Tracking data shows that Dead Pineapple Dude’s criminal bracelet has been everywhere because he has a really busy social schedule.
One of the parents arrives to see Steven, and so Steven, LoHo and Parent With Crazy Eyes enter the boardroom, or whatever this place is. WHERE IS THAT MAP? The parents had a vote and they voted that Parent With Crazy Eyes would go seek further information from McG + The 5-0s. They want to know how much their stupid children cost.
I wonder if his kid is the dumb one who was trying to write on the glass without fogging it up first.
Parent With Crazy Eyes gets upset with Steven; LoHo calms him down; he sort of has a melt down and starts telling the Caucasians some story about how his dumb kid wanted to go surfing with him, but he chose paper work over this surfing oh shut up. Just shut up. You know what I just heard? I heard: My kid’s not only stupid but needy. And now I feel guilty. And I have CRAZY EYES WHAT A TERRIBLE AND TRAGIC COMBINATION THIS ALL IS.
This is another scene, by the way, where the undertones are LoHo and McG are exactly the same. But she is feminine. And they’re having s/xing times. Anyone?
At the Prosecuting Attorney’s Office, Hiro Noshimuri is talking to a very attractive man with a very attractive set of eyebrows. I am guessing he is Noshimuri’s son. YES! Because the elevator opens, and TBG/TBM — who has been riding up and down and up and down and up and down all day just waiting for this exact moment. Thanks God there is only one elevator in the entire building — points a gun at Noshimuri and his puffy eyes (don’t have so much salt, friend) and tells him they’re going for a majic carpet ride.
ROGUE “RETIRED” + BALD SEAL!! I love it so much.
At H50 HQ, McG gets a call and starts yelling for LoHo and Daniel, because it is the second ransom call. The woman says “yeah, my coke?” and McG answers “will you take pepsi?” while Daniel ends with “badump-ump.”
McG asks for proof that the kids are still alive, and still dumb. She pulls a male passenger off the bus — about whom, one of the smarter boys says: I think my dad knows that guy — and shoots him in the leg. The screams of all dumb kids are the proof that they are still alive.
LoHo can’t trace her call because it’s too short, and because she’s bouncing the call off of four different towers. Excuses, excuses, Profiler! Please change your shirt, and thank you.
Based on Kono’s work with Criminal I Got My Shoulder Rubbed By McG, and the work done by CHINCHINCHIN, the non-Caucasians narrowed down the hiding place of the bus to an old cannery. Is that a place where they store cans? The 5-0s go and find nothing but an empty bus and a little paper left there by Teacher. The note says that the kid who recognised the man just pulled out and shot in the leg is in fact the son of Parent With Crazy Eyes.
The 5-0 put their right foot in.
They put their right foot out.
And they shake it all about.
Then McG goes away to work on Plan B, and by Plan B he means “his handsome devil masculine manly man good looks.”
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I remember very attractive son was on The Event but I don’t remember his name. Thought he was very attractive then, too, although I only made it half way through the season. Another H50 case of 90 second guest star appearance. At least they didn’t hype this one so much. I only saw one promo with him.
I am unfamiliar with Attractive Son’s past body of work but am v v interested in becoming intimately familiar with it. His introduction was a happy moment of this episode.
His name is Ian Anthony Dale. Check him out on IMDB. He’s done a lot of TV work and a few movies.
Becoming intimately familiar with his body of work — very subtle. xoxo
Thank you! I couldn’t place him, but it was the Event I saw him in.
Ian Anthony Dale is v v hot. Loved The Event. Another actually interesting show that never took off. Too many reality TV shows waiting in the wings, I guess.
I remembered him from Event, and think he looks pretty hot (yummy). Liked the show, but the aliens looked like humans—dissapointing
The dad is from General Hospital- his name is JAX.
McG and LoHo are knocking virtual boots.
Yes, because that will add SO MUCH to the storyline. Sooooo Much.
Much like Danno/Rac Hell’s flilng did.
^^in case it passed anyone by, that was 100% sarcasm. Obvi.
