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Dear Sardonic-
I am concerened about self. Believe I have already violated rule#1 as I do indeed believe John Locke is an actual person. As in I am aware that others refer to him as Joe White but I refuse to refer to him as anything but Locke or the rest of his life. I am aware that this is deluded. Do I need to ban myself from your site or do I get points for acknowledging my own delusion?
John Locke….I had to Google this. You mean the character from that other Telly show? That people keep calling The Smoke Monster, or something right?
Please feel free to keep calling him John Locke. I still don’t know whether he is TBG or TBM…and I named him.
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Locke and Jin – and we like to marvel over how well Jin learned english so well for his new character – Chin.
Much thanks sardonic! I believe you’ve been calling him The Bald Man, but feel free to just refer to him as Locke from here out. That would work great- for me.
@CVC- Jin Chin! I’m just hoping we get everyone back to the island one at a time.
Who should #H50 cast next?
Sardonic isn’t a democracy it’s a benevolent (?) dicktatorship.