At the crime scene, CHINx3 is giving McG the low-down, and they have a witness. Then, he goes over to see his BFFITWWW Daniel, whose button down shirt may or may not be made of shiny material. Speaking with the dumba.s rookie who reached for the radio and got Married Just Short of 25 Years DEAD, he is feeling guilty, because rightfully so. McG reaches out a handsome devil manly masculine hand and rubs his shoulder to calm him. As such, I shall aspire to be a stupid h00ker who gets her partners DEAD.
At the rear (heh), Kono tells McG and Daniel that all items are present and accounted for, and so the hijackers didn’t take anything. Because this is Show, McG screams: SO IF IT WASN’T A ROBBERY, WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT IN UNDER 34 MINUTES? Running his fingers through his pompadour, Daniel responds with an equally loud: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN?! while Kono texts CHINx3 White People are so weird, y’all! and he responds with the smoke signal: Mmmm-hmmm. Sing it, sistah non-Caucasian. No one knows where in the sh.t LoHo is.
Oh! There she is. She is at the Super Duper H50 Table-Top Computer. She would like to confirm that the fingerprint found on the rear (heh!) of the delivery truck was in fact a bloodied fingerprint of Rookie Driver (*who just moments ago told McG and Daniel that he didn’t go to the rear (HA HA) because he was too busy taking care of the man he DEAD Married Just Short of 25 Years.
These geniuses figure out that Rookie Driver lied to him, and McG once more yells WHAT’S HE HIDING? to which Daniel yells back AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY HAVEN’T YOU REMOVED YOUR PANTS?
Sidebar: If anyone reading this is getting sensitive and believes I may be objectifying AOL a little too much, kindly fkn leave and never come back, thanks.
But first, please check out Westy’s #8.
At Rookie Driver’s house, I am wondering how much rookie drivers get paid, because what a lovely home it is, right? And he recycles!
OMG. DANIEL JUST SAID THE SAME THING I WROTE!! Oh, Show…at moments like these, you are so loveable.
McG pauses Daniel, and they have a cutesy little moment where Daniel is all challenging McG on his entry requirement into Rookie Driver’s place. But McG, with his handsome devil super sonic hearing heard correctly some ruckus from inside, because when he and Daniel walked into the joint, Rookie Driver was taped to a chair. Show loves taping people to chairs, y’all. Me too.