This episode is titled THE PACKAGE, and I will surely stab myself in the heart with my carrots if Show doesn’t deliver. But not before I beat my drum, and solider march in a circle, as FUCUPs rattle and shake their cookarachas while simultaneously being splattered across walls, windows, and beneath desks.
READY.
SET.
GO.
Beautiful colours are splashing across my screen and I think someone’s playing some form of a ukulele. I like ukuleles, though not necessarily the men who play them.
Anyhoo, Show is peeping tom the Kamehameha Highway, and a truck with two human persons with peens between their legs. They have twelve stops to go, and the veteran driver is all I have been sleeping with the same woman for 25 years, and next week, I’m taking her to Vegas where I plan on leaving her behind, and the rookie is all 25 years! I can’t even commit to a regular poo-ing schedule, let alone a person!
If Show has taught us anything is that these two — who are awfully happy — are going to die DEAD. Or, at the very least, enter into a state of terror in the v near future.
A van rushes past them, throws down some spikes over which the drivers run and flatten their tires, before coming to a dead stop. They crack open the back and take what they came for; the stupid mother fkn rookie because MEN ARE SO DUMB AND YOU ARE NOT JASON BOURNE goes for something and gets his buddy shot DEAD.
So. Show has killed one, terrorised both. We are off to a lovely start.
Show uses Animal to bang out its beat.
Sidebar: Incidentally, if any of you spy an Animal t-shirt, please let me know. I have a Cookie Monster one, but am in desperate search for an Animal one. Love him.
OH! We are at McG Shangri La circa 1992, when McPanty Destroyer was only 16, and soon to lose Momma McG and then be shipped off. I like this. A lot.
So. Uhm. McG Teen looks nothing like McG Adult. In fact, all that is similar to McG Adult is the blue eyes / dark hair combo. McG Teen used to receive silicone injections in his mouth, and has since begun plucking his eyebrows.
Poppa McG is some kind of alcoholic who needs drink to tell his son that he’s sending both him and his sister away to the mainland. Poppa McG tells him that his primary concern is the safety of his children; that he may always trust TBG; and slips in a trick Q: do you like my coiffed hairstylings (because is that a mullet, FUCUPs?)?
The acting skills of Teen McG are as POETIC as those of Taylor Lautner. He acts by numbers. Prey he gets his own show so that I may stare in awe at my screen, while wondering why I didn’t actually go into acting after all…?
Cut to McG who is eyes.xing his rear view mirror and clenching his handsome devil jaw. I hope he doesn’t have temporomandibular joint disorder. He is in fact eyes.xing his rear-view mirror, spying on TBG who tries to enter a store currently closed. When he can’t get in, he starts walking down an alley, and McG is following him, without a care in the world because he must know he’s already been made. I mean, it’s TBG!
Also, McG is looking really mighty fine, see:
TBG calls him out, and McG wants to help TBG find Shell Burn, because as smart as McG is, he sometimes does not see the obvious writing in the sky that says stuff like TBG KNOWS WHO SHELL BURN IS, and REMOVE YOUR PANTS, and YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY LESBIANS.
Oh! There’s the first “son” of Show. TBG tells “son” to go home, but McG won’t have any of it, and neither will TBG. Some d!cks are thrown around and McG is saved by the bell. He takes a call while TBG takes a walk.
Hi Prettteeeeee Mama! I’ve been anxiously waiting for your recap, and am pleasantly surprised that THE PACKAGE has arrived early!!! Of course, being a good FUCUP, I will always think that THE PACKAGE = THE FOY. Love ya!
Yay!! You went into labor early just like rach hell!
^^^This comment is #WINNING!!!!^^^
I was going to ask if it was Friday yet, but the Labor comment is waaaay funnier !
Love Shout Out to Animal for banging out SHOW’s beat this week !
Animal shouting back rabshrararararaRA
I heart Fozie Bear. Don’t tell Elmo.
RE: McG Shangri La 1992
I thought that they could have done a better/different look to make Poppa McG look younger. I mean, he didn’t look much different from 2010 version. P.S. I think that the actor who played Teen McG really has brown eyes, so he was wearing blue color contacts. I wasn’t to fond of his hair style…..
OMG OMG OMG!! A new recap!! So exciting. Does Pu’olo REAAALLLY mean The Package?! Like Seriously?!::INSERT SNORTING SARDONIC LAUGHTER HERE::
I may or may not have overdramatically gasped out loud when they first cut to McG eyes.xing himself in the rear view mirror.