You are a true rock star
Not sarcastic, just sardonic…
I still don’t understand the YIs of the Danno/Rac Hell story at the end of last season. Anyone?
Because Atplenkov fkd the dog on that one. No one. And I mean: no one. Knows.
Obviously everything else going on in the plot wasn’t enough drama for Danny he needed some of his own.
Another opportunity for atplenkov to make another woman look stupid & evil at the same time.
Holy Sh!t. Here I am strolling along reading comments, when I realized Steph’s little smiley above is ROLLING IT’S EYES !!,
I sweartagawd – I am NOT doing shots ! It freaked me out, but I love it !!, I want rolly eyes on my smileys too !!!
wait, now I gotta start reading all over again…
type a colon (ha ha you know dot dot…. ha ha you know, quit making dirty jokes in my head Stalker!) ok, starting over type a colon:
then no spaces type the word roll then no spaces, another colon. then this guy with the MOVING EYES appears it is cool
all y’all should check out this page so we can all have more smilies in our comments: http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
It worked!!
Excellent, young padawan!
Stephanie, I want to call you Jedi Master from now on.
Oh, so much fun to be 12 again !! Yeah ..
Thanks !!
Cutest. Ever.
Oh, thank you Steph – I can emote so much more! Yay!
I am PRO EMOTIONS!
Okay, here goes. Fingers Crossed.
Way to go Mop, you did it!
Note to Atplenkov: The dog is still being fckd and he’s not happy. Different dog, same reaction. #Sometimesdogsbite
Bumper sticker idea: Atplenkovs Do It Doggy Style
Nobody but us would get it though.
LOL! I’ll put this bumper sticker on my car and drive around in my Junk Kicker’s Puka Dog emporium t-shirt.
Do other people really matter? Just saying
Heh
NO McG/LOHO BOOT KNOCKING!!!
ACA Please no McG/LOHO BOOT KNOCKING!
I think that YLo has a crush on McG but he is not interested.
I can live with that.
+1
Then she will get mad if he rejects her because well who wouldn’t and become the little snitch the gov. hired her to be. Things could then get interesting. No McG/LOHO BOOT KNOCKING but maybe a little McG kicking LOHO to the CURBING
Maybe they took a few lessons from the Danny/Rachel guidebook on living & loving on the down low.
Check your local bookstore for Living & Loving on the Down Low by Burberry McGarrett in the self-help section. Good. Read. Trust.
LMAO!!
M- I have the map done. I will take a pic of it and send it to you to do as you wish. Unfortunately I have to do that from home….. later!
I’ve also been holding back finishing my map of Casa McG — something fun for hiatus, maybe.
Attractive Son was v v good in The Event. Hope we see more of him on H50. Can’t believe they fly these guest stars all the way to Hawaii for a few minutes of screen time.
“And they having s/xing times. Anyone?” La La La La, I can’t hear you.
If, in fact, McG/Y?Loho (yup – I’m still using the Y is?) have in fact been …. (I can’t even type it) – you shall see KIMMER have the EPIC sh.tty meltdown/poison arrow tweet/pitchfork waving/hissy fit EVER.
Because, as I recall – about 1 month ago, McG was all <3 <3 about Cath. And he has been portrayed as a loyal and honorable man.
Apparently we are not allowed to have honorable and admirable men on TV? Not interesting enough? Bah.
I would hope they were. Tv characters are all so “complex” these days having a truly upstanding man is something truly shocking & unusual.
ACA with Kimmer. I will meltdown with you. #TeamCath.
And McG is LoHo’s boss. As an honourable man, that’s a no-go.
The mere prospect of you having an epic meltdown is making me laugh (with great warmth and love).
I have convincing EPIC meltdowns, peppered with logic and common sense. They are so rare that ppl here at work sit up and take note. Of course, they don’t see me afterward, shaking and sniffling because I was “mean” to someone….
Jeez, Kimmer are you secretly me? *fist bump* Inadvertent / Accidental “Mean” Girl Solidarity.
