At the University of Hawaii we have another sports-themed-Hawaii-50 beginning. At game point, the greens win and are going to the regionals. Not Coach Eric Taylor (I Love You!) is in green and clearly, he spends 27 hours a day in the gym working on his arms. A photo of the winning team is snapped and we are suddenly staring at Not Coach Eric Taylor’s iPad as he plans game strategies. He is clenching his strong jaw and maybe even his bottom cheeks. Additionally, he is seated in the dark because that’s what creepy people do.
Hearing a noise, he makes his way through the locker rooms and is greeted by a gaggle of girls still wearing their uniforms as they pour the ceremonial Gatorade over his finely chiseled head. None of these b.tches showered or changed.
Soft genteel music is playing and girls are wearing ribbons in their hair (just like a My Little Pony) and Not Coach Eric Taylor tells them he’s really proud of them
and please call me when you’re of age and the girls cuddle one another.
Not Coach Eric Taylor is showering, and he is of hairless chest. Why do you keep doing this to me, Show?
As he is Chippendaling it in the shower, he hears a noise, grabs for a towel and goes out thinking it’s his volleyball team again. Only it’s not; it’s a pair of gloved hands carrying a knife, and before blood is spilt, we cut to…
Hawaii 5-0 tuning.
Kamekona is serving shrimp and eyeing a woman with his eyebrows. Let’s here pause and pay homage to the wonderful eyes.xing as performed by McG…and then compare it to this. It’s like his eyebrows are trying to run off his face, and he doesn’t really know what to do with them. God, he is adorable. Failing with the eyebrows, he notices that the woman is in fact eyeing CHIN! CHIN! CHIN!, and it is with him that she wishes to marticulate on the beach.
She is CHIN! CHIN! CHIN!’s date. At a shrimp stand! Awesome.
Kamekona is telling CHIN! CHIN! CHIN! that he hopes he didn’t find her on-line, because there’s lots of crazies out there, and I couldn’t agree more. I was on-line for a while and this world is full of super freaks, my favourite one USED TO SEND ME ALL CAPS MESSAGES BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS ROMANCE LIKE A LITTLE YELLING.
Oh! It’s CHIN! CHIN! CHIN!’s ex-fiance, who will undoubtedly be a.smashed by Kono in a future episode. Apparently, these two have been out on other dates; he pretends he’s Tom Cruise and she Kelly McGillis on the highway to the danger zone.
By the way. Of course CHIN! CHIN! CHIN! is with a non-Caucasian. There is no cross-over in Show. All of them date within their own ethnicity.
CHIN! CHIN! CHIN! tells EX that he’s worried about Kono and her terrible outfits of late. She asks him if he’s shared his feelings with McG and he answers “I mean, of course not. Have you seen what happens when McG stares emotion in the face? If he’s not humping it from the camera down, he’s running away from it to wet his pants off-camera or to a.smash (*sigh*) someone from the Axis of Hawaii 5-0 Evil.”
I believe here that EX is just fishing for information about McG, because she too wants to see him pantsless.