A.smashing: It’s what McG does best, because he is the smasher of a.ses. *sigh*
Blaasjdfkhnhvsaklfoivegtnljnfraaaaaaaaaaak: Began when McG nailglued a man’s forehead shut. When I use this expression, it means I wish to voms a little in my mouth.
CALL ME!! Usually saved for my most favourite animals and characters whom I wish would call me. In real life, this is best yelled at random strangers on the street.
Clarica-d / Clarica-ing / Stating the Obvious (STO):
“Sand Man is running away.”
“I see Sand Man running.”
“Let’s catch him.”
“We really should.”
“Let’s!”
Dance-off: Replaces both argument and a.smashing. May occasionally be called a ‘c0ck-off’.
Deduced!: The state of coma into which audience falls after McG and The 5-0s Clarica.
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!: Sardonicism at its absolute worst. I usually ring it out when McG finishes a sentence, or when McG and The 5-0s say something to which the musical score swells as the waves to Neptune.
Exploded: More often than not, used as a v v awkward verb. (I.e. “They exploded her.”)
Eyes.xing / S.xing her with his eyes: Received a little wink during Hawaii 5-0‘s Season 1 finale. Please read about it here.
Fountain of Youth (a.k.a. FOY): It resides, with own proper zip-code, in McPanty Destoryer’s pants.
FUCUPs: These are an Elite Group of individuals who live here, and who wanted a name by which they could call themselves. Sort of like Kono who insisted that McG and The 5-0s come p with a right proper name for their treehouse gang. All 17 readers voted and the name chosen is: Foy United Cuties Urging Pantslessness. The FUCUPs. (You are v welcome.)
The Honourary mentions are those who have always supported Sardonic through either Twitter or Facebook. Let me know if you’re an Honourary FUCUP and we shall rejoice together.
HUGSIES: Term of endearment used to express emotion, but only when executed properly (i.e., with chest and thighs and groin pattycaking, and not when contrived as in that episode where the woman in a negligee was found in the forest with a leaf in her head and her husband was killered and McG told her and then he tried to hugsies her but failed miserably).
Imhotstuffitis: The condition from which McPanty Destroyer suffers.
Kids R Dumb: Also self-explanatory.
Killering / Killered / DEAD DEAD DEAD: You get the picture.
Koala: Koalas scare the sheet out of me. I find them neither cuddly nor friendly. As such, they are here a four-letter word = c.nts, as in “I can’t believe he didn’t remove his shirt. What a koala.”
Pattycakes: It is what McG and Daniel do when they are excited and behaving as BFFs in the Whole Wide World.
S.x Boot Camp McG Styles: If you don’t know what this is, you are best to move on to quieter and more gentle pastures.
S.xing Favours Self explanatory, I hope. Else, we can not be friends.
Thieved / Stolen: Is funnier than kidnapped (i.e. They stole Sister McG but then McPanty Destroyer recovered her from the world’s largest trunk.)
v v: Short for ‘very very’.
SPECIAL MENTIONS
Kimmer’s NOT McG. When discussing their significant others, all here refer to them (collectively) as NOT McG. We do not share names of partners, as we do not really like one another. Also: I am single. MCG!! CALL ME!!
And I AM KAYE’s Dance your pants off, in our endeavour to finally have McG #removehispants.
GeralynK’s broments, for all of those special (but never s.xing times) moments shared between Daniel and McHero of My Underpants.
Westy’s s!utpile, which is the #FUCUPs launching themselves at The FOY. First come, first served. Or, perhaps more apropos is first served, first to come.
Westy’s anthem, which must be sung only by her as she stands atop a chair swaying and with heavy inebriation:
‘Australians, all let us rejoiiiiiiice,
The FOY is finally freeeeee
It broke out of its cargo pants
FUCUPS are filled with glee’
kidnerapped.
Heh.
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OMG! I’m famous!
And I would sing the Oz National Anthem stone.cold.sober if it would make the FOY poke his head out of those bloody cargo pants which are always ON and never around McG’s ankles.
Aussie,Aussie,Aussie,FOY,FOY,FOY!
You didn’t know that you had been added to the Sardonictionary?!
Your anthem is epic
I am glad I sang the ‘right’ words to the anthem yesterday at the footy for can you imagine the looks you’d get it you said:
The FOY is finally freeeeee
It broke out of its cargo pants…..
