What did we learn this week, H00kers? That Crack. Is Whack.
Too soon?
R.I.P. Whitney. I am sorry you turned into a crack lady and could not battle your addiction. I am angry that you were surrounded by enablers. May you find whatever peace alluded you in the embrace of Allah.
Ditto for every child who has died since her death due to famine, war, poverty, and neglect.
Ameen.
Apart from saying “ameen” or “amen” or “hallelujah,” you may not discuss Whitney here. I can. Because…well…it’s my house.
WHAT IN THE? LoHo is washing off what is clearly not menstrual blood, unless she is one gigantic massive walking / talking / not so profiling Koala. She goes out to ask the nurse “WHASSAAAAAAP,” only to be told nothing before Governor Numero Dose (sp?) makes his way through the hallway not to ask about Steve McGarrett (whose blood is all over LoHo), but to instead berate LoHo for not telling him about stuffs. He’d also talk to her about that sitch in Korea, but you know…he doesn’t know.
He’s tutt tutting that she should have told him stuff and what’s happening with the slashes these young girls call eyebrows, he wonders.
He has given LoHo an ultimatum, and I heard it as either: sing for Hawaii, or 5-0. Only, I don’t think what he said, but if it is, I say: KARAOKE, baby.
LoHo looks distressed. Code blue is called, the curtains are pulled back on The FOY, and we cut to…
Hawaii 5-0 tinker tinkering it’s tune.
18 hours earlier, McG is looking extra handsome devil handsome masculine in a tuxedo, next to “Cath” (she who makes many loud noises in bed and misuses Gov pentagon equipment to ensure next booty with McG). HI CATH!! LOVE YOUR NECKLACE!! CALL ME!!
Is she wearing a jumpsuit? No. McG just called it a dress. But he’s a man, and he doesn’t know much of anything and frankly? He should just stay in bed.
Some cute flirtatious banter, McG blue steels s.xing daggers at the Governor No 2, before walking over to Daniel’s Pompadour to outbid him on football tickets.
I think Daniel just gave a big shout out to all of the Slashies, by calling McG a “topper.” Either way, I laughed out loud at this stressed out Daniel bro-downing with his BFFITWWW. It has been some time since they bro-downed while Daniel was stressed and all “wussamaattawitewe?” and I am liking it. Thanks, Show!
For the record: Both the Caucasian and Non-Caucasian H50 men are VD clueless. Idea for McG: Slather some chocolate on The FOY, and make fountain noises. Shhhh Swuuuuuussssshhhh shhhhhhh, in case you were wondering.
Gov 2.0 calls McG and LoHo over for a chat.
So glad you’re posting so early, Prettteeeee M! All the h00kers have been hanging out being so “seeeerious” & patiently awaiting your commentings on The FOY on VD.
Ha! VD! I hope The FOY doesn’t get a vd…….
Why’s everything crossed out?????
Cause Mama left her strikethrough open ended on her HTML. She will see it when she posts page 2 & fix it. Trust! There was one page once that was in all italics for awhile. Gave me vertigo.
At least I thought she would!
And of all the lines to cross out…the one about the chocolate FOY fountain!
With is there strikethroughs on everything?? wah!!!
the FOY is immune to VD…STD’s….it’s pretty much bullet proof.
I looked at AO and thought that if he loses any more weight that he will be Skeletor.
bite your tongue!!
not The FOY!
His face is getting so thin, but I am sure the rest of him is just fine.
Now I have the tongue and FOY in my head.
That’s not a complaint.
Wow, Mama. Thanks for feeding the crazies so soon. Did someone tell you how much angst was flying around on the Seeeriouus Plot Discussion Page this morning?
Men in Black (Tuxes) Yum!
I like how the 5-0s were hanging in what can only be called the “cheap section” of the silent auction. I mean, for $5K a plate, those rich folk aren’t gonna be bidding on $350 UH tickets – Go Bows! – or ukelele lessons, or even a trip to Kauai. Those b/tches are bidding on the crazy sh/t… like $10K golf carts. I was at an event the other night were someone literally threw down $10K for a golf cart during a live auction. True story.
