Movember comes home and Charlie’s Angels point their guns at him, demanding to know where Yang was. No one cares about Monica anymore! So sad.
Movember says that Yang “is in the process of learning what it feels like to be helpless.” Suddenly, we are watching Seven. Awesome.
When Daniel asks WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Movember offers how Dr Yang promised he’d cure Movember if he took his illegal drugs.
Daniel is still WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEANAGAIN? when Smoothaise comes to the rescue and fills in the blanks: When Monica found out about Dr Yang’s black market ways, Movember killed her to keep Dr Yang in business so that he could be cured.
Oh my God, Smoothaise just grabbed Movember and his hand is HUGE around Movember’s face.
Oh, Smoothaise, you are amazing. So amazing. Such a talent — why have you not been on my telly more often? This moment was electric.
Movember has a little remorse for his killing of Monica, and McG taps into this remorse and asks him to tell them where Yang is being held.
Movember takes them on a trek through somewhere filled with foliage, until they find a big pod, the key to which Movember chucked because (this is so funny! And so brilliant!)…because he wasn’t planning on opening it up again.
Honestly, I am laughing so hard, because it’s so true and I am fkd in the head to find such things funny.
Because there is no key, McG shoots the lock and looks away, but does not protect The FOY. In this moment, I am panic stricken. Why isn’t anyone protecting The FOY? 
McG enters the pod to find a still living Dr Yang, who is being injected with chemo. HOLEE EWWWWW. We are soooo watching Seven. I love this sick twist.
Oh look at this! Smoothaise wants to vigilante and execute Movember. Only, I really wish he wouldn’t, and would instead go have a ham and cheese sandwich deep-fried, as he clearly likes ‘em.
McG comes to the rescue and tells Movember that he ain’t gettin’ off that easy. Movember looks to his left and I think this is because one of the camera men did something funny.
At H50 HQ, McG is wearing his pants and asking about the puppy. As anticipated, Daniel gave the puppy to Monkey.
Smoothaise comes in with WhyIs-LoH, to show the 5-0s that Monica received a piece of paper posthumously. Smoothaise wants the 5-0s to have it, and he looks like he’s going t cry. Maybe he’s hungry? So sad.
McG goes into one of the rooms — which room, Know-It-Alls? — removes one plaque and hangs this piece of paper instead.
He does not remove his pants.
THE END!
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The FOY has it’s own bullet proof vest or so I like to think and will always be safe.
Bullets would bounce off the Foy, it is so hard. You’re welcome.
*dying*
But true.
I also thought it funny that he did not warn the others to take cover, or turn their heads – because – bullets can ricochet all over the place, No?
“McG comes to the rescue tells Movember that he ain’t gettin’ off that easy. ” – I can’t believe McG didn’t let him shoot him. In fact, I can’t believe McG didn’t at least give him a flesh wound himself. McG is getting soft ya’ll. (Not the FOY though)
I don’t think that anyone “gets off easy” with McG.
At least I hope not… #notinmydreamsanyway
It’s a long, hard process.
The ending twist was pretty cool.
I’d like to give a shout out to Movember (Uncle Rico…Napolean Dynamite) He played this freak to perfection.
Love Napolean Dynamite.
Because I am mentally 12
“I like your sleeves,” and also, Vote for Pedro!
I knew I recognized that actor! Of course – Uncle Rico! Awesome.
Yes, McG is wearing his pants at HQ. But they are JEANS with an open neck shirt and a wee glimpse of chest hair! Plus, when he is talking to Danno about the dog, he plants his bum on the majik computer table again. More IPads coming??
I don’t know what room he goes into, I expect it’s his office. But usually the glass doors to the offices open in. He pulled that door open. What’s with that?
And when he stopped strightening the plaque on the wall, I had the distinct impression it still wasn’t straight. Funny.
The best thing about the Sardonic group is that somebody always catches the details. Different folks spot different things. But I love it because I can then rewatch and look for all those things I missed. This epi I saw Steve try to realign his body when he crawled out of the car, but I missed the gun/pants adjustment at HQ. As reported, it was subtle but sexy! Thanks, all.
“he plants his bum on the majik computer table again” – I swear that b*tch gets more action than anyone! I want to be the majik table.
I am now laughing, picturing Ess on all fours, pretending to be majick table in the next episode of H50. *dying*
Think it would work??
Absolutely. The hard part would be jumping up to tape pictures to the hanging monitors whenever they swipe their hands over your a.s to “throw” something up on the screens. You can do it.
Mmmm.. just pictured McG swiping his hand over my a$$. *I need to lie down*
You’re welcome.
Bahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhaha. What a wonderous thought & image I have in my head of Ess prenteding to be the majick table. I actually have tears in my eyes soooooooo funny! Also I wonder where they would put memory sticks etc!!!
even I had a moment where I said- OH, McG, you look like a handsome Devil, when he was in his open shirt and jeans, but it didn’t last when Danno said he gave doggie to Monkey and was best dad in HI again.
