At the crime scene, CHINx3 is giving McG the low-down, and they have a witness. Then, he goes over to see his BFFITWWW Daniel, whose button down shirt may or may not be made of shiny material. Speaking with the dumba.s rookie who reached for the radio and got Married Just Short of 25 Years DEAD, he is feeling guilty, because rightfully so. McG reaches out a handsome devil manly masculine hand and rubs his shoulder to calm him. As such, I shall aspire to be a stupid h00ker who gets her partners DEAD.
At the rear (heh), Kono tells McG and Daniel that all items are present and accounted for, and so the hijackers didn’t take anything. Because this is Show, McG screams: SO IF IT WASN’T A ROBBERY, WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT IN UNDER 34 MINUTES? Running his fingers through his pompadour, Daniel responds with an equally loud: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN?! while Kono texts CHINx3 White People are so weird, y’all! and he responds with the smoke signal: Mmmm-hmmm. Sing it, sistah non-Caucasian. No one knows where in the sh.t LoHo is.
Oh! There she is. She is at the Super Duper H50 Table-Top Computer. She would like to confirm that the fingerprint found on the rear (heh!) of the delivery truck was in fact a bloodied fingerprint of Rookie Driver (*who just moments ago told McG and Daniel that he didn’t go to the rear (HA HA) because he was too busy taking care of the man he DEAD Married Just Short of 25 Years.
These geniuses figure out that Rookie Driver lied to him, and McG once more yells WHAT’S HE HIDING? to which Daniel yells back AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY HAVEN’T YOU REMOVED YOUR PANTS?
Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.
But first, please check out Westy’s #8.
At Rookie Driver’s house, I am wondering how much rookie drivers get paid, because what a lovely home it is, right? And he recycles!
OMG. DANIEL JUST SAID THE SAME THING I WROTE!! Oh, Show…at moments like these, you are so loveable.
McG pauses Daniel, and they have a cutesy little moment where Daniel is all challenging McG on his entry requirement into Rookie Driver’s place. But McG, with his handsome devil super sonic hearing heard correctly some ruckus from inside, because when he and Daniel walked into the joint, Rookie Driver was taped to a chair. Show loves taping people to chairs, y’all. Me too.
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“Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.”
I have no complaints. Did you seeeeeriously get complaints??? Hopefully not from a FUCUP!!!! That is heresy.
“But first, please check out Westy’s #8.”
Westy is a genius!! Loved that p0rn0graphical drawing. EXACTLY how I picture THE FOY in my imaginationing/lusting sessions. That drawing shows us why McG walks kinda strutty. It’s hard, er, difficult to walk, with The FOY weighing in at a whale.
No! Received no complaints — it was a pre-emptive strike
“No! Received no complaints” – that’s because none of us are lesbians. (no h8!!)
There will be no complaints. Trust.
Feel free to objectify the Handsome man who is Handsome all you want in this epi. It’s the green t-shirt’s fault.
It really makes this all the more worth while reading, objectifying the FOY. Surely no one reads for the plot since we do not even watch for the plot. I count the ways You M manage to bring up the FOY in Your recaps! Always funny
do not stop this.
Ok I haven’t commented lately but couldn’t pass this one up. I like M can think of several ways I would like to bring up the FOY. True story.
Hey there! I was wondering where you were!
Hi, been dealing with issues but I’m back now.
all ok? dm me if you need me. hugs.
Thanks, I might just do that.
I´m glad You´re back
missed You here!
#1 is a total shout out to my FOY obsessed FUCUPS. Hope u <3.
http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/post/16118001075/steve-mcgarrett-is-the-new-chuck-norris-h50-5
#4. #4, #4, #4 & #4. You just made my day.
That whole list makes me limp — never mind the picture! And ACA with Spurschick, #4 is the killer!
Friggin work IT koalas….. have to wait until I get home. #cuzTUMBLRistheDEVIL
Since Ess’ McG / chuck Norris pics are so freaken epically brilliant I totes think we should get hoodies or t-shirts made up using todays mma picture on the front and a list of the 10 best lines on the back ????
Thoughts????
Well I totes know what I want for Christmas!! A McG Real Doll
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage§ion=mrealdoll2
That looks like it should link to the H50 action figures page – optional faces for McG, Danno and Chin.
“I like M can think of several ways I would like to bring up the FOY”
Bring up? Me, too.
I did try to draw The FOY as a whale, however it ended up looking like an oversized goldfish. Then I thought about putting The FOY on a trailer to be pulled (heh) around, but that would interfere with the strut.
Hahahahahaaaa!!!
I love that you put so much thought into it…because I never have. #totallylying
Also, I agree…do not mess with the strut. It is a thing of awkward beauty.
When McG was following Joe down the alley near the antique store…I nearly died. That walk was so hot.
ACA
SO HOT!
I miss that walk…sometimes he almost walks like a regular guy, v v v v disappointing
the FOY walk is so much better.
