Yo. We are the North Shore in O’Ahu watching people generate a lot of noise pollution as they vroom in and out of waves until a dead woman runs her little jet engine plane into them. I can’t tell you whose dead and whose not because the credits just rolled to the left.
While Hawaii 5-0 rocked to the right.
McG looks like he’s dressed for a sock-hop as he approaches what are surely Daniel’s current digs. Rather than knocking, he sleuth’s his way into the joint, to pay Daniel back for all of the times he walked into McG Cassa also without knocking.
Daniel is geek-watching some weird thing on television, and McG is lamely attempting to sneak in and yell BOO? Because Daniel has eyes, he sees The FOY coming and tells McG that he is lame.
My panties just made a run for my note cards. They are penciling in my address, and trying to mail the note card to McG, hoping he’ll sluethe his way into my place v v soon. Also, they are panting and sighing because it’s a long jog from here to my note cards.
McG helps himself to the couch and it looks like these two are on a date. Clearly, McG is the top, because he is dwarfing Daniel and his Pompadour. Slashies just squirted all over their tellys and are now napping.
Turns out that Daniel is watching something called “Enemy Mind,” which McG says is “awesome.” Surely then, in EM, they blow people up and torture others?
Hilariously, he calls Daniel’s place a “little, badly decorated time machine.” Daniel pauses the thing on telly and scolds McG as though he is Monkey. Daniel believes that whatever it is he is watching is some kind of cinematic masterpiece and if McG wants to hang, then he’s going to have to stfu. Basically.
SUDDENLY! McG is all “that’s disgusting” when something gives birth to something else. Wait. Why is he reacting like he’s never seen this before if he thinks this film is awesome? Does McG have weird short-term memory loss or something?
No matter, because Daniel is watching the birth as though Rach Hell just blew out Monkey. When McG notices Daniel’s reaction, he mocks him by saying look at me. I am a handsome devil masculine manly man with thighs of steel. How is it that my BFFITWWW is an emo?
Turns out that the SEAL said EWWWWW because the thing which gave birth is a dude. I wonder: did he poop it out? No body really cares, because Daniel — the dude who just last week was walking all over another culture’s sacred ground — just called both McG and I “culturalists.” Heh. Even better, he mumbled “animal” when McG answered the phone.
The phone which — on H50 — always signals the cutting to another scene.