…is the film which I was asked to sardonically recap.
This, I started to do while watching it for the first time in ever and ever. Turns out that The Oyster Framer is a film far too beautiful to recap, and one with which I have fallen deeply in love. (In this video, I explain why I can not properly and in good faith recap this heartwarming and v sexy story..)
Additionally, Alex O’Loughlin removes his pants. Often.
Ess has requested that I create this page so that you may have a safe space in which to discuss this film since you may here be no holds barred. It’s all yours…Godspeed!