- We start the episode with a hairless chested McG. STOP DOING THIS TO HIS CHEST, ATPLENKOV, you stupid man.
- Taryn Manning — Sister McGgoo — is on this episode. Last we saw her, she was getting her a/s beat and chucked into the trunk of a car. Then McG shipped her off for her own safety. Wish he’d ship me off for my own safety, and by “ship me off for my own safety,” I mean bang my head into a headboard repeatedly.
- Oh my God, I just f/cking died laughing when Daniel planted his surf board and made his big boy face, imitating McGgoo. Like, it was perfect, and you know — you just know that it was entirely ad-libbed.
- Sister McGgoo is totes excited to be here and to surprise McGgoo who, clearly, is not as excited to see her. When Sister McGoo hugs Daniel hello, I think she probably pulled back and choked up a hairball.
- When McG stalks off after her, and tells Daniel to “pick up your board,” I complete him by yelling “YOUR TEENIE TINY TOY BOARD, DANIEL.”
- At McGgoo Shangri-La, McGgoo calls her a “Steward-Ess” which, by the way, is a shout-out to both H50BAMF and Sardonic. BAM!
- Heeeey y’all, Hawaii has a lighthouse, and I’m not even referring to The FOY, but rather a real lighthouse.
- Oh Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary. There is a creepy large man in her bedroom whose been waiting for his coffee and now he’s pissed it’s taken her this long.
- I want to suck on McG’s neck, and then bite his mouth until it bleeds. You know, FYI.
- At H50 HQ, CHINCHINCHIN, Daniel and Kono are talking about McGgoo. Because I can read lips, they’re saying “He’s a handsome devil masculine man why doesn’t he let his chest hair grow Atplenkov? Also, he has really nice masculine manly thighs, we’re so happy he’s our boss and my bffitwww says I Daniel.” Something like that.
- McPanty Destroyer In My Pants notices and asks Daniel if they’re talking about his handsome devil masculine self because of course they are, and then receives a call telling him Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary has been arrested.
- Turns out that Mary had approximately $20,000,000 worth of diamonds taped to her a/s. Literally. Imagine how difficult it would be to take a seat? Clearly, this is some sort of a set-up, and Mary’s not actually doing anything wrong.
- HA HA HA! Sister McG gives McG one piece of information — that she didn’t know / hadn’t before seen the man who was in her room — and he tells her to slow down because it’s all too much for his fun brain to comprehend.
Dear Writers,
I love you best when you write as though you’re picking phrases from a box of random fridge magnets.
Love,
Maha
- Steven is frustrated with Mary, and he’s having a little bit of a rough time making sense of what’s happened because he’s a little slow, this one.
He tells Mary “it doesn’t add up,” and I look to my left and then to my right and wonder “isn’t it your job to make things add up, Commander?”
Pretty sure that as soon as I thought that, Show punched me in my eye. With this:
- Eight minutes in, my guess is that the person who got Mary the job, and who is under threat of death, is actually in on this entire sitch, and that Mary is targeted because she is also a McG.
- Steven tells Mary her friend is as good as dead and then s/xes her with his eyes. Sometimes, I really love Show.
- Daniel doesn’t trust Sister McG because he’s projecting about his hairless chested creep of a brother, surely a bottom in the prison system were he ever to enter.
Dear Dane Cook,
Grow your chest hair, please, before you return to Show.
Thank you,
M
I loves this episode.
‘choked up a hairball’ – i nearly choked reading it!
Oh preeeeteeee Momma – so happy to see you back
xx
I get a hairball every time I look at Scott shirtless. Then I cry at the lack of hair on McG. For the love of god show, there has to be a happy medium between these two extremes!!! I mean WHAT TF?!?!
But right now I’m not on speaking terms with TPTB over a couple things I found out they made Alex do this yr anyway. Fkrs.
Here’s a hairball for ya! I call this one MANSCAPER’S VACATION.
Looks like his barber’s on vacation too.
Manscaper’s Vacation…a thing of beauty that just makes me want to say…F U CBS.
I’m in love. Okay, I was before, but now EVEN MORE!
I’ll take two.
**wipes drool**
Granted this is the extreme upper end of my hair tolerance but it is perfect. On the face, pecs & lower abs. Exactly where it should be. *sigh*
For me, the #1 thing in this pic is the face touching. I apparently have a THING for face touching.
