An understatement is: I am so excited, I could puke all over myself and then punch myself in the head several times. But let us not be mired in such nonsense, and instead turn to our tellys.
Cut together are the most relevant What-the-Sh!t? moments of last season’s finale. Widow’s Peak’s exploding; McPanty Destroyer referencing Widow’s Peak wanting to help him; Rach Hell telling Mistress’ Pompadour that though she is adult enough to cheat on her husband, she is not adult enough to deal with the consequences; the old lady — who, really, should be dead — and who had previously harassed Kono and McPanty Destroyer (as he wore a jumpsuit and stole $10,000,000 from the Useless Coppers) identifying Kono as the one who thieved the money; McHero of My Underpants suspecting that Governor #1 belongs to the H50 Axis of Evil, and subsequently confronting her then getting his a.s tasered by Woah Fat, who then goes on to kill Governor #1, but does not remove McG’s pants when McG is passed out (ergo, Woah Fat is a lesbian); Chin Ho Kelly arresting McG; Mistress Daniel’s Pompadour once more losing it’s sh!t as it demands that Chin Ho Kelly release McG as the 5-0s have full immunity and means; and, Chin Ho Kelly delivering the devastating news that McG + The 5-0s must tuck away their instruments as they shall no longer be performing as an ensemble.
Nowhere in this collage does McG remove his pants; we are to deduce that all cast, crew and writers are lesbians. DEDUCED!
One week later, at the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific, Castratos are high pitched singing. One week later? How is this b.tch’s body not gassing up the Island with rotty evil aroma? Wait; they are not Castratos but rather annoying little Cherubim children. (Please recall that at Sardonic: Kids R Dumb, but for Monkey.)
Sidebar: Muslims must bury their dead within 24 hours of passing. It’s how we commit the perfect crime, and it’s because we hate our kin. Y’all understand terrorism now, right?
Chin Ho Kelly is now a Useless Copper attending Governor #1′s funeral, Kono is rocking the sh!t out of a hot pink bikini and looking despondent in the ocean surely thinking: Why did I never remove McG’s pants?; Special K is nerding-everywhere-nerding at some outdoor cafe getting pumped with more caffeine so she can overshare again, and faster (♥ you, K!); and, one lone bald man exiting a massive military plane. He towers over Mistress Daniel who is there to collect him.
The children keep up their high-pitched singing as Chin Ho Kelly loses interest in them and starts looking for some jailbait in the attendees. Instead, he sees Woah Fat, who with his sixth sense, senses that he is being eyed and stares back. Surely he sees dead people. Either these two want to f.ck or a.smash. Prey it be the later.
@Plenkov takes us into the prison at which there is one hot. Sweaty. Nostril flaring. McNuclear Panty Destroyer planking the perfect mthr fkn push-up. Like, it’s so perfect, I could weep naked and hanging from his neck as he continues to perform these push-ups.
Written across the wall in front of him is SHEILA, a serious shout-out to all Oz women. B!tches!
A man tells McG that there’s someone to see him. To this news, McG eyes.xes the camera something fierce and not only am I preggers, but I too may have caught some wicked STD via this his lone eyes.xing. Aces.
That’s it. It’s official. I am naming Alex O’Loughlin and my’s child: @Plenkov. Exactly like that, pronounced “atplenkoff.” Atplenkoff O’Loughlin.
Camera cuts to Mistress, without a tie. McPanty Destroyer sits down in his orange jumpsuit looking like a Longhorns fans and eyes.xes Daniel.
Yahoo! H50 is back and so is Sardonic. sigh. All is right in the world again.
I can’t even do one pushup like that. He is perfect isn’t he.
McNuclear panty destroyer. I like.
The long bleak summer is over,Sardonic and McG are back*happy sigh*
And welcome back to you both! It is going to be an exceptional Season, no doubt. xxxxxxxxxxooooooooo
The time behind bars really suited McG, ´cause he never looked more handsome! Sh*t he looks hot! I could hardly follow the story line, drooling over this sweaty muscular orange clad man. Must concentrate better…
Just rewatched ep…..
-How dirty sexy does smirking McG look when he see’s Danny at the visitor window??? Panties just left trying to hitch a ride to Sydney to find a McG look alike because they like they way they grow them in OZ……
-Ok….I am so skeeved…..who….who would put prison phone so close to their faces????? especially those facessssss????? vom’s.