If we had attended the footy together, Gracie, we would indeed have sung ‘our’ anthem. For sure.
You really are a natural treasure.
I showed this place off to Sheila just before. Your pic came up M (of course) and she said “wow she’s pretty,” I said, ‘I know right, guess how old?!” And Sheila said, “late 20s?”
Yesterday, someone thought I was 29. They were Oz, too. I heart you f.ckers.
Our M is gorgeous.
Right?
So gorgeous.
Absolutely! Said with all the non-sardonicness my heart can muster! xx
Thanks God she look like me.
Yalla, goodbye.
Maha’s Mama
Adding this to the Sardictionary. (Please see note at end.)
THE LEGEND OF THE FOY
Be careful with The FOY
It’s no ordinary s.x toy
First read the guide
It will help you decide
Which method to apply
To break into McG’s button fly
Holster and belt must go
All barriers to removing cargo
Try to calm your rants
Of “McG, remove your pants!”
Try this top-secret op
Spicy shrimp plate must drop
Onto cargopants of McG
To help set The FOY free
When he’ll need to change
Spare pants lost, please arrange
If shrimp truck op fails
Must work out details
Another mission to try
Many longboards must buy
How many beers can he drink
Until his face is rosy pink
A drunk McG is sleeping
Be very quiet creeping
Yes many want his seed
The FOY must be freed!
If he’s wearing jeans
WAKE UP! It’s just dreams
Next attempt will be
While he swims in the sea
Trained dolphins will steal
His trunks in one quick peel
When he returns to shore
The FOY inspires folklore
A man-god emerging
Without shame or urging
All beachgoers stare
Nothing else can compare
Behold his man-part
It’s a work of fine art
Is that a pole for a tent?
No, it has much more talent
The FOY salutes, winks, and croons
While every woman swoons
When McG turns to leave
The crowd forgets to breathe
Ladies faint en masse
At the beauty of his as.s
The Legend of The FOY is born
Retell it, you are sworn
(SeixoLady’s final verse)
And this is Andr3a’s FOY porn.
That makes us so love lorn.
Indeed, nothing can surpass,
The beauty of that fine as.s.
Note: I’m so v v happy that you all love the poem. Love all you FUCUPs like sisters for the cause!!! McG, REMOVE YOUR PANTS, ALREADY!!!!!!!!! Or we’ll do it for you. ;-D
P.S. Thank you to SeixoLady for the last verse. HUGSIES!
New to this page and absolutely LOVE the perversion!!!! Glad to see others aren’t shy when it comes to the armadillo being held captive behind the cargo pants!!
FKN brilliant!!!
So here it is…the re-worked ‘FUCUPS Theme Song’. Jayne’s brilliant idea of us all walking down the beach a la ‘The Monkees’ set up the idea for this little song. Obvi, it is to be sung to the tune of the Monkees theme song.
Here we come
Walking down the beach
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet.
Hey, hey we’re the FUCUPS
And people say we fuc around.
But we’re too busy trying
To pull McG’s pants down
We’re just trying to be friendly,
Don’t wanna scare McG away
We’re of mixed generations
And we just want him to play
Hey, hey we’re the FUCUPS
Sardonic is where we’ll be found
So McG better get ready
We’ll be coming around
Our Lainie loves Danno
With rainbows and care bears too
He broke her heart into pieces
CHEATING CHEATER WHO CHEATS, YES YOU!
Hey, hey we’re the FUCUPS
Our panties are always damp
Cuz we’re too busy dreaming
Of McG style sex bootcamp
Kimmer loves CHINCHIN
Because on a bike he looks hot
Gracie nerds through the recaps
Imparting SEAL info a lot
UKJayne is our crumpet
Twas her idea for this song
Pushes to the front of the line
But we drag her back where she belongs
Here’s Gracie and Westy
From Oz, just like our boy
Trying to get deported
So they can play with the FOY
Our Mama is funny
And so very pretty too
Did I mention how pretty she is?