My feels re: body hair should be understood.
Although, this pic, I do want him to get a bit of a haircut. Hippie.
HIPPIE!! LOL! <3
RE Face Touching…it's a keeper for sure and he does it all the time! *tease*
He is a little unkempt in this pic which is not my preferred taste but I do like having at least one visual of an au natural AOL to perv on. I think normally he keeps himself a bit more kept up. Even in casual pics when he's not doing a role, the chest hair is back but the facial & head hair are well kept. Just like a good man should.
Au Natural! Now that is a sentiment I can get behind. Or in front of. Or on top of. Or Underneath of. Or all over. You get the picture.
Hmm… how can I make my ACA to Steph’s comment even BIGGER?
and ACA to ACA
or is that ACA 2I&B?
HA! Now Alex can never visit here. Unless we think he’s cool with an entire thread about whether or not CBS should trim his chest hair.
If he had twitter he’d go:
Alex O’Loughlin @BAMF:
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you find a blog where a bunch of girls talk about your chest hair.
I think there has been far “worse”/awkward treads than chest hair….
Ya sure you betcha!
Think when you run into him…..if you really can think of anything else to say, you can always say, “check out Sardonic, there some nice convo’s about you happening there…worth the read!
Please…this is much better than some of the things that have been said about him here…
Maybe he’d print the thread out and take it to AtPlenkov and go “SEE??? I told you so!”. lol
I don’t know what you s/uts are talking about or who is making these types of “worse / awkward comments” but that kinda stuff is not allowed here. I will not objectify x 1000. I’m trying to turn over a new leaf here….help me out.
But we already know @Plenkov comes here.
It’s mick hair without the blow out and products.
May the heavens bless you and keep you for all of your days, SJ. Tis a thang of booty. 😥😥😥
Ooh, that’s nice, is it a chest wig?
awwww….nooooo mate!!! it looks like a chest merkin!!!! I think I need to go get some of Sams petromalt now, I need to get this hairball up.
OK, I’ll bite. You mentioned the “weight issue” on another page. What else did they make him do? And how do you actually know these things? And is there any way to stop these f/ckrs?
That they made him report to S2 thinner was straight out of his mouth at SOTB.
I could rant on their obvious double standard but that would take me into very non-sardonic territory and I don’t want prettee Momma to yell at me first day back.
Thanks, ESS. I’ve seen a few of the SOTB interviews, but obviously not the one you reference.
Hope you continue to get better.
The BAMF site is more awesome than ever!
Thank you love…
Fkn c0cksuckers.
ACA 2I&B
I just want to pet Danno – all over
“When Sister McGoo hugs Daniel hello, I think she probably pulled back and choked up a hairball. ”
Or as Sheila and I started calling him. Chewie!!!
Chewie’s ‘Mini-me’.
I KID I KID!!
Bad Infant!
Making me say these things…
He is so adorable…..but he is so freaken hairy. And teeny tiny.
It’s all Infants fault.
I know some members of the fandom are fans of petitions. A “Stop The Manscaping” petition is one I’d actually consider signing. Why do they insist on messing with perfection? Dopes.
Eek! I was writing the same thing! Ginks you owe me a coke.
Thank you! They have a man who has hair where he should and not where he shouldn’t. The perfect amount….and the fkrs mess it up.
I’m borrowing a line from the Moonlight page: FU CBS
Let me start by saying that I am not making a joke about rehab. Rehab is a v v seeeeeerious thing and I applaud any and every who has the courage to admit they need help and do so in the form of rehab. That being said, TPTB need to follow AOL’s lead and get manscaping rehab. What is the your problem with chest hair?! Has makeup made such a stink about covering the gecko that they’ve insisted on waxing him within an inch of his chinny CHINCHINCHIN? Just put the razors down and walk away. Remember the ridic petitions to get Lori removed from show? Can you just imagine petitions against the removal of chest hair? Don’t ever dare a FUCUP, Show. You don’t want a piece of that shiz
RE: The petition…great minds think alike.
If its a make up issue then write the tats into the show. An old Navy buddy shows up and Super Seal goes out drinking with him and comes home with a tattoo of a Gecko and what ever the heck that other eyelash-y looking tat is. It’s a win win. #freethegecko #freetheotheronethatisntthegecko
“what ever the heck that other eyelash-y looking tat is”
wondering about what the heck that thing is keeps me up a night
#freetheonethatsnotthegecko
It’s a “little” bite mark I left, when we met in our youth………..