-Prison jump suits in Hawaii, long sleeve? really? are the sleeves not optional from the designer?
-Again, my pet peeve since first ep. why can’t Steve beat Hesse in a fight?? I mean really…..this is just a total fail.
-Thank God the bag lunch is packaged to the right and not the left.
Mr. Hesse may have injured the FOY otherwise.
-See!!! Injured Steve can take out an EMT and Prison guard and jump from moving ambulance but is not able to a$$smash Hesse? Come on.
-What have they put on his shoulder tatt’s to make them look so muted? H&M drinking again? or is it intentional to distract from the fact that they are not military type tattoos and they don’t want us to look so closely…..”Normal” watchers of show probably think they are fake and are like some type of bada$$ seal tatts.
-What the hell exactly did he just remove from wound in the bathroom that made me want to voms?
-What is it with CBS? Why do they make AOL pack his own wounds with “stuff”?? paper towels….bread..Hi Vincent!!
-Ahhhh….Sleeping beauty and his giraffe lashes awakes!!!
-”I was SHANKED in prison Max” (you dumba$$, don’t you read the paper?”)
In as much as the anticipation of the first show of S2, I am so happy – Maha’s RECAPS are BACK !!
So much happening, so I will take it one page at a time.
Sweaty, scruffy ( just like Kevin in TS). He is so FKN hot.
M, when he eyes.xed the camera, thought for sure all FUCUP’s were impregnated at exact same time. But STD ? Dying here.
I could not stop grinning, also remember I am now watching on 55″ widescreen. Hiatus has been good to him.
It had to be something harder than just preggers, you know?!
I am a sucker for the scruff. Like, wicked sick over a scruffy man.
55“! Like The FOY!
In truth, I cannot get preggos by McG. However, in the scene in Max’s car when Danno revealed all, I think I lined back up to have that baby Rach Hell teased him with when it was really StepStans. But, thats another story for another recap page.
Yes! That’s the scruff – The Kevin Hiatt Scruff, KHS, Nice call, LB
PS – What day are we all due? McBabyshower.
May 20th?
June 20th?
I don’t know how my womb works.
40 days, right?
Wait – duh. That’s the Bible, dumba.s
40 weeks I mean.
OK, apparently not only am I a lame childbearer, I suk at being a Christian too! #sheoftheneverusedwomb
I <3 Jesus.
40 weeks, eh? SO LONG.
But bigger t!ts. I can dig.
Well, hell, let’s not all ask RacHell when we’re all due. And just so you all know, I don’t want the STD, so I’ll take Mctwins!
Seriously, I just watched this via Gracie who sent me a pirated copy, and I really have to watch again, because was there a plot??
Westy you got it! Yay! Much faster than my spare copy of the shield ey?! I was so worried you wouldn’t get it until Monday. I am glad Oz Post did not lose your mail like they did mine.
Yay! Gracie is the cat’s a.s! (that’s a good thing)
It was pretty much wrapping loose ends and undoing others.
I imagine the next week’s will be a lot more fun for me to recap; here’s hoping they’re not plotting a million new things then, but rather allowing McG + The 5-0s to facial recognition everyone and solve the crime in 42 minutes.
McG on a horse……
Straddle
Hung like
Bucking
Wait, were playing Word Association ?
Save a horse, ride a …..
It really is going to be exceptional fodder for sardonic. And fantasies. Just sayin. Here is the new extended promo if anyone is interested. Basically 30 sec of McG horsing around. <<see what I did there?
And that, my friends, is not a stunt double…..
McG.on.a.horse.
I may have to replace my previous favorite hottie moment (2 hot guys on a speedboat) with the McG on a horse image. Sorry Chin.
I think Chin is used to it.
Well, we could, but I meant that M will have fun recapping next week – because – McG on a horse! There’s so much material there…..
M & Kimmer I have no idea how my womb works either.
Off to finish reading the recap, never got past page 4 or 5
M, seriously, 10 pages…. I have Kleenex in front of me, expecting tears of laughter !
Ohmygod, you only got this far? That is hilarious!!
I am a jealous b/tch right now…..55″……thats like a life size McG in your house every week…….