And so very funny too
McMo and Ess are big fangirls
Don’t know who loves McG more
But right now he’s on a timeout
Until he grows back his balls
And then we have Paula
Doesn’t wanna sit on McG’s face
LB and CyndiLynne happy
They’ll gladly take Paula’s place
New members join daily
FUCUPS will be the best
Sari, Seixo, StephanieJane
Lelegirl and HawaiiObsessed
And now there’s Karin
Miz McGarret and Thuede too
WJ joins our McMo
Heading up the cougar crew
Hey hey we’re the FUCUPS
Line forms to the right
Sometimes a slutpile will happen
But we never, ever fight
Hey Hey, we’re the FUCUPS
People say we fuc around
We love each other hard and fast
While trying to pull McG’s pants down
You my girlfriend are a true “McFricking Rock Star”!
I just. I mean…I honestly can’t EVEN it’s so brilliant.
I love it, Westy! I especially love that I can’t escape my nerd nature and can even nerd out over h50. And look at us Aussie’s sticking together, from Oz just like our boy, heh
I got a mention!!! Woot woot!! I love everyone in this bar!! <3 WESTY IS THE BESTY!
You are my hero. You managed to summarize about 10,000 posts into one song!
PETER LENKOV CALL HER!!!
Here it is !
The tune that inspired brillant Westy to rewrite the theme from the Monkess to page homage to ALL of US here at Sardonic, !!
Meant to say, all of US. FUCUP’s here at Sardonic !
Westy, I love it, love it, love it. Nothing to add, but did I mention, I love it?
Absolutely BRILLIANT! Simon Cowell will be calling You soon, stand by the phone…You´re about to make some money with this
Maybe Lily Allen could sing it, she worked with other fuc-uped lyrics, might be the way to go…
Westy-get ready to leave OZ, like all the other ozzie wonders seem to do, to clime the ladder of success, Hollywood is made for You!
Westy, this is truely EPIC, I love our theme song !
Hard hugsies to you !!
Proud to be a FUCUP !
Westy, Did I mention, I think you are a ROCKSTAR !!
Now, outta my way, I need me some FaceTime with McG !!
Wheeeeeeee !
WESTY: Priceless! You are one talented FUCUP.
I’m proud to be a FUCUP too. Hugsies, McMo
I’ve just realized that I forgot to include Andr3a and her EPIC poem
I’m emailing a verse to our fearless and oh so pretty leader to see if she can add to our theme song.
HUGSIES Andr3a!
WESTY: Love, love, love FUCUPS Theme song v v hard. I would be v v honored to be mentioned in it. HUGSIES to you too!
IB: Thanks for posting the Monkee’s theme song..brings me back. It’s funny tho, it took me a bit to figure out it wasn’t really them, although I did see an original quick pic or two. I guess I was too busy dancing to the music. LOL McMo.
But Granmama, Davey Jones was a cutie, & cleary here for everyone to see, this guy is no Davey Jones!
I am confused? Davey Jones is not in the clip ?
I thought he is the very first one, where the holster drops ?
Then later playing tambourine with burgundy pants on ?
Stalker, you are kind of right. That is a man pretending to be Davey Jones. It’s v good but they’re not the real Monkees. Which I accidentally typed minkees, wanted to keep it I like it better! Perhaps we are watching the Minkees pretending to be the Monkees! x
I laugh everytime one of y’all calls her “Stalker.”
Ok, here is the CORRECT video featuring Davey Jones, courtesy of Jayne, the v v scary Crumpet, who threatened my well being, if I didn’t post this !!!
Yes all, she is v v most scarliy FUCUP out there !!
(stalking in fear !)
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I am v v scary. See, even stalker is scared of me!!!
Also, Stalker, thank you so much for posting it for me. It was very kind of you!
Well, I watched again & the only “real” Monkees are in that ubber quick clip that flashes in the middle. Your so right JAYNE, Davey Jones was so adorable. These “pretenders” are pretty good though, looks wise and in the having the mannerisms. I got hysterical again when seeing the “the Monkee’s walk” & thinking of the FUCUP”s theme song. Too funny. McMo
McMo — We were commenting at same time !!
Please rewatch new clip. else v v scary Jayne will hurt me !!
See, Stalker, you are like the second person here this weekend who has called me scary. So maybe we can all now appreciate that I am as I’ve been saying all along, much scarier than say… A tickle me Elmo! Agreed???
Agreed ! JayneTheVVscaryCrumpetBitch ! Agreed !
IB: Thanks. The real video brought be even more back. McMo
JAYNE: I find a “Tickle Me Elmo” much scarier than you. I do not find you scary at all. Just saying. LOL McMo
LMAO. Oh Granny Mo, & you’ve not even seen my photo! I would try & rebut you, but am smiling & laughing to myself that you find me less scary than a tickle me Elmo.
