H50 Writers

Truth is, more often than not, network television can be a real c.ntpunt. The limits within which the Writing crew must work are extremely tight, and their creativity often forced to colour between the lines.

That in mind, the Writers have done a brilliant fkn job of making a wonderful show; that the actors are pretty and sparkly and often times undressed in the most awkward scenes, this is not the fault of the Writers. Additionally, when I yell at the storyline, I blame the c.ntpunt of above; never ever the Writers (unless I think they have been drinking and I wish to have a glass). Because you know who wrote the Torah? And the Bible? And the Quran? A WRITER. 

(P.S. The answer is yes: I am camped out inside of their bottoms.)

Though I don’t know the names of all contributing writers, I do know Roberto Orci and Joe Halpin (from whom I solicited a Twitter follow…until his twitter broke up with my twitter because my twitter is fiercely lame).  I have recently become familiar with Elwood Reid who tweets about his man breasts.  I am also able to confirm that Melissa Glenn and Jessica Rieder are — without peen – writing for Hawaii 5-0.

Most recent additions (or awareness on my part) are a Mr. Kyle Harimoto and a Ms. Tara Butters. Clearly, we are entering Season 2 at a 4 Male to 3 Female  ratio, and since “Girls are smarter” (Leviticus 1963:12), this bodes v well for our favourite television show.

If I had charm, I would use it to befriend all above mentioned folk.  Sadly I do not, and worse still, I am not in the same city and so can not – as per uge – offer s.xing favours as a means to friendship.  Sad.

Special Mention: I crushed on @TheRadGiraffe who was terrified off of the internets by some punk. 

Update:  On 7 April in the year of your lord: 2011, both @jrorci and @TheRadGiraffe pinged a tweet saying that a sardonic recap was “worthy of s.xing favors,” which made my panties giggle and to which  I responded that they “may now return to s.xing one another with their eyes.”  Which ties into this very minuscule and maybe possibly special shout-out to this site on the finale of Hawaii 5-0‘s season 1.

Did you know that Leviticus was written by @Plenkov? Yes. He is G-d on set, controlling all, including Hawaii weather.  I don’t have anything more to say about him because his all-powerfulness scares me and makes me wee in my pants (respectfully, obvi).