- Dennis Miller used to be a really funny guy; now he’s just an ignorant f/ck job. HEY DENNIS! I’M A MUSLIMAH, DO I SCARE YOU, you mthr fkn loser? Have another drink.
- I really appreciate how much fellatio AtPlenkov is currently performing on this man’s 80 year old balls.
- Oh. He was just exploded. A Muslim did it. For sure. A Muslim who is a part of the #OccupyWallStreet movement.
- Daniel’s hairy chest is amazing. Like, it has a life all its own. Gracie Monkey is in a polka dot bikini, which is surprising because I really thought she’s be in a burka, with a helmet.
- While Daniel was watching Monkey speak to a boy, I imagined him imagining smashing the kid’s head into a coconut tree and having a majic pineapple fall on the kid’s head. Because coconuts grow on pineapple trees and vice versa.
- Also, Daniel calls the male p/nis a “motive.” Imagine s/xing with him?
“Wrap your mouth around my motive. My motive is so solid for you…” Ewww.
- McG is in green. Rocking the sh/t out of his green. If anyone can give me an update on his health, I would love that, please.
- Max. Still a wierdo.
- When McG asks The Other Bald Guy who he imagines would do such a thing, he doesn’t say “Muslims” or “Brown Kids Like That One Child Who Was Carrying Candy. Suspicious Candy And So I Shot Him.” A name I will not place on my site because I do not want anyone coming here thinking they will get real information about this tragedy of a heartbreak.
- Someone stole Dennis Miller’s body, but McG nearly commits — “vehicular manslaughter” which is hilarious — and gets the body back from Dumb and Dumber.
- CHINCHINCHIN is talking to Dennis Miller’s daughter, and I can’t help but notice that her partner’s face is CREEEEEEPEEEEE. Like, he looks like a wax doll, and I am freaked out that this is slowly turning into the new beauty standard.
- There is a hilarious conversation between McG and Daniel, where Daniel tells McG that he would be happy if Monkey carried a stun gun.
- He also calls a ten year old child a “stalker.” HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I laughed so hard, because YES! YES, DANIEL! CHILDREN ARE FKN CREEPEEEEEEEEE, mate. I am totes on board with you in this moment; now, let’s have the babies together, please?
Maha! You’re back! What a wonderful birthday present!
Is it your birthday today???? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO
It is and you have completed my day with this recap. 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 Thank you!
Awwwww hope your day is golden and that your 2012 is filled with many many dreams realized xxoxoxoxoxoxxoxxoxxoxoxoxo
happy birthday to ya…happy birthday to ya…happpppy birthdaaaaaaaaay
Happy Birthday Spurschick!
Thank you thank you thank you!
- McG is in green. Rocking the sh/t out of his green. If anyone can give me an update on his health, I would love that, please.
Yes! Oh sweet green shirt, how I love thee. Reports are that our beloved will be back on set the first week in April. I think.
Yea ! You are here !
Ask me how many times I have watched the scene with Danny in the pool an the scene thereafter when Monkey and he are walking. Atplenkov likes me after all. He gave me shirtless Danno. Also, other stuff happened, but I have no recollection.
Lainie! HOW MANY TIMES?
5-10-20 …thank goodness for tivo
The scene interviewing the radio producer… Danno’s stuffed into those shirt & pants… how does he BREATHE in those clothes??
Right? He’s like a stuffed turkey. Only without the beer bottle in his bum. Or wait…maybe that’s a chicken?
I’ve heard it both ways.
I used to like Dennis Miller years ago when he wasn’t so political. Now, that seems to be his whole schtick. Glad that he got the Rick Springfield treatment.
Yes. Yes and YES to DM getting the RS treatment.
THIRDED.
YES. FOURTHDED.
Dennis Miller is real??? I’m lost. What?!
I am lost right there with you. I had to Wikipedia him.
1) So happy to see you here Maha!! Hope life is treating you right.
2) LOVED the cargument about Monkey and her 10 yr old stalker! McG’s FAAAACE!!! Awesome.
The irony of Danno talking about stalkers to McG. I was waiting for Steve to turn around and say, “stalkers, Danny, have you heard of this band of merry FUCUPs???”
At least we’re merry!
LOL. Yes…at least we’re that.
’2) LOVED the cargument about Monkey and her 10 yr old stalker! McG’s FAAAACE!!! Awesome.” – Danny saying Ted Bundy was 10 once and McG’s faaaaaace when he says, “yes he was Danny….yes he was”…..DY-ing!
Welcome back, Maha!
Welcome back, green shirt!
Welcome back McG/Alex (soon)!
Happy Birthday, Spurschick!
Maha, You’re back! Hope all’s well with you. Thanks for recapping.
I look forward to reading tonight.
Thanks, all. Back slowly. Will get 2.19 recap up shortly. Hope you enjoyed your read
I can’t wait to catch up! Everyone is so bubbly! Yay is right. Way too seeeeerious lately. Love hearing from all again.
YAY, you are back!! Daniel’s reaction to Gracie and the boy…LOL, of course the boy is a stalker!
Mama Maha!!! Dennis Miller turned into quite the douche, eh?
We have no news on Alexs health and recoupertation because the koalas have not returned our calls!!
Ok, girls, how pissed would you be if your father was calling you “Monkey” in public…whilst you innocently spoke to the object of your affections???
Det. Williams has no idea what a real Stalker is…..but I would be more than happy to fill him in……and McG is right….”that’s a lie, you love me”
Maha!! Welcome back! You can’t imagine how welcome that announcement email was this morning, when I woke up in a bad mood (issues with Not McG). Love you!!!
Thank you The Tinkler and Refugee.
Refugee — hope that things are a little more sorted with Not McG?? Are we calling him B@STARD?! Tell us where we stand, please.
The Tinkler: Like, the ultimate douche! UGH.
Not a b@stard, just a pain in the @$$ sometimes. Not his fault he’s not McG! Oh but when I close my eyes, sometimes he is! After 31 years I still love him like a fat kid loves cake.
Maha, you’re back & the gangs all here. Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Oh how we’ve missed you, we’ve started all kinds of random things in your absence.
Honestly, I thought the next step was going to be a sewing circle or book club!!!
Refugee what a wonderful vision you’ve given me. “I love him like a fat kid loves cakes” Awesomeness!!
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