Westy, you are even objectifying The Walk now…..help needed urgently!
Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.
I totes love you!
I’ve said it before I will continue to say it until someone tells me to shut the f.ck up…..the FOY IS SO ENORMOUS causes him to walk splay footed….he can’t find close his thighs…omg I truly am such a frelkwn pervy perv.
Yes, you are!
Poor Daniel. Stupid delivery drivers can afford a house and he cant.
ChinX3? LOL. Easier than typing CHIN CHIN CHIN??
Not so much. It’s sort of harder, so I may have to return to chinchinchin all caps!!
CHINCHINCHIN is so epic. Please return to that, Mama.
Done.
“McG reaches out a handsome devil manly masculine hand and rubs his shoulder to calm him.”- that was a shoutout to Infant and I. Yes, I’m including myself. Cuz if I don’t, no one will.
The supersonic hearing was a leftover from Moonlight. Alex had a brief moment forgetting what show he was filming.
I actually laughed out loud at your comment. Thank you!! XO
Did he sniff the air?
We couldn’t be so lucky…
If he’d have sniffed the air I would have peed. On a related note, love your nickname, Tinkler!!
Maha may have to change it to “The Most Perviest of Pervs”…because I am the most perviest of pervs…..
‘“McG reaches out a handsome devil manly masculine hand and rubs his shoulder to calm him.”- that was a shoutout to Infant and I’
Totes was. Dear @Plenkov, thanks for the shout out, I saw it and loved it.
“Alex had a brief moment forgetting what show he was filming.”
Then go back to wardrobe and put jeans on my dear fellow Aussie!
““But first, please check out Westy’s #8.” – I have not seen this! Where can I find this please?
Westy is totes a super artiste: http://h50sardonic.com/2012/01/04/2-13-8/#comment-20806
OMG….I love it. Hard.
If it was hard it would be BIGGER!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
There isn’t enough paper to capture that. Posterboard might be close but not quite.
The FOY needs a billboard. Or else a field where it is only visible from space.
Truth.
I just peed! but on a serious note…Travis barker leaked peen pics??? Does anyone care??? I want to see “leaked” pictures of the FOY, betcha its a tripod like Tommy (gack) Lee without the STD’S.
I don’t want to see Travis Barkers leaky peen. Nope.
Battering ram big, never needs to kick a door open just a nudge from said battering ram FOY should do the trick.
Who is Travis Barker?
Tommy Lee is vomit inducing.
Get a new barf bag
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHhs0msMSUzgw-wLlu0O14DnCdvqJqeipADK12dTAHQZK-GQ-1dg
He is so disgusting and riddled with STD’S ewwwwwwwwww. ..but he is a human tri-pod
Wow–Westy, that is fan-fkn-tastic!
“Kono texts CHINx3 White People are so weird, y’all!
and he responds with the smoke signal: Mmmm-hmmm. Sing it, sistah non-Caucasian”
…. Things that make you say , hmmmmm …
“Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.”
You have no idea how much I needed this. I dangling testicles you.
Objectify away, M. We’re all in the same camp!
The sidebar has to be for someone who stumbles here accidentally – can’t be for a regular. Regulars are ALL ONBOARD!
Tis the only reason I come here! !! I tease! ! Hugsies b/iches!
I thought this would be a great opportunity to come out of the shadows to comment about the sidebar. Preeeettttteeeeey Maha and ladies, objectify, please, because that’s why I keep coming back!
*walking back to my corner to enjoy more deep discussions about the FOY…oh, and show, too*
wait, why are you in the shadows?? Come and make a fool out of yourself too. there is room for all.
You’re right, we all want the same thing…*ahem* I’m glad to be in good company with a bunch of classy ladies, who think like I do! ;p
*waves hi to all*
Welcome to the FUCUP version of Hotel California.
We *is* classy, fo sho.
Hi!
hehehehe…..she said “classy”…thats funny.
I wanted to use that “F” word, but didn’t think it would be appropriate…being that I’m still new here… We’re all classy, no?
Deep and FOY in the same sentence…you fit right in here already!
*fist pump* YES!
Oh, man, it’s good to be with people who think like me!
I kind of like that Maha has this invisible army of Shadow FUCUPs out there that just lurk… waiting for their time to strike!!
LOL!!!!
(Me too.)
This place is like crack. Only better cuz it don’t kill!
Anyhoo…
SIDEBAR TO THOSE MORE WORDPRESS SAVVY THAN ME:
Why can’t I get email notifications to work? What am I doing wrong?
I’m ticking the little boxes below my posts… is there an overall setting I’m missing?
Are they ending up in your spam filter? Of you are checking the “notify me of follow up comments” box they should be emailed to you. Also you didn’t typo your email I assume?
“Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.”
OMG I LOVE YOU. In a totes non lesbian way, NOH8!
NOH8! Love you too!
