Dearest Hookers.
I hear rumours that you are jonesing and are seated on several f/cking ledges in anticipation of getting your discussion on re this last episode which I will recap this week, just not sure when.
Please note that currently, I am dealing with my own emotional headf/ck and this is why I simply do not have the energy to write for sardonic (while writing at my other page, I do not feel like I can disappoint anyone if I fall flat and so my standards there are much lower than what I churn out for FUCUP dangling H00kers, because that’s how much I love you koalas. Honest).
That said. You need to discuss. You can discuss this episode here to your heart’s utter contentment; I will not be reading so I don’t spoil it for myself.
You are free to roam and graze and have as much fun as possible — this was just a short love letter to you all.
xxo xxo xxo
M, Pimp Momma
Love you mama, please take care.
Thank you. Sincerely thank you.
You take care of your own emtional head f*ck as you put it, first and foremost. I”ll be here waiting for your delightful, humorous take on our 5-0 team’s latest episode when you get back. Looking forward to your comic relief.
Maddy
Maha, you take all the time you need.
Wherever we may roam, we will be back here when you are ready.
Please take care of yourself first !
With much love !!
lb
Hang in there sister!! We’ll wait! Feel better!
episode, smepisode. how are you? what can we do for you? whatever it is, know we are here to help and support you. (((love)))
Dear Maha, If I were a working girl, you’re the only one I would consider to be my pimp. Truth.
There has been a lot of Hugs & Love & Support going around all day. Nice to know there are such a lot of goodwill around the world, that vitual “strangers” support each other in their thoughts. Another Group HUGSIE to everybody on here and again a Special one for Pimp Momma!! Luv’Ya
Glad to know I’m not alone on my streetcorner tonight!! H00king can be so dangerous when done without support……
Not to worry, Maha. The ledge isn’t a bad place to be. Lots of alcohol, snacks, alcohol, pillows, AOL DVDs, alcohol, Season 1 & 2 reruns, did I mention alcohol? We can occupy the ledge quite comfortably while we wait. Take care of yourself first.
never mind that- lets send M a virtual care package of rainbow skittles, writing pads with geckos on them, matchbox camaros, free the FOY pillow covers and lotsa love.
And here I thought we hung out on the ledge for fun! Nothing like a good ledge with good peeps. On a more seeeeeereus note, the overarching theme of the past 24 hours is that you don’t have to go it alone… on ANYTHING. I hope you do not hesitate to bend an ear if you need one. Exxxxxes and Oooooohs.
M – Love and support being sent your way – cvc
Take your time, Maha. Whenever you’re ready.
Thanks for creating more space for us. Xx
Take your time, dearest Pimp Momma.
Do what you need to do for yourself and we will be here when you’re ready for us. We like it here on the ledge, it’s comfy and there’s great company.
Love you!
We ARE a demanding lot, aren’t we? LOL! We’ll be here when you”ll be here! No worries.
BE WELL!
Hey M…don’t worry about us. I’m pretty sure we’ll dissect the whole episode somewhere on this site, either on this page or one of the seeeeeriusssss pages before the recap. You do what you have to do, and when you can get around to us, we’ll be waiting!
Love ya!
Loving you honey, take your time and feel better. I guess I’m lucky, as Australia is so far behind, I’m stearing clear of recaps anyway, but I just wanted to let you know I’m thinking of you, praying for you and will be sending you love.
Hey Jess…you should post more. We need more Aussies here!
Run and hide people, the Aussies are taking over!!
They have no sense of humour……… 
(Westy, the Whale Whisperer – love y’all even if you don’t like rugby)
Aussies are the best people in the world! And we’re super funny! And I don’t like rugby either
Everyone one here is so great, I’ll have to come back more often, but I try and avoid spoilers, so that makes fan sites a little difficult. Last time I just came back at the end of the series!
Jess, I just gave up and don’t mind the spoilers anymore. And now my pirate friends on here, helped me to get up to date. I am looking forward to this recap, because it would be the first time I would actually know what Maha was writing about……..
I know why you all don’t like rugby, it’s because your teams are playing so bad!
….and you are good people and always funny, even if you try not to be
Jess, when I first started coming here, I only read the recaps of the eps I’d seen. Then when the finale of S1 was on, I gave up and joined the crowd. And you know, you can always watch the latest ep on VIPTV, which is how Gracie and I (and probably a few of the other foreigners) watch. (But don’t tell Sheila!)
Westy, I had no idea about that site! And I’m tempted to just start watching episodes as they’re screened in the US… We’ll see!
P.S. FOYeur, I prefer real footy, which is Aussie Rules! I’ve just been having this argument with a friend at work who follows soccer, and who declares that is the only code worthy of the name. Blech.
Wait…Jess. Which footy team do you barrack for?? *holds breath*
Oooh, this is dangerous territory! I am a Collingwood supporter.