D@mn that man is so handsome I want to kick puppies.
(that’s for you Kimmer)
Heh!
It made me want to stomp a spider…which I did after show
stomp a spider? I don’t get this reference… Please clarica.
There was a spider on my ceiling….I hate to wait until McG was over and out to killer it.
You would have a bullet hole in your celing.
Aaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!! YES!!
I am LOL’ing because there is no way I would have guessed that…
I am surprised anyone can figure out anything I type with this f’ing bane of my existence auto correct its a koala.
Lotsa bruised puppies near me….
Animal t-shirt for Maha:
http://www.disneystore.com/muppets-me-like-to-party-animal-tee-for-women/mp/1294678/1000037/
Animal t-shirt for McG:
http://www.disneystore.com/muppets-muppets-animal-tee-for-men/mp/1294614/1000037/
Fk!
I totally want this one, but that would make me a lesbian, and I’d have to stop asking for pantslessness.
THANK YOU!!!!
You’re v v welcome! And Pretteeeeee!
I did not realize my full obsession with the chin dimple until it did not appear on Junior McG. This is obsession is now followed closely behind by the new obsession for McG in that shirt. That color. That glorious color and how it made my panties put the flag at half mast.
ACA! That’s what was missing from Teen McG! The chin cleft is a majorly important part of that handsome devil face. Not many men have such a beautiful chin as McG, so I guess that the casting dept. couldn’t be too picky. The grey shirt rocked! The only thing better would have been no shirt!
Grey? It was seafoam green on my TV… (or something close)
Dark sea foam did things to my panties…..those eyes…those eye lashes……hang on…I have to go find a mop and some paper towels
My TV had it at a sage-y green. The same color I just painted one of my rooms. Now called the “McG room”
Can I come stay in the McG room? Are you taking reservations??
You can stay anytime! I put in an order for “McG – AOL edition” , but it is backordered. Boo.
I’m silly… Maybe McG makes me colorblind. Yes, this shirt was sea foam greeny-ish. Was he wearing gray later?
That t-shirt!! Green, definitely. I missed all the dialogue at the start because all I could look at was that handsome man in that t-shirt.
There was dialogue?
Be honest. In Maha’s screencap above, you b.tches aren’t looking at the damn t-shirt. You’ve been reading the word “Ian” Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Did too! only becuase he had the damn black pants on and so I tried to console myself with a little nip action. None there either. Boo.
ESS — there was a little nip action and great arm vein porn in the scene at HQ after the 1st hospital scene. Just for a few seconds, but it was there!
*remembers the days when she never noticed the vein thing until someone would comment on it* ohhhh I was sooooo innocent.
..and apparently blind. *cough*
minus 9 left eye, minus 10 right eye. True story.
I am about as far from 20/20 as you can get. Do you know what this means? Should I take surfing lessons in Hawaii I have to wear goggles else first time I dive (fall) into water contacts go bye bye and Infant can’t see her own hand in front of her face. :O
I once made the mistake of swimming in salt water with my contacts in.
Not smart.
And here I though my minus 6 eyes were the worst. Bad vision sisters unite!!
And as long as no one steals our glasses we’ll be unstoppable.
I’m also in the bad vision club. I seriously considered LASIK.
Then I realized that every. single. ophthalmologist I knew who needed glasses wore them.
MMmm…thanks for the heads up! Duly noted & rewatched. Yum.
That is all.
I totally forgot about the vein porn when McG was walking down the alley! Both arms! It was magical.
There was major vein porn at the cemetary too. I did notice it there.. adfha;dfkja;sdljf
Steph .. I was reading from my email and ws thinking … Ian ? Wtf she talkin bout ? There must be subliminal message there, it just hasn’t popped out yet … 😉😉
No, it hasn’t “popped out” yet… d*mn it.
Green here too. Best.shirt.in.the.whole.wide.world. For just a teeny, tiny second, I did not wish for shirtlessness. Then I came to my senses.
Green here too. Making me Team I-dunno-whatever-the-heck-colour-you-have-on-today.
Clearly, I am colour illiterate.
Let’s go with “sea-foam green!”
McG-foam-green?
For the record, I’ve always been Team Green Shirt.
Spursy! Ess wanted to make sure you saw this..!
http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/post/16594029615/theme-that-chin-dimple-alex-oloughlin
Poor Ess she works so hard, slaving away in the photoshop/tumblr mines to find these precious gems for you crazies.
Be sure to give her love.