LOL
Dare I ask where the gecko is?
Are all these fairly new tatts as he didn’t seem to have any in ML or were they manscaping too?
It was all a big COVER-UP!!
They actually did a better job in ML covering them up. He had his shoulder tattoos in ML too.
I thought that his pecs were AGAIN looking orangey or peach-ish. What’s with MATCHING skin tone??? IS IT THAT DIFFICULT??
:::calming down:::
Word on the street is that the cover up is made of SPAM; hence the shade of orange (pronounced ‘fkn c0cksuckers’). You are welcome.
A link for MJ, thanks to ESS’s tumblr:
The gecko is on his right, the one that’s not the gecko is on his left.
http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/search/freethegecko
G*Damn that’s some good stuff on there!
AND you used the ‘search’ tool for #freethegecko! BRILLIANT!!
…have I told you today I love you Momo? REAL love??
I had complete confidence in your post tagging and knew I’d get what I wanted from that search
Love you too!
The “other” one is an aboringinal symbol…I forgot exactly what it means. something about a human mark, I think it had something to do with the hunters and seeing human foot prints….
Hey You know about the “eyelash” tat and never told us!? Do You think You could find that info still somewhere. And since You´re the expert in tat area find out what it says on that lotus tat…not too much to ask ey?
Yeah, um sorry Paula, lost my encrytion key for sans script and hindu years ago……you are on your own translating the lotus bit. maybe your local university has a dead languages department you can submit that to for translation?
Thank you.
I was mesmerised by the legs in those trousers! He needs to wear these in H50. Is it that he would cause mass traffic chaos in Hawaii if he wore those?
I am totes convinced they dress him down for a reason. Though if they didn’t, we may never notice the gaping plot holes & inconsistencies.
You are requesting he wear a pair of pants on Show?
I don’t think Mary Jane has been posting long enough — our Mantra here, love, is ‘PANTS-LESS.’ (All caps, too.)
Sorry, I was briefly knocked off message by the sight of those lovely straight black trousers. It didn’t last long.
I kinda get it. He wears the SH/T out of those jeans in that pic. Full stop.
There it is!!
If makeup has an issue trying to cover the tatts and need the manscaping to do their job then they suck. I volunteer my services to fly to Oahu and practice, practice,practice to find a way around the problem that doesn’t involve the manscaping.
Alex, please remove your shirt. Lie down and just relax. I promise this won’t hurt. (Unless you want it to)
Boom.
Licking them off won’t work, Ess.
I’m pretty sure she’ll try anyway. I know I would!
Things like this need to be attempted for scientific research. Future generations may need to know…
There are some things I would like to do to those nipples……whoops did I say that in my outside voice??
…my bite mark is already there……..
He said he likes nipples…..oops, I thought we were having a private discussion…sorry folks.
hehehehe…PERVERT!!!! I forgot, he did say he has a thing for nipples on E! Canada (?) but his own or her’s? He’s probably a little freaky into biting, some pain, maybe pegging….
Jesus H. What in the sh/t is ‘pegging’?
oh honey…..yeah…you may or may not want too google that one.
It’s a HARD job, but someone’s got to do it…….
I already said it was a ploy for the make up team to have an excuse to repeatedly do his make up.
Did anyone else notice that when McG was walking away from the beach, it looks like that orange paint has been slapped on to his sides too. Those make-up “artists” must have had a blast splashing the paint all over the near FOY area! http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa43/kristiina13/?action=view¤t=h50_caps_219_149.jpg
mmmm that back… yum
Seriously, does anyone know if they remove tats digitally frame by frame?
Think one of the Mc Nerd’s should do an indepth search or research on the matter for us…….this is me CALLING INFANT……!!
Ok I spent some time McNerding. It’s not the easiest topic and if I get one more hit for Girl With a Dragon Tattoo I’m throwing my laptop away, but from what I read, cover up is preferred. There is make up specifically made for covering up tattoos. But yes it is possible to remove tattoos digitally, but obviously cover up is the cheaper option.
Also McNerded after I summoned you. Watched a video on the cover-up. Its a v v long prosess. But they can do it nicely. Digital, they have to do frame by frame…….
