Kono’s at Adam The Hog-Tier. Did I miss an episode or did he never tell her that he found the clone phone? Kono pulls off the bandage and her wound looks like the pizza I ate last night.
Kono tells Adam stuff. Here’s a sentence of words: One filthy wind phone spy Kono hair nose laundry book hula-hoop. That’s how I feel about Adam and Kono.
The 5-0s trace SDIT to the woman who is the mother of his child. She took their son and fled after she discovered that he was not a nice fella but rather a terrorizing terrorist. For some reason, he just today thought about his son and decided to thieve him. Everyone’s thinking what I’m thinking but only I’ll say it: SDIT is a terrorist and a weirdo. Also, betchu his son isn’t half as cute as my infant with Pin-Head McG.
McG says he knows someone who knows something. Suddenly, he’s walking down some really dark hallway lit by the same people who light the 5-0 Interrogation Room. He eyes/xes the camera that takes some kind of x-ray of his face and pulls up his dental records. The screen reads: IDENTITY CONFIRMED EVEN WITH YOUR STUPID HAIR.
Is he going to see Hannibal OMG!!!! OMG!!! What happened to the face of my bis/xual muppet puppet? He has stuff on his head and I’m pretty sure it’s strawberry based. Poor Bis/xual Muppet Puppet whose face matches his jumper!!!
Side bar: Alex’s junk in his trunk is reminiscent of when he was in that movie with the oysters that bite. Wow, I am really drawing all kinds of blanks with names and such. It’s because all of his junk in his trunk is distracting me. There’s handfuls of Alex. DAMN!!
By the way, by “is distracting me” I actually mean “is making me cry uncontrollably.”
Bis/xual Muppet Puppet gives McG-Spot some information in exchange for stuff.
Kono and Adam are bla bla bla bla in a warehouse. Bla bla bla bla. Great hair runs in this family; maybe they’ll adopt McG? PRAY!
Kono is hiding beneath a car, while wrapped in a tarp. I hope that she does not have gas because if she does then she might hit her face against the bottom of that car beneath which she is hiding.
Where’s Duke, by the way? SEE DUKE!! THE ASIAN LADY’S BENEATH THE CAR, WHERE YOU DIDN’T LOOK.
Oh. Hi. Hi. Charlie Fong And His Big Dong – clearly, not someone whose name I have trouble remembering, not even when I want to bite Alex’s bum. So handsome, and so willing to help the Love Of His Life, Kono.
Hey Kono, you know what Charlie Fong And His Big Dong don’t do? They don’t hog-tie girls. Look. At. This. Man:
Kono asks him to do some stuff and he accepts; this stuff will clear her name.