We are in Hawaii, but pretending to be in Osaka, Japan. There is a mysterious man who may or may not be Woah Fat.
McG is leading an INTERPOL team, to whom he is speaking in English — only, they all respond to him in Japanese, which makes me LOL, especially because I know one of them just said “please remove your pants.” I really wish they’d made McG-Spot just spit all over them, and then close-captioned it for the rest of us. Remember that? Remember when McG spit all over CHINCHINCHIN and we pretended it was a language?
Welcome back, Alex. You’re lookin’ better than ever, mate; The Rehabs did you v good.
It’s Woah Fat. And he has a really very bloody bathroom, but a f/kng CRAZY HOT three-piece suit on with a killer tie.
Uhm.
HO-LEE KOH-YEAH!
Kono takin’ it for the Sisters from ADAM. The hottest criminal in the history of criminals, oh my GOD. I did not see this coming. Did you, H00kers?
Imagine the consequences for Kono, and I don’t mean the inevitably amazing consequences for her v@gina., but rather that she is having the really fun s/xing with The Head of The Yakooza’s Hottest Son In The History of Criminals Whose Washboard I Would Like To Try And Nibble.
Dear Show,
I have been requesting that Kono be allowed to have the s/xing good times 4evah, and now you have fkn outdone yourself! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Love,
M
This leaves Charlie Fong and His Big Dong for me. Aces.
Finally, McG-Spot rings his BFFITWWW4EVAH, and even Daniel’s hair was all WTF, MOTHER FKR? I love. McG-Spot gives The 5-0s a lead, and that lead ends in a Federal Agent who — while CHINCHINCHIN says must be dirty because she’s communicating with Woah Fat, Daniel’s more like “uhm…dude…she’s probably totes clean and doing this with the blessings of our Government…cus we do this sh/t all the time. Don’t you read Slate? Or what about Jeremy Scahill?”
Quietly in the corner, Kono doesn’t want to say what she’s thinking which is: Maybe she’s just s/xting him. Have y’all seen Woah Fat?!“
Best episode in a while. I watched it 3 times last week.
2.01, 2.10… and then I had to wait til 2.22 for the next awesome episode?! Season 2 was just so weird.
Season 2 has had the highest of highs, 2.01, 2.10, 2.19 and 2.22 and the lowest of lows …very wierd indeed. At least we’re ending high! I’m sure the finale will be great!
ACA on 2.01, 2.10 and 2.22.
If I had the time I’d rewatch these three. 
If they have them, well the first two, on my flight I will squee. I also kinda want them to have BTTF ep. 
Same here but add 2:15, Monkey kidnappered.
Those interpol agents must think McG is such a drama queen. “he’ll not be taken alive! He’ll use civilians for cover!” and then it goes down like that! Oh better safe than sorry I suppose!
You are SO RIGHT!!
Also – how does he know Wo Fat would rather die than be captured alive? If anyone had got within a cat’s whisker of capturing him before, he would now be dead (as per ‘rather die’) which would render this whole storyline moot, really.
For someone that is so meticulous in his appearance I was kind of surprised Wo Fat would leave his bathroom so messy. Seemed out of character.
This bugged me:
Adam has surely received the packages before this, because the plan has to be in place already. So the bathroom has been like this for quite a while (and yet the blood still looks fresh. But whatever). Wo Fat is very very clean and the bathroom looks like an abbatoir.
So is there another bathroom or does Wo Fat just have the bladder of an elephant?
What I love about this site…I learn something new all the time. Today I learned what abattoir means.
I didn’t. Anyone?
Today I learned that I don’t know how to spell ‘abattoir’. Not at that time in the morning, anyway.
Mama – it’s a slaughterhouse. Sometimes halal, sometimes not.
Sometimes halal, sometimes not.
OMG, I love you MORE. I didn’t think this was possible.
Wait. Why are we (because we think as one) thinking that blood belonged only to Poppa Yakoozah??
Mostly I just wanna know what other parts of Poppa Yakoozah were sent to YoungSexy Yakoozah? #NoIDon’t.
Please, the moustache on a piece of duct tape. It would make my entire year.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just spit coffee. Everywhere!
Sorry. #notreally
Hahaha!!!
Also was there ice in the bath? Did room service not get suspicious – another bucket? He must have had to drink a few bottles of champagne. No wonder he was all like ‘F*ck it McGarrett, take me in, I f*ckn love you’.