OH NO! STIKETHROUGH DISEASE!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh ! I thought Chocolate and bacon was good chocolate and meat combo …. Hmm, rethinking !
Did Show give us a Valentine’s Day present by having Cath say that she got her dress in “Bang. C0ck.?” Thank you, Show. That’s better than drugstore chocolate.
Bang Cock……Makes me giggle everytime I hear it!
This is very educational for me, never knew how funny you english speaking peeps find this name…live and learn
c0ck isn’t funny in every language?
I used to know a girl who´s last name was pronounced the same way but spelled with K (the 1st letter, otherwise spelling same). She must have had some laughs since she spent time au-pairing in Texas
Cath really got the dress in a boutique over in Waikiki but wanted to let everyone know (cougLoricough) what she was doing with the McG.
BANG. C*CK
Ha ha!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster / The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free.”
There’s a TOFFY/Jack Flange joke in here somewhere……but I will defer to McG and The 5-0s.
you are srsly musical tonight A & I am luuuuuuuuuurving it!!
Are we getting settled on the ledge ladies?
*wipes off a spot to settle into*
You so know I am going to….oh forget it. I couldn’t wait….
http://s1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj500/LaHagela/Works%20in%20Progress/?action=view¤t=Alex_OLoughlin_2-1.jpg
It says private and wants a password!
URGH!!!!!! Again? Didn’t we have this problem this morning?
Perhaps we have offended your auto correct too many times and it is rebelling?
I’m downstairs on the PC, laptop is still in the car under the seat….can’t do first day of a recap on the phone anymore toooooo challenging.
Try this:
http://s1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj500/LaHagela/Portraits/?action=view¤t=Alex_OLoughlin_2-1.jpg
These are public folders, I don’t know why it’s asking for a password.
LOL! Chocolate fountain for The FOY!
You know what I love??? that I can post something as completely filthy and immature as that and it’s get’s the reaction it did. I love you girls, cos’ in real life my friends would smack me upside my head and take me to a shrink. true story.
This isn’t the real world ?
Thank you for posting one with a bit of curl at the neck !
You are becoming Lead H00ker in my book.
Stalker, didn’t you love the neck curls in this epi?
I am so in love with those neck curls. Maybe that’s why I didn’t notice the chipped tooth until the final LoHo scene.
Any chance it’s really chipped?
I have to rewatch didn’t see the chipped tooth, he probs did chip it and show said leave until after this ep then fix.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! I love that the expression on his face says: WUH?!
I thought he look animalistic! Like, thats his mooney vamp face without the contacts!
He heard we were coming and i think i see a moment of panic rush across his handsome devil faaaaaace!!
He heard we were coming…..nice Ess…….
I knew one of you h00kers would catch that.
That fountain is waaaaay too small for dipping the FOY!
*Wheels* the DeFOY brillator toward the Hookers”Charging to 360!”
LOL! Now that there made me laugh.out.loud.
I loved the banter in this scene. I loved the one upmanship by Danny & Steve and I loved even more that Cath was able to jump in on it without sucking the life out of the scene. She can hold her own with the big boys and crack her own teasing jokes. That’s why she’s good with McG. She & McG practically have the same relationship he has with Danny. Except…you know..she gets to shop in Bang. C*ck.
I’m sensing “Shopping in Bangkok” is now Sardonic code for, uh, you know… Traditional Valentines Day/Night Activities.
I love “shopping in Bangkok”
“One night in Bangkok and the worlds your FOY-ster”…..
Kimmer – ur killering me!!
HA HA HA HA HA !!
Kimmer-you are on FIRE tonight!! I can’t catch my breath I’m laughing so hard!
Shopping in Bang.C*ck!! YEAH BABY!!
Sardonic dictionary? Anyone?