Awwww, Red. Can you tape it next time?
We have security cameras now – so, probably.
“Apparently we are not allowed to have honorable and admirable men on TV?” <<<THIS!!!! Aside from just the pure ickiness of them being together, and even if Cath isn't his woman (she is), we have the superior/employee sitch and an honorable man, especially an honorable man in the military would take this seriously. I will join Kimmer on her EPIC tirade if they are doing the deed because the McG they let us know and love would not sink to that level of D-bagginess. But they are LLWLs and love to stir sh/t with the fans, (and some fans love to sh/t stir too) so at this point I am packing my bags and having them on stand-by.
Koalas.
I will join Ess & Kimmer in Seal Team FUCUP it will be time to kick ASS and take names.
Just the idea of this makes me v v sad…and mad. What I love about McG is his character, sometimes he goes off the reservation but he’s at heart an honorable guy. They already made Daniel a mistress for no good reason, don’t make McG a jerk. Koalas!
Ah yes, but since Danny was made out to be a mistress, apparently so must McG. Or at least we have to hint and speculate – because that’s fun. Not.
Does anyone actually believe that Y?LoHo will suddenly become a beloved character in SHOW? Am I that deluded in thinking she will not? I just don’t get it.
Accepted, perhaps. Beloved? No.
A.C.A.
For the record, I thought that the Danny/RacHell storyline was FOR SH>T too – and sardonic’d as such.
Makes me wonder if AtPLenkov is a happily married man? Not?
It’ll never happen, because the fkn losers at CBS set her up to fail.
CBS Koalas.
Agreed, so now I am left to wonder – “on purpose”?
And I find that I.just.don’t.care
So – #failCBS
#failAtPLenkov.
Back to the drawing board.
I didn’t love the LoHo character in the first episode but was willing to give her a shot. I so wanted to like her and for her to show that chicks rule and can be more than just a pretty face but this many episodes in we should not still be asking YIs? If they had turned it around pretty quickly then yes, I think she stood a chance, but I don’t see her being beloved after this much time. It’s too late.
I didn’t watch H50 from the beginning of Season 1. The tsunami show was the first one I watched and after just 1 hour I liked each of the core 4 characters and was invested in their stories. Even the other characters (Gov Desinging Women, Rach Hell, Kamekono, etc) furthered the plot or brought out something in the other characters that made them worth their screen time. It is a stark contrast to the addition of the LoHo character. Beloved? No.
The reason that I asked is twofold
#1 – For those that truly want to see McG/Lori (ew) is it just to see McG have a relationship/s.xing/face sucking w/someone/anyone? Because I think that we all agree, despite our wishes to the contrary, that that’s not gonna happen on CBS – this is not HBO. Go and read Nora Robert if that’s what you are seeking (or some really good fanfic thats out there)
#2) Removing all innuendo that SHOW has pressed upon us, is there are a need/place for her? As written? Is the character as written redeemable in our eyes? – I don’t think so – and I was willing to give this potential a chance. I just can’t reconcile it.
OK – sorry for the non-sardonicism – I have been v v annoyed at this and have tried v v hard to take an objective eye – and I can’t get there!
1. I don’t think it’ll happen, as you said this is not HBO or the CW. Alex himself has said he doesn’t think Steve should be in a relationship because with everything Steve has gone through it isn’t possible for him to be fully invested in a relationship and that in turn would never be fair to the other person. (except when Alex said it, it sounded a lot smarter than that). So from that we can conclude why so little has happened with Steve and Cath.
2. I really wanted to like Lori, I wouldn’t say I hate her or want her to disappear off the show. I’m sort of indifferent to her. I don’t really understand exactly what role she plays. They mentioned she was supposed to report to the governor, but that doesn’t happen. Perhaps because the writers realised having a spy on the team wasn’t exactly the best way to get fans to like a new character, so they removed that from the forefront of her storyline. However, what has that left us with? It’s also tough because Grace Park has appeared to have less screen time and the introduction of Lori is seen as being the cause for this. It may have been better to have her recurring rather than turning it into a team of 5.