^^THIS^^^ Is exactly what went down.
Wo Fat & six crates worth of Veuve Clicquot.
Real ice. Not that fake non-melting Mooney ice.
Mooney.
*sigh*
THIS COMMENT is why I shouldn’t read sardonic when I’m supposed to be in meetings at work. I think I just strained something making my laugh sound like a coughing fit. DY…ING… ALICIA!!!! ILU!!!!
Right, I also wondered who was in the tub. Or was just blood in the tub? And are we assuming it was Adam’s dad but since it was Woah Fat he could have killed anyone. And, whatever it was, it happened off screen, of course. Like Kono being taken?
I see what you did there.
I loved McG-spot silently looking at the bathroom. His eyes were amazing.
I´m digging Kono with Adam! I wonder how old Adam is supposed to be in show? Is there a huge age-gap between these two…his body looks super-fit. Maybe he and Steve could have a cage fight together, red shorts and sweaty bodies…
That would be on my top ten list for next season! Along with more Danno bed hair of course!
hmmmmmmmm……..our boy has returned from his R&R looking incrediably soft and as unwrinkled as a babies bottom……did he accidentially fall onto a few syringles full of botox?
his IIIIIIIII frown lines are now only III
he looks younger, he looks his age!
Go Alex!
Well well well, I did notice that McG´s face doesn´t look quite as angry as it has before. As long as he has that killer smile I´m totes ok with a little bit of poison
Do you really think ? ..
I do I do!! skin is v v smooth…..could be micro dermalbrasion. and a little of the B in between the brows. Did he do anything with his brows in the last two eps? can’t remember. if he did get some he must be v v careful otherwise those awesome facial expressions of his will be no more.
I’m gonna chock it up to a series of micro’s or even a chemical peel. Skin looks much much smoother and younger. I’ve had micro’s to get rid of sun spots (shut up Paula!) and some old zit scar’s, so I know what it looks like.
I think his forehead looks smoother especially in that bts video with the lei around his neck, here look : http://neropatti.tumblr.com/post/23048388466/and-this-is-our-thanks-for-the-season-cheeky
Justine, what sun spots? Your sicilian blood doesn´t take well all that sun then
I had a facial peel (Schrammek) way back and my skin just peeled off in a week, the result was amazing.
God, he is so f’ing hot. ovaries just blew.
so smooth…..and the lines between the eyes? mysteriously gone!
Just wondering….is it the lines between ‘your’ eyes that are now mysteriously gone after the exploding of the ovaries?!
Have we found a now cosmetic wonder drug??……Look at the f’king hot FOY-man….blow ovaries….no botox needed
wisea$$
Years ago when I still watched TV show “Nip and Tuck” there was an episode that said $perm is so high in proteins that it actually will restore skin and give it a youthful look (there were a couple of ladies that then invented a facial cream containing $perm that they bought from those “TBUP baby clinics”.
So when reading your above comment my mind went to a special “facial”….so sorry Justine
Nope, not the kinda facial I was talking about you PERV!!!! I love a good perv!!
I truly love you H00kers!!
Taking a moment to appreciate the gorgeousness of healthy, has-eaten-a-sandwich, taking care of himself, AOL. #thatisall
Kono has good taste…thats all
I don’t know that anyone answered the recap question – or maybe just do not want to answer on behalf of h00kers – but no, I don’t think we saw anything coming on that front. Too interested in seeing her and Fong – but pretty thrilled to see her get some hot action no matter who it is – such a great twist! Made me want to shower – and not in a bad way like when I saw Sang Min. *discuss – I know he has is fans here*
“they all respond to him in Japanese, which makes me LOL, especially because I know one of them just said “please remove your pants.” I really wish they’d made McG-Spot just spit all over them, and then close-captioned it for the rest of us”
McG spot?! LMFAO!!!!!
And Maha, I am pretty sure that all I EVER hear when anyone speaks to McG or anyone else on Show in a language other than English (or German since I speak that) is “Please remove your pants”.
And a big DITTO to all you said about Kono FRICKING FINALLY getting sexy time with anyone….and its Yacoosa Jr?
Bravo Kono and bravo show!!!
Was it just me, or did Japanese Interpol Dude look a lot like Noshimuri’s brother (Adam’s uncle, I guess?)