A.smashing: It’s what McG does best, because he is the smasher of a.ses. *sigh*
Blaasjdfkhnhvsaklfoivegtnljnfraaaaaaaaaaak: Began when McG nailglued a man’s forehead shut. When I use this expression, it means I wish to voms a little in my mouth.
CALL ME!! Usually saved for my most favourite animals and characters whom I wish would call me. In real life, this is best yelled at random strangers on the street.
Clarica-d / Clarica-ing / Stating the Obvious (STO):
“Sand Man is running away.”
“I see Sand Man running.”
“Let’s catch him.”
“We really should.”
Dance-off: Replaces both argument and a.smashing. May occasionally be called a ‘c0ck-off’.
Deduced!: The state of coma into which audience falls after McG and The 5-0s Clarica.
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!: Sardonicism at its absolute worst. I usually ring it out when McG finishes a sentence, or when McG and The 5-0s say something to which the musical score swells as the waves to Neptune.
Exploded: More often than not, used as a v v awkward verb. (I.e. “They exploded her.”)
Eyes.xing / S.xing her with his eyes: Received a little wink during Hawaii 5-0‘s Season 1 finale. Please read about it here.
Fountain of Youth (a.k.a. FOY): It resides, with own proper zip-code, in McPanty Destoryer’s pants.
FUCUPs: These are an Elite Group of individuals who live here, and who wanted a name by which they could call themselves. Sort of like Kono who insisted that McG and The 5-0s come p with a right proper name for their treehouse gang. All 17 readers voted and the name chosen is: Foy United Cuties Urging Pantslessness. The FUCUPs. (You are v welcome.)
The Honourary mentions are those who have always supported Sardonic through either Twitter or Facebook. Let me know if you’re an Honourary FUCUP and we shall rejoice together.
HUGSIES: Term of endearment used to express emotion, but only when executed properly (i.e., with chest and thighs and groin pattycaking, and not when contrived as in that episode where the woman in a negligee was found in the forest with a leaf in her head and her husband was killered and McG told her and then he tried to hugsies her but failed miserably).
Imhotstuffitis: The condition from which McPanty Destroyer suffers.
Kids R Dumb: Also self-explanatory.
Killering / Killered / DEAD DEAD DEAD: You get the picture.
Koala: Koalas scare the sheet out of me. I find them neither cuddly nor friendly. As such, they are here a four-letter word = c.nts, as in “I can’t believe he didn’t remove his shirt. What a koala.”
Pattycakes: It is what McG and Daniel do when they are excited and behaving as BFFs in the Whole Wide World.
S.x Boot Camp McG Styles: If you don’t know what this is, you are best to move on to quieter and more gentle pastures.
S.xing Favours Self explanatory, I hope. Else, we can not be friends.
Thieved / Stolen: Is funnier than kidnapped (i.e. They stole Sister McG but then McPanty Destroyer recovered her from the world’s largest trunk.)
v v: Short for ‘very very’.
Kimmer’s NOT McG. When discussing their significant others, all here refer to them (collectively) as NOT McG. We do not share names of partners, as we do not really like one another. Also: I am single. MCG!! CALL ME!!
And I AM KAYE’s Dance
your pants off, in our endeavour to finally have McG #removehispants.
GeralynK’s broments, for all of those special (but never s.xing times) moments shared between Daniel and McHero of My Underpants.
Westy’s s!utpile, which is the #FUCUPs launching themselves at The FOY. First come, first served. Or, perhaps more apropos is first served, first to come.
Westy’s anthem, which must be sung only by her as she stands atop a chair swaying and with heavy inebriation:
‘Australians, all let us rejoiiiiiiice,
The FOY is finally freeeeee
It broke out of its cargo pants
FUCUPS are filled with glee’