Wonder if they spraypainted/or bodypainted him for TBUP and for 2.06….he looks very oiled in both and no patches. Not that I know if that is an opsion (some more McNerding needed)
LOL, summoned me? I like that you thought I’d be smart enough to hook you up with the info.
Thanks McNerds
The link to the half covered tattoo…. http://www.50undercover.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Ep-219-Alex-and-Scott.jpg
Hadn´t seen that pic. I did find it odd that only the sides were painted, maybe they show in so many frames that digital cover would be a night mare. Looks funny with that small piece without the paint
There must be some method in ther madness!!!!
all- I am off to ESSland and will be back late Wed. Hugsies til then.
Interestingly enough the sides look orange but the middle of the back not. I have seen a pic where the sides were covered but you could still see the tattoo on the middle of back, so I believe the middle that looks better was digitally removed?! Why, I don’t know……
umm. wow. thank you.
he has muscles in the shape of wings.
i can’t even capitalize my first letter in the sentences anymore.
“he has muscles in the shape of wings.” – HAHAHAA! OMG they ARE!!
LOL, Maha, this episode of Show seems to have inspired you a little bit!
“- Oh Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary. There is a creepy large man in her bedroom whose been waiting for his coffee and now he’s pissed it’s taken her this long.”
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. I was half expecting bees to come out of his mouth.
guy is so creepy!!!
I hereby move that Mary shall heretofore be forever referred to as only Sister McGoo.
I personnally have no issues with the manscaping. I have issues that it took NINETEEN EPISODES this season to get McG (and Daniel) shirtless, pantless, and wet.
I don’t like his chest hair. There. I said it.
I much prefer the manscaping!
Westy, I’m taking the clippings of all of AOL’s chest hair that he’s had removed over the years, and knitting you a shield.
I love you SUE!!!
I’ll help Stephanie Jane and we’ll knit you one too, just like for Sue…..!!
don’t make me vomit!!!
Westy. Is your koala retarded? Did it draw its own Pho-Toe?
This koala, this epic drawing, was part of my birthday pressie from SJ the JK. It is not a RETARDED koala! I loves it very much!
Soooo good to have you back, Mama!
all because I asked atplenkov so often, he gave me shirtless Danno 2 weeks in a row. honestly, I couldn’t care less if there was a plot – I just like the pretty boy and his funny faces and lines. he can ride my wave any time he wants…and he doesn’t even need to announce that he’s coming.
I was kind of disappointed at McG’s cool reception to Mary. Does she f*k up his life that much?
Right! I mean, he was Mr. Sad Panda when he put her on the plane for her “safety.” Are things safe now? Me thinks not.
Could it have been shock? I’ve only seen the ep once, a week ago so don’t really remember his face in this scene (aka I was distracted).
Yeh, I liked Danny’s comment ‘Look at his face, he’s surprised’
I was surprised at first but he warmed up to her and by the time back at the house he was genuinely sweet to her.
I think McG is a man that just doesn’t take well to surprises and though the joke was on him at the end with the surprise, having your baby sister who he’s seen only a few times as an adult and trouble ALWAYS followed her, it probably was one of those mixtures of happy to see you but WTF are you doing here? I think it played on his face brilliantly…
I think that OFF CAMERA they had a bad Skype situation.
Has Show taught us nothing?
“I want to suck on McG’s neck, and then bite his mouth until it bleeds. You know, FYI.”
My panties just jumped up and down and squeeled.
Mine were busy pushing themselves to the front of the line…
OMG!! I so wanna play vampire with him!!!!
Mine just jumped down. Then they ran away. I don’t think they’re coming back.
Heh
Honestly, when Danno planted the board into the stand and then strikes the Mighty Mouse pose, I lost it. Literally laughed and replayed it a few times.
ACA! Love the hilarious mimicking that Danno does!
he’s too cute= actually, just cute enough
“McGgoo calls her a “Steward-Ess” which, by the way, is a shout-out to both H50BAMF and Sardonic. BAM!” – ESS! this is why Alex kicks ass. So polite and thoughtful. Life Ruiner.
Also this is the scene that punched me in my eye: http://h50bamf.tumblr.com/post/19638640665/and-just-like-that-i-have-a-new-fave-picture#tumblr_notes
FLR!!
What you said. F to the LR. Hate him. And his face. Not really.
