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- @NathanFillion At the best wedding EVER, I forced a Snowtrooper into a Photo Booth. This was the result... http://t.co/zu6FBuiBDi 2 weeks ago
- @Uschi808 @Daveleni Finale recap went live last night! Enjoy! 3 weeks ago
- #H50 3.24 sardonic recap will go live tonight. Keep yer eyes open and yer pants down. (Don't trip please.) h50sardonic.com 4 weeks ago
- McG trauma: CUT HAIR or TAKE OFF PANTS. A never-nude, he made only choice he could. Sadness. h50sardonic.com/2013/05/20/3-2… #H50 3.23 sardonic recap 4 weeks ago
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You are a GEM!! What a great idea! I love you too, even when we’re DISAGREEING IN ALL CAPS!!
Thanks for a great 2 months and enjoy your time off in Greece and Turkey! Season 2 will be amazing! Mahalo!
I like you so much I didn’t mind you seeing me with my curls, rather than when my hair is straight.
This.Itself.Is.Epic.
Hi all; find me at http://www.onefemalecanuck.com
I’m digging that you put on perfume. We should discuss the pod-cast thing when next we chat. I hope your summer is “ass-smashing” as well.
Love you so much Mozer.
I have to tell you…the time and energy it takes for me to complete a recap is exhausting. I fear that adding more to this load might make me feel like it’s an unmanageable chore and I know I would slowly start to no longer enjoy it. As it is, between the site and the twitter, I am barely keeping up. Almost everyone keeps asking me about a Facebook page, and I just don’t have the energy to start one.
I suck hard. I’m sorry.
Love me still?
Hi Mozer!
Yes, Sardonic is sooo cool that she has consented to come on my #H50 podcast, “Hawaii In Vermont” at http://alohavermont.com
I will edit it and get it up as fast as possible so you can hear her. Hope you listen to some of the others too! They’re all on iTunes as well.
Dana In Vermont
Host of “Hawaii In Vermont”
A ‘Hawaii Five-0″ podcast & blog
info@alohavermont.com
oh wow … so great …. so so great … thank you so much for all the fun YOU have shared with US … and can you be funny in the written format? …. DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
YES !!!!!!
Have a wonderful summer ! HUGSIES back to you
Thank you Cyndi Lynn! You were among the earliest readers — thank you so much for sticking it out with me.
xxo
Hi all; find me at http://www.onefemalecanuck.com
Even though I am one of the “newbies” to your site, I am a HUGE fan already! Your style of writing is amazing and funny and I love reading every word of it! I will savor all of these recaps over the summer while I go into H50 withdrawal. There will be no fight from me over Alec as I am a Scott Caan fan through and through! Love you! Have an awesome summer! Can’t wait to read more starting in the fall! Mahalo!
Welcome, Kathy….and thank you very much for your lovely words
I hope you will jump right in and comment — though we sometimes disagree in ALL CAPS, it is always done with much love. Don’t let it scare you…please!
Everyone here will be coming back to the recaps depending on the re-run each weel…so even though the site’s on hiatus, the convo will keep going. Because mst of us can’t shut it.
xx
I am literally and nonsardonically sitting here with tears in my eyes. It is so last day of school feeling. So truly glad that we made you feel good, because you are truly fabulous. Have a magnificant time on your trip and we will “c u” in the Fall. *where we will squeel like 10th graders greeting our BFFs after a long summer vaca* Mahalo, Shalom and Allah Yasalmik.
Oh, Lainie. Reading this gave me teary-eyes, too. You b.tch.
It is *completely* like last day of school!!
Mahalo, Shalom and Allah ma3aaki. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoo
You are f-ck-ing gorgeous, Sardonic……….
Its one thing to see your photo……….another thing to see and hear you…….!
McG would be lucky!
“Thank *you*” for all of your side splitting recaps. MAHALO!
Thanks Roberto, you are v sweet
Mahalos back!
You are amazing. Thank you for this incredible video.
Speaking of warmth! You are so BEAUTIFUL and I want to reach through my screen and hugsies you.
Thank YOU for the hours and hours and hours of laughter you have given us all. I can’t wait for Season 2 recaps, more than Season 2 the show
HUGSIES xxo
OK I am crying.
Thank you too for bringing so much laughter into our last two months.
How do we get this video to @plenkov??????????
- Red Roses
You and Lainie are killing me. You SOPS.
Love you too.
p.s. @plenkov!! V v Funny.
Ooh, look at you eyes.xing us!