She is self–assured enough to be able to hang in with the banter. I appreciated Michelle Borth’s acting in this weeks episode – maybe because it is the most we have gotten to see her.
And she said Bang.C*ck. Withoug laughing. Or sweating.
“Except…you know..she gets to shop in Bang. C*ck.”
KILLING ME.
Danno in a white shirt and tux- sigh- oh, did something else happen in this scene?
Actually, this was scene that made me think Danno and I would have a problem because he has Beloved Jets, when everyone knows he should Beloved the Giants instead. But, since my dad held season tickets to Jets b4 he moved to FLA, we can work with this…if he takes his shirt off ….and his pants…or both
But then you won’t be watching any football….
J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!
I’m pretty sure that if the Giants didn’t just win the Superbowl a lot of people would have been like, there’s more than one New York team??? Sorry, Lainie.
for realz- outside of this area the JETS are more wellknow then the GIANTS ? So opposite for me growing up in NY. But, can see why a Jersey boy would be more into the JETS. Both teams actually do play in NJ, around 40 minutes from where I grew up across the stateline. NY tends to claim a lot of things that actually belong to NJ, including the Statue of Liberty. I say this impartially because I only moved to Jersey when I turned 30. (2 weeks ago-
)
NJ lays claim to the Statue of Liberty? Well there you go. I’d also lay claim to having one of the best views in the world, that skyline, wow, amazing. As for the Jets, maybe it’s just me??? Having second thoughts now. But I def knew of the Jets before the Giants.
NJ “claims” to own Statue of Liberty – Try to take it, Jersey, just try to take it…..
If Jersey got Lady Liberty, how long before she was repainted bronze and draped in leopard print?
I believe if you look at a map The Statue of Liberty is closer to NJ than she is to NY. We just let NY think she’s theirs.
If you’re going to paint her bronze and dress her in Leopard print you have to complete the look and give her a Snooki hair poof at the crown. I’m from NJ so I can make fun of my own kind. Go Giants!
Kimmer 1, New Jersey 0.
New Jersey objects… Snooki is not even from Jersey- she is from LI – hardly any of the Jersey Shore crew is from Jersey. And, only a wee bit of Jersey is like what you see on tv (though I do know some girls from Essex Co that are very Real Housewives of NJ).
Hell to the No!! Snookie is from Marlboro….which is considered upstate NY…she is Kimmers. I unfortunately have to claim JWow and her circus boobs. Plus Jwow and Snookie aren’t even italian……But I will admit I was Snookie for Halloween, because I do love to play dress s/ut. And I do have to give the the little alchohol filled sponge some props because she has turned being a drunken idiot into major bank. Rutgers University paid her last year more than they paid Maya Angelou for a speanking engagement…..thats f’d up folks.
Did I mention the coding was as a result of nurse who was attending McG’s FOY? She fainted str8 away- was big shock to heart. True. Story.
Lainie, I believe you mean: “She fainted str8 away – was big c0ck to heart. True. Story.”
What, did she fall on him??
that works too
LoHo just got no love this entire episode. The guy we wanted her with ~~MAX~~ off makin waffles with another person…. Strikeout for the LoHo/Max contingent.
FUCUP’s of the world rejoice. I’ve managed to watch this epi at long last. Huzzah!!!
Also I forgot to add……
I’M BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK
*evil cackle*
EEEEVVVIILLLLLLL
*rejoycing*
\^_^\ /^_^/ \^_^\ /^_^/
I thought you had deserted us, Crumpie! I also finally got to watch this ep but have not commented because those other b.tches left us nothing to say!!
I’m so happy you’re back (even though you are v v scary)!
Maha…..when you coming back to ur hookers???
She’s v v busy…I shall recap last ep….danno wet and no shirt with legs showing…what else happened? Id because I kept rewinding. Oh yeah…mcg there too..sis in trouble…lou grant ex baddie.kono hair nice…chin had tea…sis and bro both trusters..buttercream..bang
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