Weston is Homeland Security, and she has been brought in by The Governor to work with McG + The 5-0s. As a sign of superior masculinity, McG tries to whump The FOY onto the Governor’s desk. The Governor will have none of this, and so drives out in a forklift and removes The FOY, while driving home the point that he wasn’t kidding about accountability, y’all. Remember when McG last week released the goon with the poorly styled bangs, as lure for Woah Fat so that they could find him?
Apparently, this isn’t good times fun times for the Governor who, when he reminds McG of his hijinks and shenanigans, Weston’s expressions are all WTF? OMG! NO WAY! ROGUE! but very subtle-like. In releasing the goon, McPanty Destroyer broke the trust of the Governor, and now must face the consequences. DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Like that time I thought I could walk beneath the hanging pipe without ducking and was wrong. Because I forgot that I was wearing my high heels and instead rammed at high velocity my head into the pipe and ricochet back nearly three feet.
Please let the record show that I hope Weston gets to straddle The FOY, as I believe that humanity is best served when we want for our sisters what we want for ourselves. LAUREN!! CALL ME!!
After some rumblings and a mention of the word “babysitting” by Weston, to which McG’s expression challenges “yes, but will you breast feed me?” the Governor very calmly shuts these two down and makes it clear that he ain’t askin’ nobody for nothin’. B.tches gonna do what he say.
McG, I just called you a b.tch; please punish me.
Finally! McG has found the vibrate option on his phone. (No euphemism here, dear reader.) He receives a call and as per uge, answers with “McGarret.” Neither hello no wasssssss upppppppp?
McPanty Destroyer says he has to take The FOY and leave, because there’s been a kidnapping. Not surprisingly, he and The Governor neither fist bump nor hugsies goodbye.
The Governor tells Weston to move her a.s and go with McG because she is now a part of The 5-0s.
Outside, there is some small banter between McG and Weston, with Weston coming out on top. (You’re welcome.)
When McG tells her he’ll drive, she says she’ll follow because I will have a better view of your bottom in this way, Alex. McG’s going to have some driving problems this season, kittens. First, Max can’t be a passenger, and now Weston isn’t interested in getting into the same car as McG
because she might be a lesbian. TBD!
At the scene of the kidnapping, McG is wearing the sh.t out of this suit and thinks he’s on some sort of runway with his strut. Re the suit, I had not noticed just how much of the sh.t he is wearing out of it until now. They really must have more wide shots on this man. Or maybe I mean long? Dunno…leave that to the magicians of the camera men. Daniel BFFs like Janey and I, by telling McG he is all kinds of gorge and calling him GQ. He’s also really excited that they texted this morning to colour-coordinate.
Where McG introduces Weston in a not so gracious manner, Daniel is all sparkles and rainbows as he genuinely greets and welcomes her to the team. Remember last time this happened? It was Agent Special K, currently being s.xed by Woah Fat and then chauffeuring his Thunderbirds self around, because he is a puppet, and puppets can’t drive, silly.