Yo. We are the North Shore in O’Ahu watching people generate a lot of noise pollution as they vroom in and out of waves until a dead woman runs her little jet engine plane into them. I can’t tell you whose dead and whose not because the credits just rolled to the left.
While Hawaii 5-0 rocked to the right.
McG looks like he’s dressed for a sock-hop as he approaches what are surely Daniel’s current digs. Rather than knocking, he sleuth’s his way into the joint, to pay Daniel back for all of the times he walked into McG Cassa also without knocking.
Daniel is geek-watching some weird thing on television, and McG is lamely attempting to sneak in and yell BOO? Because Daniel has eyes, he sees The FOY coming and tells McG that he is lame.
My panties just made a run for my note cards. They are penciling in my address, and trying to mail the note card to McG, hoping he’ll sluethe his way into my place v v soon. Also, they are panting and sighing because it’s a long jog from here to my note cards.
McG helps himself to the couch and it looks like these two are on a date. Clearly, McG is the top, because he is dwarfing Daniel and his Pompadour. Slashies just squirted all over their tellys and are now napping.
Turns out that Daniel is watching something called “Enemy Mind,” which McG says is “awesome.” Surely then, in EM, they blow people up and torture others?
Hilariously, he calls Daniel’s place a “little, badly decorated time machine.” Daniel pauses the thing on telly and scolds McG as though he is Monkey. Daniel believes that whatever it is he is watching is some kind of cinematic masterpiece and if McG wants to hang, then he’s going to have to stfu. Basically.
SUDDENLY! McG is all “that’s disgusting” when something gives birth to something else. Wait. Why is he reacting like he’s never seen this before if he thinks this film is awesome? Does McG have weird short-term memory loss or something?
No matter, because Daniel is watching the birth as though Rach Hell just blew out Monkey. When McG notices Daniel’s reaction, he mocks him by saying look at me. I am a handsome devil masculine manly man with thighs of steel. How is it that my BFFITWWW is an emo?
Turns out that the SEAL said EWWWWW because the thing which gave birth is a dude. I wonder: did he poop it out? No body really cares, because Daniel — the dude who just last week was walking all over another culture’s sacred ground — just called both McG and I “culturalists.” Heh. Even better, he mumbled “animal” when McG answered the phone.
The phone which — on H50 — always signals the cutting to another scene.
I think McG was thinking how it would hurt if a guy gave birth. I will vol. to impregnate McG so he can see how it feels. M you are so pretty
Yea, WJ — you always are willing to volunteer for the “hard” stuff!
Where’d my earlier comment go??? Is it floating around in cyber space?
I laughed a little a little at this scene as it reminded me of the H$LL (AKA The Backup Plan) and “Stan’s” face at the docotors office. (The ONLY saving grace to this movie was the FOY!
C’mon Lele, the tractor scene wasn’t a total loss.
All Stan’s scenes were the saving grace of this movie. He was all at once hilarious and charming. JLo was mildly entertaining. The main problem of this movie is that it was a Rom Com to begin with.
Stan at the doctors office. Best.scene.evah!
Lele – exactly – this was very BUP-like. I totally thought “Stan” during this sce ne.
Stan also made some epic faces during the scene with crazy lady birthing into the kid’s wading pool….
Hmmmm…..I’m thinking that Maha might need to consider giving us an extras page to discuss The Backup Plan, no?
P.S. Maha is PRETEEEEEEEEE.
It would be fkn epic if Maha sardonic’d the whole movie!
Does anyone think “Stan” is what AOL is like in real life? Or is that just me?
I think it would be fkn epic if M sardonic’d the whole movie!
Am I the only one who thinks “Stan” might be like AOL in real life?
I think it would be fckn epic if M sardonic’d the whole movie!
Am I the only one who thinks “Stan” might be like AOL in real life?
I think that there is a lot of AOL in the Stan character also. Probably the most of any other character he has played. I thought Stan was great, Alex was the only good thing in the movie (like I needed to say that)
Made you ya own page at which you may discuss STAN!! Look to your left side of screen
Thank you, Gorgeous!