Also I think it’s ok to be non-sardonic some times.
I feel that there´s a lot of us, that now are giving up on her caracter, to ever be valid on this show. We have been watching her in several episodes, and time after time she has failed to impress us (well those who write her caracter´s lines). This week I just want to get her off the show (not that I will sign petitions or voice my dislike on twitter…hopefully). So tired of watching her frail face attempting hardness, failing every time. And I still think she needs some lip balm, painful to watch those close-up shots (signed-lip balm addict
)
Nothing wrong with being addicted to lip balm. I buy chapstick in bulk.
If the show lasts enough seasons, I actually think it would be fantastic to see the McG character mellow and mature somewhat, and open himself up for real love in his life. But, as you smart FUCUPs have already said, McG is not ready for that right now.
And, as we’ve discussed like crazy already, CBS & team really fkd the dog on Lori. They intially described her as a female McG yet wrote her like a lame-o rookie wannabe, and she is taking time away from other characters who are much beloved.
Perhaps there will be a reason for YLo; atplenkov was able to do something with Jenna after all. But, now, we’re just watching and waiting.
Female McG indeed. The only time McG has truly gotten his butt kicked, he literally had his hands tied behind his back. Actually, above his head. Which didn’t keep him from picking up a toothpick with his suckworthy toes and freeing himself. Exactly what part of McG is she supposed to be the female version of?
Surely. SURELY the writers etc are aware enough of the feelings of the fans out there that they won’t fu*k the dog AGAIN and have Lori and Steve hook up. Surely they aren’t that dumb. I am not an anti Lori person, I haven’t signed anything to get her kicked off the show, but it still doesn’t mean I want Lori and Steve to hook up. I said it the other day. I watch this show for bromance, carguments, car chases and explosions. If I want to see people give each other longing looks across the room then have awkward scenes after it goes belly up, I’ll put on Gossip Girl.’
SHEEESH.
Also Lori. I dunno, you guys should know I was probably her strongest supporter on here but lately even Sheila and I have gone off her. Why exactly. Not sure. Just more Why Is really.
Are you no longer writing her a letter?
I am not. *gasps*
Crazy Eyes Parent bugged me – isn’t this field-trip happening on a school day? He was going to take the kid surfing instead of making him go to school? What a crappy parent.
And as for McG and LoHO, I don’t see it — I don’t think he would schtupp a co-worker. Like on The Shield ….uh oh, here comes another hot flash…
I rode on an American school bus once (there were no kids on it). We were using it to be driven from one bar to another (classy ey?). We don’t have yellow school buses here so it was pretty much the most exciting thing for us since sliced bread.
What colour are your school buses, Infant?
Whatever colour the bus company the school uses, blue, green, white, red, all different colours, none of them solid yellow.
We don’t have school buses here, buses yes, but basically it’s a case of getting yourself to school by any means necessary! You know like walking…
You English. Such slave drivers.
Walking? Is this one of those, “back in my day we used to walk to school. In the snow. Some times we had no shoes. And I had to wait for my younger brother and we walked for MILES AND MILES,” stories????
Up Hill BOTH WAYS in the snow!
No not at all one of those ‘kids today, they’ve never had it so good’ tales, we have catchment areas for primary schools (up to age 11) & so you go the the school nearest you basically, therefore it’s not really that much to moan about, I had to walk maybe a mile, which is not even worth trying to catch a bus for 1 stop.
LOL – I wonder if the school district realized what the purpose of the “rental” was! That’s a no-no, and I am laughing v v hard…..
As such I shall never reveal the location of said event.
Infant – I can only guess that either you were on the worst trip EVAH for the school bus to be the highlight, or you made that decision after hitting all the bars. hard. #noseatbelts PS Give me your address so I can send you more sliced bread.
LOL! I think it was more a novelty for us becaues it’s something we see in shows and movies all the time but never actually got to do as kids. It was HEAPS more fun after a few beers.
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