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But you wish to discuss The Cheese Farmer with abs of steel, and dips pointing directly to The FOY. G-d bless.
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I can’t remember the last rom-com I saw before this. Probably was years ago. But Alex was in this sooo
Favorite scenes — everything with AOL especially
“then I’d be your best kiss”
removing the price tag
freaking out at the playground
cooking pancakes
“you broke my heart, how do I know you won’t leave again”
Stan absolutely gained my respect and admiration when he wanted to talk to JLo about the situation the morning after he found out about the pregnancy. She opted to just leave.
It was fun finding the male pet store employee turn up as Deeks (Dieks?) on NCIS-LA.
I love Deeks. Every time I see that guy in another show or film I’m all ‘hey it’s Deeks!”
I don’t normally watch rom-coms but I stuck it out for the obvious reason.
When Zoe? goes to the market and Stan says something like “would you like cheese? Are you lactose intolerant? Because that would just be awful.” I find myself going I am lactose intolerant and I would still buy and eat all that cheese, Hot Cheese Farmer Guy!
I loved the scene when he was rocking the twins and readingto them from the dog whispers book and then the baby spits up and he says thats nice and kissed her little head. Makes me think that man is and will be in the future a fantastic dad because I don’t think he had to stretch to far because he has said his son was the best thing that had ever happened to him.
I loved when Stan threw that pregnancy pillow out the window like a manly man. He was all…”You don’t need to cuddle with this pillow because I’m your man and you’ve got me to cuddle with”. Then he took his shirt off and…I kind of lost my train of thought after that. Honestly I’m surprised more women don’t drive into trees when they see him, especially when he’s shirtless.
One of my favorites scenes is when he rips off the white dress … I posted this somewhere else out here.
Love that he bites down on his bottome lips, and rips her dress from behind <>>. Then picks her up and tosses her onto the bed !!
Runs off to brush his teeth and upon returning to bed… that Dumba.s has fallen asleep and snoring …. Really , seriously !!
Just loved his expression, when biting down on his lower lip.
Gotta love that ORAL hygiene!
I would like to request a page devoted to that tampon commercial AOL did back in Oz.
Thank you, Mama!
(Now I must watch BUP again. Yay! JLo and ALo together!)
hahaha do you know I told all my girlfriends that was him and they ALL remember the ad even though it was on years ago. What I always wondered was how did someone out there make the connection that it was him to begin with????
Probably part of his resume’, but I remember him saying in an interview that when he’s in Oz, people come up to him and say they’ve seen his face before. He admits he’s an actor and goes through a list of his appearances, none of which the asker recognizes until the revelation comes: “Hey, you’re the bloke in the tampon commercial!”
Hopefully now they say “hey you’re that guy from Hawaii Five 0.”
And just because whenever we start talking about this someone goes “what ad?” (including me once), I’ll post this now. http://youtu.be/EuXk4u0UzO8 Oz accent for everyone!
Page coming in 2 minutes.
Page live.
Look to your left.
Done + done.
Wow. You are truly awesome and did I say pretty?
I would like to request a night with the FOY.
Thank you, Mama.
*waits patiently*
What do you think of this for our BUP name…FOY United B.tches Urging Pantslessness for Stan… FUBUPS.
‘B.tches’ because we’re waaay past the ‘Cuties’ stage now
Westy: “FUBUPS” Too funny. Got a million of ‘em, don’t ya? LOL McMo
Not anymore, McMo. I’m running out of FUCUP acronyms for AOL movies/TV shows. That one was hard and not my best work
Anyone have any ringtone requests from BUP? Limited time only!