For non-Aussies, Collingwood are the love ‘em or hate ‘em team of the Australian Football League. When you annouce you support Collingwood (also known by their nickname ‘the Pies’, for Mapies, an Australian bird which has black and white feathers), you are either friends for life, or viewed with suspicion, dislike, or outright hatred.
I wonder which team AOL barracks for?
Now you’ll have troubles with Westy & Infant….From there the *holds breath* of Westy……:lol: Think they’ll start crying if they find out AOL might supports it.
OMGOMGOMG! Gracieeeeeeeeeeeee! We got trouble!
you lost me at “barracks”…….
I think is Aussie for supporting a team…..I am working hard at becoming a honorary Aussie.
Eeeeeekkkk!!! is this the start of the great sardonic footie riot of ’12!?!?! I am only an Honorary Australian and I am skeeeeered!!
But in all seriousness JessB, I follow an American FB team that many people also love to hate (though not so much as some others) so I know the feeling!!
Also I really like Magpies they are cool birds. But Gracie got to me first. So Go Bombers!
Can we still be friends ?????
I’m going to need to read Aussie Rules Football for Dummies if I’m ever going to gain my spot as an honourary Aussie.
I’ll happily talk about Magpies and all sorts of other birds though.
We can totally still be friends! I love that you know the Bombers, and magpies.
Infant & Westy have educated me well (well… in your case… not so well). I am fairly certain that Infant once said if she learned Alex was a supporter of Collingwood she would shed literal tears.
#sardonicfootyriotof’12
Hee, now I really want to know what code he follows and what team he barracks for!
OMMMMGGGG. How long has this little chat been going on?
Jess, now i have to stop saying mean things about Collingwood.
Yes, Steph is right, if Alex declares himself a Collingwood supporter I’d cry. Real emo infant tears. What’s even worse than if he goes for Collingwood, Westy and Jess I am sure you’ll agree, is if he likes rugby. ‘Cause eww.
Yes barracks means goes for. And everyones answer to who do you barrack for, should be Essendon.
Like they all said – take your time, Pretty One, we’ll be sitting here waiting for you. Hope you’re feeling better soon, and whatever’s troubling you can be thrown out into the sea.
Sending you love and hugs, a brand-spankin’ new FOYbrator, and a case of batteries!
Only one case??
Hopefully a wholesale case full!!
If she burns up the batteries Lahagela can send her some super strength jumper cables.
Only “The Tinkler” (my new name for her “Size Queen) can handle the strength of those jumpers……we don’t what to loose momma like that!!(although, there might be a rather big smile on her face……)
Hellooooo!!!! I can hear you!!! h00kers.
We knowwwwwwwww!!!!! Thats why we enjoy it so much.
I only said because I knew you would see it! No back stabbing intended – all said with <3
I know….I tease……a lot……..* Hugsies H00ker *
So now what!? No one is commenting on 218, and yet in my mind it was the funniest ep so far. Are we going to wait for M´s recap then?
I think all of us are wishing M gets her head back in shape, but she wasn´t going to read this thread. Let´s get back to funnies
Personally, I have no problem waiting for Maha. We have a 3 week ep break, so there’s plenty of time. Having the recap later rather than sooner might make that break not seem so long.
In the meantime, I am getting to know Dr. Andy.
Ah Dr. Andy, somehow I forgot that I added that streaming option to Netflix just so I could watch that. Did the TR’s recap start? I have to try and get through that first ep.
Yes, we’ll have to catch up. Dr Andyyyyyyyyyy, here we come…..
Feel better Chief Hooker! Hoping Maha gets here mojo back!
Dearest M, hope you are feeling better soon. Love you.
M, love and kisses!!!!! take your time!!
M, see above what all those wonderful FUCUPS & H00kers are saying about you? Well I think they’ve pretty much summed it all up. I love you & I (Like those weirdos ^^) will be here whenever you feel like coming back here & writing. Hugsies. x
we got you.
OXOXOX
Hi QueenSuchnSuch!
Hi! I haven’t been by in a couple days cause I have been soaping but I am not ignoring! Hi! HI! Hisies! (that doesnt work does it?)
OK, so I know my hooker friends here will appreciate this…I’m laying in bed half asleep last night while non-McG is watching the sports report on tv, and they start talking about a basketball player whose name is….wait for it………Randy Foy.
Look it up, he’s a guard for the LA Clippers.
Saw him in person last Friday night. Made me laugh every time I saw the back of his jersey. Of course nobody around me knew what the hell I was laughing at.
Randy Foy!! He should be our mascot!
Seriously? Randy Foy? hahahahaahha That is just toooooooo funny.
PERFECT FIRST NAME
I always prefer a randy FOY to one that’s a little more sedate.
The randier the better.
Amen, sistahs!