Teehee! Teehee! I’ve had one of those craptastic days where you just want to pull the covers over your head and hope that the world stops turning just long enough for life to sort itself out… and then… and then… Ess makes me something that forces me to stop and do some deep knee bend dimple worshiping.
Love. This. Thanks ESS!!!!!
Cheese & rice. I can’t stop looking at it. Pic#1 is just not fair. Fcking. Life. Ruiner. I’d have this thing blown up to poster size except it would no doubt hypnotize me into never leaving the house. May need to stop by Whole Paycheck for some Bacon Chocolate. I hate you, Alex. Not really.
Please get a poster of that one for me, too. I’m trying to get some work done in the office and my attention keeps drifting back to that picture! My stomach is doing flip flops. At this rate I won’t get home until 10 pm!
In another dream life, I’m living in downtown Seattle’s Pan Pacific Hotel, located right above a **fabulous** Whole Paycheck. Plum Sake, bacon chocolate & all the salad bars are ON ME.
There’s a store called Whole Paycheck?!?
It’s a Wonderful heavenly high end grocery store called Whole Foods.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/whole-foods-ceo-dont-call-it-whole-paycheck-2011-03-03
The closest WF to me is about 15-20 minutes away, but they are building one right up the street that will be open in a few months. Happy. Dance. I think. Will need to budget that in for sure.
There is a WF about 5 minutes from my office. Have never been inside. I despise grocery shopping, probably because I don’t like to cook. Have to really psyche myself up to do it (like AOL and his emails) so I need a familiar store. In and out (ha), that’s my motto!
Aha! We have one downtown, but I’ve never heard anyone here call it that! Then again I don’t shop there often, although it is really nice… I only go for super special things. But I’ll skip the chocolate bacon
bwuahahaha! I was thinking the same thing.
Makes sense.
Bacon chocolate?? And to think we JUST got double stuffed oreos here….
Yes Infant. , I’ve succumbed to yet more FUCUP (peer) pressure from Spursy and Steph ~ chocolate bars with bits of hickory smoked bacon in it. YUM. Both Dark and Milk Chocolate.
I can’t even imagine that…… Can you get this interesting food item in grocery stores??? Can Sheila and I track some down easily in Hawaii?
Not sure about in stores, although my friend found it in a store called World Market … ? I found it on-line at http://www.vosgeschocolate.com.
Enjoy !
Is this one of those things that once you try it you’re hooked because it really doesn’t sound nice…..
Real love, not fake Internet love. Trust.
Soooooo glad you loved the Ode to the Dimple!! Such a great suggestion!! I had to leave rather quickly with company coming and begged Steph to post it for me since she could easily access it on tumblr.
A poster is a great suggestion. Geez, if I were single I might be tempted to wallpaper my house with the different themes. One wall the dimple, Maha’s chest hair request, Grace’s wifebeater/singlet request, Jayne’s bromance theme, Kimmer’s Steve driving sh/t theme….and still more in my inbox to work on! I would totes, never leave my home.
NEVER. EVER.
There is most probably not a lot of good photo’s of his ‘hand moments’ around….but that would do it for me! (one spesific screencap that springs to mind, is the one with him holding “P Diddy’s” son’s hand ) He also have this way of ‘feeling’ his lips after a kiss with his tumb – kind of prolonging the effect of what he felt………..thud! ….where was I…oh yeh the hands.
FOYeur, I can definitely work on the hands one!! I have a thing for hands. He gives great hand p0rn. For realz!!
Do you know how to leave me a message on my tumblr? I can’t log into it from work. If you go to my site and on the right column there is a place for comments, suggestions, etc. You can leave me this same message on what to look for and if you want to be credited, tell me how you want me to credit you. I.e., “FOYeur”, etc..
Hey I missed that post! Good thing I have sardonic catch up as back up!
Thanks, Maha for being so on top of this epi. Remember you have a three week break coming since the next two weeks are reruns. Boo for us, but glad for you anyway.
Really?? Ooooh WOW!!!
Three week hiatus. Holee.
Bleh, three weeks is a long time. Since I’m new, wondering where do you ladies go to discuss the love of our show?
Hi Barhengi, i’m also fairly new here, but with these people (us) there is always something to do. Thought i’ll catch up on what they’ve written in the past – and beginning to think that it is impossible (but i’m still gona try!) Don’t know if you are just here for the show? Most is here for The MAN and discussion about him will never run dry!
Yes — what FOYeur said.
Pretty much, you can discuss anything anywhere. Like the 8th wonder of the world, when you comment, everyone runs to said comment and responds frantically. It’s how we roll.