& serioulsy, dude does not spend that much time working out and eating fish and brown rice to be respected for his brain. #kthanksbye
Absolutely ACA on the above!
Can’t we respect him for his brain and objectify his body all at the same time? We’re multitaskers and awesome, we can do it.
True, true. But doesn’t the FOY get in the way?
hey at least they didn’t put stupid driver in the trunk – they reserve that for women. only the men get tied to chairs.
I loved that, “are we doing a thing?” bit. I liked the comedy in this episode. Great mix of the serious stuff and comedic moments to keep us from going full blown emo.
ACA, Gracie.
ACA x 2
ACA x 3
Don’t know what I am ACA ing with, I just get excited by line ups!!!!!!
EXCITEEEEEEEED ACACACACAC!!!!!!
ACA x 4
ACA ACA ACA ACA ACA
(that’s x5)
And x6 ACA
and ACA x7 and yes classy is a great description for the nicknames, acronyms and sketches you can find here.
ACA infinity.
Top that, b.tches!
ACAxBL
“Handsome Devil Face” – now that’s where I draw the line. Can’t take this objectifijing any more and think I’ll leave!
As my name clearly states, I am here for some serious plot discussions and to talk about superior acting skills and other important s.ht. And here you are making his royal McGreatness into a piece of meat and then one spesific piece of meat at that.
With Sardonic, a lot of poor innocent women have been lured into this human butchery. The hardest hit seems to be Westy (with her drawings) and Princess Buttercup (with her Package photo’s and talk about 3legged races)……they are weighing very hard on my hart!
I’ll be starting a group for the rehabilitaton of all these women, that have been mislead here on Sardonic. Pretty sure if I contact AOL and tell him about these poor women’s plight, he will offer his personal services towards the recovery of these women immediately.
My intended therapy will be one of “Shock & Awe” and I think only the sight of The Real FOY will bring them back to reality! Although for some it might take a few sightings, before full recovery. I am sure he’ll understand and will give his full co-operation on pantlessness, as he is known for all his humanitatian work.
With great concern, FOYeur
Like FOYeur, I am here to speak of his poeticness. Only.
Thanks Kimmer, I knew I’ll get some support on this noble cause.
I greatly appreciate your concern. I hereby am surrendering for my Shock (& Awe) Treatment.
Should I not survive, it’s been nice knowing you all. Please know I left this earthly realm with a smile on my face.
If you survive, we can take up some serious discussion, I’m sure you’ll find it entertaining. If not, I’ll make sure the gravestone read something like “She left us bravely, at the sight of true Greatness”
I’m also starting a petition to @plenkov, to make sure McGorgeous will from now on only wear K@mekona T-shirts to hide any sightings of The Bulges, that might tempt you to publish any more such photo’s
Where is this petition and how do I aim this flame thrower??
Petition is flame resistant!
I volunteer to measure McGorgeous for his K@mekona T-shirts. In the name of therapy, of course.
Sorry, no measuring…only come in XXL. Only choice is color and only colors that doesn’t work well with McNificent’s complexion
McNificent’s……awesomesauce….for someone who’s first language is not english you do pretty (prettteeeeeee Maha!!) freaken good!
Thanks, you all inspire me!
Ok, DID we ever find out where you’re from, FOYeur?
Because I must go to bed and now I can’t until I find out.
HA hA ha, I just answered you on the TOF tread, where you asked me first. ….We are rugby and cricket enemies.LOL
Enemies? Then you are from England, India or SA?? New Zealand?
Like I said on TOF, the one due West.
Hope you can sleep well now! Sweet AOL dreams!
Not sure there will be a smile on my face, probably in tears still 2 days after. But I won´t say no to this therapy, ready and willing for treatment!
Looks like you are one of those that will need repeated sightings for full recovery!
Agree, I think I´ll sign on for one year first, and see how it goes
Yes, I need this, too.
ACA WITH ESS!!
Don’t think any amount of therapy can help here. You are beyond redemption!
I am completely beyond redemption…..completely. ACA
See, I know you well!
I surrender too. I’m right behind ESS…I will allow her to go first as she is AOL’s biggest fan in the whole world.
I’m hoping his humanitarian work extends to organ donations….I would like him to donate his organ to me. <<<<<<See? I really do have an objectifying problem.
I’m so glad I got through to you! Knew sanity would prevail. He is a proud donor…but that organ needs the MAN to be any good i’m afraid!
It would only be a temporary donation. Like every morning, noon and night. Three squares a day. I like to eat healthy!
I’m afraid he will get even thinner that now…..please just feed him 3 square meals of real food with that donation as well!
Objectifying is so much easier when provided with proper RAW material….oops, and breathe. Think I might need some therapy myself (for professional purposes of cause)!
Bah!!!
Rookie driver’s IQ points must have ended up on the cutting room floor. Who doesn’t know about fingerprints and DNA these days?