OK ok I will also say that between the premiere last night, the DVD today and a new Sardonic recap this has to be my fave! Why? Because though I pretty much talk to my fellow FUCUPS every day, I have missed the sh.t out of all this! M is our Queen!! (she eats this stuff up ya’ll so keep it coming!
it is all about her!
Ah, seeing the opening sequence reminds me of the day I saw the promo and had to leave work early because I couldnt stop giggling and smiling! That’s OK when you are by yourself but when you are in a group of people, it tends to freak them out and they call security on a b.tch! Anyway, I felt the same giggling and smiling way…and no one was around to stop me!
I AM YOUR QUEEN.
Oh Ess, you are so wonderful to feed my ego. Since ultimately: This really is all about me.
HUGSIES!
MAHA: Well, this recap really sucked! Just kidding Cheeky Monkey. It’s hysterical. Laughed my a.s off, but Lenkov & crew gave you lots of ammo, didn’t they. Your recapping vacation certainly replenished you. You’re back with a vengence. McNuclear, Minions, not keeping your dress on while running….huh?? I’ve really missed these joyous pages & I’m so glad you’re back. Hugsies, Grandmama
IB: 55″….you go girl. G
Awwww granmama, thank you. So happy you enjoyed and laughed, as that is always the ultimate test.
I imagine that keeping my dress on would be v difficult if even on the same island as McG; I would run as excuse
Hugsies right back!
Sidebar II: Jews also bury their deceased within 24 hours. Which is also how so many husbands are just sitting their eating dinner,when out of the blue…oopsies…didn’t mean to reveal to much. But, yes, no autopsies allowed. Its all thanks for the memories, time to eat…for a week.
Sidebar III: The Irish aren’t concerned with how long after passing on the dead are buried. Just long enough to have one hell of a party beforehand.
Sidebar to your sidebar: The Brits couldn’t give a monkeys either. As long as there is a bar, some free food and a proper knees-up after the burial, we’re a happy-go-lucky bunch!
Triple Sidebar….while we Italians go on and on and on and on until you want to take a very large gun to your temple and join the dearly departed!
Another Italian! Epic.
We gotta do everything big. And loudly (don’t you people sardonic my words! 
They are meant with Infant Innocence). My manager (who is Italian) and I love to have debates. The other person who sits in our office just looks horrifed and like he doesn’t know what to do when we’re talking (he considers it to be yelling…he crazy)
Like my Tribe. People think we are yelling, but it’s just how we communicate. Like Latinas. It’s hot.
people oft ask me why my family fights all the time….I’m like, wait, whaaaaaa? we aren’t fighting at all. thats just how we speak to each other. not a one of us needs a mike when presenting something on stage….true story.
Like Steve and Danny! “Why are you yelling at me?” “I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
ROFLMAO.
yes, I have been to many a wake. it starts out about the deceased and ends up with “wait, why are we here again?” because of all the beer that has been consumed. I say “whatever gets you thru the mourning period is good by me”
Not McG was at a total loss the first wake he went to. He kept saying “this feels so wrong…”
And actually, it was on my birthday…
Open casket is so foreign to most Tribes; I have only ever experienced it once and began shaking when standing next to the deceased. I just couldn’t deal!!
He was wearing more make-up than anyone else in the room
LOL!!!!
“Oopsies…”
Oh Thank God – there’s a new recap! If I had to comment on E Malama one more time I was going to lose my sh.t!
Litlle Atplenkov will be sooo cute! Can all of us Aunties call him Atp?
“If I had to comment on E Malama one more time I was going to lose my sh.t!!”
That is hilarious!!
Yes, you may all Auntie him. Wouldn’t Alex and I make cute babies? I mean…primarily because I am way prettier?
ha ha ha! You are funny! You would absolutely make pretty babies with Alex. snort!
Yes, very awesomely cute babies! Everyone knows all the beauty comes from the egg and not the sperm, anyway. But please, let little Atp have Alex’s eyelashes.
Fine.
He can have Alex’s eyelashes, eyecolour and nose, but he’ll have to take my mouth and eyes.
Someone please create a jpeg photoshoppe of Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin.
Please. I am laughing so hard I am about to start punching myself in the face.
oh dear, like those awful one Jay Leno or someone does. The ones that give you nightmares they are so hideous!
Who’s hair shall he have??? For they are both aces.
I believe it shall be a hybrid, as WE both have curls.
Incidentally — any of you on Facebook? Friend me, please!