Have fun!
Sweet! Love this place, especially since my friends IRL are sick of me talking about it…um, I mean him! ;p Yeah, my friends are weird and need glasses.
Most of us also tweet. Every. Day.
Twitter, too, huh? Just signed up myself… *shyly kicking dirt*
Sure is hard to go back to the shadows once I’ve stepped into the light.
Insert ‘out of breath’ McG with angels singing.
I’m totes here for the show…of the FOY, that is. ;p
FOYeur: “Most are here for the MAN & discussion about him will never run “dry!” I just saw your comment and oh my, all I can say is…ah…AMEN to that! McMo
My only complaint this week is that the translation “The Package” didn’t mean what I thought it meant.
http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/post/15977661007/tonights-hawaii-five-0-is-puolo-translated-to
I sent Your pic link to a facebook aol fan and she replied, nice expressions…!? I was totally in shock! How could she not see the OBVIOUS focus point of the pics! I didn´t have a heart to tell her to take another look, but I´m still in awe of the 1st row middle…
Facebook AOL fan is such a c.nt!
^^This^^ (said with love)
“*** Click on it to make it grow” – LOVE IT!
LOL!
*hee*
Hehehe, I almost thought someone had mad computer skills and I was really gonna see some growth. Either way, good thing my girls are at school.
Ha ha ha!!
That would have been SO FUN.
My eyes can’t get past the mma red trunks picture, is there anything good after that? Luv u Ess!
OMG OMG OMG!
Mr. Postman, pleeeeeze leave that package on my doorstep! (it won’t fit in the mailbox).
I like these! But Tumblr still doesn’t think I’m to be trusted with a ‘Like It’ button however. Where have they hidden it?
Really?! You don´t have that little heart next to reblog button? I just keep forgetting to hit it…I blame brain freeze when AOL is on screen
Oh Em Gee! Love “The Package” montage! Did you ever see this screencap?
http://alexoloughlinrocks.com/galleries/v/television/hawaiifive-0/screencaps/season1/121/h50_caps_121_042.jpg.html
THE PACKAGE!!!!!!
::::::I’m ded::::::
That is one of my all-time faves — it was sent to me and I nearly capsized when I opened it.
Proof positive that The FOY was telling time. Like a sundial.
Yep, I sent it to you. You’re v v welcome.
This seemed like an appropriate time to make sure that all FUCUPs see it.
Oh, and what time is it on The FOY sundial????? Hmmmm……
12 noon?
In high school I had a bf that was 6’4″ of perfection. When the time came and i met his little buddy I truly almost cried tears of fear as only a 16 yr old cld. When I get nervous I tend to blurt things out…and what did I blurt out u ask? Ur friends must be very jealous and ur father must be very proud…..true freaken story.
I still cry at the eye-ing of them.
Only the very big ones make me cry……TEARS OF JOY!!!
Or pointing true north. McG has a built in clock/compass/happy tool. Where can I buy one??
tee hee… “happy tool”…
When Sheila and I hike along/up/around the trails at Diamond Head (which we are actually doing) will this be the view?
As my love of that singlet has been well documented throughout this site I will leave it to y’all to figure out which view I am talking about.
I hope so. Hope so…
Make sure you bring your binoculars when you are @ DH !!
Heeeeeey what does DH stand for?
Diamond Head, the hills where Infant will be stalking joggers for a snapshot of the FOY
Gracie remember to keep the camera ready at all times!
Grace, with all you have to carry, during your hike .. Must not forget to don your CARGO PANTS !! And ummm.. Don’t forget the duct tape in the event Sheila falls and you must ‘splint’ her.
Oh wait, you are the clumsy one, right ?
Please don’t fall down DH Gracie…
LOL. Stalker, it is true, with all the crazy adventures Sheila, our two friends and I are going on I am a little worried I’ll be coming back with some sort of injury. Better get top of the line travel insurance.
And make sure you have all relevant info of each Australian embassy closest to you. Also, in some places, Canadian ones (we share — like in Hawaii, if a Canadian is in distress, Australian embassy takes care of ‘em)
I can’t remember if y’all have a registration abroad system, but use it if you do, please.
Yes mama sardonic.
We Canucks share with the Aussie embassies? Aren’t we all awesome!
Yes, at some embassies.
Totally covered by the gecko.
But I thought we wanted to uncover the gecko… oh, wait, ok, nevermind…
Thank you!
