2.14 — Pu’olo / The Package page 2

At the crime scene, CHINx3 is giving McG the low-down, and they have a witness. Then, he goes over to see his BFFITWWW Daniel, whose button down shirt may or may not be made of shiny material. Speaking with the dumba.s rookie who reached for the radio and got Married Just Short of 25 Years DEAD, he is feeling guilty, because rightfully so. McG reaches out a handsome devil manly masculine hand and rubs his shoulder to calm him. As such, I shall aspire to be a stupid h00ker who gets her partners DEAD.

At the rear (heh), Kono tells McG and Daniel that all items are present and accounted for, and so the hijackers didn’t take anything. Because this is Show, McG screams: SO IF IT WASN’T A ROBBERY, WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT IN UNDER 34 MINUTES? Running his fingers through his pompadour, Daniel responds with an equally loud: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN?! while Kono texts CHINx3 White People are so weird, y’all! and he responds with the smoke signal: Mmmm-hmmm. Sing it, sistah non-Caucasian. No one knows where in the sh.t LoHo is.

Oh! There she is. She is at the Super Duper H50 Table-Top Computer. She would like to confirm that the fingerprint found on the rear (heh!) of the delivery truck was in fact a bloodied fingerprint of Rookie Driver (*who just moments ago told McG and Daniel that he didn’t go to the rear (HA HA) because he was too busy taking care of the man he DEAD Married Just Short of 25 Years.

These geniuses figure out that Rookie Driver lied to him, and McG once more yells WHAT’S HE HIDING? to which Daniel yells back AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY HAVEN’T YOU REMOVED YOUR PANTS?

Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.

But first, please check out Westy’s #8.

At Rookie Driver’s house, I am wondering how much rookie drivers get paid, because what a lovely home it is, right? And he recycles!

OMG. DANIEL JUST SAID THE SAME THING I WROTE!! Oh, Show…at moments like these, you are so loveable.

McG pauses Daniel, and they have a cutesy little moment where Daniel is all challenging McG on his entry requirement into Rookie Driver’s place. But McG, with his handsome devil super sonic hearing heard correctly some ruckus from inside, because when he and Daniel walked into the joint, Rookie Driver was taped to a chair. Show loves taping people to chairs, y’all. Me too.

Continued on page 3.

125 responses to “2.14 — Pu’olo / The Package page 2

  1. Pingback: 2.14 — Pu’olo / The Package | Hawaii 5-0 Sardonic Recaps

  2. “Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.”
    I have no complaints. Did you seeeeeriously get complaints??? Hopefully not from a FUCUP!!!! That is heresy.

    “But first, please check out Westy’s #8.”

    Westy is a genius!! Loved that p0rn0graphical drawing. EXACTLY how I picture THE FOY in my imaginationing/lusting sessions. That drawing shows us why McG walks kinda strutty. It’s hard, er, difficult to walk, with The FOY weighing in at a whale.

  3. Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.

    I totes love you!

  4. I’ve said it before I will continue to say it until someone tells me to shut the f.ck up…..the FOY IS SO ENORMOUS causes him to walk splay footed….he can’t find close his thighs…omg I truly am such a frelkwn pervy perv.

  5. Poor Daniel. Stupid delivery drivers can afford a house and he cant.

    ChinX3? LOL. Easier than typing CHIN CHIN CHIN?? :)

  6. “McG reaches out a handsome devil manly masculine hand and rubs his shoulder to calm him.”- that was a shoutout to Infant and I. Yes, I’m including myself. Cuz if I don’t, no one will.

    The supersonic hearing was a leftover from Moonlight. Alex had a brief moment forgetting what show he was filming.

  7. ““But first, please check out Westy’s #8.” – I have not seen this! Where can I find this please?

  8. “Kono texts CHINx3 White People are so weird, y’all!
    and he responds with the smoke signal: Mmmm-hmmm. Sing it, sistah non-Caucasian”

    …. Things that make you say , hmmmmm …

  9. “Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.”

    You have no idea how much I needed this. I dangling testicles you.

  10. karin@notMcNerd

    Objectify away, M. We’re all in the same camp!

  11. The sidebar has to be for someone who stumbles here accidentally – can’t be for a regular. Regulars are ALL ONBOARD!

  12. I thought this would be a great opportunity to come out of the shadows to comment about the sidebar. Preeeettttteeeeey Maha and ladies, objectify, please, because that’s why I keep coming back!

    *walking back to my corner to enjoy more deep discussions about the FOY…oh, and show, too*

  13. Anyhoo…
    SIDEBAR TO THOSE MORE WORDPRESS SAVVY THAN ME:
    Why can’t I get email notifications to work? What am I doing wrong?
    I’m ticking the little boxes below my posts… is there an overall setting I’m missing?

  14. “Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.”
    OMG I LOVE YOU. In a totes non lesbian way, NOH8!

  15. & serioulsy, dude does not spend that much time working out and eating fish and brown rice to be respected for his brain. #kthanksbye

  16. hey at least they didn’t put stupid driver in the trunk – they reserve that for women. only the men get tied to chairs.

  17. Infant_Sardonic

    I loved that, “are we doing a thing?” bit. I liked the comedy in this episode. Great mix of the serious stuff and comedic moments to keep us from going full blown emo.

  18. ACA, Gracie.

  19. and ACA x7 and yes classy is a great description for the nicknames, acronyms and sketches you can find here.

  20. “Handsome Devil Face” – now that’s where I draw the line. Can’t take this objectifijing any more and think I’ll leave!
    As my name clearly states, I am here for some serious plot discussions and to talk about superior acting skills and other important s.ht. And here you are making his royal McGreatness into a piece of meat and then one spesific piece of meat at that.
    With Sardonic, a lot of poor innocent women have been lured into this human butchery. The hardest hit seems to be Westy (with her drawings) and Princess Buttercup (with her Package photo’s and talk about 3legged races)……they are weighing very hard on my hart!
    I’ll be starting a group for the rehabilitaton of all these women, that have been mislead here on Sardonic. Pretty sure if I contact AOL and tell him about these poor women’s plight, he will offer his personal services towards the recovery of these women immediately.
    My intended therapy will be one of “Shock & Awe” and I think only the sight of The Real FOY will bring them back to reality! Although for some it might take a few sightings, before full recovery. I am sure he’ll understand and will give his full co-operation on pantlessness, as he is known for all his humanitatian work.
    With great concern, FOYeur

  21. Rookie driver’s IQ points must have ended up on the cutting room floor. Who doesn’t know about fingerprints and DNA these days?

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