Will do tonight – cannot @ work. Koalas.
Did you really join the FB world? Are you as Sardonic or Maha? Without a last name could be tough. You know my last name, if you still have that DM. Add me, I shall accept.
Hmm, maybe if we knew what the fullly hyphenated name of Aplenkov was, we may know her last name……………..
Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin
I have been on there foreva.
I am enough sardonic there too
Check ya DM on Twitter x
No M, let the little tyke have your nose, not McGs! His nose is a little large/long from some angles. Sometimes it looks positively shark-like size! Honest.
OKAY!
Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin will be so gorge!! I am squeeing with great excitement.
I am squeeing for you, it’s all v v exciting! x
A blended image of you and AOL – this is what litlle Atplenkov Zimmo-Olaughlin will look like (although I don’t get the hair…) http://www.morphthing.com/baby/10602235-Baby-of-a-maha-jpg-and-aol-jpg?key=e037e81acfab7476f853a4422b7f1473
um…cute baby? :O
Yeah, I would think the real Atplenkov Zimmo-O’loughlin would be much cuter.
We need to get a baby pic of him, and mix with baby pic of me.
Look at how fkn adorable I am:
http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=92622110552&id=690040552&set=a.10150301187460553.517399.690040552&refid=13
Like. I should have been in commercials for lipstick!
Shut up!
Be nice!
He has room to grow!
like the FOY?
ahhhh, ummm,
I have no words, I’m tired, yeah, yeah.
The reason that computers will never take over Earth – they suk. Tried another website for baby pics. Marginally (?) better – still could not compare to real Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin.
http://www.changeface.me/?output=201109220512IZNOUZSIFGWZVCARPSUEPLZT
I am dying laughing at this one because it actually gave the BABY an AOL scruff!
YES!!!! It’s a 5 o’clock shadow for the love of God.
In all seriousness, I’ve just placed a SIGN on my womb, that reads OUT Of Order.
Nothing like that ain’t nevah comin outta this chick !
— (with double finger guns pointing at her flower area)
FLOWER AREA! classic.
This one kind of scares me…
The BOTH REALLY scare me, LOL. Like a little infant running after me with a full beard scary.
They are both scary and why would two people with dark hair produce a baby with blonde hair? Isn’t that practically (apart from some genetic mutation) genetically impossible? Mind you genetics class was a good ten years ago so I am most likely wrong.
I really appreciate all y’all’s dedication to The Crazy.
Since Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin is REAL, he can totes have blonde hair. Bali — go through my profile photos and look for the one of me as a baby seated on a table with my mum beside me laughing (it was my bday, I looked like I was about to a.smash a guest). I was *golden*blond* as an infant.
OMG it fkn has SCRUFF!!
And this site makes baby noises. You should have warned me; I’m dying. DYING. And people around me don’t knowwtf is happening nor why my berry is suddenly waaaaing!!
I was crying laughing last night at 1am. Fully bearded infant. I have no words.
I was doing that this morning. Just fkn losing my sh.t!
Oh my Jesus.
The kid’s a looka! Even if he has fun fur on his head
Wait. Atp is a boy right?!?!? Does he get to inherit the FOY or just some variation of it??? Inquiring minds NEED to know if he will truly become his father’s son!
Atplenkov shall be the only man to inherit The FOY. And because we wish our children better than us, he shall have THE FOY DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN.
ROFLMFAO…..Oh my God….how I missed this over the summer!!!!!!
But please, let him grow into the FOY. Because on a baby, that would just be so wrong.
Yes, yes! Of course!
Else I’d keep tripping over it while carrying my small infant.
OMG! McHero was humping the floor!
Such a waste…
Blasted time zones. I looked in yesterday evening and no one was here yet!
And now you’ve all gone! It’s a.m here in UK and I’m laughing over morning tea. A crazy lady… but you all understand that. So glad you’re back Sardonic!
PS Is there something missing from this section? Have we all seen the promo piccie of Steve walking MANACLED in the orange overalls? Did this get lost in the ‘one week later’ ?
Wait! What?
He was manacled?! There was no such thing in the episode!!
The UK and Oz contingents are coming!! I hear them running — you will not be alone for very long xoxoxoxoxoxo
There was a promo photo released of him doing “dead man walking”. I was honestly hoping for more in prison time with McG exploring his time in solitary and how it was for him coming in with all the peeps he put away. Also initial intake processing to include strip search, FOY measuring, showering, etc.