Cool, you’re traveling to Hawaii? If you happen to see the “view,” please call me and I will be there in a heartbeat!
As for the actual scenery, I don’t think this is from Diamond Head. Probably from somewhere on the Windward Side. Hmmm…I’ll get back to you!
Sheila and I (plus 2 other friends) are indeed. We’re there for quite some time so we intend on going hikes and learning how to surf in an attempt to counteract all the eating we’ll be doing.
Ohhhh you think you could figure out where that hike is??? You would be totes talented if you could do that.
Welcome to the fun house by the way.
Oh, shoot, Infant! I just might have to go hiking every.single.day till I find out…Unless, of course, if I find the view, then I’m just gonna stop there!
Thanks for the welcome!
Sorry misunderstood, I thought you’d gone and remembered from your own trip or something and just recognised the view.
Hehe, nope I don’t know since it’s been a while since I’ve hiked over here…so I’m trying to figure out what area that is. And without me getting off-topic and toooo seeerrreeeeeoussss, I’m guessing it’s somewhere in Waimanalo.
Do you mean to say you live in Hawaii? I am v jealous. I love the heat, swimming and the beach, all things Hawaii has in its corner.
Yep! Where the other Hawaii peeps at?
Sorry I wasn’t clear about that…it was way past my bedtime! ;p
Since I’m always looking for rewatch excuses, I tracked down the
outofbreath scene. It was on Kamehame Ridge Windward acording to notice on the screen. Now you need to scout it out and report back to Infant how to get there.
And welcome to the zoo!!
Wow, Karin, you found the episode? Which one?
If that’s the place, then it’s “private” land, though it hasn’t stopped a few hikers… I’ll dig further and will report.
Thanks…best zoo I’ve ever been to. Ever.
The outofbreath scene is near the beginning of the episode with Rick Springfield called Ho’ohuli Na’au. I think it’s episode S1.22. There’s also nice bun action as we see Steve running uphill. The whole scene is pretty awesome. You’ll need the Season 1 DVD to check it out. Don’t know if you have it, but someone just reported it’s on sale at Best Buy.
(Sorry, Someone. I deleted the comment from my email before I noticed who posted and on which page and I’m too tired to look for it now. But thanks for the heads up.)
Private land, I see, explains the lack of info about how to get there and where the trail is exactly when I looked it up.
If I recall – I read somewhere that that ridge has a platform where hang gliders launch from? You can kind of see the concrete platform in one of the scenes.
The hang gliding from the episode where the girl died…….
Karin, forgive me if I am getting my peeps mixed up, highly likely owing to my not so awesome memory but did you just visit HI?
Your memory is intact, Infant. I was there at the end of November. But, since I could never find out where or when a “sighting” might occur on Oahu, I just spent the whole time on Maui.
BTW, hiking was never, never on my agenda! But you go, girl! You said this was going to be an extended trip. How long will you be traveling?
Karin we’re there for 26 days. Hononlulu for a week just Sheila and I, then Maui for 4 days, then we meet our two friends back in Oahu and jump on a cruise for a week so we island hop for a week then we spend another 5 days all four of us back in Honolulu.
I was going to ask what h50 related places did you check out (because I’m too lazy to go through my s1 dvds to find places I want to visit) but you didn’t end up going to Oahu so no matter.
Infant_Sardonic-There are a few hikes I’m thinking of, one of which is private, but still not sure…. I wanna be talented, so I gotta find out!
Karin@notMcNerd-Yup, I got the DVD (On sale plus coupon meant a very Merry Christmas to me!). Thanks for letting me know the episode, gonna watch it again!
KimmerNY-My brother in law seems to think that’s the hang glider place, but I don’t know about hang gliding, so I gotta contact someone who knows!
Mate, only if it’s not too much trouble. We found a hike up Diamond Head we are going to do, plus a whole heap of other things that make me sound fitter than I am,
so no stress if you can’t figure it out.
So, I am 95% sure that’s the Kamehame Dr Hike. Posted signs say “private” but I think I’ll chance it there next week after the Pro Bowl festivities.
Oh man please don’t get arrested on my account….
Hehe, no worries. My friends (and lots of other people) go there all.the.time. and say it’s worth it. After all this, I gotta go! If you choose to go, please do at your own risk! ;p
Infant, I just now saw your itinerary. I don’t know how I missed that comment. It sounds wonderful! 26 days with a cruise thrown in for good measure. Nice that there will be four of you. That way you can split up if people want to do different things. Not always so easy with three people. When are you leaving?
We leave May 21st.