I’ve just recently stumbled upon this little haven on the internets, and while I promised myself that I wouldn’t read any of the recaps until I had seen the episode (which is v v hard to do as we are about four or five epis behind) I find myself now wanting to go and immerse myself in your writing. And I will because what am I going to dooooooooooo without youuuuuuuuuuu?? I shall start with the finale.
Thank you so much for the giggles and the discussions – I feel like I’ve met a whole new bunch of friends who are so much fun to hang out with. Enjoy your summer, plan our wedding and hurry back!
Hugsies, CALL ME! Mahalo, much love! xxxxx
Just wanted to add…’aboot’. I LOVE IT!
Westy, I try!!
Your feedback and comments are always so warm, which is v v important as we are fiance’d and all. Can not wait to read your comments
Re meeting new friends and all, yes those are my sentiments exactly. I too feel like there is a real community among those who are reading this space (all 5-0 fans, in fact — but those who comment and email and DM stand apart, obviously).
“Enjoy your summer, plan our wedding and hurry back!”
That made my day. Thank you!! We’ll both wear dresses!!
HUGSIES back and much love to you as well xxxxxxooooooo
“Enjoy your summer, plan our wedding and hurry back!”
That made my day. Thank you!! We’ll both wear dresses!!
Are you wearing white? I will if you will!
Totes Mgotes!!
Hi all; find me at http://www.onefemalecanuck.com
“Totes Mgotes!!”
*giggle*
Thank you Thank you Thank you!!! I’ve been reading your site for weeks now (although I haven’t commented in awhile). It is just so much funnsies!! I eagerly read each one waiting for the comments about McG taking off his pants.
I’m so v v thrilled that you’ll be doing this again next season!!!
KHusted — you were among my first subscribers, if memory serves. Thank you for your time and for your eyes. With the recaps being so long, I am amazed that you have all humoured me and read every word.
Thank you. Love you. S.xing favours for you all. xxo
Maha – First of all…you smell marvelous. Second, an “in person” thank you…great idea. You are the cutiest cheeky monkey there ever was or ever will be. But damn you, you made your Granny cry.
We fans are simply bouncing back the love you continually send out to us. It is your lovely persona, clever and hysterical writing, educational insights & genuine caring that has captured thousands of devote followers.
I, as I’m sure most others, joined your site merely for the funny recaps about our favorite show, but we stayed and then became so involved with it because of you. It is we who treasure you…for bringing us the wonderous gifts of laughter, knowledge & friendship. You have brought joy to so many and that’s a rare & special gift.
Now that the question of your being able to write “funny” has been answered and I say this from my heart, I’m so happy you will still stick with us for Season 2. I can’t imagine the H50 experience without you.
Love & Hugsies, Grandmama xoxo
Oh no! Not you too, Granmama
No crying, please!!
Your email was bad enough…I was so moved — beyond description, in fact. Thank you for all of your support…from day one.
For those of you who don’t know….Maureen has been with Sardonic since I had less than 400 readers. (Special thanks for your endless support, Maureen.)
In the face of your kind words, I’ll just say a simple thank you thank you thank you thank you for your reading xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Oh, Maureen made me cry too. (I don’t feel I know her well enough to call her Granmama, and I think that would not be appropriate because I think we are close in age!)
I agree completely with everything she said, and she said it much more eloquently than I could have.
Hugsies all round!
Thank you, Westy!! (We are a clusterfk of hippie madness at the moment!) Hugsies indeed!!
Lainie et al: I am placing this link here as well. I will be doing *much* writing at my personal homepage this summer…so if you would like to pop in and say hi during the coming weeks, I would *love* it!
I revamped the site based on the feedback and experience here, at Sardonic…you can read about it here
Xxooxxoo
A big thanx for the video! So great to see You “live”. You´re indeed the same person that is h50sardonic! Loved the blingeling (i.e .bracelets), what a girly girl You are….
But now You may have a started a new addiction, we want more videos from You! Hugsizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Hi Paula! Thank you!!
Yea. I’m a bit of a girlie-girl (and my bracelets are, like, power-specific cuffs from where I derive all energy); I had just removed my red nailpolish, too. It was chipped and I needed to be tops for you
More videos?! Lorraine recommended I “video recap” one episode. So, in real time watch it and somehow split screen it and tape it. Don’t even know if that’s possible but the idea is something I’m willing to investigate though doubt it’s actually doable. But still sounds terribly fun
Hugsies, millions of them, back your way xxo
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OH MY, It would be FANTASTIC to see You recappin verbally as You´re watching the episode! Wouldn´t it be easier too?!!! not to write it down- just commenting and occasionally throwing popcorns at the screen, we would hear all Your little screams and huffs and puffs…
Yes, definitely easier — if I would ever even figure out how in the hell / if it can even be done
(…naturally I would only do it for one episode since it’s the writing that I do love.)