I ran as quick as I could. I’m here! I’m slightly out of breath, (commonly known as feeling Sh*gged), I’m trying to read & catch up as quickly as I can Promise x
YeeeeeeEeeeeEEEeeeeeees!!!!
I was sitting in a meeting today and I did think, our h50 is back, our recaps are back. All is well again. I was lucky enough to be on the old twitter when M started posting links so I read pretty much straight away for I am a McNerd. And even though I’d gone to work on 5 hours sleep, I was in a good mood because I had LOL enough to last me into next week.
Also, M, Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin. LOL! He better learn how to a.s smash mate.
Also I never liked being called shiela, it’s not really a nice term here in Oz. I could quite easily get over that.
Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin — between his dad and I, he will be a mthr fkn CHAMP!!
You could use the CHAMP toolbox as a Designer baby changing bag for Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin, all the hip & happening parents will want one, to look like this most beautiful family. Maybe Granny Mo can utilise the action figure factory, and produce replicas as a sideline?
I totally need this to happen. I mean, for him to seed me.
For research purposes into the beauty that shall be Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin. #testourtheory
Well as long as it’s for research purposes, it’s all for the greater good – I will help you in any EVIL GENUIS plot to make this happen!
I don’t even know wheretf to start! Do I send him roses?!
Nope, I was thinking as he’s an Aussie, a slab of beer & a packet of TimTams. Should just about do it I would have thought!
And vegemite! Don’t forget the vegemite, Jayne! AOL better be a ‘happy little vegemite’ (there is no subtext/hidden meaning to that, it’s part of the vegemite song from the ad) or Westy and I will be hurt and offended.
Hilarious.
That’s what I’ll send; all of it
Also you must send the following:
A sausage roll
A pie (with sauce)
Tin of Milo
Chiko Roll
Latest copy of ZOO magazine
But most important is Jayne’s suggestion of a carton of coldies.
DONE!!
Zoo? Really? I totes hate that mag.
Mmmmmm, Milo. Yummy!!
Gracie, I hate ZOO also, but we are not Australian males.
hail hail the gangs all here ! happy to have Sardonic back … I will try to keep up …
can I get away with a “ditto” or a “word” to everything said??? difficult being the last one in …
suffice to say I was sighin’, sweatin’ lustin’ pantin’ etc within the first few minutes …
but I do have to comment … Chin, in that uniform? in that HAT? ummm was glad he lost it pretty quickly … looked … weird … to me … but perhaps it was me watching the show on a lent to me large screen high def TV without high def hooked up …
awwww … pats little Atplenkov O’Loughlin on his head of perfect hair … so so cute
CYNDI!!! Hiiiiia. So long since you have been home
Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin shall be so loved.
Cyndiiiiiiiii- welcome back GF!
Hi Cyndi!!
Hi Cyndi! I have about 100 emails to go through, none say ditto
. This is the first time I have commented with a live ep. It was much easier, but not nearly as much fun commenting on eps you guys had seen months ago. So I see why you would like to say ditto, because my email is pretty confused, it’s never gotten so many emails in one day. It feels loved.
Awwwww Bali! You shall go into seizure with all of the rushing emails at you xx
M, Alex really doesnt like his nose so Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin must have your nose!
Nice to have you back, I agree that all is right with the world again!
Late to the party as usual but gym time is IMPORTANT!!!!
For MAHA:
http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/post/10507991417/2×01-ha-i-ole-uh-oh-he-just-read
Scruff appreciation blog:
http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/post/10508493087/dont-let-this-man-shave-never-ever-again
A little love note to my FUCUPS:
http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/post/10509628857/i-forgot-how-incomplete-my-life-was-this-summer
I know it said for Maha, but it’s like the link that keeps giving because *thud*
Scruff appreciation blog. I love it. I must convince Sheila Scruff Is The Only Way To Go.
I <3 your note. I visit here multiple times on a daily basis. Everyone is so super awesome and accepting it still blows my mind even after all this time.
*goes to watch an action movie owing to #AkwardChickFlickMoment*
At the sake of being suddenly far too nice. You b.tches have a really loving thing going here amongst you.
It warms my heart. Like The FOY, my thighs.