There is wi fi on the cruise so I may check in from time to time, but basically, I will pretty much disappear until after I return on the 15th. 
Infant: Congrats on your trip. Wow, it sounds wonderful and I’m so green with envy, I need to shoot something (With my Nerf gun silly.) And what are you talking about, you are fit, but just as a precaution, pack some rolls of duct tape. I’ll be thinking of you on your travels.. and wishing we were all there with you. Be safe. LOL, McMo
Green like your avatar perhaps?
I will eat some shave ice for you…and puka dogs…and malasada. Sheila and I have a list of places we want to eat at so I think we better hike up Diamond Head every day. And free refills! So excited to visit the land of free refills. 
Infant, did I tell you I am a bit psychic and I’ve got a feeling I might just run into The MAN himself. If you do, please tell him somebody recommended you get some splinters in your a.s……
Ha! I think if I run into Alex I’m going to count my blessings if I even remember my own name let alone say a whole sentence.
Hope you’re feeling turns out to be right.
Infant, I think you’ll remember about the splinters then….and it will either calm you down or you’ll start giggling…..You Aussies have a good sense of humor, he might just get it!
No, this can’t be the only place that offers free refills? *eyes wide open*
Pizza Hut does free refills here. Not sure if that counts as nowhere else does.
Infant, I am v v jealous and I hope you have a wonderful time.
Australia does not have free refills. You want another drink you buy it buddy. Unless you go to TGI Fridays or Hard Rock Cafe, they have free refills, ’cause they’re American, but all other places. No free refills….but also, no tipping.
Also, thanks Alicia.
barhengi7 | January 22, 2012 at 12:57 pm |
Yep! Where the other Hawaii peeps at?
Displaced kamaaina here in Texas! Went to Hawaii School for Girls until my dad and I moved to Maui. After high school, I moved back to Oahu, attended and graduated from UH. Moved to Texas several years ago, but am planning on moving back to Hawaii in the next few years. I am soooooo homesick.
Aloha spurschick! Hope you get to move back…can’t seem to leave, myself! ;p
Spurschick, waiiittt you’ve lived in Hawaii and Texas? My two favourite places! Is that weird???? Totes jealous.
Can’t complain. Both places have treated me well. Won’t miss the hot Texas summers though.
I didn’t know you lived in HAwaii! Oahu and Maui? I think I hate you.. #notreallyjustjealous
That there! OMG! We need the occasional pics to prove our lust is not a fantasy! I already made a gif of that scene but should perhaps redo now better/bigger for tumblr….
I guess when I do the next installment of “things that make McG happy” I will have to put “exercise” or “scenic views” or some such thing on the list. Because whatever it is. He is obviously really enjoying it.
JK – WE ARE ALL ENJOYING HIS ENJOYMENT OF THE VIEW!!
Ha ha ha!!!!
BLAM!
BLAAAM!
THUD!
Can we add McG exercising/ McG scenic views to the things that make FUCUPs happy too? Cause it does
Stay tuned…..’Things That Make FUCUPS Happy’ runs in conjunction with ‘Things That Make McG Happy’.
Part II of TTMMcGH should be out soon, yes Step?
Sometime this coming week I should think!
Hooray!!
Calling all FUCUPs… time to submit your brilliant genius ideas for things that make McG happy — I still have a few blanks on the grid & need some ideas, keep in mind the following:
*can be described in one or two (or a few short) words
*easily drawn (so not too conceptual or theoretical, like “world peace” or whatever)
*RATED PG-13 I am not drawing PEENS (that’s Westy’s forte) sorry LaHagela!!!
Reply here, at the junk drawer (click my name for my blog) or if you’d rather make your suggestion in private, dm me on twitter @steph_jane2
Please draw peens. I know you can. You have Paint Skillz.
PEEN makes McG happy, are you saying????
Also, CAN is not the same as WILL. I have artistic integrity to maintain here (har har har).
Also see below, I’m drawing GRACIE MONKEY in a very EXTREMELY wonderfully cute panel & I can’t have a PEEN anywhere near that!!
I’m sure McG’s peen makes him happy. I know it makes me happy
How about “being Uncle Steve”?
KARIN! I have EXACTLY THAT wording based on a “grace” suggestion. Ok weird are you standing behind me right now???
“Great minds …” and all that. Can’t wait to see what genious you have concocted for Part 2. Need to start making room on my bulliten board!
LOL Why is my name in air quotes???? Is that how we tell the difference between me and Gracey Monkey?
