post/18008640157 Lets just say I hope none of them were driving…
Seems they had run up a pretty good tab which is why they were all WTF when Danny reminded them he was only paying the first round. heh. I loved this scene. Loved it so. freakin. much.
I would agree — Team Tipsyness — not drunk (not that theyre’s anything wrong with that!).
It was a family event, after all, with Gracie there.
Yes! They were all happily tipsy. Loosened up. Shirt unbuttoned… chest hairs… the smile… Sorry, what was I talking about?
I’ll also say I may have been a bit blinded by Steve’s unbuttoned shirt and chest hair peeking out. CHEST HAIR CALL ME!!!
Thank you PTB for letting him be natural!! It was gooooooood…. ugh. so. good.
Thought of u all when I saw steve’s pek a boo chest but was blinded by danny’s beautiful smile to focus on it for long
Lainie- I thought of you and the Danno-luvers when Danno’s shirt was wet and semi-transparent. I think that I almost forgot to look at McG in that scene!
The ending scene had something for everyone. It was a nice balance.
MMMMmmmmmm……NATURAL CHEST HAIRS for all to enjoy!
*sigh* The chest hair. No words.
I even saw one of Godzilla’s footprints and was waiting for the dinosaurs to come running…that area’s been used for everything!
Everybode seems to have really enjoyed this ep. Me too. It was like good old times on season 1. And no-one missing L.
I think LLWL heard our cry for the bromance and carguments, we were served, finally
Did anyone spot any underwear under those red “peen flaps”, or whatever they are called
There was underwear under the loin clothes……no peen to be seen….sorry Paula.
No reason for slow mo watching there then…bummer! I kind´a liked one of the “warriors”. Very beefy body and the face paints was an added bonus
Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans you are such a perv!!!!
It´s only human nature to want to look up any skirt like loin cloth!
Wet Danny…say no more!!!!
The H00kers are getting restless…………
I feeeeeeel like I’m cheating on Maha by looking at Seeeeeerious page commentings on 2×17 before she recaps.
I already wrote/stole/borrowed a poem that I can’t wait to post!!!!!!!
Seriously though, has anyone asked Maha for a page 3? I’m happy to do it, but I don’t want to bug her if someone has already made the request.
Maybe be should send Infant to ask, surely she´ll get our wish through to Maha
No-one says no to “little” people…
And if Maha is doing the recap later in the week this page is gonna xplode soon!