It could be the four cup cakes I ate today but I’m going to be honest and say, just now, when that pic loaded, my brain went, “when I grow up I want to be a Navy SEAL t-shirt.” Heh.
Infant FTW!!
And the above is what happens when Infant has too much sugar.
Just noticed in this pic that now they made him wear eyeliner too? http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa43/kristiina13/?action=view¤t=h50_caps_219_400.jpg
And lipstick!
And rouge!
He just needs a long wig and tah-dah! David Duchovny in Twin Peaks.
Love. Twin. Peaks. I even visited that area in Washington and ate pie at Big Ed’s Gas Farm. And when I met Kyle MacLachlin, I told him that I would always think of him as Coop. I think he was too baked to care what I said.
I had to look up ‘baked’. I don’t think we have the same slang here. (but I liked the appropriateness of it, given ‘pie’.)
Do you know who else wears eyeliner????? Jared Leto.
Jared Leto. Call me.
Also, where did that guyiner no guyliner debate end?
Guyliner! LOL! Never heard that one before. Love it!
It ended with me, you, Ess & anyone else who agreed with us being right & everyone else not knowing what they’re talking about.
Steph, yes, that sounds about right to me.
It ended with no man who does not get paid at least minumum wage whilst making music publically shall ever ever wear eyeliner in public.
It ended with no BAMF should ever, ever be seen with guyliner, eyeliner, lipliner or any other liner at all……the end!!
He looks like Richard from LOST…..I want a no guyliner petition.
I was on #teamnoguyliner – at the end of that long debate. Richard from LOST swears that is just how he looks, he wears no guyliner. Hard to believe I disagree with ESS and Steph on something, but I guess I found it. (you’re all wrong by the way except for LaHagela and FOYeur)
GUYLINER.
Oui.
The Queen hath spoken. That means Team Guyliner wins.
That’s it….if Maha agrees that guyliner is okay…I am packing my bags with the last two panties I have left and I am off to find me another site…..Sh/t, I forgot nobody else will have me…they don’t GET my name. Looks like I’m forever doomed to stay inside the walls of Sardonic
Plus this is Hotel California, of course. You can’t leave anyway. Mwahahahaha!
(“last two panties I have left” heh heh)
Do I feel new lyrics to the song coming……
Scary thing is, it hardly needs it! But I will put my mind to it & see what happens
Word Cloud for this thread:
Chest Hair Hairball Natural Body Gecko Eyelash
Bite Suck Neck Mouth N!pples Pervert Panties
Covered Tattoos Orange Makeup Manscaping
Oiled Back FOY Vampire Pants Shirtless Guyliner
(This is why I <3 you all v v hard.)
I will sign up for some Vampire Pants Shirtless Guyliner …Any Day of the Week and Twice on Monday! Wow!!
I’ll take the Pervert Panties Covered Tattoos.
Thanks for that.
What are we like?!!
H00kers. We are like h00kers.
I’ll take Bite Suck Neck please. It will help with my new neck fetish.
I think it’s adorable that you think we’re “like” h00kers.
Pretty sure that everyone here would shove their mother down a hole for free, for a go at The FOY.
Except Lainie; she would do it for Harry Danny. (I love hair, Lainie.)
Ah, this must be a British (and, I think, Irish) thing. ‘What are you/we like’ is used when someone does or says something outrageous. It’s rhetorical, so if you answer it, it’s just to agree. Translation:
What are we like? = we are such a bunch of h00kers.
We are like h00kers = I concur!
Obvi, this is only the case if the person answering agrees that the behaviour which prompted the question is, in fact, outrageous. In H50, though, it would go something like this:
Danny: You just used a grenade to open a door! What. Are. You. LIKE?!
Steve: Someone who doesn’t pass when he can run?
Danny: No. A crazy person. A CRAZY PERSON, is what you are like!
No! Wait! Wait!! You said it was adorable. Ignore EVERYTHING I just said.
I’ll take Oiled FOY Pervert.
I like this game!
I’ll play! I’ll take Vampire Bite Neck and Gecko N!pples Per.Vert
#freethegecko
not sure if my last comment posted- I am off to ESSland and won’ be back til late Wed – hugsies til then.
Have fun! The weather is gorgeouss!!!!
sorry gals, just testing here. WP is acting up and not accepting my comments…