Should have said …. Based on a suggestion (Ess’) of “Gracie monkey.” which is actually what Ess said, I was a bad quoter!
Stephanie, maybe I am channeling you and ESS somehow. First the Uncle Steve thing and then when I ask you to put the chin cleft in your drawings ESS was already at work on her dimple montage. vv weird!
Steph: How about….
1) “nail gluing bleeding craniums” (Don’t tell Maha though.)
2) “picking flowers” off trees
3) “kicking in doors” any door will do
4) “sewing”
McMo
And grenades.
And movie night with Danno (as long as it isn’t Enemy Mine).
Momo: How could I have forgotten the “grenades.” Excellent !! McMo
“Enemy Mine” *snickering*
;p
YES! “kicking in doors”! He must do that at least every 3 or 4 episodes. Definitely seems like one of his favorite things. Good call, McMo
YES to FKN nail glue !! Ok, you don’t need to use FKN, but that’s just how I will always refer to it … After all, Maha had me at FKN nail glue !
😘😘😘😘
I totally hope I can do justice to “kicking in doors” and I have to tell you I have just drawn a helicopter & am in hysterics. This is the best project.
I hope it turned out better than your swimming drawing? LOL!
y’all don’t even know…. When you try & draw a stick figure swimming… the final result ends up looking seriously like a swastika, I seriously can’t even.
Other things McG likes to do.
Swimming
Throwing people in shark tanks/hanging them off roofs
Beer
Wearing a tshirt and a shirt
I think I know more things I like about McG. This game is very tough lol.
He also likes breaking headboards.
oh and that flying thing he did in last weeks ep….on the cardboard…into the person with the flamethrower
sooo maybe that’s code for McG like to do crazy stuff. 
*nods head*
breaking headboards
Show needs to show more of him breaking headboards.
Sleeping with the TV off (I totes just want to see how the train/submarine turns out).
McNerding.
“Sexy Eyes”. Also, eye s.xing (that was weird). Also, pleeeeease can we have him s.xing the majick table, with lots of little baby iPads?
Would having him smashing a Taser to smithereens be pushing the definition of ‘happy’ a bit too far?
I totally want to do “sexy eyes.” And yet somehow, my two little dots of green that serve as stick figure McG’s eyes might Not Exactly get the point across. This will not stop me from trying.
When I try to picture this, he has laser beams coming out of his eyes and is surrounded by swooning FUCUPs attempting to s!utpile him but being incapacitated by exploded panties before they get their hands on the prize.
Like Space Invaders, but seen from the mother ship POV. I am traumatised.
Not to add any more presssure Steph,, but any chance of working in the chin cleft?
I swear on a stack of Wo Fat restaurant menus, when Ess messaged me & said “McG Loves Helicopters,” I immediately messaged back “HE!L YEAH HE DOES! AND HE FCKN HATES TASERS.” Because if there was a Top Ten list of things McG hates….. yeah Tasers would have to be quite near the top of it, no lie.
Yea! A new list! Things McG hates. I can so imagine you doing this Stephanie. Or maybe someone else will rise to the challenge. Ties would definitely have to be on that list. And Danny not knocking before he comes in. Sort of ironic when you consider the “kicking doors in” thing. Oooh, what fun. Have at it, FUCUPs!
The Criminal Element
Kidnappers especially
“Hothead partners” (I wish there was a a way to express in stick figure form just how much McG loves being a sarcastic smartas$ sometimes)
Spicy Shrimp
Danny’s Dog
FCKN TAZERS
“(I wish there was a a way to express in stick figure form just how much McG loves being a sarcastic smartas$ sometimes)” – I wish there was too because sarcastic McG is hilarious and he totes loves it. Loves. it. hard.
HE F/CKING HATES TAZERS!!
You b.tches are killing me today with your funny!!
I probably got close to his joy at being a smart a$$ with my reject “witty one liners” panel. I think maybe one of these days I will draw a taser just for the fun of it.
Oh, Danny’s dog. McG HATES that dog!!
Does the FOY move in the gif?
Does it move ? YES !!
Yes Paula, I remember that gif. It made me smile as it moved … Back and forth …. Ummmm, mmmmm. Yep
I need to see the gift that is this GIF stat!!! PLEASE???????
I mess things up here, when trying to copy .. So, go check your mentions on twitter ..
But Stalker, what about us poor souls who aren’t on Twitter??? (Ok, I may be the only one!) Can someone help me (us) out, please?
BTW, I know what a GIF is but can never figure out what the initials actually stand for.
