We are in Hawaii, but pretending to be in Osaka, Japan. There is a mysterious man who may or may not be Woah Fat.
McG is leading an INTERPOL team, to whom he is speaking in English — only, they all respond to him in Japanese, which makes me LOL, especially because I know one of them just said “please remove your pants.” I really wish they’d made McG-Spot just spit all over them, and then close-captioned it for the rest of us. Remember that? Remember when McG spit all over CHINCHINCHIN and we pretended it was a language?
Welcome back, Alex. You’re lookin’ better than ever, mate; The Rehabs did you v good.
It’s Woah Fat. And he has a really very bloody bathroom, but a f/kng CRAZY HOT three-piece suit on with a killer tie.
Kono takin’ it for the Sisters from ADAM. The hottest criminal in the history of criminals, oh my GOD. I did not see this coming. Did you, H00kers?
Imagine the consequences for Kono, and I don’t mean the inevitably amazing consequences for her v@gina., but rather that she is having the really fun s/xing with The Head of The Yakooza’s Hottest Son In The History of Criminals Whose Washboard I Would Like To Try And Nibble.
I have been requesting that Kono be allowed to have the s/xing good times 4evah, and now you have fkn outdone yourself! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
This leaves Charlie Fong and His Big Dong for me. Aces.
Finally, McG-Spot rings his BFFITWWW4EVAH, and even Daniel’s hair was all WTF, MOTHER FKR? I love. McG-Spot gives The 5-0s a lead, and that lead ends in a Federal Agent who — while CHINCHINCHIN says must be dirty because she’s communicating with Woah Fat, Daniel’s more like “uhm…dude…she’s probably totes clean and doing this with the blessings of our Government…cus we do this sh/t all the time. Don’t you read Slate? Or what about Jeremy Scahill?”
Quietly in the corner, Kono doesn’t want to say what she’s thinking which is: Maybe she’s just s/xting him. Have y’all seen Woah Fat?!“