Sweet, someone else noticed the jeans. I admit, at first I noticed the shirt and there was an asdfhjkjhgfdsfg moment and THEN there were the jeans and there was dead silence because my brain had left it’s home and said well you clearly don’t intend to use me any more so what the frak am I doing here?
Also, M, I feel you have not aasdfghjhsdfghj in a while and since you taught me this “word” I think you need to ajhssdfghjgfdsdfghj at some point, shall I find you a pic of Tim Riggins or Coach Taylor???
No no!
The bhfgdjeochfhruskbfraaaaaaaak!! is in response to me being grossed the fk out — surely the writers shall indulge me soon
Wait..what are you grossed out about?
Wait so Ess and I have been using sxdcfvbgvdsd incorrectly all this time? Sheesh, but it’s so useful to explain that some times when I see McG all the letters and words and stuff get mixed up in my brain and dfsdfghjgfg comes out.
Yes, sadly — you had it a/s backwards. Imagine that! Aussies, a/s backwards.
And Jayne? She never even knew it existed. Because she can’t reach to see her screen.
Oh well, like some words in the English language, they change meaning over time and sdfghgfdsdfg is just one of those words.
Yes we have changed the meaning. sometimes I cannot be expected to spell properly and form words.
It’s all Alex’s fault.
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*jumping up to touch keys one at a time*
I thought perhaps we could send this bumper sticker to the H50 people as a hint: http://www.cafepress.com/+im_not_wearing_any_pants_sticker_bumper,38855276
Better yet, one of us could put it onto McG’s truck.
Then the restraining orders might appear for reals.
I’ll get a disguise for you too Miz. They will never recognize us. #FUCUPfugitives
I have changed my gravatar pic to one of me in my disguise. We will never be caught!
Kimmer you fkn RULE!! the gravatar is EPIC! I totally didn’t know that was you..
Right? Totally unrecognizable. They’ll never catch me!
And with your long red hair and black handlebar mustache you will blend right in.
But of course. Ninja-like!
I think you could easily pass as a construction worker. Specifically, tile.
It will be a big job. Your mousachio’d, brunette friend from the south should help.
Maybe one of the Mario Brothers but much prettier (the tall thin one)
And here I was thinking you were getting into Movember.
Cool! I could totally rock that mustache. (And I don’t mean anything pervy by that. Really.)
there is lots of talk about what the dog’s name will be – and people are suggesting Jersey. in a v v sardonic way, had to remind that said doggie had a mama and I am sure she gave dog a name. one cannot just go around changing dog’s names. just sayin….
But the Mama is dead and therefore cannot tell us the dogs name and honestly probably doesn’t care at this point.
that’s just sad
I posted this on H50Undercover naming contest:
Though I do like the comedy that could come from Gracie deciding to name the dog Steve after Uncle Steve.
Kono- “hey Danny, what’s up?”
Danny- “Steve has fleas”
Chin- “He what….?”
Danny- “fleas…Rachel is flipping out, because the stuff he has to use isn’t good for the baby and he keeps getting it on her when he rubs up against her”
Lori- “wait, what? Steve is rubbing up against your ex?”
At that moment, Steve walks in and all eyes turn to him……
I agree with you! You can’t change the dog’s name! The dog had a collar, so had a name… and with it’s adorable gray muzzle it’s not a young dog. Can’t change the name.
ps- when walking thru jungle and came to storage unit out in nowhere land, wondered if it was left over from LOST. aslo, I think someone said baddie was Ben’s dada in LOST.
I thought the same thing. I also wondered how the fck that big trailer got in the woods to begin with – another fall from a passing plane? Do I need to bring a hardhat to wear in HI?
I will stand under the FOY. All the protection I need.
You standing under the FOY would be protection for you but what will protect the FOY from you. Under the FOY may all your dreams COME true.
Careful, else you shall be hit in your head by a dangling FUCUP.
is anyone wondering why the H50 crew would want someone else’s commendation plaque? why not give it to her family member? especially since she is dead? it does not have their name on it – it would have no place there, or did I miss something?
Maybe her only family was the dog. Which Danny stole. Which then it kind of makes sense (in teevee show logic) to give the Award to the 5-0s!
Maybe an extra award, just to show his thanks for solving the murder and I so think he may have been closer to her that just co-workers.
He was trying to get in good with the FOY too. Can’t blame him.
For reals.
Sooo in tv logic America stole a hot Aussie from the public servant capital (Canberra) where is Canberra’s replacement hot American? Canberra totes needs some hot American’s.
Dear Canberra,
Does it offend you I have visited Washington D.C., the American public servant capital 3 times and you only once?
Cheerio
Infant.
Infant, I support your recon trips to the USA for hot Americans. Please find some to steal back but leave us with AOL, Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman, Thor, and I’m sure some other hottie I’m forgetting. You can have like, Ryan Reynolds. Free of charge. I may even pay you to take him off our hands.
