Agent Special K / Larisa Oleynik: On behalf of the Sisterhood, I would like for her to be s.xed by McG. (Larisa Oleynik, you are v welcome.)
“Cath” / Michelle Borth: Her and McG booty-call one another on the regular. Additionally, she misuses military equipment for a ride on The FOY. My kind of girl. (P.S. You really should catch her in Timer, a lovely little film where her character is brill.)
CHARLIE!! / Brian Yang: He is my personal favourite of all secondary characters. It doesn’t hurt that he’s a fox. I would perform two pilgrimages to Mecca if it meant that CHARLIE!! would become a regular s.xer of Kono. Also, CHARLIE!! is a lab man who knows much about everything.
Hero-Hiro-Max / Masi Oka: It’s HIRO! I love Hiro. Note above banner; he has always been an honourary 5-0 at Sardonic. If ever we met in real time, I would try to grapple a hug out of him and surely be punched in my hair by security.
Kamekona / Taylor Wily: He is a whale. A Shamu. A massive gigantic mountain of a man who plays with sock poppets and eats much shave ice. Additionally, he speaks v slowly and has trouble reading Daniel’s hand-writing. I wish to throw myself at his moobies and let the gods decide my fate.
Lauren German: Rumor has it that she is the new love interest of McG. I am v excited by this, and hoping that Lauren will help a sister out and remove McG’s pants. Additionally, she is sort of gorgeous and makes me green with much envy. Once we have seen her in S2, I will update this further.
Monkey / Teilor Grubbs: Daniel’s seed. She is the cutest child in the history of television shows, with close second Gracie-Belle (the prop / child to the Tami + Eric Taylor household on Friday Night Lights). She wears undershirts; I pray she will never turn into L a L o h a n.
Rac Hell** / Rachel / Claire van der Boom: Daniel’s ex-wife, momma bear to Monkey. I have greatly warmed to Rachel over the course of the season, if only because I love her real-life name and wish to be called van der Boom as well. Claire, will you marry me? I will take your last name. CALL ME!!
The above was written before she turned Daniel into a Mistress. As of end to Season 1, and much like the FOY, the Jury is hung on Rachel. If her redemption comes in S2, this will be further updated.
**Dear Claire van der Boom. This is the name by which the #FUCUPs have referred to your character since your v@dge re-seduced Mistress. Please note that we love you, though not so much your character.
SandMan-Sang Min / Will Yun Lee: At first, I too wished to smash an ashtray into SandMan’s handsome face. Over the course of Season 1, I came to greatly admire this character’s tenacity and loyalty to evil. That said, I wish he would trim his hair.
Sister McG / Taryn Manning: Bringing into McG’s life an element of human, she has disappeared because he has no time for gray. Or something. Maybe Taryn Manning’s just busy…dunno. Either way, she was an excellent character who should be brought back for more.
The Fountain of Youth: Is hidden in McG’s cargo pants, and often waves a little hello, sings a song, has a coffee. The uge.
Terry O’Quinn: He shall represent McG’s metaphorical poppa. I have only seen him in the extended preview and he makes McG smile a lot, which = panty crushing. What’s not to love? As with Lauren German, I will update this at a later time.
The Governor No 1, a Former Designing Woman / Jean Smart: She is McG’s metaphorical mummy but she has lunch with creepy criminaling murderers and was possibly being s.xed by Woah Fat. I mean, I don’t blame her on the later because: have y’all seen Woah Fat? S.x with this character would be like s.x with Satan, and I’ll try anything once. SATAN!! CALL ME!!
Turtles: They are everywhere in Hawaii and I weep with joy when @Plenkov decides to video them.
Victor Hesse / James Marsters: He, along with Woah Fat and The Governor, Designing Woman, belong to The Axis of H-50 Evil. That said, he is the only one within the Axis with whom McHero of My Underpants engages in epic a.smashing, making both boxers and panties sob with hysterical abandon. People keep saying he kicked Alex O’Loughlin in the testies. This makes me both v sad and wanting to pull Victor’s hair.