Aawwwww, FUCUP GROUP HUGSIES! xx
KIMMER: You are so clever, those baby pics are something else. Atplenkov Zimmo-O’Loughlin is adorable (was Maha crimping his bangs?) And when was the second pic taken because he looks about 30 in this pic? (And did Maha get bored with crimping &
“buzz cut” his hair?) She is so obsessessed with hair, that one.
GRACIE: OMG, I can’t believe I’m typing this, but I do believe I’m in agreement with Shiela on this one..I’m not a big fan of the scruff. (stop yelling at the screens y’all!) I can’t help it, I like my men’s faces as smooth as Atplenkov’s bottom.
ESS: Love the group hug. Yep, that’s us, FUCUP’s in H50 clothing.
What the hell is a “slab of beer” & a “Tin of Milo” and doesn’t Vegemite taste really bad? Hugsies, G
OMG: I didn’t notice Atplenkov O’Loughlin’s SCRUFF until I looked again. Ewe…this kid scares me too. GrannyMotown
LOL – when you said it looked like he was 30, I thought “well, yeah – he’s got a full beard”
I just wanted to share with you the quality of reviews we get here for h50. Source will not be named, but I think you’ll see why some people don’t take h50 all that seriously here. So this is the review for the s2 opener:
“Like NCIS, the season is coming to us super fast. What we can tell you is most of the 5-0 squad are either disgraced or in jail and that luckily AOL looks as good in an orange jumpsuit as he does in everything else.”
Now whilst the last point is true,
surely that sends the wrong message to potential viewers? I wonder, actually, if they even got to view the ep before the review went to print? For it’s in one of those old things called newspapers and not online 
Is it wrong of me to feel nostalgic about this episode, and all our enthusiasm, already?
not at all- when watching last night, was reminded of high hopes for season 2. seemed like forever ago.
I <3 season 2 and I <3 Joe.
I did get a little emo over how relieved Steve was to see Joe visit him in prison, knowing how fractured their relationship has become.
Stephanie, I do not believe there is a right or wrong feeling about show. Because well if there was anything wrong, it would be that show makes me feel too much. I recall requesting Ess DM "it's not real" during 2.10 to keep me sane. Just today Sheila suggested I go on a H50 break……
But you have the seeeeeeerious page to be as emo as your heart desires! No need for a break from Show.
Unless TBG turns out to be STEVEN I AM YOUR FATHER!!
Then I might have to give everyone a second seeeeeeeeerious page wherein I shall lead the emo circle with a drum.
i can’t quit show- danno is too preeeeeeeeeeteeeeee – show is just not nice to danno
I’ll be right behind you!!!!
“Unless TBG turns out to be… STEVEN I AM YOUR FATHER!!” OMG, hysterical. And you’re so right, oh wise leader, a second seeeeerious page will be needed should this come to pass. I’m crying/laughing right now at the sight of you leading the emo circle while banging a drum…with your BIG scary eyes & your preeeetttteee face all slathered in oatmeal, cornflakes & kumquats.
LOL!!
Perfect!! My job here is done.
What Sheila fails to realise is if you play on here there is no break from show! Clueless Sheila.
If TBG is Steve’s father I will call him Darth and not TBG or Joe.
Awwwwww mate.
You read my mind TBDV. That Bald Darth Vader.
Oh My Gosh, you two. Hilariou. I’m dying. YES. Perfect. and if Joe doesn’t turn out to be McG’s biological, we can still call him TBOW (like that ESS?) for That Bald Obi-Wan. He of the mysterious pronouncements & vague encouragement for our young hero.
“If Joe doesn’t turn out to be McG’s biological, we can still call him TBOW (like that ESS?) for That Bald Obi-Wan” – LOVE IT/ love it hard.
I’m Tebowing right now in your honor.
TBOW!!!
Spent too much time together we have.
Or. Think alike, great minds do. ?
Steph, Joe is totes Obi Wan! Yay for Star Wars comparisons.
Wow. Last nights episode was like coming home. So incredibly awesome that I am, like Grace, all emo over the difference between 2.01 and the rest of the season. I still love it, but its different. The end, with everyone around the conference table – that’s what I miss the most.
And – also awesome – the hysteria of all of the above comments! But those have all continued throughout the season.
ACA.
I love the madness and hysteria of our collective comments.