You can keep Russell Crowe. Did you want Liam Hemsworth as well aka Thor’s younger brother who is in a will frak with your mind film called Triangle? Sheila will take Ryan Rynolds.
We’ll also keep Ryan Gosling. Though you can have Jim Carrey.
I feel that we have been hard done by. We sent you Hugh Jackman, Thor and his brother, Alex and Ryan K and you give us Jim Carrey? I think it’s time Alex’s passport got cancelled.
Isn’t Ryan Reynolds Canadian? He may not be ours to send away. M- could you do it, please?
LOL USAer FAIL on my part. There have to be some actual US Americans I can give away and I pick a Canadian! Who can I give away?
Please send Carrot-Top
Yes, he is a Canuck — and you may have him.
It was @PLenkov’s way of giving us a nice little McG moment….
Agree it was a nice gesture – any Mcg moment is fine with me!
Great review as always pretty Maha. I thought with the last two reviews you are really back on your funny game!
What on earth did you do to that pic of yourself! Frightening!
I can’t imagine you ever being ignored even tho you are as pretty as you are! :>)
Kono and Fong are a beautiful pair. Just like the FOY has a …never mind.
Kimmer, you are hysterical! But not as hysterical as Maha or as pretty. sorry.
;>)
Hawaii! It is this amazing software, just discovered on my mac. I can no longer take a normal photo because these distorted ones make me laugh far too hard!
hawaiiobsessed want to ditto you love the recap – disturbed yet amused by the pic – Kimmer and Ess and you’all seem to post anything I could possibly think to add – so funny but I cannot devote the time and high level thinking to keep up with you all. Love your conversations and pretteeee M for doing it and can’t believe another epi is on tonight and just today got around to this one- too exhausting how do you do it?
My mobile phone never leaves my hands.
I also consider it my treat to myself for being an adult and doing all the icky adult stuff I have to do every day.
CVC It’s much easier now that I have one of these smart phone thingo’s and can read the email notifications at work on breaks. It’s easier if you leave it for a week (so how I used to be a week behind) because then you’re just really reading the comments and don’t get to participate as much…on the other hand, that’s not as fun some times.
CVCs comments can be like leap years, they only happen once every so often, but in my part of the world, they mean an extra day of summer, and as such are welcomed with smiles and hugs and care bears. #AwkwardChickFlickMoment
Thanks much Infant! I think *hugsies* are in order and rainbows sent your way. Love the leap year analogy – feels like I am old news glad it does not seem that way to you. Next phone will be smarter than my current one which is totally stupid but makes calls so does function – must spend money to keep up with Sardonic #AwkwardChickFlickMomentRightBackatYa
Mr. ICE’s hand looked big in the jungle scene, but at HQ when he thanks the team and shakes hands with McG it looked like his hand couldn’t even completely wrap around Steve’s hand. Just an observation. Camera angle maybe?
Nope, I just think Steve’s hand is bigger as is all things Steve. FEET & FOY, just saying!
McG needs big hands, else how shall he wrap them around his The FOY?
We could go to Hawaii and each take turns holding the FOY so he can concentrate on other things. We would be like Fort Knox and protect at all cost. Would gladly throw myself on the FOY to protect it but line has to form behind you M. Hey, I just realized you are like M from James Bond the Pretty Lady in charge.
Hhaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Turns holding The FOY. So brill.
Maha … EPIC recap !
Thank you for this !
Hi Stalker (with an “!”)!
Thank you!
Hi !! ::waving :::
Me thinks some of my comments are still waiting in moderation ?
Why do you always seem to be on a timeout? #ReleaseStalkersComments
They were all in Spam box for some reason.
Poor StalkerWh0re.
LoHo not a female McG. KONO the female McG. True story.
Word. To infinity.
Yes M, fav recap so far.
Glad I cheated.
Wonderful!
Honest — the less funny I find a recap, the more you FUCUPs appreciate it. So weird.
MAHA: Hysterical recap. Loved it all. Thanks for all the laughs as per usual. (BTW, do you know how to get cereal out of a keyboard?) Sending Hugsies your way……Grandmama McMo
Love you, McMo, and thank you!
Re cereal: Maybe ask Kimmer. She does Thai food, and I imagine it is same.
KIMMER: Nevermind. I now know your “undercover.” Yep, good one. I’d never recognized ya. McMo
Somewhere on this site – but I cannot find it – is a reference to a Navy shower I swear! And they opened the show last night with talk of Navy showers – if that had not been filmed ahead of these posts I would think the writers are taking their ideas right from these pages. Which also is why McG sleeps shirtless and is now wearing the awesome BLUE shirt! blue shirt lovers unite! and FUCUP’s who want to shower with McG Navy or otherwise unite – or at least line up …behind me…
If that is the case lets hope for FOY Freedom Day!
sorry- I am waiting on the couch with Danno to take our too long shower
What did someone say on twitter last night? The too long shower is a “hollywood shower”. Personally, I’ll take any shower McG wants to take with me.