Altho I still maintain that you could do an amazingly and v v funny sardonic of the whole thing. Maybe the next time H50 is on hiatus.
Remind me, and I just might, if I have the time
Really? Awesome!
It all makes sense now, why we have BUP page. Love it.
I think the movie is “Enemy Mine” and I agree with Daniel, awesome movie.
I actually liked this movie back in the day too. But I was also 12 and a GIRL!! (and didn’t need a tissue)
I have never seen nor heard of this movie…it is however, the name of a Stargate SG-1 episode.
LOL, Not McG immediately knew what movie they were watching too – I have never even heard of it. Lou Gossett Jr, p00ping out a baby alien. I wonder if it won an Oscar???
Absolutely not.
Enemy Mine was on cable last week and I DVR’d it, decided to watch it today, because I have a wicked hangover. Cheesiest. Movie. Ever.
Only reason I continued watching was to see the birth scene and then after that I was just to frakkin lazy to turn something else on……Little baby alien was kinda cute though.
I referenced Enemy Mine at work and now people are under the false impression I have seen said movie. My work is weird, knowning about Enemy Mind made me cooler.
McNerd: The movie is “Enemy Mine” and Danno thought it was a masterpiece; McG’s sardonic (!) response was, “Awesome! This is like being in a time machine. A small, badly-decorated time machine.”
McNerd2: I think Danno called McG a “cultureless” — “shh” — “animal”
This was one of the best scenes between McG and Danno evah!
I loved loved LOVED this scene. Thank you for all the clarica & McNerding. Saved me from having to do it.
McG can sardonic with the best of them. If I didn’t think it would create some sort of rip in the fabric of the space time continuum, I would nominate him an honorary FUCUP.
I totally believe Alex visits this site…and wets his pants laughing. (and takes names for restraining orders)
He is an honorary FUCUP.
Hiiiiiiiii Alex
ESS: Let them try to keep from laughing when filling out a restraining order for Princess Buttercup! LOL
The HPD will laugh in his face and rip it up. HA! My plan is working…
We shall have to stalk incognito. I will get us some wigs and moustaches.
And I just read moustaches in my head with an aussie accent. It was glorious.
Hahahhaaahahha!!!!
Indeed= Louis Gossett Jr and Dennis Quiad play enemies who find themselves stranded on a planet together and have to learn to work together and communicate only to form and deep and lasting friendship- aka McG and Danno. When LGJ’s character gives birth, it reminded Danno of when Monkey was born, but also may have touched on fact that he thought he was going to be a dada again. Also, made all those McDanno shippers out there who right about male pregnancy, where Danno gives birth to McG’s baby and visa versa, v v happy. I hearted the scene and also wish to go over to Danno’s ugly apartment and watch sci fi movies with him while I decorate it with personal touches from Target.
Lainie I love the deep connections you make here between the movie and the whole Stan’s Baby issue for Danny. He loves being a father so to have that taken away like that must have been terrible. Maybe he is just wishing he could hermaphroditically reproduce all my himself.
Then Danny could have McG’s baby. Right? Just sayin…
That’s Right I’m Just Sayin’!! little baby ninja with a p-dour hair cut who wouldn’t love that baby?
Lainie, wait someones watching sci fi movies??? Can I come??? Except can I bring my own, made after I was born sci fi movies??? Can I bring Transformers???
lol- gracie- u can watch transformers with my not danno. i am more the star wars, star trek, battlestar galactica type fan. but come u may.
We can watch Star Wars and BSG too. I can bring you old and new BSG.
Richard Hatch is hot in both of them- true.story.
I am so glad Muffit or whatever that frakking “dogs” name was, was not in the new BSG. Lainie, this means you liked the original Apollo and I liked the new one.
Is Transformers a sci-fi movie? I never thought of it as that before. Mind you s’pose the alien life forms make it sci-fi don’t they! Ignore me, I’ve worked it out on my own!
Well it has cars that turn into things and they are aliens, soooo techncially it is science fiction. I saw a model car of Bumblebee in the shops yesterday. Sheila told me not to buy it….maybe it’ll end up under my Christmas tree????