Show needs to grow, else show would be boring. If show did not change Danny might still be with Rach Hell and Lainie and Steph would just be beside themselves. And no Max! And after rewatching 201 again I’m all <3 and fairy floss over Max. The news is scary! Adorkable.
I’d like to volunteer my services as McG’s push-up inspector. I could just lie there underneath and make sure he gets close enough to the floor to get a good workout. I’ll change my name to Sheila if necessary.
Love where your head’s at. Or where it might end up. =)
I don’t know what it was about this first ep, but McG was at the top end of the ridic hotness scale for the entire hour. Perhaps it was the scruff. And I definitely caught some things that make more sense now and make me believe even more that we’re going to have a STEVE I AM YOUR FATHER moment. If this is the case, I am very much looking forward to v v prettttteeeeee Maha and her emo drum circle.
I think I will hand out cookarachas — I have NO. IDEA. how to spell this amazing word — to the rest of the emo circle, while I beat my drum.
I am sort of excited for it to in fact be STEVE I AM YOUR FATHER moment!!
Do you really want Joe to be his father? No no no……!!!! Well at least Terry is as tall has Alex. William Sadler is a lot shorter – well guess they’ll never stand next to its other as grow men.
I am thinking that it can’t really be….Joe was serving with Papa McG…didn’t have time to diddle Mama McG. Still say that Shelly is Mama…..and this is totally going to be a “days of our lives” thing and involve some heteropaternal superfecundation with our Super Seal and Wooooooo Fat.
Mama McG alive sound so much like Chuck or Prison Break – oh but McG did break out of prison in 2:01 and maybe all his Tattoo’s was showing him how to escape??(lol) And for that matter Chuck’s head is full off stuff, just like Danny accused McNerd off in the Pilot?
We have never seen Alex act opposite a mother in anything. Could make for some awesome acting from him.
Might kill some of us older womens fantacies about him though, when we see him with a mother that looks like us (LOL) – I think not!
I can truly say I don’t want his mother alive!!!!!! Please, please let it be someone else!
Prison Break was an awesome show the first season, Micheal was hot, so was Lincoln, and Dominic Purcell is an Aussie, right? but I wanted to feed Micheal a sandwich too.
Yes, every season I decided not to watch but it just drew me in back again and I saw them all. When their mother came back from the dead she was so totally evil and I don’t want that to happen to McG!!
Do we know when the “reveal” of Shell Burn will be? Is it going to happen in the finale?
Apparently @plenkov said/tweeted a while back that it will happen in 2:14!
So. Holy sheet.
Next Monday is Fun Day?!
Next week 2.14 we will find out who Shell Burn is.
Let the drum circle begin!
I’m scared. Somebody hold me.
**HUGSIES** One armed hugsie, one arm drumming and/or kukarachaching.
Even episodes have never let me down. EVER. I don’t expect this one to. Also, I have stayed clear the Shellburn theorizing so I am anticipating being pleasantly surprised at who it’s revealed to be.
Though if the Mom is indeed not dead and she’s abandoned her children for all these years, I will be on the first flight to LA to kick PLenkov’s @ss. Please start raising bail money now.
“Even episodes” HA!! I meant EVENT episodes. Though, even my subconscious was saying even #’s are the best. Truth.
To be honest, I don’t care anymore ‘who’ Shelly is, I just want to know! Well, ok, I would care if it was the birther of the FOY, and I will meet Ess in LA to shove donuts down @PLENKOV’s jocks.
“shove donuts down @PLENKOV’s jocks” – just like the bikini girls in Moonlight!! DYING….dead….gone… LOL
ESS, I’am with you on that one!!!!!! Will emty my bank account for you!
Ok!!
BOOM
BOOM
BANG
PONG
BANG
LONG
BIG
DONG
best drums http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cma0uziW8DE
(pause)
BANG
BANG
PONG
Can Matthew McConnaughey join our drum circle? Since he plays bongos in the nude and all?
Ba dum bum
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Spoiler alert for people that haven’t seen Moonlight 15.
Don’t know if anybody else have mentioned this before but if Joe is McG’s father, it will be so much like Moonlight Epi 15 (What’s left behind Behind), when Mick thought he fathered his best friends child – and I still think it actually was his child!
I’m pretty sure the super sniffer would have know if that was his child…its like the ultimate paterturnity test…Mick walks up…sniffs…nostrils flare…eyes close…eyes open…nope not my spawn!