Woah Fat-Wo Fat / Mark Dacascos: He is beautiful. Woah Fat is to McG and The H-50 what Bin L.den is to The World. See above note re s.xing him = s.xing Satan. Fun Times Ahead!
The 5-0 Super Duper Tabletop Computer: I patiently await one of the 5-0s to get drunk, pull down their pants, sit on it and aim for a photo. Maybe even a reverse cowgirl, but just for fun.
The cars: There are so many, I have already lost track. All I know for certain is that they all come with br.asted lights.
Reverse cowgirl…you are so naughty!
They make it so easy.
So you did watch the extended promo? And?
I DID! And I am going to recap it later today at lunch!!
Oh, too funny. I love hot men driving boats, it is just so… hot.
Like, LITERALLY, Hot.
What happened to Cath?
She has been added! As have Victor Hess and WOAH FAT.
Can you add that Victor Hesse and McG engage in epic as.mashing!! *sigh* I want him to be around forever so he and McG can grapple several times a year.
Yes. Will do tomorrow! xoxoxo
Done and done!
Could you please amend Rachel to read Rac Hell, her true sardonic name.
A #FUCUP wish is my command. Done.
Love it all !
Hurrah!
Maha: Oh, these are hysterical. A glorious preview of what’s to come. Hey, how come you watched the preview? I thought this was a no-no in your world. GrannyMo
Thanks, Granmama!!
I was assured there were no real spoilers, and so I totes dug into the preview. LOVED IT!!
xxo
I would like to know what I was doing when you posted this, for I only just realised it was here. It was probably one of those days when I was pretending like I don’t check this site every day…….
I <3 Hiro! And spot on with Terry Quinn.
Whaaaaat?
Aren’t you email subscribed to this site, woman? You should have received an email indicating that a new page had gone live
I am subscribed, but I did not get an email telling me about the new pages. :S
Well. The good news is that it was only one page — this one — and it may be the notifications are only sent out when a new post goes up!
We’ll see as soon as next week rolls around and I post THE 1ST SEASON 2 RECAP!! Eeep!!
I know, right? Our anthem gets a mention in sardonictionary.
I had no idea until recently.
Wait!! Westy are you subscribed to the site?
Uh-Oh, looks like Westy & Gracie are in trouble….
Weird, I am subscribed to the site and I didn’t get an update of the cast and crew pages. Just found it by accident a few weeks back.
I’m positive I got a email.
Well, I’m fairly sure…
Maybe M just tweeted about it?
Hmm, I do however KNOW I KNEW!
I will test this sh.t later as soon as I have left Cartoon Village in TIFF. xx
I’m subscribed, but I stopped getting notifications a couple of weeks ago.
Hey Westy – I think I just got a glimps of AOL’s bodyguard and Holy Crap! You better save a couple of those ninja koalas to throw at this guy before launching yourself at the FOY. Good Lord, he reminds me of Top Job from “Goldfinger.” That or a smaller Kamekona who happens to be made of cement. This is one scary dude. G
Maha – I haven’t received any notifications either, at least for a few weeks or so. G
Where did the nickname LoHo come from for Lori Weston.
LOri from HOmeland security. LoHo.
Ah, bloody hell….. I thought LoHo was LO from Lori and HO from… being a ho. :-p
I like Miz’s interpretation better!
OK, I just checked episode 2.02, page 2, we are speaking of changing her moniker from LtotheG (because we wanted to seperate the actress from the character) and I could only come up with PeepToeHo, and Lainie shortened it to LoHo.
Thanks
OK, so this is weird – “v@dge” appears in the footnote to RacHell above, and in my browser at least, it’s underlined. Being naturally curious, I clicked on it, thinking an interesting pop-up might occur (not unlike the FOY). Image my surprise when my email server opened up a new email message, with “v@dge” as the addressee! IT’S A SIGN!!! FOY IS TRYING TO EMAIL ME!
LOL!!!!
How FUN