Tracking data shows that Dead Pineapple Dude’s criminal bracelet has been everywhere because he has a really busy social schedule.
One of the parents arrives to see Steven, and so Steven, LoHo and Parent With Crazy Eyes enter the boardroom, or whatever this place is. WHERE IS THAT MAP? The parents had a vote and they voted that Parent With Crazy Eyes would go seek further information from McG + The 5-0s. They want to know how much their stupid children cost.
I wonder if his kid is the dumb one who was trying to write on the glass without fogging it up first.
Parent With Crazy Eyes gets upset with Steven; LoHo calms him down; he sort of has a melt down and starts telling the Caucasians some story about how his dumb kid wanted to go surfing with him, but he chose paper work over this surfing oh shut up. Just shut up. You know what I just heard? I heard: My kid’s not only stupid but needy. And now I feel guilty. And I have CRAZY EYES WHAT A TERRIBLE AND TRAGIC COMBINATION THIS ALL IS.
This is another scene, by the way, where the undertones are LoHo and McG are exactly the same. But she is feminine. And they’re having s/xing times. Anyone?
At the Prosecuting Attorney’s Office, Hiro Noshimuri is talking to a very attractive man with a very attractive set of eyebrows. I am guessing he is Noshimuri’s son. YES! Because the elevator opens, and TBG/TBM — who has been riding up and down and up and down and up and down all day just waiting for this exact moment. Thanks God there is only one elevator in the entire building — points a gun at Noshimuri and his puffy eyes (don’t have so much salt, friend) and tells him they’re going for a majic carpet ride.
ROGUE “RETIRED” + BALD SEAL!! I love it so much.
At H50 HQ, McG gets a call and starts yelling for LoHo and Daniel, because it is the second ransom call. The woman says “yeah, my coke?” and McG answers “will you take pepsi?” while Daniel ends with “badump-ump.”
McG asks for proof that the kids are still alive, and still dumb. She pulls a male passenger off the bus — about whom, one of the smarter boys says: I think my dad knows that guy — and shoots him in the leg. The screams of all dumb kids are the proof that they are still alive.
LoHo can’t trace her call because it’s too short, and because she’s bouncing the call off of four different towers. Excuses, excuses, Profiler! Please change your shirt, and thank you.
Based on Kono’s work with Criminal I Got My Shoulder Rubbed By McG, and the work done by CHINCHINCHIN, the non-Caucasians narrowed down the hiding place of the bus to an old cannery. Is that a place where they store cans? The 5-0s go and find nothing but an empty bus and a little paper left there by Teacher. The note says that the kid who recognised the man just pulled out and shot in the leg is in fact the son of Parent With Crazy Eyes.
The 5-0 put their right foot in.
They put their right foot out.
And they shake it all about.
Then McG goes away to work on Plan B, and by Plan B he means “his handsome devil masculine manly man good looks.”