DYING!!!!!!!!!!
But he said that is blood and DNA changed when he was turned and he can no detect it!
Spoiler alert please!!
But I did give a spoiler alert at the beginning of the conversation.
It won’t show up in future email replies.
Can’t reply at your post about the email, so i’ll try here.
Sorry ESS, just for future reverence, must I type spoiler alert in all the follow up convo two? A bit new at this and don’t want to ruin anybody’s fun.
Don’t know if you saw my post at the bottom of Page 6 of Season 1:1 (Pilot episode) Think it might interest you and would like to hear your comment on it. (tryingtttokeeptrackaboueverybody’iiiiiii)interestsi)andrrhope I
(sorry about the jibber at the end there, my computer started to act funny and i couldn’t type anymore, so I just posted it)
Hey love — yes, it’s probably best to type SPOILER on a per comment basis, since 90% of the time, none of us know to what in the sh/t we’re responding (it’s part of FUCUP charm!).
Another thing, direct site Qs my way. This way, I am the one who answers and the responsibility of the answers rests with me. So you take it up with me, and that avoids potentially splatered FUCUPs at the hands of other well-meaning FUCUPs
Thank you for asking!
xxo
It would be helpful. <3 thanks! <3 PS…we all forget sometimes.
Because if someone is reading replies in emails, they won't know what it's about until they actually read it and then it's too late…
I don't remember your comment on the pilot but I read alot of emails at once. I'll go find it…
cookarachas!! BAH!!!! Thanks M, I needed that laugh! so you will be handing out cockaroaches?…hehe I said c.ck.
Heh!! You said c.ck!!
I shall, I shall, should it come to that
I was all amped up for some crazy sh/t promo for 2.14, but it was pretty underwhelming, which makes me even more nervous. Might need to peruse my favorite liquor superstore for that alcoholic whipped cream.
Spurschick: Oh please pick up seveal canisters for me. McMo
Wouldn’t it be CRAZY IRONIC if the best part of the episode turns out to be *GASP* Rachel’s Baby’s Birth?!?!?! The Danno B-Plot! Maybe the baby is Shelburne!! How is that possible you ask?!!? Maybe Rachel’s baby is a time lord!!!
well then I hope he is Peter Davison’s incarnation…because I had a crush on him in the 80s and have a signed autograph by him.
Right. And instead of wearing celery on his lapel, he will wear some sugar cane, having been born in Hawaii & all.
The baby is Shelburne. Priceless. I forgot that Danny is going to have his hands full of Rach Hell’s vajj next week. I’m hoping it comes out with a swingin’ Pdour.
May need more liquored whipped cream. This ep is sounding like a two-canner.
if that happens…will laugh and point and say I knew it…then will fill up the serious pages
Get the chocolate AND the peppermint. Administer directly, alternating flavors.
“a swinging p’dour” LOL!
Or, if it is StepStans, it will be a baby Herman Munster. Neck bolts and all.
So Shelbournes kind of like John Connor?
Who sent his dad back in time where he hooked up with Sarah Connor, thus creating John Connor who later sent Kyle Rhys back in time.
Time travel movies are so confusing, I love them. Terminator is my all time favourite movie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark
Well, you learn something new every day. That does not mean at all what I think it means.
Oh now I’m curious! what did you think it meant?
Honestly, nothing interesting. I thought it was sort of interchangeable with ‘fkd the dog’, but with a stupidity aspect, you know, as in ‘everything ticking along nicely, and then out of nowhere, massive career-ruining f-up that makes everyone point at you and laugh because you’re an idiot’. I vaguely though it meant ‘attack a shark’, which is one meaning of the word over here, but not sure if it is the same over there. (Attacking a shark would obvi be a really fkn stupid thing to do, unless you were McG, in which case I guess it would be business as per uge.)
I had No.Idea. that it referred to someone literally jumping over a shark! And more to the point, THE FONZ jumping over a shark! What on God’s green Earth were they smoking at THAT script meeting?
Well you weren’t wrong about it being a turning point from Quality Show to Quite The Opposite (I do honestly personally think that no matter what happens on Monday, it is Too Early On for H50 to have truly Jumped The Shark). And whatever they were smoking, well, it was the 1970s, I guess, it must have been good.