I love you Granny Mo HUGSIES xox
JAYNE: LOL right back at ya. You know what doll really freaked me out even more? Those “Cabbage Patch Kids”" from some yrs back. Holy crap, did you ever see those suckers? Talk about scary. Eddie Murphy once did a comedy skit (which was hysterical) where he jammed a real cabbage on a stick for his doll and THAT was less scary to me. McMo
Oh yeah, I remember the cabbage patch kids they were in fact very scary.I didn’t even like the bubblegum cards of them. I think they gave me nightmares!
I would never claim to be as scary as them.
Do you remember the Chucky doll and the bride of Chucky doll, talk about scary!
Oh, they were scary as anything werent they. The only redeeming thing was the fact that they were from horror films, whereas the cabbage patch dolls were from kids tv! The mind boggles as to who made these decisions!
You are so right, at least only a rowdy bunch would want the Chucky dolls whereas the cabbage patch dolls were all over the place. I am so glad that my kids are grown an over that stuff.
Chucky Doll, yes scary, so was his freaky bride. Yikes! McMo
Had a TOTALLY sh.t day, stumbled upon this anthem and am smiling ear to ear! You guys are sooooo good for the soul! Tremendously honoured to be mentioned-officially a FUCUP!!
Oh Sari ! Glad you are smiling ! Did you play the video for the Monkees tune ? Surely it will have you dancing around, which also helps the soul !!
Not yet-but I will, I promise!! Gotta get my sh.t done so I can be ready for 10 p.m. Thanks for being there!
Heart you. Happy your day has gotten better. xxoxxo
I thought I’d share this related term & definition. It’s from the Urban Dictionary, but I think it has a definite connection with all the FUCUPs.
AOLeffect
Definition: when husbands/boyfriends benefit s.xually from their partner’s admiration of Alex O’Loughlin AKA Steve McGarrett in the new Hawaii Five-0. often seen on twitter hashtagged as #AOLeffect
Usage: My husband always gets lucky on Monday nites after Hawaii Five-0 ’cause McGarrett is such a BAMF #AOLeffect
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=AOLeffect&defid=6175426
I watch Hawaii Five 0 with my mum. I shall never speak of this effect…..EVER.
Ubran dictionary, what a weird, yet wonderful place you are.
Andr3a: That’s me, my husband even asks on Fridays and Saturdays if H50 is on and would I like to watch it or if not on what about the DVD . WJ
May I proclaim An/Fa is now abbr for Aneurysm Face .. Becuz …
1) Scott Cann gets all the cool lines
2) I’ve been saying almost daily in real life
3) It takes up tooo much room to spell it all out
Thanks !
lb
Such an addition, Stalker. Sheila has actually named one of my faces An/Fa so her and I say it all the time too.
ACA – ALL CAPS AGREE
ACDA – ALL CAPS DISAGREE
Choose either the lazy version ACA or ACDA or knock yourself out typing the 3 whole words. Your choice!
ACAAAAAAAAAAAAA to show exceptionally strong levels of agreement is also an acceptable variant!
ACDA, not to be confused with AC/DC as in Acca Dacca. Best Aussie band ever and played quite often on h50.
A FUCUP BLESSING
May The FOY rise up to greet you.
May your Ohana always have your back.
May the sun shine upon the HandsomeDevil Face,
And freed geckos run in your dreams.
And until we comment again,
May pretteeeeee Maha send us more Sardonic Recaps.
Sonnets from the Sardoniguese. II.xvii.
How do I love Show? Let me count the ways.
I love Show with Steve and Danno and Team
My soul can laugh, feeling no need to scream,
For return of Bromance and Monkey Grace.
I love Show for beauty of the cargument
Most clever rants, in pursuit or blue light.
I love Show freely, as 5-0s strive for Right;
I love Show purely, as they chase crime, no relent.
I love Show when The FOY is put to use
In McG’s pants; take those pants off ASAP.
I love Show with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost panties, — I LOVE SHOW, ^THIS^ ALL CAP,
Smiles, drinks, Handsome Devil! — and, FUCUPs muse,
We shall love Show better after Recap.
(My apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1806-1861, posthumous FUCUP status.)
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