Will let you know if ever I manage to figure it out
x
Hi all; find me at http://www.onefemalecanuck.com
Westy59 – Hi.. You can call me anything…we’re not formal here at Sardonic…just goofy. G
this site is FANTASTIC! So, So, Funny! I hope the Powers that Be invite you to the H50 season 2 Preimere!
Oooooh! Do they have parties for the premieres? Do they show the premiere episode? I wonder if I would be allowed to recap live!!
Also. Hello H50FAN! Welcome and thank you for the reads and this first-time comment.
Make sure to come back after the rerun episode every Monday night, to re-read and then comment beneath the proper recap!
xxo
The premiere for the first epi was called Sunset on the Beach and it was attended by 10,000 people at The Punchbowl in Oahu including the cast and the breasted lights camaro. (neither McG nor Danno driving) I think Lenkov has already mentioned that there will be one for S2. I was on Oahu 2 weeks after the premiere.
My.timing.sux.
Your timing *does* suck! You should go back
Thanks for all the info; Sounds like it was the Island’s entire population in attendance. So fun!!
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M – What a beautiful, sweet, and touching video – I can’t believe I haven’t seen it until now. Thank you for sending us off into summer with such a heartfelt message.
I am so glad that *we* have been able to give you something back, whether it be affirmation of your talent (there is a lot of talent there, sister!), pictures of McG, or just a laugh on a bad day. You have given me many a laugh, and also some new points of view about not only h50, but of your other interest areas as well. You have opened up a portal for us to find new friends, obsess over all things trivial and not, and you have done this all in 8 WEEKS! That is amazing.
So, I know that this video was about you thanking us, but the true thanks should go to you, for what you have created here. Have a wonderful summer, meet tons of interesting people, and we shall be here in the fall.
Hugsies!!!!
You b.tches need to start writing Hallmark cards.
You are *killing* me with these messages making me weepy and snotty.
From the bottom of my heart, Kimmer, thank you. Thank you for reading and letting me into your life for both the laughs and the serious stuffs.
With warmth,
M
Hi all; find me at http://www.onefemalecanuck.com
Yes, a live recap would be awesome! and maybe you can do us all a favor by personally removing those cargo pants once & for all !! you would be my hero forever!
“Personally removing those cargo pants.”
When I do, it shall be as though I have uncovered the Cadbury Secret.
BYE!!
xxo
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Hugsies back. When I get my DVD (Peter!!! I’m talking to you!!!) I’m going to read all the rest of your recaps as I watch the whole season again from the beginning. Yay!
Hurrah! Yay!
Hiiiii rainycali — lovely to see so many of you posting a little comment at Sardonic. Much appreciated.
By the way, when you watch the episodes, come back and let us know what you thought
x
awww! How did I miss this video? Anyway, you are v v sweet in addition to being funny! And beautiful. and talented…starting to not like you so much. Jealous. Kidding! You are wonderful and made me almost cry with your thanks. I am sure the recapping is a lot of work and takes so much time. You bring joy to all 17 of us tho! Much joy! Thank you for doing it and thank you for being willing to continue to do it. Aloha!
Obsessed! You likely missed it because I buried it as a page, rather than a post
Your comment made me laugh. And blush.
Thank you v v v v v much. HUGSIES?!
You 17 are a wonder and the most awesome, and hilariously wicked of the bunch. Thank you for sharing all of your uncensored thoughts. Always. xxo
I found this site about a week ago and have read every.single.recap. And laughed my ass right off. I have spit and drooled and cried because I was laughing so hard! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Your recaps are better than anything at Television Without Pity. And I sort of hate that you’re so damn pretty to boot! Holy cow! Wow!
Thanks for all the laughs Sardonic and thanks for coming back next Sesaon!
I am folllowing you on your personal twitter now. At the sake of sounding like a real live stalker, when I friended you, twitter told me that John Cusack who I follow, follows you!!!! Uuuuuuh, so do you know him or is he folowing you just cus you’re frakin gorgeous?
Leah!
Hi Leah, and welcome!
Loving your reaction – thank you for finding Sardonic, for bothering to read it and then for commenting. Much much much appreciated.
Also thank you for following my personal twitter – it is hella political, so…there’s that.
Cheers.