- Dennis Miller used to be a really funny guy; now he’s just an ignorant f/ck job. HEY DENNIS! I’M A MUSLIMAH, DO I SCARE YOU, you mthr fkn loser? Have another drink.
- I really appreciate how much fellatio AtPlenkov is currently performing on this man’s 80 year old balls.
- Oh. He was just exploded. A Muslim did it. For sure. A Muslim who is a part of the #OccupyWallStreet movement.
- Daniel’s hairy chest is amazing. Like, it has a life all its own. Gracie Monkey is in a polka dot bikini, which is surprising because I really thought she’s be in a burka, with a helmet.
- While Daniel was watching Monkey speak to a boy, I imagined him imagining smashing the kid’s head into a coconut tree and having a majic pineapple fall on the kid’s head. Because coconuts grow on pineapple trees and vice versa.
- Also, Daniel calls the male p/nis a “motive.” Imagine s/xing with him?
“Wrap your mouth around my motive. My motive is so solid for you…” Ewww.
- McG is in green. Rocking the sh/t out of his green. If anyone can give me an update on his health, I would love that, please.
- Max. Still a wierdo.
- When McG asks The Other Bald Guy who he imagines would do such a thing, he doesn’t say “Muslims” or “Brown Kids Like That One Child Who Was Carrying Candy. Suspicious Candy And So I Shot Him.” A name I will not place on my site because I do not want anyone coming here thinking they will get real information about this tragedy of a heartbreak.
- Someone stole Dennis Miller’s body, but McG nearly commits — “vehicular manslaughter” which is hilarious — and gets the body back from Dumb and Dumber.
- CHINCHINCHIN is talking to Dennis Miller’s daughter, and I can’t help but notice that her partner’s face is CREEEEEEPEEEEE. Like, he looks like a wax doll, and I am freaked out that this is slowly turning into the new beauty standard.
- There is a hilarious conversation between McG and Daniel, where Daniel tells McG that he would be happy if Monkey carried a stun gun.
- He also calls a ten year old child a “stalker.” HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I laughed so hard, because YES! YES, DANIEL! CHILDREN ARE FKN CREEPEEEEEEEEE, mate. I am totes on board with you in this moment; now, let’s have the babies together, please?