God
Is
Fun
HaHa! Point taken, preeetee M. Guess I should have asked that question on the Seeeeeereeeeeus Page! But now I’ll have to try to come up with my own equally clever explanation. NOT A CHANCE!!
with hope and a prayer …….
http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa43/kristiina13/gif%202/?action=view¤t=outofbreathgif.gif
OMG!! Thanks, Stalker! And the legend continues to grow …
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
The man is a total bast/rd!! Why does he do this to us? Why?
Smug. Bast/rd.
So perfect that it’s called ‘Out of Breath’. Because I am a bit, after that.
Also love the total and unintentional relevance of the little icons (buttons? I have no idea what these things are called) around it:
Like: well yes, obvi. The FOY is trying to make a break for it. What’s not to like?
Share: slight over-share, if anything (contextually speaking).
Follow: anywhere you like, Commander McG, so long as when we get there, you promise to #removeyourpants.
Flag as inappropriate:
I had to leave the last one blank. I don’t even know where to start.
I’m not one to look, but, um, I think I’m out of breath, too…
Can I just point out that long LONG ago I was all by myself cheering for the blue singlet. Welcome to the dark side girls.
Gzuz… where do you people find these screencaps?! You’ll be the death of me.
Why has no one responded to this part of the recap:
“The acting skills of Teen McG are as POETIC as those of Taylor Lautner. ”
Maha, how do you know how poetic an actor Taylor Lautner is???? Are you a closet Twihard???
My cousin is in love with him. She is of course an impressionable youth who thinks Alex is my bad boy phase. <3 you Bianca.
One of my besties and I have a special date night when this diarrhoea is released. We go to snark and laugh out loud — the last one, I nearly passed out laughing so hard.
What? you actually give the movie theater your money and then the theater gives your money to the studio? you support sparkling vampires?
We go see it in the seediest cinemuh ever — pretty sure there’s twihards m@sturbating around us. $5.75 a pop!
Closet Twihard…….LOL!
Gosh the cheapest I get to go the cinema for is 11 bucks on cheapo Tuesday. Normally tickets for an adult are 18 bucks.
Here they are normally about 13 something.
But this place is a hole. I don’t even think they give $$ to the studios
I was going to say something, but I got my Taylors mixed up, and was worried that I might get sent to the corner for insulting Maha’s favorite actor named Taylor. Just realized that she likes Kitsch, not Lautner. And she’s being sardonic…..not so seeeeerrrious.
I also think teen vampire angst movies are comedic, that’s why I keep going to see them.
M, Sheila and I saw the second one together. We laughed and laughed. I am surprised we made it out of there alive. If looks could kill, a bunch of Team Jacobs would have killered us dead.
Taylor Kitsch should never be confused with Taylor Lautner.
I am rewatching Friday Night Lights and I find myself falling into a black hole like I do with h50. I also find myself wishing I could have massively long FNL conversations with Maha.
LOVE FNL!!!!
Coach Eric Taylor is so fkn hot. SO HOT.
Best. Show. Ever. I almost peed myself when Kyle Chandler won the Emmy this year. I cried almost every episode. Coach/Mrs Coach = best tv couple pretty much ever. And please dont get me started in my love for Taylor Kitsch’s Tim Riggins….rivals my McG love.
YEAHEAHEYEAHYEAH!!!!
‘Taylor Kitsch should never be confused with Taylor Lautner.’
Taylor Lautner is waaaaay older than Taylor Kitsch
And thus I don’t have to refer to him as jail bait.
The pathos of the scene with McGTeen and his father was entirely lost on me. All I could think about was that revelation that McG plucks his eyebrows. Well done, SHOW, for indepth character reveal. Then we zoomed to McG looking in the mirror… what am I to think? That McG had just that moment stashed his tweezers away in the glove-box.
Never thought I’d see Pathos + Show on same area.
I don’t think he plucks them now, remember eyebrows thin as we age, but if he doesn’t, i fear he will need to in the future. Else he will turn into Andy Rooney (R.I.P). Oh god, imagine if Andy’s actually thinned out as he aged… what TF did he look like younger? A werewolf?
Just a quick note, since this seems to be an active thread:
The H50 season 1 DVD set is on sale this week (thru Jan. 28) for $19.99 (US$) at Be$t buy dot com and its retail stores.*
*I-Spy-The-FOY Guide not included. Please visit h50sardonic.com for that service.
Wow! Thanks for sharing. Tempted to get another one in case the set I have now gets warped from overplaying.