“Daniel is watching the birth as though RachHell just blew out Monkey” Good one M. I loved it when D called McG “anmal.” Actually, I really liked this whole scene & they did look like they were on a date. McMo
McMo, this scene was AWESOME! And I’ve watched the epi 3 times!!
This episode was fantastic! I am still trying to figure out what bit I liked best. I’ll sort it out when I rewatch on Wednesday with Sheila, which by the way, my Suprised – didn’t see that one coming face – has been perfected owing to how much cheating I’ve done this season…already.
We like it when you cheat.
dont worry I won’t tell Sheila.
I too wondered why he “Ewwed” when he said the movie was awesome.
Also, I loved when he *shushed* Danno. That’s like the 3rd time this season. Chin, Joe (by facial expression) and now McG.
The slashies are still passed out in a post coital glow. I have to admit, sometimes they aren’t that far off. LOL!!
I just went through all the screencaps of S1 and 2 so far and sometimes Alex looks like a giant! Like the FOY. #hot.hot.hot
I got the impression that he was being sardonic (!!) when he said “awesome” and that, like we all would – wanted some bonding time to rag on the lameness of the movie with his BFFITWWW, only to find Danno almost in tears. I laughed my a.s off during this scene, and it even got a chuckle from Not McG (the non-H50 watcher)
sardonic indeed- remember that McG is very sensitive when it comes to Hawaiian culture, but is like 5 yr old when it come to human contact. This is where Danno exceeds. I would like to test his please and thank you human contact.
Lelegirl: I loved D & McG in this entire ep too. It’s about time the Bromance returned. McMo
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I cannot remember where I read this, but someone on the internets wrote that AOL and SC should totally review/commentate movies MST3K-style. Enemy Mine shall be their first movie.
p.s. I’m still basking in the afterglow of The Return of the Bromance. Luv these guys so v v much.
I’m ACA ACA ACA with all the above comments. Return of the Bromance indeed, the bickering, banter the “we,” comments, the arm on the back of the couch-ness….
And McG is totally Crow T Robot and Danno & his p-dour is 100% Tom Servo.
Scott would have to bring it more than he brought it in the commentary on the S1 DVD.
Great how the ended the last episode with Steve running after Danny and now he finally caught up with him at his “crib?”. Love these two together. But somehow they always seem to be bickering
Will they never be allowed to have fun together, enjoying the same “treats”….
Btw, where the hell is Danny living, no windows at all and those concrete walls looked like crap, eeewwww??!!!
I live in a small apartment, and the only room with no windows is the sauna (which I´m currently heating to 80C for a good sweat).
Your apartment has a sauna? SCORE one of Paula!
^Should read : SCORE one for Paula, obvi.
It´s quite common to have a sauna here, even in apartments. Most people go to sauna twice a week, Saturdays and Wednesdays. I break the “rules”
A lot of babies are “started” on the benches there, u know 
being naked and sweating and relaxing seem to lead to s.xting…
It’s common to have your own sauna in your apartment? I’m relocating.
IMO the only thing better than this scene between McG and Danno is pretty M’s recap of it.
Dying here and I’ve only read the first page. Itsgonnabealongnightofgigglingandsnorting
Also loved loved loved this …. ‘Daniel is watching the birth as though Rach Hell just blew out Monkey’
“How is it that my BFFITWWW is an emo?”
M said emo! So we can conclude McG is not adverse to emos. This makes emo me happy….which might make me unemo now….oh vey!
This scene in Danny’s apartment? LOVED it!
The BOYS ARE BACK!
ANDR3A / STEPHANIE – OMG! “MST with Servo, Crow & Mike” were the funniest shows ever! I’ve watched some of them dozens of times (my fav is “Space Muntiny”) & never laughed so hard, until Sardonic Recaps came along that is. Most of the MST movies were hysterical although there were a few not so funny ones too. I’m not quite sold on the idea of AOL & SC giving a go at commenting, even though these two really do play comedy so well off each other. It is one heck of an interesting idea though. McMo
Upon the second viewing of this ep, I have absolutely no explanation why the chin dimple looks extra deep.
Green shirt!
That’s not an answer – by the way – just a statement….of admiration…that is all. #teamgreenshirt